The Pheromones Say We Have No Chance

City No. [-] Middle School Campus Forum——

[Is next week the Earthquake Prevention and Disaster Mitigation Safety Week? I just passed by the school gate and saw people from the student union drawing posters. 】

1L:?RT, the drawing is very nice. [photo]

2L: Look who I saw, two people in the center of the storm.

3L: Boasting that Luo Zhiyu, the third class in the first grade, is beautiful, kind, and good at grades, and his paintings are so beautiful.

4L: Luo Zhiyu is quite capable of causing trouble if the third floor should close his eyes like this, just ask Xiao Yan.

5L: Does anyone feel that their relationship has gotten better recently?

6L: I have already gone to the premarital examination, what else can I do, just make do with it?dog head.jpg

7L: It is said that it is a routine test, believe in science, my friends, there is nothing between them.

The two people beside the blackboard at the school gate looked at Tang Yuan and howled all the way to the distance.

"The speed is quite fast." Luo Zhiyu said enviously, "Isn't there an autumn sports meeting in November, let your dormitory come to A, and I will arrange some big oranges for him."

Xiao Yan: "..."

"What shall we have for lunch?" Luo Zhiyu finished watching the excitement, and belatedly realized that his and Xiao Yan's lunch was in Tang Yuan's hands, "I think I really want to be a little hungry."

"Shall we eat by ourselves?" Xiao Yan asked for his opinion.

"Why don't you go hungry first?" Luo Zhiyu suggested, "It's almost over anyway, let's go after the painting is finished."

"Let's draw." Xiao Yan picked up the blackboard eraser and erased Tang Yuan's name in the signature column, leaving only his and Luo Zhiyu's.

Luo Zhiyu climbed halfway up the ladder and made up some chalk drawings. Xiao Yan supported him, and two hardworking members of the student union continued to work.

"I remembered." Luo Zhiyu changed to another color of chalk, "The 'green turtle' in your game friend list, is it your class sports committee, that alpha?"

After all, if he was scolded by him while playing games, at least he should know who he was scolding.

"You know him?" Xiao Yan, who was ordering takeaway with his mobile phone, looked up.

"I went to the office last week and explained why I was painting in class, and I was punished to stand by the way." Luo Zhiyu recalled the scene at that time, "There is someone who is being scolded, and it seems to be him."

"I don't know if it's because he just finished his physical education class. When he walked past me, I felt his pheromones stink." After speaking, Luo Zhiyu added, "Reasonable discussion, I I don't mean to look down on his pheromones."

"Don't talk nonsense, it tastes like blue cheese, which is very expensive." Xiao Yan changed the recipient on the phone, "It's still rare."

Luo Zhiyu chose to shut up: "...All right, pretend I didn't say anything."

Compared with this, Xiao Yan's orange-flavored pheromone is really refreshing.

"That... Excuse me." A sophomore in blue and white school uniform stood in front of the two of them, "Let me find Luo Zhiyu."

"I am." Luo Zhiyu who was sitting on the climbing ladder raised his hand, "What's the matter?"

His school uniform was not zipped up, the red chalk dust on his hands was smeared on his cheeks, and his hair was blown a little messy by the wind. He sat on the ladder and looked down at the people on the ground slightly, as if he was chatting happily. The legs were bent, and the right leg on the ladder was still swaying slightly.

"You, can you come with me?" Alpha looked up at him, then lowered his head.

Luo Zhiyu: "?"

"You just talk here, is there anything he can't listen to?" He pointed to Xiao Yan, "It's not convenient to come down from work."

"This..." The alpha student in the second year of high school hesitated for a while, and finally swallowed back what he wanted to say, and raised the paper bag in his hand, "Have you had lunch? The cakes in this store are delicious. Would you like Do you want to eat?"

Xiao Yan frowned, but did not speak.

"Thank you." He heard Luo Zhiyu say that.

"But I'm sorry, I don't like sweets, and my family is strict, and I don't allow people to eat anything given by others at home." Luo Zhiyu nodded slightly, rejecting it very politely.

The sophomore alpha student was a little disappointed.

"You can give it to me." Xiao Yan leaned against the blackboard and drew out his voice, "I like sweets, and my family is not strict."

The alpha student in the same grade as Xiao Yan glared at him, and muttered that the scumbag left.

Xiao Yan: "???"

Luo Zhiyu couldn't hold back, the boy just walked away when he laughed out loud.

"Don't laugh." Xiao Yan said, "I won't let you go until I cleanse my reputation as a scumbag."

"I've wanted to ask for a long time." Luo Zhiyu supported the ladder, and kicked Xiao Yan's shoulder with his toe, "Student, it seems that I didn't do it, right?"

"I also worked as a whitewashing tool for you. Are you a briquette? The more you wash, the more black it is?"

"It's hard to say." Xiao Yan leaned on the blackboard and sighed, "Anyway, you are fully responsible."

"You're so unreasonable, Xiao Yan..." Luo Zhiyu suddenly called Xiao Yan's name nervously, "Don't move."

Xiao Yan: "?"

Luo Zhiyu jumped down from the ladder, and carefully pulled Xiao Yan away from the blackboard. Xiao Yan rubbed a piece of chalk drawing that he finished in the morning, and there was a huge lump of chalk dust on Xiao Yan's back.

Luo Zhiyu picked up the broom on the side of the road and beat Xiao Yan all the way to the school gate, just in time for Xiao Yan to order takeaway.

The steaming octopus balls are the family that Luo Zhiyu likes very much. The two people covered in chalk dust of various colors hid in the bushes and solved today's lunch.

"Got it." Xiao Yan called out.

"Zhiyu." Luo Zhiyu snatched the last ball from Xiao Yan's bowl.

"I found that you are a bit of a double standard." Xiao Yan stood up and cleaned up the tableware on the floor.

Luo Zhiyu: "? Why did I double-standard, anyone who rubs against my blackboard and reports me to beat up, you are the one who deserves to be beaten up the most."

Xiao Yan shook his head, and seemed to be in a good mood.

The whole afternoon, Luo Zhiyu, who was painting, listened to Xiao Yan sing rap, his head was full of question marks.

"Finally, the painting is finished!" Luo Zhiyu took a few steps back, appreciating the results of his day, "I think it's okay, what do you think?"

"Yes." Xiao Yan carried the ladder, and Luo Zhiyu held the chalk box and blackboard eraser.

At the fork in the alpha dormitory area, Luo Zhiyu stopped in his tracks: "Ah, yes, I almost forgot."

"Ok?"

"The new school uniform I ordered will arrive tonight, and the name tag has been re-made, and I can finally wear my own." Luo Zhiyu put the painting tools on the ground, and began to take off the school uniform jacket, "Thank you for the school uniform."

"How about..." Xiao Yan wanted to say that he should pay it back later, but now he moved a ladder and didn't have a school uniform in his hand, "Don't..."

Before he could say anything, Luo Zhiyu threw the large school uniform over his head and covered his head and face, and he was surrounded by the smell of peaches.

In the gradually sinking sun, Luo Zhiyu walked away, and Xiao Yandun, who was carrying the ladder with both hands and wearing an original omega school uniform on his head, stayed where he was, feeling like a pervert.