[Seventy-five] The first dandy in the Song Dynasty

"So you want me to be that bad guy, and suppress Liu Shi to be buried with you?" Zhao Jue didn't care, anyway, it's not a day or two to take the blame for his brother.

Pang Yu was not very happy. Let Zhao Jiu be the bad guy. Wouldn't Zhao Jiu be scolded for a long time?

"No!" Zhao Heng made up his mind and said, "I want to abolish the empress!"

Oh hoo, his brother is about to rise?

Should he applaud, or applaud?

The imperial decree is still with Zhao Jue, and he will replace it with a new one when he abolishes it later.

Zhao Jue has nothing to say, as expected of his brother, he is so casual!

Anyway, he can't control it, Zhao Jue's wedding night is impossible, Pang Yu is only 13 years old!He is not a beast!

Hejiu wine is not real wine, it is replaced by rose brew, with a floral fragrance, Zhao Jue quite likes it, so he can't help but drink a few more glasses, his little face is flushed from drinking, and his eyes are blurred, Pang Yu saw this The guy just drank too much, although the rose wine is not intoxicating, it can't stop someone from drinking too much.

What can he do, he has to take care of such a drunk on the wedding night!

The court ladies and eunuchs who had been serving them were all waved by Zhao Jue and told to go down to rest. Anyway, with Pang Yu, he didn't need them anymore.

What's more, Zhao Heng's conversation before could not be heard by outsiders at all. Pang Yu was very guilty when he heard it, but Zhao Zhen is Zhao Heng's son. Even if Zhao Jue didn't tell him about this, he knew it. Still don't know the drama of changing the civet cat for the prince?

But who would have thought that this drama would be revealed nearly 20 years in advance, and that Zhao Heng and Empress Liu were in true love?

True love is, I am dead, do you want to be buried with me?

He suddenly didn't know the word true love...

Could this be the legendary, ancient imperial power?

He should be glad that Zhao Jiu is not such a person?

After all, there is no throne to inherit...

Well, it's impossible for the two of them to have offspring, and it's not that Sheng Ziwen!

Don't look at him as a handicraft emperor in his previous life, but it's okay to swipe and swipe online texts, it's fun to read, what's ridiculous to read, in ancient times, the fun is lost, those who write are not as good as him.

Except for the down-and-out scholar hooking up with the lady, there is no other creativity. What the hell are these wretched men thinking about all day long?

Are those rich ladies stupid?

Not tall, rich and handsome, let's see who they can look up to!

Pang Yu picked up Zhao Jiu easily, and weighed it twice. After eating so much every day, he is still so light?Are you worthy of the food you eat?

"Hmm...I..." Zhao Jue writhed in Pang Yu's arms, struggling to murmur.

"What?" Hearing his words, Pang Yu thought it was because he hugged him too hard. He felt uncomfortable, so he lowered his head and moved closer.

"I can't eat anymore." Zhao Jue finally said clearly.

"..." Pang Yu's mood at the moment is that he wants to beat someone up...

Very good, this is his newlywed, alas... said to be a man in his twenties, but his mind is still full of food, and his dreams are full of food, okay, I will cook something delicious for you tomorrow morning.

The advantage of marrying the prince is probably that you don't have to worry about someone coming to make trouble in the bridal chamber. How many heads do you have to dare to come and make trouble in the bridal chamber of King Xiangyang?nonexistent!

Pang Yu put Zhao Jiu on the quilt, and when he heard Zhao Jiu groan, he got up and almost woke up from the wine. A lot of peanuts and walnuts.

? ? ? ? ? ?

Is the person who let it go in good shape?

A bed for two men to get married!Put peanuts!

What the hell!

What he could do, of course, was to support Zhao Jiu, who was stumbling around, and sweep those peanuts and walnuts to the ground for fun. The people who came to clean up tomorrow would cry.

Anyway, it is impossible for him to clean up. After tonight, he will be the official Princess of Xiangyang, a male concubine.

It was really difficult for Zhao Jiu to return to his careful room. He began to take off his clothes. How could he sleep in a heavy wedding dress?Also tough.

Fortunately, he is very skilled. He was the one who took care of Zhao Jiu for a long time before. This guy is a complete scumbag in life.

Commonly known as, life idiot.

I definitely don't know how to put on clothes. If it wasn't for spending a lot of time outside, I probably wouldn't even be able to eat by myself?

After all, someone has always been fed, but it is normal for a child of a certain age to be fed, and it is fine to be in his twenties.

Of course, the main thing is that Zhao Jiu prefers to eat by himself, and others will feed him, and he has to wait for others to do it. It's too embarrassing!He can't wait!

Pang Yu felt that the good strength he had practiced probably had something to do with Zhao Jiu, right?

He cleaned it up and threw it under the quilt. He knew Zhao Jiu's habits, and he slept comfortably in his naked body, especially the cotton quilt, which made him sleep soundly.

After finishing Zhao Jiu, Pang Yu went to take a bath. That's right, as a modern person and a southerner, he loves taking a bath...

If he doesn't wash it every day, it seems that he doesn't sleep well. This habit has continued to this day. He should be grateful that he was born in a wealthy family, otherwise there would be such good conditions for him to take a bath every day.

