The Bond of the Unicorn

Host: "I am very happy that Ruan Xintang is on our show today, welcome."

Ruan Xintang: "Thank you."

Host: "Although Xintang usually acts like a baby with Triumo? Because Triumo seems to be very strong."

Ruan Xintang: "Don't be deceived by her appearance, she is really good at acting like a baby."

The host looked surprised: "No way? She doesn't look like this kind of person."

Ruan Xintang: "Know people, face, but not heart, she is a very different person."

Host: "Then if you two quarrel, will you apologize first?"

Ruan Xintang: "Well, how should I put it, I am a person who doesn't like to quarrel, but sometimes she says something very unhappy and wants to quarrel with me, but usually she can't quarrel."

Host: "Why can't we quarrel?"

Ruan Xintang: "Because I am more rational, I often talk to her calmly, so I can't quarrel."

Host: "Then if she wants to do something but you don't agree, what will she do? For example, if she is very busy at work today and has no time at all, but she just wants to pull you to go shopping together, what will she do? Let you agree?"

Ruan Xintang smiled: "I can act like a baby."

The boss stared at the host: "Really?"

Ruan Xintang: "Yes. Because she knew it was useless to reason with me, so she just acted like a baby. She is much younger than me. Once she acts like a baby, I can't refuse."

Host: "Then she won't act like a baby to you every day, will she?"

Ruan Xintang smiled in bewilderment.

Host: "Oh, it's really like this! Then do you often have to take care of her or something, because she is younger than you after all. Listening to what you said, it feels like you are the role of an old mother at home!"

Ruan Xintang: "That's really not the case. In terms of life, she actually takes care of me. I am a person with a relatively irregular life, and she attaches great importance to diet and health maintenance, so she is responsible for general life."

Host: "Health preservation? It's hard to imagine that she would pay attention to this at her age."

Ruan Xintang: "Yes, so I was quite surprised at first."

Host: "Then will she like to cling to you?"

Ruan Xintang: "Yes!"

Host: "How sticky is it?"

Ruan Xintang: "I can't wait to have two eyes on my body. For example, I am on a business trip, which only lasts for a few days, but she will call and video call me every day. I remember going abroad once, because I only stayed for three or four days, but I didn’t tell her, and what I didn’t expect was that after she found out, she bought a plane ticket and flew here. After that, I usually have to tell her no matter how short the time is.”

Host: "I feel like I'm masturbating myself when I interview you today."

Host: "Okay, that's the end of today's show. If you haven't been abused enough, if you haven't eaten enough dog food, welcome to follow the next article."