Tides: Years of Dawn
Chapter 5 (2) Throw away the fool
Tristan and Gareth didn't have a good time dropping the fool the next day either.Not only the second day, but the third day is still not lost.
Because no matter how you throw it, whether it's Tristan throwing it, or Gareth throwing it, no matter where you throw it, when you turn your head, the fool will catch up again.
It seems that the idiot is not only stupid, but also very sticky.
Two bounty hunters are stuck and they need to figure out a better way.Tristan and Gareth had an existential crisis, especially when the fools emptied their refrigerators, emptied their cupboards, rummaged through boxes and emptied out the biscuits under their beds.
After careful consideration, Tristan made up a plan—"Let's drive and throw it away."
Throw far away, lose concealment.Go crooked to the deep mountains and old forests, run away if you lose it, and don't look back.Drive around the city two or three times in one breath, even if that fool wants to follow, he can't keep up.After all, two legs can't run four rounds, maybe in a few days he will feel at ease as the meat of an old bachelor in the mountains - no, he will be with the flowers, birds, fish and insects in the mountains.
Gareth agrees.
They are bounty hunters, and it was an accident to save the fool, and they also provided free food for so many days.According to their previous style of conduct, eating me is tantamount to killing me, and it is not surprising to kill a fool with a single shot and throw them away to bury them.
Now they have accumulated a lot of virtue, so if they do a little evil, there should be a surplus of virtue.
So the two combined, and hurriedly stuffed the fool into the car on the third morning.
Tristan told Gareth to drive faster, drive harder, he had filled up the gas last night, and it was not a problem to drive all the way without braking and turning the drain.
Gareth nodded while remembering Tristan's teachings, and when Tristan was about to close the car door, he suddenly woke up—"You...you won't come with me?"
"I'll be waiting for you at the base camp."
"Why don't you go with me?"
"I don't cook, what do you eat when you come back?"
"But you—"
"Don't worry, the time is tight and the task is arduous, Gareth—" Tristan bent down, held Gareth's shoulders, and said solemnly—"You brought him back, you should bring him back. send it away, right?"
Gareth couldn't argue.
Tristan patted his face, said "Good boy" softly, and closed the car door forcefully.
Tristan has been standing in front of the house watching the vehicles fly away, it took him a long time to take a deep breath of the dust, and he suddenly felt that the world was peaceful and beautiful.Then I went around the front and back of the door a few times, and after making sure that the fool didn't jump out of the car and ran back, I went back to the kitchen comfortably.
Gareth also followed Tristan's instructions, first circled a few times in the city, then spread out a little and circled a few times, and then found a direction and drove to the increasingly desolate suburbs.
When he left the hustle and bustle of the market, went through the suburbs with scattered houses, went deep into a forest, and drove for a while on the bumpy roadless path, he felt that it should be almost the same.
He glanced at the rearview mirror and found that the fool was sleeping soundly.
Gareth cleared his throat, trying to politely wake the fool up.As a result, the idiot fell into a deeper sleep, turned over from the seat and rolled to the ground, still not waking up.
As a last resort, Gareth could only roll up his sleeves again, open the car door, and drag the fool out of the car with the yellow pillow he was holding.
The fool opened his eyes ignorantly and stood there, looking at the surrounding environment blankly.
Gareth didn't say anything, he closed the car door and immediately—not immediately, he still moved back and forth several times before barely avoiding the overgrown trees, even so he crashed a butt lamp ——Twirling the front of the car after a lot of hard work, stepping on the accelerator in the direction of coming, bumping away.
The idiot still wanted to chase, but after a few steps he was choked up by the dust, so he had no choice but to stand where he was, staring at Gareth in the rearview mirror in a daze.
Gareth glanced at where the idiot was standing, then retracted his gaze and continued to step on the gas pedal.
He drove out of the small forest, and deliberately went around to the other side of the suburb. After driving for about 15 minutes, he stopped to check the surrounding situation.
Surrounded by lush green trees and green grass, above the grass is a sapphire-like sky with a golden sun in the sky.
Other than that no one.
Oh, yes, the daughter of a farmer not far away is picking up farm tools in front of the door.
Gareth narrowed his eyes for a closer look, and found that the neckline of her dress was relatively high, and looked back disappointed.
