The Pheromones Say We Have No Chance

Luo Zhiyu looked around and felt that the atmosphere was not right, so he moved another position to the right, leaving two spaces between him and Xiao Yan, and the surrounding discussions became louder.

Xiao Yan stood up, sat down beside Luo Zhiyu in full view, took off one of the earphones, and put it on for Luo Zhiyu.

Luo Zhiyu: "?"

"What's going on?" Fan Yue turned on the microphone, "Brother Yan, are you out of shape just after the exam?"

"It's okay." The countdown to resurrection on the mobile phone seemed extremely long, noise was prohibited in the hospital, and Xiao Yan spoke into the headset in a low voice, "He Zhizhi came to the hospital, call quickly."

"Oh, okay." Fan Yue asked Xiao Yan while directing the others to regain morale, "How do you test, is it still a pheromone test strip?"

"Draw blood." Xiao Yan continued to play the game.

"Day?" Fan Yue skipped a dirty word: "Then isn't the fucking project of the premarital examination?"

His voice was so loud that Luo Zhiyu, who was wearing earphones, was startled.

"If it wasn't forced, who would come with him for a premarital examination?" Luo Zhiyu said into the headset.

Xiao Yan: "???"

"Are Luo Zhiyu and Xiao Yan here?" The nurse opened the door, and saw two distinctive high school students among the people in line.

"Here." Xiao Yan cut off the voice and hung up the phone, "You guys play, I won't call for now."

"You will be reported if you do this, and then your points will be deducted. If you come a few more times, you will be gone." Luo Zhiyu has been peeking at Xiao Yan's phone screen, kindly reminding, "My account was blocked like this last week. of."

"It's okay, I'm about to win." Xiao Yan pushed Luo Zhiyu into the inner room, "Don't worry about them, they all know each other."

"Which of you two will come first?" the nurse asked, "The dean has explained in advance that you are rechecking the pheromone matching degree, right?"

"I'll come first." Luo Zhiyu was very active. He took off his school uniform jacket, rolled up his sleeves, sat down on the chair, glanced at the things in the nurse's hand, and was scared.

Luo Zhiyu: "Who is that, help me cover my eyes."

who:"……"

For alpha and omega, the act of covering their eyes is considered a relatively intimate contact. Luo Zhiyu fed the dog in his physiology class, but Xiao Yan still understood.

The nurse motioned him to move faster: "It's okay, I'm just helping out, and the two of you are not a good match."

Xiao Yan stepped forward and gently covered Luo Zhiyu's eyes with his hands. Luo Zhiyu really fainted from the needle. When the needle pierced the skin, although Luo Zhiyu didn't say anything, Xiao Yan could feel his pain. The eyelashes were trembling slightly, and her breathing became very light.

"Okay, open your eyes, it's okay." Xiao Yan put on the school uniform for Luo Zhiyu, and asked him to sit aside and wait.

"Little handsome guy, it seems that your relationship is not that bad, it's not 0%, the dean and the others are too nervous." The nurse and Xiao Yan joked, "There is a little bit of matching."

"I think so too." Xiao Yan said, "A little bit."

Half an hour later, Luo Zhiyu, who was dozing on the chair, was woken up by Xiao Yan.

"? Where am I?" Luo Zhiyu didn't understand.

"At the hospital, we're here for a re-examination." Xiao Yan held the newly issued test form in his hand, and brought it to Luo Zhiyu's eyes, "Congratulations, we are going to become the focus of the city's social harmony work."

"0%?" Luo Zhiyu was not very surprised, "I just said that there is no need for a second inspection."

"0.001%." Approximately equal to zero.

Luo Zhiyu: "???"

"0.001? What is this?" Luo Zhiyu felt that this was worse than zero matching, "A little bit of matching?"

The hospital expressed its extreme shock. It has never seen such a situation after so many years of practice.

"I don't know what this is. The data has been uploaded." Xiao Yan patted Luo Zhiyu's shoulder, as if a little disappointed, and motioned him to stand up, "Let's go, we have nothing to do, we're back to school, Li The teacher asked us to find him."

Different from the central hospital, Mr. Li, the head teacher of the third class of the second grade, gave a very high evaluation of this 0.001%.

"What is hope? This is called hope." Teacher Li said, patting the test sheet, "This shows that you can turn fighting into friendship. We have changed from impossible to a little bit of possibility. As long as you grasp that little bit of possibility, You can form a precious friendship."

Xiao Yan: "Oh."

Luo Zhiyu: "Oh."

