[TSN Social Network] Chaos in time and space

01

Mark Zuckerberg has always been a winner in life.

He has been hailed as a genius since he was a child, and his grades are among the best. At the age of 12, he developed a network communication software called Zuknet. At the age of 17, he designed an MP3 music program to attract Microsoft. At the age of 18, he rejected Microsoft's annual salary of 95, and then turned around and was admitted to Harvard.Surrounded by geniuses at Harvard, he was momentarily lost and frustrated, but that didn't bother him for long. At the age of 20, he founded Facebook and changed the world with it.He has two good friends, one who can learn to code for him in a week, and one who will clean up his mess while cursing him.In fact, he used to have three friends, but the best one was no longer a friend.

No, don't overthink it.This is not a bad thing.They are not friends anymore, but they have become lovers.Yes, they're the same gender, but what's wrong with that?Don't be too rigid, no one said that true love must be divided into genders, right?

The moment that made them sexually awaken happened in the sophomore year. At a party whose name I still remember, Mark and his BFF, Mr. Eduardo Saverin, were both drunk, the kind of drunk.For this, Mark must declare that Eduardo should be at least [-]% responsible for their drunken sex that night, because his wine taste is really beyond words.

In fact, Eduardo is not easy to get drunk. He has a considerable amount of alcohol. The bastards of the Harvard Investment Association once tried to get him drunk when he was elected chairman, but they failed in the end.And why Eduardo got drunk this time, maybe it should be blamed on the two glasses of tequila, three glasses of rum and one glass of brandy that Eduardo drank after they finished drinking the beer.Seriously, who brings this liquor to a party?This is simply bad intentions.

In short, regardless of the reason, Eduardo was drunk anyway.Mark felt like he had lost his life transporting the 183 lanky guy back to Kirkland, and some Mr. Sweetheart, who had no self-awareness about his own charms, kept smiling at Mark with those big bright eyes. , Turning a deaf ear to the instructions to make him move his legs, the sweet brown deer eyes seemed to be filled with honey, and Mark once wondered if the party wine had too much sugar mixed in.

"Mark, you look so good today."

"Okay, I see. Right foot."

"Mark, can I kiss you?"

"Better not, unless you want to be on the HOT thread of the gossip forum. It's cold today, we have to go back as soon as possible, so, right foot."

Eduardo stretched out his right hand, hooked Mark's neck, and leaned his entire face against it. "It's cold outside."

Cold ass.Mark felt himself burning.

"So—we have to hurry back to the dormitory. Wardo, right foot, please cooperate."

"I want to kiss you."

"If you go forward, I will let you kiss, but now, right foot!"

Eduardo makes a goose step that nearly knocks Mark down.

"I didn't ask you... Hey, don't kiss, uh, hey, I haven't reached the dormitory yet, Wardo!"

……

Well, whatever happened, they ended up making it back to the dormitory safely that night.

Dustin and Chris are both out there, they're all college kids, you know, too many parties, too many affairs.As for Billy, he is a perennial missing person.

This creates objective conditions for Mark and Eduardo to mess around.

The specific content cannot be described. In short, the next morning, Eduardo struggled to sit up from Mark's bed as if his head had been stepped on by an elephant's foot. They also trampled on his waist.When he realized the profound meaning ♂ represented by the pain and soreness coming from an indescribable part, it was as if he had been struck by a thunderbolt on the top of his head.

Holy shit!

He he he he fucked Mark!

Wait a minute, no.The above statement is not accurate enough, in order to more precisely describe what happened, we should change it into passive voice:

——He he he he was fucked by Mark! ! !

Eduardo sat on the bed rubbing his sore waist, while mourning for his lost virginity, while being puzzled:

How did my 180 three centimeters tall man be overwhelmed by this curly-haired dwarf? ?This is fucking unreasonable!

Then Mark woke up from his sleep too.That morning, the Kirkland H33 was in a state of chaos, and then these two people entered into a silly innocent love story that would make them blush even when they looked at each other under the watchful eyes of other Kirkland residents who missed the night as if they had missed the season.

The other residents of H33 in Kirkland—"Please stop your eye contact," Chris covered his eyes unbearably and pinched the bridge of his nose, "there are still people here"—expressed displeasure.

But is it useful?Of course it didn't work.These two goofy couples quickly passed the innocence stage and entered the pornographic stage that seemed to be going to bed anytime, anywhere. Chris almost dreamed that they would soon enter the old couple stage-yes, before they fucked That, the current model looks too eye-catching.

However, the two of them have not always been so sweet. Quarrels are inevitable between lovers, not to mention that both of them are the type of people with strong personalities, and it is simply impossible for them to have no friction and conflict.However, a few short quarrels did not break the relationship between the two of them who unexpectedly turned. Instead, they gradually became considerate and understood each other in the quarrels and compromises again and again, and their relationship became more and more warm during the polishing.

After theFacebook appeared, Mark entered the entrepreneurial stage ahead of his classmates.At that time, Eduardo was attracted a lot of energy by the Order of the Phoenix, which made Mark very dissatisfied.After hearing Mark's grievances, complaints, and caring for him when he rarely uttered the truth while drinking, Eduardo decided to withdraw from the follow-up assessment of the Order of the Phoenix after careful consideration.This decision led to a very fierce quarrel between him and his father. Eduardo accidentally slipped during one of the telephone disputes, and his keen father noticed something was wrong, so he was forced to come out.

Perhaps it took a lifetime of emotional intelligence and luck, but Mark stepped forward and did not let Eduardo alone bear the pressure of coming out.He specially set aside three full days from the business time when he was so busy that he didn't even have a chance to take a shower, and accompanied Eduardo to Miami.During these three days, he almost exhausted all his saliva, hollowed out all the psychological expertise in his mind and the art of language that he has been refusing to use for a long time to persuade this stubborn old man who is old-fashioned and protective of calf to accept the relationship between them .

Thankfully, old Mr. Saverin's love for his son overcame everything, and they finally got a grudging approval. ——It doesn't matter if it's barely, take it step by step.

After coming out, the relationship between Mark and Eduardo became stronger and stronger.Even the differences in decision-making on Facebook were resolved bit by bit in mutual persuasion and understanding, and they matured bit by bit, whether it was in their relationship or their career.No matter what the relationship is, whether it is a work partner or a lover, if two people want to maintain intimacy for a long time, they need to compromise with each other.Fortunately, they have learned.

Mark has always believed that if God has a real son, he must be that real son.He gave him talent, a smart mind and insight, a caring and enlightened family, and a successful and perfect career and lover.

But now, he began to doubt this.

Mark didn't understand why he and Hua Duo stayed in the study and didn't go back to the bedroom because they were too tired from work before and fell asleep on the table. When they woke up, all the levels that had been cleared were returned to their original state.No!It's not returning to the original state, it's obviously deleting his game records and turning on the hell mode!

Who the hell can explain to him why the screen is full of news saying that Hua Duo wants to immigrate?

Damn, what kind of immigrants, will they get married at the end of the year?

Mark glanced at the time, January 2012, 1, nothing wrong.Another glance at the work schedule. Facebook pre-IPO meeting, all right.

He logged into his Facebook, and his relationship status turned out to be single.

There is a big problem with this.

Mark sat calmly on the comfortable leather chair in the study, seriously thinking about countermeasures.

(cross out) First, find the time machine. (cross out)

First, find Wardo.

TBC.