Demon Lord Red Book

Later in the day, when the two friends started discussing things, it was actually well past mealtime.

But the two of them just started cooking at this time, and they don't know what tradition it is.It's as if cooking is a tradition of discussing important matters.In the trenches, they braised loofah water and egg soup with an earthen stove, and pretended that they were not saboteurs but chefs on the dimensional ship, making thousands of sashimi while performing, or the last time they both ignored each other's sashimi. Killed to the door of the house, still eating steak in the sun on the edge of the crack.

These two are so unique.Say I mind eating, but I don't mind.Say if you don't mind, how come you ride on someone's face and just show how good your cooking skills are.

All in all, Ji and Ni were cooking in the kitchen, and there were related people sitting at a round table outside, not to mention some nervous knife and fork fights, and there were many people who wanted to eat the dishes to feel at ease.

But these two cooks are not for them to eat.

In front of these friends are a bunch of instant food bento, not from Nire (she will not heat it up for you), but heated by herself with fire magic crystals. Stir-fried roasted pork with leeks and sliced ​​pumpkin with the same taste is this restaurant. The worst flavor in the store.Everyone looked at the roasted meat that was supposed to be crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, but this restaurant insisted on boiling it again.But no matter how you look at it, you can hear the two talking in the ancient devil language, and your mind can't help but drift away.

The ancient demonic language is an ancient language, and it has more elegant meaning when spoken by the two of them - to put it bluntly, it is completely incomprehensible.The syllables of the devil's voice are complicated, and some of them can only be uttered by a specially constructed tongue and nasal cavity.Ni's speech was particularly rough, as if every word and sentence was pulled out of her stomach, and hit your face loudly and painfully.Ji speaks in a rigid manner, as if someone stabbed you with a stabbing interval.

The two spoke very quickly.What Ji said had no emotion, only what Ni said was brutal and wild, and what he said was extremely fast.They are quick too.In fact, if you don't consider their status, watching them cook is actually very interesting.Ni can slice a big king squid alive into thin slices like mutton fat jade, and he can cut the bones with precision and ruthlessness.Every time she sharpens the blade at the end, her movements are clean and beautiful, absolutely no extra effort, and she is skillful and powerful.

The two of them have such a tacit understanding that no one can intervene in it. Ji can step in to collect the ingredients every time Ni collects the flower knife. The cooking and frying schedule seems to be calculated from the beginning. Well, none of the four pots is slightly off the fire for 1 minute.

The two sat down with 28 dishes, 2 soups, 4 desserts and 1 appetizer all the way. They even considered the temperature changes caused by time just right. When they sat down, Ni put the dishes on one end, and the expressions of these friends were even more bitter. up.

Damn it smells so good! ! ! !

This woman was quite happy to see the desperate expressions on everyone's faces. She lifted the chair with her foot and sat down carelessly. She pushed aside the appetizing crystal tendons and began to pour the vinaigrette on both sides.Ji pulls out the chair and sits down, and Ni pours it for her too.

Ji said: "Did you discuss anything just now?"

Only one of these was among the fourteen, the tree spirit.The others are all Ji's subordinates, and most of them have only met Ni twice (including this time).The two friends dispatched together to discuss this matter is a bit of a mysterious illusion, but since it is an order, it must be followed. This is the rule of the underground.

The tree spirit said: "It is not easy to change the creation, but it is our duty to promote the balance of nature."

Another goblin in the book said timidly: "We hope to have experimental samples...to determine whether this new subject can be developed into the foundation of an academy."

The rest of them ate in silence, nodding wildly, wishing they could throw their hair into the meal too.

Ji said, "What about you?"

Her question was a question of Ni, the other party had just finished eating the tendons in one go, and was about to tear the mutton with his hands.Burnt aromas with sesame and rosemary spread like a bomb.She looked stunned: "Ah? Do you think this kind of question should be asked to me?"

The tree spirit and the goblin looked at each other.The goblin shook his head frantically.

But Ji stared straight at her.

She sighed heavily, bit off a piece of her lisp and said, "I'm not suitable for this kind of problem. And I don't know anything about education!"

Ji still stares at her.The tree spirit shook violently, remembering that it was Ni who split the cracks thousands of years ago and caused the tragic death of agriculture in the sun. I'm afraid Master Ji is not holding grudges now-but she was wrong.Because this proposal was actually proposed by Ni herself.

Reorganize the College of Agriculture, begin to introduce new crops and animal husbandry adapted to the low-light environment, and develop new animal husbandry.This matter is a good thing no matter what, but...the other thing is particularly troublesome.

The law that redefines the chapter of "crime" involves extremely troublesome practical issues.

