The Pheromones Say We Have No Chance

[Stinky Orange]; Look, both sides suffer.

[It’s not cicada]: Believe me, this is an accident.

[Smelly Tangerine]: Do you know that at the critical moment, you threw away me and ran for nothing, as if you bought a standing ticket overnight.

[It’s not knowing]: It doesn’t matter, brother, listen to my explanation, your reputation in my family is already stinky, just like my reputation in yours.

[It’s not cicada]: You are fearless, understand? ?

[Smelly Orange]: Fairy frowns.jpg

On Sunday afternoon, when Jing Ximing returned to the dormitory, Luo Zhiyu was writing his weekly diary.

"Playing games?" Jing Ximing pushed the suitcase under the bed and put it away, "Play a few games and then write."

"It's not impossible. If you win a game, do your homework quickly." Luo Zhiyu put down his pen and found his mobile phone under the pillow beside the bed.

A few hours later, the two teamed up and played more than ten rounds. After kneeling, scolding and scolding each other, they finally won as they wished.

"I think his scolding is a bit reasonable." Jing Ximing was talking about his teammates just now, "Maybe we are really good at it."

"Nonsense, don't be tempted." Luo Zhiyu withdrew from the game, "He's good too, otherwise how could he have matched us?"

"Then you are right." Jing Ximing immediately changed his position.

"Go to bed and wash up." Luo Zhiyu finished making up his weekly diary, almost unable to open his eyes, "Tomorrow, Monday, we have class."

For some homework, you must not remember that you didn't write it at all until you saw your deskmate dig out the homework from the schoolbag at the moment when it was about to be handed in.For example, Luo Zhiyu in the Monday morning reading class, when he saw Jing Ximing dug out a Chinese homework from his schoolbag, he panicked.

He suddenly realized that this weekend, it seems that there are still two Chinese homework books to be written, one for practice and one for individual exercises.

He didn't care about his homework when he went out with Xiao Yan on Saturday, and he didn't even think about it when he was in the dormitory on Sunday.

Luo Zhiyu: "..."

If it was other homework, I would have to copy it. The Chinese homework has a lot of words, and it is quite tiring to make up.

No. [-] Middle School pays close attention to their studies, regardless of whether they have good grades or poor grades, homework must be handed in.

"You write now." Jing Ximing is the group leader who collects homework. He tried his best to win the opportunity for Luo Zhiyu. "Now it's morning reading. You should write quickly and concentrate on writing. I will hand it over to the class representative later."

"Okay." Luo Zhiyu rolled up his sleeves and picked up his pen, "If anyone disturbs me, I will never end with him."

Luo Zhiyu wanted to be with Xiao Yan endlessly. He just picked up the pen and wrote less than two lines. Xiao Yan knocked on the door of Class 3 ([-]) with two big brooms borrowed from the cleaning side. In the eyes of the whole class, he walked to Luo Zhiyu's desk, stuffed one of the brooms into Luo Zhiyu's hands, and helped Luo Zhiyu hold it.

"Go out and sweep the floor." Xiao Yan pointed to a row of ginkgo trees that were shedding leaves outside the window, "You will not forget the sin you made yourself."

Luo Zhiyu: "..." I'm afraid of whatever will happen.

Luo Zhiyu carried two Chinese homework books, dragged a broom, and went out with Xiao Yan to the cleaning area. Along the way, he "accidentally" stepped on Xiao Yan's shoes three times, until Xiao Yan, who couldn't bear it anymore, whipped his ass with a broom. It was barely quiet for 2 minutes.

During the morning reading time, there were only the two of them in the area in front of the teaching building. The leaves of the ginkgo tree were layered on the floor. The process is random.

After more than ten minutes, Xiao Yan looked back and smiled angrily.

"Luo knows."

"Here." Luo Zhiyu stood up straight with a broom in one hand.

"You are here to add to the chaos." Xiao Yan pointed to a piece of land he had just swept, "I worked so hard to pile up the leaves that I swept out, and you cleared it for me again."

Luo Zhiyu: "..."

