[Seventy-five] The first dandy in the Song Dynasty

Wenshan Academy’s current enrollment standard age is 12 years old and above. At this age, you can already have some hands-on ability, and there are relatively few people who don’t know how to wear clothes. Who wants to be like the first-generation dean, who is almost 30 years old and still can’t wear clothes by himself? .

Of course, it’s fine if he doesn’t know how to wear clothes. He’s not a student, he’s the dean. Why does the dean need to know how to wear clothes?It’s fine if you can’t take it off.

As a serious and responsible uncle, his niece has just started school, so of course he wants to watch.

Pang Yu could only sigh, thanks to the absence of a kindergarten, Zhao Jiu might not be going to watch his niece cry.

"Kindergarten?" Zhao Jue asked immediately after hearing Pang Yu's casual murmur, don't ask, ears are so good.

"Huh? Did I say it?" Pang Yu was dumbfounded. He actually said it?

"You said it!" Zhao Jue said with certainty. If he hadn't said it, how would he have heard it? He doesn't know how to read minds!

"Well, in fact, the kindergarten is a place for those dual-job workers to take care of their children. They can send them in from three to five years old." Pang Yu thought about it, and immediately told the general situation of the kindergarten, don't ask him the specifics , He also saw the kindergarten when he was watching TV, and asked him about his memories of going to kindergarten when he was a child?

I'm really sorry, he never went there. At that time, his parents were unhappy, and they didn't even think about sending him to kindergarten. When he grew up, he became a drag bottle and a ball, and no one liked it.

Three to five years old is too young, he doesn't have such little nephews and nieces!Zhao Jue immediately lost interest.

Pity!

He seemed to be missing out on a lot of fun!

Why not let him know about kindergartens earlier, then he can happily lock up his nephew, niece, and grandnephew together!must be fun!

such a pity……

Now that his nephews, nieces, and even grandnephews have grown up, it's not fun at all, and he doesn't respect the old and the virtuous!No respect for his little uncle (little uncle) at all!He even touched the top of his head with a mean hand. Is it possible for a man to touch the top of his head casually?Unfilial sons and grandchildren!

Not to mention, Zhao Jiu's tender face, dressed in the uniform of the academy, looks quite like that.

Anyway, there is no sense of disobedience at all. If there were no cameras in ancient times, Pang Yu would like to take a few photos of Zhao Jiu and keep them for himself.

Speaking of which, it's time to invent the camera!

Otherwise, his prince is so good-looking, how could he only leave a portrait?

Their house is full of portraits, all of which belong to him, because Pang Yu is not good at Danqing, on the contrary, Zhao Jiu is good at both calligraphy and painting, no one would have thought that Zhao Jue, a well-known playboy, would have such a good handwriting.

Anyway, their family doesn't rely on calligraphy and painting to make money, so this thing is just for entertainment. The house is full of Pang Yu's portraits in various forms, which can be regarded as a little fun for the two of them.

Pang Yu also wanted to draw Zhao Jiu, but he was not an art student, and he couldn't even draw one-tenth of Zhao Jiu's appearance.

The only portrait at home was drawn by Zhao Jiu himself in the mirror, and it was very difficult.

That's why, Pang Yu wants photos, at least the photos can be recorded in a real way. Of course, the premise of the beauty of their prince is that he collects it himself, so he doesn't want Zhao Jiu's appearance to be collected by outsiders.

If he had a camera, he could make Zhao Jiu dress up in various looks, even beauties.

Hehe he didn't forget, the last time Zhao Jiu asked him to dress up as a woman, it made his eyes sting when he thought about it, even though Zhao Jiu was smiling happily at the time, he also made Zhao Jiu pay the price, for which Zhao Jiu just wanted to give Two words: Beast!

"What kind of eyes do you see?" Zhao Jue glanced at the eyes of his fat-headed fish. The familiar eyes made him narrow his eyes. What was this guy thinking about?

"Guess." Pang Yuzhi said with a smile, but he didn't say clearly that this kind of thing was mainly due to perception.

"I don't guess! I'm about to go out." Zhao Jue's face turned dark. This guy is really thinking about these things. Is it really okay to just be like this?

"Actually, it's still early..." Pang Yu moved a little, and said to Zhao Jue.

"No! Today is Xiaohua's school day, I won't miss it, don't even think about it!" Zhao Jue refused without hesitation, he just didn't want to miss it!

"Actually, it's okay to be in the carriage..." After Pang Yu's evil thoughts arose, he could no longer suppress them.

"You still want to defile my carriage?!" Zhao Jue said with an unbelievable face, do you want to be shameless?

"You don't want to try?" How could Pang Yu believe that his family, Zhao Jiuhui, would be so upright. It was his cooperation before, and the two could have such a tacit understanding.

"..." Zhao Jue really couldn't be so confident, and felt guilty for two seconds for no reason.