Then stop and get out of the car, and turn around the car again.
Very well, the fool did not follow.Sure enough, two legs can't run four rounds, Tristan is really smart.
So Gareth got back into the car, full of excitement and joy of successful mission, and calmly drove home.
At this moment Tristan must have prepared breakfast and lunch, and bought ingredients for dinner by the way.Thinking of this, Gareth was still a little hungry.
He stepped up the accelerator again, smoking a cigarette and humming a song, facing the direction of the sun, and galloping happily on the road.
When he opened the door and entered the house, the delicious smell of food had already wafted out.
He took off his cigarette-smelling and dust-smelling clothes, hung them on the coat rack, and shouted at Tristan in the kitchen—"It's finally thrown away... Damn, I won't see you again, This time I-"
Before he finished speaking, he froze the moment he turned around.
I saw the fool sitting at the dining table full of energy, munching on the steak that Tristan had just made.
And Tristan stood at the kitchen door with a stern face, the anger in his eyes almost set Gareth on fire.
"I... I don't know! I am really lost!" Gareth was shocked, but he didn't even know how to argue.He quickly went through the previous scenes in his mind, once again making sure that his actions were correct.
Tristan continued to stare at him coldly, and only after a while did he say: "Oh, it's okay, anyway, he ate your share, you can figure it out yourself."
Gareth was puzzled.He was dazed for a while, and then slowly sat next to the fool.
He carefully watched the fool eating, his eyes, his nose, and his oily mouth.But after watching for a long time, he didn't see any sign that this guy could run faster on two legs than on four wheels.
As a last resort, he asked that futile question again - "Why...don't you go home?"
Gareth thought that the fool was going to repeat the answer of "my family is on the wrong side" that he had nagged thousands of times before, but he probably ate too much today, so that other levels were triggered, and they got a brand new answer.
I saw the fool raised his head curiously, looked at Gareth seriously, as if he was looking at a fool, and then said more seriously-"Your home is also on the opposite side, why don't you go home?"
Gareth's heart twitched, and he looked up at Tristan.
Tristan frowned, and in the next second, his hand moved to the side of the apron, silently holding the gun//barrel pinned to his waist.
TBC
Because no matter how you throw it, whether it's Tristan throwing it, or Gareth throwing it, no matter where you throw it, when you turn your head, the fool will catch up again.
It seems that the idiot is not only stupid, but also very sticky.
Two bounty hunters are stuck and they need to figure out a better way.Tristan and Gareth had an existential crisis, especially when the fools emptied their refrigerators, emptied their cupboards, rummaged through boxes and emptied out the biscuits under their beds.
After careful consideration, Tristan made up a plan—"Let's drive and throw it away."
Throw far away, lose concealment.Go crooked to the deep mountains and old forests, run away if you lose it, and don't look back.Drive around the city two or three times in one breath, even if that fool wants to follow, he can't keep up.After all, two legs can't run four rounds, maybe in a few days he will feel at ease as the meat of an old bachelor in the mountains - no, he will be with the flowers, birds, fish and insects in the mountains.
Gareth agrees.
They are bounty hunters, and it was an accident to save the fool, and they also provided free food for so many days.According to their previous style of conduct, eating me is tantamount to killing me, and it is not surprising to kill a fool with a single shot and throw them away to bury them.
Now they have accumulated a lot of virtue, so if they do a little evil, there should be a surplus of virtue.
So the two combined, and hurriedly stuffed the fool into the car on the third morning.
Tristan told Gareth to drive faster, drive harder, he had filled up the gas last night, and it was not a problem to drive all the way without braking and turning the drain.
Gareth nodded while remembering Tristan's teachings, and when Tristan was about to close the car door, he suddenly woke up—"You...you won't come with me?"
"I'll be waiting for you at the base camp."
"Why don't you go with me?"
"I don't cook, what do you eat when you come back?"
"But you—"
"Don't worry, the time is tight and the task is arduous, Gareth—" Tristan bent down, held Gareth's shoulders, and said solemnly—"You brought him back, you should bring him back. send it away, right?"
Gareth couldn't argue.
Tristan patted his face, said "Good boy" softly, and closed the car door forcefully.