"Brother." Luo Zhiyu took a step back guiltily, "Let's just treat it as the autumn wind blowing by itself. Whether it's okay or not is none of my business."

Luo Zhiyu, who was driven to sit by the flower bed, had a broom by his feet and a Chinese homework on his lap. He could hear the rustling of leaves when Xiao Yan swept the floor, and the tip of the pen in his hand tried to keep up with the rhythm. , Homework written quickly.

The leaves in the shape of a small fan fluttered down and landed between Luo Zhiyu's neckline. He reached out to pick them up, and the pen in his hand scratched lightly on his neck, as if leaving ink marks.

"Brother Yan, come here." Luo Zhiyu waved to Xiao Yan.

Xiao Yan stepped on the fallen ginkgo leaves all over the ground, and walked towards the flower bed: "It's fine if you don't work, and you still order me..."

He didn't speak anymore, Luo Zhiyu unzipped the school uniform in front of him, and was about to take off his coat.

The weather in late autumn was already very cold, Xiao Yan stopped his movements: "What are you doing?"

"Accidentally stroked my neck, I can't see it, please help me see." Luo Zhiyu unbuttoned the inner lining, pulled his neckline a little, grabbed Xiao Yan's hand, and gently Pressed on the back of his neck, "Is there any trace of ink?"

Xiao Yan: "..." It's too much, hooliganism.

The skin on Luo Zhiyu's neck was fair and clean, without the ink marks he expected. The place where Xiao Yan's fingertips were touching was less than two centimeters from the position of the omega gland.It's too close, Xiao Yan has completely attended the physiology class of No. [-] Middle School, and he knows that this has exceeded the proper safe distance between alpha and omega. His fingertips are stained with a faint peach fragrance, which has nothing to do with pheromones. Alpha's natural instinct almost broke the delicate balance in his heart.

"Nothing." Xiao Yan gently squeezed the inch of skin on Luo Zhiyu's neck, avoiding the position of the glands at the back of the other's neck, as if warning Luo Zhiyu, and also as if warning himself, he Picking up another ginkgo leaf from Luo Zhiyu's collar, gently pushing Luo Zhiyu away, helping him button the inner lining back and zip up the school uniform.

When the leaves were taken away, Luo Zhiyu probably felt a little itchy on his neck, he tilted his head slightly, and his hair swept across the back of Xiao Yan's hand.

"Forget it, you are not allowed to treat other alphas like this, you know?" Xiao Yan gently brushed Luo Zhiyu's cheek with the ginkgo leaf in his hand.

"Don't worry, I have a sense of proportion." Luo Zhiyu said, "Xiao Hong and Xiao Lan's questions will definitely be full marks next time."

"Good morning, Teacher Xu." Luo Zhiyu greeted the passing physiology teacher.

"Morning, what are you two doing?" Teacher Xu nodded, "Sweeping the floor again?"

The word "again" is very spiritual, Xiao Yan laughed silently.

"That's right, teacher." Luo Zhiyu said, "As you can see, I gave back with all my might, and dragged a back one by the way."

"Just so, please help me bring the printed materials of your class." Teacher Xu handed a stack of documents to Luo Zhiyu, "I'm going back to the office directly."

The word "push back" obviously gave Luo Zhiyu new inspiration, he decided to try to pull Xiao Yan into his little thief boat on a whim.

"Don't sweep." Luo Zhiyu poured a basin of cold water, and he pointed to the ginkgo tree above the two of them, "You sweep while the leaves on it are still falling, and you will never be able to sweep it clean. Let's sweep the floor" It’s fine if the time is full, no one will accept our results.”

"It's not impossible." For some reason, Xiao Yan felt that Luo Zhiyu's fallacies became more and more reasonable.

"Anyway, it takes a long time to study, and you can only go back after the morning reading." Luo Zhiyu assigned one of the homework to Xiao Yan, and tilted his head to look at Xiao Yan on the left, "Brother Yan, please help me."

Xiao Yan: "..."

Luo Zhiyu took out a pen from Xiao Yan's pocket, and patted it in Xiao Yan's palm: "You brought the pen, didn't you?"