But that woman's will will never be shaken by this.Even if it takes ten thousand hardships, she will cross it.

Ni said, "Okay! I get it. Public opinion? Public opinion is nothing more than a demonstration of the herd mentality of the masses. I know what you're worrying about, 'A criminal's child! A moving potential crime bomb!' But that's How? Go to. Go to the kids who have to be discriminated against because of family crimes, put their faces on all the reports. Go to the psychologists, I'm going to hear [-] copies of 'due to discrimination and neglect Breed criminals', show them the data."

"This is... this is manipulation..." Another weeroglyph protested softly, "We will be thought to be..."

"Manipulating public opinion? Don't expect the people to have anything to make decisions. We are not manipulating, but pushing useful information to the people scientifically and clearly. Is what I just said non-existent and incorrect? ?” Ni said.

"But you are no less than getting caught in the fire." The last angel said calmly.This angel is a representative of the intellectual faction among the fallen angels—of course, in some respects, he is indeed more intelligent than most people.She is a female angel with a partly humanoid appearance due to her high class before Fallen to Heaven.At this moment, she pointed at the table with her hand and retorted: "If we promote this kind of publicity quickly, it is likely to achieve the opposite effect. In an instant, the reputation will fall to the other side."

Ni said, "We have...a better way."

She split the turkey open, and the chestnuts inside were golden and shiny with oil, revealing the dove in the middle.Ji cut off the chicken legs and wings with a knife, and sliced ​​them into pieces.The angel was not disturbed by the aroma, but still watched her with electronic eyes.

Ni shrugged and joined the dismemberment battle, while saying coldly: "Besides, if you can't even control the limelight of public opinion, I really have to doubt whether you are worth sitting here."

"You are violating the Constitution." The angel reminded her: "You cannot interfere with the political and legal process with your own will."

"What about 'any citizen is free to express, as long as he bears the law'?" Nibi asked: "I am not as a regime interventionist, but as myself? Don't forget, I have no power and no position . But what if I just use my resources and give my opinion as a citizen?"

"But, you know...there are also examples that relatives who have relevant interests are not allowed to participate in politics..."

"No. Honey, you forgot. My sister doesn't have a job either."

The demon bared his fangs and laughed grandly.

"I know what you're worried about, Emily. You're worried about whether we're going to break our oath today and start interfering with the law. Because that's what demons are! But we won't."

Emily was silent, and the others did not dare to say anything, and looked at the white roasted pork again.Ji didn't say a word all the time, as if the dish was so delicious that even she didn't want to make a sound.It's not that they don't believe in Ji, but Ni is definitely a model that needs to be carefully considered whether she can believe it or not.But she's sitting there, and you can't ignore her, let alone trust her.

Ni went on to say, "Of course I don't. To be honest, I have no interest in destroying the toys I built from the inside out. I do this kind of thing a lot. Don't think of me in your mind."

Ni's tail swayed contentedly.Ji said softly: "They should trust you in this regard."

Her words were endless, but Ni laughed loudly: "You are right, you should really trust me when it comes to destruction..."

Then she stood up.Ni pressed her body blackly onto the table like a giant dragon guarding the treasure.She put her hands on the table: "In short, this matter is settled. The agricultural college as a pilot for new crops, and the education program for juvenile sinners must have a report in three days. The meeting ends. "

All the people present, whether they had shoulders or no shoulders, collapsed, wishing they could run away now.At this time, Ji just finished drinking the dragon tail stew, put down the spoon with a clang, flipped his hand over, and took out the dessert from the refrigerator.

Ni took the plate, and the dryad saw clearly that there must be more than two of them.It understood its boss's next move in a second, and its hair stood on end (if it had hair), but Ni just put the plate into its vine with a smile of "you know", and ordered : "Go, go quickly."

It glanced at the baked chestnut walnut creme brulee on the plate, and immediately decided to distribute it before it became an ingredient in it.Ni took two out of it, gave one to her sister, and the two of them started eating, as if there was no such thing as sharing desserts among themselves.The remaining few took the spoon in fear, dug it out and ate it. The chestnut paste is tender and smooth, the walnuts are crispy, and the pudding is sweet and delicious. It is so delicious that it should be sold in a store, and it can last for 100 years. .

Emily, the friend and her dessert stare at each other, deciding it's better to think it's just the devil who doesn't understand the angel's recipe.

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I've been so busy recently, I don't have time to look up relevant laws, so I can only write from memory...

ps: Chestnut paste is chestnut paste.It is usually lychee, made with Liwan taro.I thought chestnuts should be delicious too, but I haven't tried it.I also like to eat this dessert, and I can make it with an oven at home