"Heartbeat?" Pang Yu caught someone's guilty eyes and said with a wicked smile.

"No! I'm a decent person!" Zhao Jue swallowed, not so resolutely, but said loudly enough.

Sometimes it's like this, when you have a guilty conscience, your voice is loud enough to overwhelm the opponent, and you win!

"All right, I'm fine if I'm not serious." Pang Yu smiled dotingly, not going to refute his prince at all.

Anyway, as for who is not serious, just be clear in your heart.

"Should let those people see your face, who is the number one dude in Bianliang?" Zhao Jue was speechless, and he tasted a lot of things from the other party's smile, hum!

"If you want to let Xian, I don't mind." Pang Yu is not inferior to playing with that rascal, and in his opinion, Zhao Jue is not suitable for such a dude at all. Even Bianliang couldn't find a second one.

"Roll over, Baby Niu!" Zhao Jue gave him a supercilious look, did he look down on him!

"You're a quick learner." Pang Yu used it once to piss someone off last time, but he didn't expect to be brought up by his prince today, alas...

"This king can learn everything quickly." Zhao Jue said with a proud expression. If you just look at his face, you really can't tell that he is almost 30 years old.

If it were someone else, I would be able to be a grandfather in two years.

However, Zhao Jue didn't even make a father. Of course, his partner is a man. If he had a father, wouldn't Pang Yu have to wear a cuckold?

Anyway, on his own terms, no matter how many times he did it, he would not be able to conceive. Even at that time, the two of them talked a lot, but they couldn't stand without the equipment that can conceive.

And Zhao Jue didn't particularly want children, it's good to play with other people's children, but forget about his own, it's so troublesome.

The most important thing is that Zhao Jue thinks that he can't be a strict father, nor can he be a loving mother. If he spoils the child, forget it...

The carriage of the two headed happily to Hot Spring Villa. Of course, it is impossible to go to Wenshan Academy openly. They have already entered the Academy. They ran so carelessly, because they were afraid that others would not find out?

Plus Pang Yu's height, he doesn't look like a student in disguise...

Pang Yu was very helpless, did he blame him for being so tall?

Who would have thought that even though his parents were not very tall, he broke through the limits of their family. If he hadn't had memories from birth, he would really have doubted whether he had been transferred.

It's also unlikely, after all, he and his sister look quite alike, if you look carefully, you can still see that they look like their father [-]% of the time, and half of them look like their mother.

Don't look at how fat their father is now, he was handsome when he was young, but if he ate less, he wouldn't be bloated like this now.

It's a pity that there are no photos, otherwise he would still be able to see the handsome father that his mother said, yes, since Pang Yu can remember, Pang Ji has been running all the way to the fat road, never turning back.

When Zhao Jue got out of the carriage and supported his waist, Pang Yu couldn't help but smile. Zhao Jue was so angry that he wanted to scratch his face!

shameless!

He couldn't resist, it's really... too shameful!

In the future...he will definitely not be like this!

"Be careful, I'll help you." Pang Yu looked like a weasel wishing a chicken a New Year's greeting, and reached out to grab Zhao Jue's wrist, with one hand supporting his waist.

"Help you, uncle." Zhao Jue gave this guy a supercilious look, hypocritically!

"You still want to be my uncle?" Pang Yu said with a look of surprise.

"Get lost!" Zhao Jue supported his old waist. He needed to rest. Although his physical fitness had been improved by the system, he couldn't stand this guy struggling like this. He didn't practice martial arts!

"It's not good to have a waist at a young age. It's not good. I'll stew some supplements for you later. Let's take a good supplement." Pang Yu patted Zhao Jue below the waist and said, with a mature and stable expression no matter how you look at it , totally out of line with his behavior.

"..." If he couldn't beat him, he would have started beating him long ago, scratching the face of this bastard!See if it's a two-faced face!

After resting for a while and drinking some tea, Zhao Jue strolled to Wenshan Academy. Pang Yu didn't follow him. It was okay to go to his own academy and ask him to follow him. What's more, the academy was full of dark guard interns. .

He just soaked in the hot springs in the hot spring villa, and in addition to working, obviously hired so many people, why is the work never finished?

Zhao Jue ignored Pang Yu's hard work. He wore the uniform of the academy and walked around the academy. He probably knew which side his niece's school district was on, and no one stopped him along the way. No nonsense. If you know him, you can directly hang a piece of white silk from the beam and hang yourself.

Ever since he entered the academy, the dark guard interns were excited. After they successfully graduated, they either went to protect the emperor or the King of Xiangyang. I heard that the treatment of the King of Xiangyang was better than that of the official family, mainly because they could go out and play. , the food is also good.

The protectors can only stay in Da Nei. It’s boring. Their seniors said that last time they went to the border with the prince. Eating mutton is nothing, but eating beef is fun. You can eat beef casually in Bianjing , I feel great when I hear it!