[Seventy-five] The first dandy in the Song Dynasty

Pang Yu couldn't explain to others that he came from modern times and traveled through time and space to become who he is now. In fact, he had a feeling that his mother was aware of a little difference in him. understand.

But his mother didn't say anything, and silently supported him, even though he liked men and wanted to marry men.

Although there is also the pressure of power, he believes that as long as he says he is not willing, his mother will definitely be willing to break through this day.

Pang Yu rejoiced countless times that in his life, he had parents who loved him so much.

Unlike modern times, he is just a ball, kicked around, and has the love of his grandfather, no matter how you say it, he is not as good as his biological parents.

Sometimes he really wanted to ask those two people, why did they get married if they didn't love each other, and why did they give birth to him if they didn't want children?

The unhappiness of his childhood made his whole temperament lack that ray of sunshine.

It is precisely because of Zhao Jue that he became what he is now. In Pang Yu's view, Zhao Jue is his sunshine.

Only with Zhao Jue can we appreciate the beauty of the world.

He has never seen a cheerful person like Zhao Jue who can be bright all day with just a little sunshine.

He just lived every day heartlessly and happily. Looking at Zhao Jue like this, even himself became happy. Sometimes Pang Yu would doubt whether Zhao Jiu was the villain King Xiangyang.

Occasionally, Zhao Jue didn't respond. He didn't respond to those modern vocabulary at all. On the contrary, he learned a lot and used it whenever he had nothing to do. He chatted with Pang Yu.

Going to Hejian Mansion, on Zhao Jue's pony carriage, there is a barbecue grill at the back, with lamb skewers grilled on it, the smell is not to mention very fragrant, the spices from Tubo are sprinkled like this, the people in the large army can hardly control their saliva Living.

This is called life...

This time I went out with RV No. [-], which was different from the last time I went to Qiantang. That time it was mainly about speed, so RV No. [-] was not big.

RV No. [-] is different. It has eight wheels and can seat more than a dozen people. Even if it is a modern RV, it is impossible for an ordinary RV to seat so many people.

Who made Zhao Jue rich? It’s not bad to call it a caravan. This is a mobile mansion. Because it has wheels, the horses can pull it up without any effort. There is a barbecue behind it, and a range hood is installed on it. This thing The principle is that the carriage is moving there, and the range hood keeps turning to suck out the oil fumes.

Without this thing, he would have choked to death.

When Zhao Juehao got up, it can be said that he was inhumane. Don’t think that the eight horses were pulling the cart for him. In fact, he only pulled the cart for a while in the morning, and changed to a different horse in the afternoon. will do.

Who goes to the border to start a war, drinking wine leisurely, eating roast leg of lamb...

Zhao Jue is!

And there is a beautiful woman by his side, the prince of his family!

For some of the beauties who posted by himself, hehe, Zhao Jue wouldn't even take a look at them, even if they were uglier than him, he would have the nerve to dirty his eyes.

Neighboring countries sent countless beauties and handsome men, but they all returned without success, basically none of them succeeded.

No one believed that Zhao Jue was in love. There is no man in the world who doesn't cheat. Zhao Jue's reaction can be said to make countless people drop their jaws.

What can he do, the self in the dream is too lustful, those women are like monsters, since he woke up from the dream at the age of seven, he doesn't have much feeling for those people, men and women are no different.

In addition, with a clear mirror to see his own face, who else can he be interested in?

That is to say, Pang Yu, who has completely grown up in his aesthetics, and more importantly, he is almost exhausted from Pang Yu alone, so what?Isn't he afraid of dying in bed?

Don't think about how fierce his fat-headed fish is. With his small body, he is really no match. If it weren't for the systematic drug transformation that made him surpass ordinary people so much, he might really be unable to stand up.

It didn't take long for Zhao Jue's army to walk on the road, because they set sail on the waterway afterward, and the road was relatively peaceful all the way north.

Sitting in the cabin, Zhao Jue, Pang Yu and others were studying the sand table, which was made earlier and simulated according to the Kantu.

"I heard that there are quite a few water bandits here. Why didn't we encounter any of them along the way?" Zhao Jue asked curiously.

"My lord, you are enough, who would want to meet water bandits?" Bai Yutang's eyes were about to roll out, Zhao Jue was getting more and more out of tune.

"I'm curious, and I can train in water warfare." Zhao Jue said that raising soldiers is a one-time job, and after so long, it is useless at all, and he always feels a little bit disadvantaged.

"Even if they want to come out, they still have to choose someone who doesn't go to the village and doesn't go to the store. Besides, it's a bright day, so why don't they come out to seek death?" Bai Yutang said bluntly from the side.

"It makes sense!" Zhao Jue said staringly.

Bai Yutang didn't say anything else. There were tens of thousands of people brought out by them. Did the water bandits have no eyes or were they stupid to rob them?