"...It's risky, I probably can't imitate your handwriting." Writing homework is not a problem, as long as the difficulty lies in the font, Xiao Yan explained the risk in advance.

"Write whatever you want, feel free to use it." Luo Zhiyu was very generous, "The Chinese teacher asked for leave these two days, and the homework was approved by others, and they were all handed in. Who knows what my words used to look like."

"Okay." Xiao Yan boarded Luo Zhiyu's pirate ship.

Someone is willing to help, and the speed of making up homework can be said to be very fast. Luo Zhiyu finished his homework 5 minutes before the morning reading and get out of class. As a thank you, Luo Zhiyu wrote an IOU at Xiao Yan's request— —

[On x, x, x, Year 3, Xiao Yan, Class 3, Senior [-], helped Luo Zhiyu, Class [-], Class [-], to make up homework. Luo Zhiyu owed Xiao Yan a favor. way of debt collection. ]

[Promise person? Luo Zhiyu]

When Luo Zhiyu returned to class, it happened to be the end of morning reading, and the class representative was urging to collect homework.

"Stable." Luo Zhiyu flipped the homework to the place where he wrote this time, and handed it to Jing Ximing, "just in time."

"Awesome." Jing Ximing reached out and put his homework on the top, and handed it to the class representative. They were the last group to hand in, so they were naturally placed on the top of the homework pile.

"Homework can always be written before handing in the homework." Luo Zhiyu was very proud.

Jing Ximing didn't have the courage to frantically make up his homework temporarily, he stared at the extra stack of printed materials in Luo Zhiyu's hand: "What is this?"

The supplementary materials prepared by Mr. Xu for the first grade are a set of self-test questions, which are used to understand the students' blind spots in knowledge and to prepare materials for class.

"It has to be handed in after the big class break." Luo Zhiyu took out a piece of material and asked the monitor to distribute the rest, "Hurry up and write."

"Why are Xiaohong and Xiaolan here again?" Luo Zhiyu, who opened the pre-test, saw an acquaintance again, "Oh, this time it's all about analysis questions."

"If you want to analyze the questions, just judge right from wrong, and then briefly explain the reasons." Jing Ximing also began to answer the questions, "Write whatever you want, don't write too much, just read the questions clearly."

"It shouldn't be enough to write all the questions." Luo Zhiyu, who wrote a few questions, felt that it was not difficult, and there would be no such situation as last time, "Teacher Xu said that it depends on my mood whether I like to write or not. "

During the big class break, Xiao Yan went to Director Xu’s office to get the materials of the student union. There was no one in the office. Xiao Yan saw a familiar stack of papers on Teacher Xu’s desk next door, the top one, Luo Zhiyu's name is written on it——

[City No. [-] Middle School Physiological Health Class? Pre-class Test? Omega Version]

School: No. 3 Middle School of xx City ||?? Class: Senior One ([-]) Class? ||?? Answer student: Luo Zhiyu

1. Xiaohong is an unmarked omega, and Xiaolan is an alpha. Xiaohong and Xiaolan talk very intimately, and even go shopping alone hand in hand.

Answer: No, you should finish your homework before going shopping.

2. In order for Xiaolan to help her with her homework, Xiaohong asked Xiaolan to approach her and touched the glands on the back of her neck.

Answer: No, Xiaohong is too rascal.

3. When Xiaohong and Xiaolan chat, they sometimes involve some large-scale topics.

Answer: No, it is recommended to beat Xiaolan violently.

4. Xiaohong thinks about Xiaolan all the time, no matter in class or after class, when she sees Xiaolan, she gets emotional.

Answer: No, a slap can't make a sound, so Xiaolan must have a problem too.

Shouldn't be x5, the reason is shorter and shorter.

It should not be x6, the reason is too lazy to write.

It shouldn't be x7, the reason was eaten by Luo Zhiyu.

……

Shouldn't x49

50. To sum up, shouldn't Xiaohong and Xiaolan study hard and refuse puppy love?

Answer: No.