Tristan has been standing in front of the house watching the vehicles fly away, it took him a long time to take a deep breath of the dust, and he suddenly felt that the world was peaceful and beautiful.Then I went around the front and back of the door a few times, and after making sure that the fool didn't jump out of the car and ran back, I went back to the kitchen comfortably.
Gareth also followed Tristan's instructions, first circled a few times in the city, then spread out a little and circled a few times, and then found a direction and drove to the increasingly desolate suburbs.
When he left the hustle and bustle of the market, went through the suburbs with scattered houses, went deep into a forest, and drove for a while on the bumpy roadless path, he felt that it should be almost the same.
He glanced at the rearview mirror and found that the fool was sleeping soundly.
Gareth cleared his throat, trying to politely wake the fool up.As a result, the idiot fell into a deeper sleep, turned over from the seat and rolled to the ground, still not waking up.
As a last resort, Gareth could only roll up his sleeves again, open the car door, and drag the fool out of the car with the yellow pillow he was holding.
The fool opened his eyes ignorantly and stood there, looking at the surrounding environment blankly.
Gareth didn't say anything, he closed the car door and immediately—not immediately, he still moved back and forth several times before barely avoiding the overgrown trees, even so he crashed a butt lamp ——Twirling the front of the car after a lot of hard work, stepping on the accelerator in the direction of coming, bumping away.
The idiot still wanted to chase, but after a few steps he was choked up by the dust, so he had no choice but to stand where he was, staring at Gareth in the rearview mirror in a daze.
Gareth glanced at where the idiot was standing, then retracted his gaze and continued to step on the gas pedal.
He drove out of the small forest, and deliberately went around to the other side of the suburb. After driving for about 15 minutes, he stopped to check the surrounding situation.
Surrounded by lush green trees and green grass, above the grass is a sapphire-like sky with a golden sun in the sky.
Other than that no one.
Oh, yes, the daughter of a farmer not far away is picking up farm tools in front of the door.
Gareth narrowed his eyes for a closer look, and found that the neckline of her dress was relatively high, and looked back disappointed.
Then stop and get out of the car, and turn around the car again.
Very well, the fool did not follow.Sure enough, two legs can't run four rounds, Tristan is really smart.
So Gareth got back into the car, full of excitement and joy of successful mission, and calmly drove home.
At this moment Tristan must have prepared breakfast and lunch, and bought ingredients for dinner by the way.Thinking of this, Gareth was still a little hungry.
He stepped up the accelerator again, smoking a cigarette and humming a song, facing the direction of the sun, and galloping happily on the road.
When he opened the door and entered the house, the delicious smell of food had already wafted out.
He took off his cigarette-smelling and dust-smelling clothes, hung them on the coat rack, and shouted at Tristan in the kitchen—"It's finally thrown away... Damn, I won't see you again, This time I-"
Before he finished speaking, he froze the moment he turned around.
I saw the fool sitting at the dining table full of energy, munching on the steak that Tristan had just made.
And Tristan stood at the kitchen door with a stern face, the anger in his eyes almost set Gareth on fire.
"I... I don't know! I am really lost!" Gareth was shocked, but he didn't even know how to argue.He quickly went through the previous scenes in his mind, once again making sure that his actions were correct.
Tristan continued to stare at him coldly, and only after a while did he say: "Oh, it's okay, anyway, he ate your share, you can figure it out yourself."
Gareth was puzzled.He was dazed for a while, and then slowly sat next to the fool.
He carefully watched the fool eating, his eyes, his nose, and his oily mouth.But after watching for a long time, he didn't see any sign that this guy could run faster on two legs than on four wheels.
As a last resort, he asked that futile question again - "Why...don't you go home?"
Gareth thought that the fool was going to repeat the answer of "my family is on the wrong side" that he had nagged thousands of times before, but he probably ate too much today, so that other levels were triggered, and they got a brand new answer.
I saw the fool raised his head curiously, looked at Gareth seriously, as if he was looking at a fool, and then said more seriously-"Your home is also on the opposite side, why don't you go home?"
Gareth's heart twitched, and he looked up at Tristan.
Tristan frowned, and in the next second, his hand moved to the side of the apron, silently holding the gun//barrel pinned to his waist.
TBC
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