Either it is a spy from a neighboring country, otherwise, which water bandit would risk his head to confront the tens of thousands of imperial troops head-on?

That night, Zhao Jue had no choice but to address Bai Yutang's mouth, fearing that he had opened his mouth.

He only regretted that he didn't meet water bandits during the day, but at night, he found out that someone had come to chisel their boat in an attempt to make their boat leak and create the illusion of drowning?

Zhao Jue really wanted to ask, are those boats around you decorations?

Moreover, is the boat built by their family so easy to chisel?

The guards quickly arrested the rest of the people, and some of them were shot dead directly, or would they be kept for the New Year?

The water bandits probably regretted it very much at this moment, why did they come here, why did they dig the boat.

"Aren't you going to say something?" Zhan Zhao couldn't help saying when he saw those people lined up and kneeling on the ground.

"What are you talking about, winners and losers." The leader said in a loud voice.

"Fine, you can be considered a man." Zhan Zhao looked at the other party, but he didn't think the other party looked like a foreigner, so he asked suspiciously, "So you are from a neighboring country?"

"Nonsense!" The leader said irritably on the spot, "I was born a Song Dynasty man, and died a Song Dynasty ghost!"

"Then you helped the neighboring country dig our ships? I don't know that we went to war by order." Bai Yutang couldn't hold back and turned back, "As a citizen of the Great Song Dynasty, don't you think that what you did was completely different from what you said? ?”

"What do you mean?" The leader was dumbfounded, turned his head and stared at the other man and said, "Third son, you said, didn't you tell me that the king of Xiangyang was fatuous and foolish, and he went to the Hejian mansion to harm many people? ?”

"I..." The man called the third child rolled his eyes and didn't dare to look up for a long time.

"Speak clearly to me!" The leader roared unbearably.

"I just took 1000 taels, and they said that as long as the King of Xiangyang dies here, they will give me 1 taels after the incident." The third child finally told the truth.

"You paid for that mere 1 taels! Let everyone in the village be buried with us!" The leader said in disbelief, feeling dizzy for a while.

"How do I know, there are so many of them, I was deceived by those people." The youngest said bravely.

"You!" The leader fell down angrily, what kind of brain is this!Completely blinded by greed! "Those people are clearly using us!"

"Brother, didn't you say that you want to punish rape and eradicate evil..." The youngest said with an aggrieved face.

"I said punishing rape and eradicating evil is to let you bring us to die!" The leader spit old blood, mainly because he hasn't done anything yet, and this guy has been wronged?

"Okay, take them all down." Zhao Jue didn't even bother to listen to their fights. Anyway, he also saw the water bandits. By the way, the fighting power of his guards won his approval, which is very good.

Everyone on the boat can get a reward of 100 taels.

As soon as the news came out, the people on the other boats felt sorry, why didn't they come to chisel their boats, otherwise the 100 taels would be theirs.

It has to be said that the Zhao Jue brand early warning is so easy to use, those neighboring countries really have endless ways to prevent their army from arriving, such as poisoning, releasing snakes, rats, rats and ants.

Zhao Jue had been prompted by the system early on, and then sent someone to investigate. After checking, Zhao Jue was about to be a myth by the Forbidden Army. There was no way, who made Zhao Jue too powerful.

Among them, spies from neighboring countries were exposed, and some were heroes from the green forest. They were rewarded, but they were all caught in the end.

With Zhan Zhao and the Five Rats around, it is easy to tell which ones are innocent and which ones can be saved. Naturally, those who commit all kinds of crimes should raise their heads and go to the government to ask for a reward, otherwise he will be thankful. Every time someone is caught, he has to distribute silver to the soldiers, and his silver is not blown by strong winds.

Thanks to the many people who gave away their heads, Zhao Jue was able to make ends meet like this, which is also commendable.

Green Forest wanted to send a pennant to Zhao Jue. How many Green Forest scumbags did he solve as a bait?

Until they arrived at their destination safely, Zhao Jue caught almost a few thousand people, which were left over, and the others were replaced with rewards.

In this regard, the imperial army on the ship accidentally made a small fortune. How I wish this waterway could be longer, and the good days of earning money ended so unexpectedly. I am not happy at all!

But they haven't forgotten, the ultimate purpose of coming here is to build a bunker!

It is their responsibility to guard the tranquility of the border.

The Forbidden Army that followed Zhao Jue was different from the general Xiang Army. They had experienced a lot. They conquered Xixia Kingdom all the way and stayed there for several years. They were called up again only a few months after returning to Bianliang. , to Hejian Mansion.

They didn't complain at all, who didn't know that there was meat to eat with the King of Xiangyang, unlike other armies, as soldiers, they couldn't even eat broth, how could they be like them, they had roasted whole lamb, braised pork, they could take it all over and over again!It's so beautiful to think of it!