Moreover, it is very convenient for Zhao Jiu to take a bath in this hot spring villa. It is comfortable to take a bath in the hot spring. Hot spring people?

But for a child whose mind is only eating, he can have no evil thoughts, but sleep, and there is one more person in the bed to keep him warm.

Soon Pang Yu returned to the room after washing, and saw Zhao Jiu kicking the quilt, he didn't know whether to look at it or cover his eyes!

No, they are a legal couple, and it’s not too much to look at, and they don’t look at nothing. Fortunately, it’s not cold in the room. Pang Yu is just wearing a robe like this. This kind of open robe is based on the modern world’s bathrobe Made, it is convenient to put on quickly after taking a shower, but it is not suitable for going to the toilet.

Going to the bedside, Pang Yu touched a sleeping piglet while covering the quilt. Don't look at Zhao Jiu usually jumping up and down twice at most. Has abs, um, but not as many as him.

The feel of this skin is too good, isn't it?

Pang Yu just felt that he couldn't stop, and lingered so much that he couldn't bear to leave.

No, start in three years!

He has to calm down, even if the other party is already in his twenties, but his own body is only 13 years old, and he is still too young!

He was born in autumn, and he is only 12 years old in modern times. He looks older on the outside, but that is not true. He has heard before that it is not good for his health to have such a life too early.

Didn't you see that the ancients died early?

Some people get married at the age of thirteen or fourteen, and then leave offspring in a hurry. They become grandpas at the age of 30, and if they are unlucky, they die at [-].

People who practice martial arts tend to live longer. Of course, they are the kind who are not competitive. Generally, those who walk in the rivers and lakes are so unlucky that they die as soon as they go out. It is not uncommon.

Pang Yu silently recited the mantra of clearing the mind, form is emptiness and emptiness is form!sleep!

Pang Yu wakes up first in the morning. Zhao Jue has rarely slept in for many years, but the bed is too warm, and the tormenting goblin is very seductive, so he can't get up...

The maids and eunuchs waiting outside, carrying basins for washing and so on, didn't dare to wake up their prince, so they could only wait at the door.

"Has the prince not woken up yet?" The eunuch who came in from the outside asked in a low voice, but he could understand with his eyes that he was not up yet. Aren't they all waiting at the door to wake up? Didn't they go in early? up.

"No..." the little eunuch shook his head and said.

"It's time to get up and see my parents..." The eunuch who came was serving Zhao Heng, just to remind him. In the end, good guy, the protagonist is not awake yet, so let's report to the official, so that the official can treat him differently. My brother's doting, I'm afraid it's just letting him sleep.

"Who dares to disturb the prince." The little eunuch said helplessly. What he said was also true. Zhao Jue was the biggest in the whole villa, and the princess in the back row was still sleeping in it. It was them servants who could say of it?

"It's strange, usually the prince gets up very early." After the eunuch left, the maid said in a low voice, but it's wrong to talk about the master behind his back.

"Isn't this just getting married?" the one who had been upgraded to a nanny said with the expression of someone who had come here.

"That's true." The maid nodded, understanding it.

Zhao Heng over there heard that his younger brother was still sleeping, so he immediately asked people not to disturb them. As for Pang Yu's parents, how dare they, they just hope that the two young people will not play too much.

Everyone came here when they were young, so they naturally understand that the wedding night is... crazy.

Mrs. Pang is worried that her son will be injured. Even if her son is married into the royal family, it will be her son. Mother, can you not be worried?

In fact...

At most, Pang Yu's hands were numb. Zhao Jiu was a big-headed martial artist. As a martial arts practitioner, he was also a master-level martial arts practitioner. Of course he heard someone waiting outside the door, but so what?His little piglet hasn't woken up yet.

This is the ancient hierarchy, and Pang Yu thinks he can adapt well.

Zhao Jue finally stretched himself and sat up, with his shaggy hair on his head, he looked at the front with a dazed face, his eyes were dull, and then he looked down and found that he was naked, and he also saw Pang Yu, who was equally shiny. , subconsciously smiled and greeted, "Morning, Fathead Fish."

"It's getting late, I'll make you whatever you want to eat." Pang Yu asked with a smile.

"Anything is fine." Zhao Jue yawned, and said indifferently, anyway, he likes to eat anything made by fat head fish.

After Pang Yu changed Zhao Jiu's clothes, he let the court ladies and eunuchs who were waiting outside come in. Everyone rushed in immediately and began to groom Zhao Jue. Basically, Pang Yu helped them solve the first step of getting up, getting dressed , oh, just wear underwear at most.

Other clothes still need to be worn by court ladies. Zhao Jue closed his eyes, and after waiting for a while, he was fully dressed, and his face was smeared with fragrant skin care products. As the richest man in Song Dynasty , These are small things, spray the perfume you choose with your eyes closed, and it will be considered complete.

At this time, Pang Yu had already served a delicious breakfast. Most of the breakfast was directed by Pang Yu there, and only a small part was specially made for Zhao Jue. special treatment.

There's no way, Zhao Jiu is his legal husband, it's fine to cook for him, other people have nothing to do with him, he's not a cook, he cooks for anyone who wants to eat.