Only a little bit of possibility, the two people listened to a long list of interpersonal relationship education for middle school students, and left Teacher Li's office in a daze, only to find that it was raining outside, and it was still heavy.

"Wait a minute." Hearing the sound of rain outside the door, Teacher Li rummaged through the drawers in the office, only to find a pink sun umbrella, and he handed the umbrella to Xiao Yan, "Tang Yuan lost it on Friday, you They are in the same dormitory, so I just brought him back."

Tang Yuan's fierce A aesthetic is very marginal. No matter the color or size of the small pink sun umbrella, it is obviously not suitable for two people, but Xiao Yan and Luo Zhiyu have no choice but to squeeze under one umbrella, slowly Move towards the dormitory.

It was pouring rain outside a small umbrella, and because of the weather and time, there were hardly any other people to be seen along the way.

"Go this way." When passing by the playground, Xiao Yan pulled Luo Zhiyu in his direction, "Water will accumulate over there when it rains."

"Are you familiar with Yizhong?"

"If you study here for a year, you will be very familiar with it." The umbrella in Xiao Yan's hand unconsciously tilted towards Luo Zhiyu's direction, "Every plant and tree will be remembered in my heart."

When passing by the playground, Luo Zhiyu remembered what Jing Ximing said, and he pointed in the direction of the alpha dormitory area: "Your dormitory is over there."

"I know." Xiao Yan didn't stop walking, motioning Luo Zhiyu to continue walking, "It's the same, you can get there."

This is the last heavy rain in late summer and early autumn. The falling rain slowly blurs the outline of buildings and light and shadow, separating the world outside the umbrella.

Sitting in the dormitory, Xiao Yan wiped his wet hair with a towel, occasionally stopping to answer messages on his phone.

"Brother Yan, why don't you take a shower." Zhang Shu couldn't stand it any longer, "You're dripping all over your body."

"Go right away." Xiao Yan promised, "I'll reply with a message first."

[Cicada]: Have you arrived at the dormitory?

[Smoke filled]: It's here, you care about me so much?smirk.jpg

[Got it]: Brother Yan.

[Smoke filled]: The mouth is so sweet?

[Cicada]: No. Can you lend me to play, to ensure the first stage.

[Smoke filled]: ...Take it, take it.

[Got it]: Thank you brother.

[Cicada]: I promise to seize the 0.001% possibility to get along with you and not fight.

"I want to confess something to you." Fan Yue used a skipping rope to carry two brooms and a mop in the dormitory on his back, walked in front of Xiao Yan with difficulty, and knelt down on one knee.

Xiao Yan put down the phone, and before he had time to put away the smile on the corner of his mouth: "...Are you asking for forgiveness?"

"In the afternoon, didn't the school exams end?" Fan Yue said embarrassingly.

Xiao Yan: "Huh?"

"I called a dozen brothers to play games."

Xiao Yan: "Yes."

"It's in the third class classroom, because the teacher doesn't care after the exam."

"Later, a dozen brothers came to watch us play games."

Xiao Yan: "..."

"Then... um, um, they all know now that you are going for a premarital examination."

Xiao Yan: "???"

"But don't worry, I have explained it for you."

"They all believed it."

"We all know you are absolutely pure."

Luo Zhiyu and Jing Ximing sat cross-legged on the floor, staring at the extra pots in the dormitory in a daze.

"That's right." Jing Ximing started, "Tomorrow's morning meeting has been cancelled."

Luo Zhiyu: "The pot?"

"Guozi is only going back to our dormitory for a day trip, and we have to return it tomorrow night." Jing Ximing shattered Luo Zhiyu's sweet dream, "I still have to read the self-examination, and no one can escape."

"Old Wu thought of a way to let us, the dormitories that committed crimes, reflect on the illegal electrical appliances and shoot a small video, and send it to the school's student parent group before 12 o'clock." Jing Ximing tapped the pot with chopsticks, " That's what happened."

Luo Zhiyu: "..."

"The credits have all been deducted, and it is impossible to reflect on it, so it's just Le Yile." Jing Ximing said, "I inquired, and the dormitory with electric blankets took a yoga session, and the refrigerator is going to use a small refrigerator to do the dormitory. The black man is carrying the coffin, and the curler next door is doing wota art, look at what we do."

"We..." On Luo Zhiyu's desk was a bag of oranges he just bought yesterday, next to a box of markers.

His eyes flashed: "Let's stew oranges in an iron pot."

Draw an emoticon package, which is the same as someone's current avatar.

"I'll check it out."