The male god in the interstellar entertainment circle is poisonous

"This is the script, why don't you take a look first?"

Mo Yixiao is in this issue of "Preparing the Family: Three-person War!" "The first one to enter the program group, but not much earlier.Host Christina Halkin said all the guests would be there within a day.Since Mo Yixiao was the first to arrive, and Christina didn't have anything else to do, she simply communicated with him about the show alone.

Mo Yixiao accepted the document sent by Christina, and saw that the activity plan for the first five days had been clearly arranged on it, and there were some "easter eggs" that were required to be shown.Many variety shows focus on the phrase "the most authentic star", but in fact they all have script arrangements. "Prepare for the Family: Three-Man War!" " is no exception.

"According to the usual practice, including you, there are a total of six celebrity guests in this episode, and there are three other children's guests." Speaking of this, Christina Halkin——this appearance was a typical Latin in Mo Yixiao's previous life The pretty hostess of the beauty flicked her hot golden wavy hair, and winked at Mo Yixiao mischievously, "Suddenly remembered, Yixiao, you are also underage."

Mo Yi smiled awkwardly: "...But 'underage' is probably not the same concept as 'children'. Besides, at the age of 20, regardless of political rights, I don't think there is any difference between me and an adult."

"Haha, of course. And your personality is calmer than many adults, young man." Christina laughed heartily, "But because of your age, our 'drawing' will arrange you as the child of the group you belong to. How about the status of brother?"

Mo Yixiao expressed relief at this.If he were to act as a father, then he really didn't know what to do.

Of course, now it seems that the so-called "family relationship" is determined by lottery, and it is actually arranged in advance. Since this is arranged, then—what about the partner?

Mo Yixiao thought about it and asked.

"Oh, dear Mo, it's a lottery only after the actual shooting starts - we'll just 'slightly' arrange the appropriate identities of the guests. For example, you are not suitable to play Uncle, Uncle, and Dad, are you?" Christie Na blinked her beautiful metallic eyes again, and stretched out her hand to make a "little bit" gesture.

This host is really beautiful, and most importantly, she has an indescribably seductive style, which is different from the few female stars he has seen.Yan Mogui is very beautiful, but exudes a clear and fairy air; Xu Jiaqi is full of aura, completely powerful and beautiful like a queen; and Qi Tong is charming and graceful, reminiscent of the ladies in the south of the Yangtze River in the ancient earth era.But not Christina.Her beauty is hot, blatant, and straightforward.Huge metal earrings on the ears, heavy metallic makeup, delicate bronze skin, a hot figure, and [-]cm high heels, plus lightly blinking eyes and sexy plump lips...

This is really a beauty who makes people lust and soul.

Mo Yixiao admired in his heart.If he wasn't gay, he would probably swallow his mouth at such a beauty.But now, Mo Yixiao appreciating her is like appreciating a beautiful oil painting or a moving dance, without the spark between men and women.

"Oh? Then it seems that I can look forward to it. Besides me, there are four ladies and one gentleman this time, right?"

"Yes." Christina affirmed his guess, and then laughed again when she saw his hesitant expression-this is really a girl who loves to laugh, oh, although she is the same age as Mo's mother Ling Jiabai Almost, but people in this era can live to 250 years old, even if they are over 60 years old, they are still young and beautiful girls-"Is it strange why the number of male and female guests is different? Because the relationship in the 'family' is not necessarily husband and wife. It's like you're the kid's brother isn't it?"

Christina introduced the other guests for him, and after Mo Yixiao said that he had no other questions, she left the lounge with a smile to make other preparations.

This time the six guests have a wide age distribution.Mo Yixiao is the youngest one, and the oldest one - Pu Yahui of Huaxia Star Cluster Chaoguo, is already 190 years old.The other four guests - Mirai Ikeda, Frederick, Alma and Ming Zhao - were also of various ages.

In one day, the guests, as well as three children guests, arrived at this beautiful planet, which is rose-purple seen from space: Crépuscule.

After getting to know each other for a while, in the evening, the program team had their first meal together.Because the shooting location this time is in the Crépuscule of the Xinzhou Star Cluster, the meal is also the taste of the Xinzhou Star Cluster - in Mo Yixiao's opinion, it is closer to the French meal he had in his previous life.

Because the members of this program are still relatively unfamiliar, and they have just gone through a long journey, the dinner seemed relatively quiet.Of course, due to their professionalism, several celebrity guests smiled and greeted for a while. Alma seemed to be a local, and recommended a few dishes that she thought were good for everyone, and then they ate separately.

"...I want that!...Mom, I want that!"

However, the quiet atmosphere was quickly broken by a sharp child's voice.

Mo Yixiao looked up, there was a little girl sitting opposite him.Christina just introduced that this girl is called Gabriel and she is four years old.She has beautiful platinum blonde shoulder-length curly hair, round blue eyes, and pink cheeks like roses, just like a little angel.

However, at this moment she was tugging on her mother's arm, stretching out her chubby cute little hand, pointing to a dessert a little far away from her, her pretty little face was frowning with dissatisfaction.

Her mother held her arm: "Gabriel! That's too far away, and even if you want, you should be quiet and make a good impression on your new friends, okay?"

"I want that! I want to eat!"

"Eat the salad first, honey. Dessert last."

"But I want to eat that! I don't like salad!"

The mother frowned and tried to calm her down again and again, but the cute little girl just shook her head and stubbornly refused, shouting dissatisfiedly.

Mo Yixiao subconsciously reached out and touched the table—most of the tables these days are equipped with intelligent systems, which can adjust the position of dishes, the rotation speed of the turntable, automatically adjust or clean the tablecloth when it is dirty, etc. according to commands.But when he touched it, he didn't touch the touchpad, so he couldn't help being a little surprised.

But the young mother couldn't find it even after searching, so she raised her head and looked at Christina at the end of the long table.The hostess gave her an apologetic look: "... For the sake of the show, this is a table we specially arranged, and there is no built-in system. Similarly, there is no restaurant service robot. Sorry, I originally wanted to introduce it after a meeting , but..." But who knew that something went wrong because of this right now?

Gabriel's mother frowned, patted her daughter's head, got up and walked to the dessert, and brought the whole basket of snacks to her daughter.

Mo Yi smiled as if feeling something.No wonder.He just thought, this mother seems to be quite polite, how could her daughter appear so capricious.But just now, the dissatisfaction in the mother's eyes and her behavior of taking the whole basket away made him understand a little bit.As an adult, this mother's superficial skills will always be better, but some details still reveal her character and habits.

There may be some things that are not obvious in the mother, but they are obvious in the young and unsophisticated daughter.

"Really uneducated."

Just as Mo Yixiao was thinking about it, another child's voice sounded, it was not loud, but flat, but there was a bright disdain in the tone.Mo Yixiao secretly lamented that this meal might be too much to eat, and looked up again.

This time it was the boy sitting obliquely in front of him, ten-year-old Chen Jianglan.This is also a child who surprised Mo Yixiao - he was not escorted by a guardian, but was brought to this planet by the spaceship child consignment business, and then picked up by the program crew.

After he said that, he continued to use the knife and fork in his hand to cut the steak on the plate in an orderly manner. The movement was just right and graceful, and there was no noise caused by the excessive force of the knife across the plate.

——Looking at it this way, he is simply a perfect little gentleman, and it even makes people wonder if they heard it wrong just now.How could such an elegant child say such unabashedly disgusting and mean words?

"What did you say?" Gabriel's mother obviously heard it too, and immediately turned around and glared at Chen Jianglan.On the contrary, Gabriel seemed to be too young to understand Chen Jianglan's words, so he bit the spoon and didn't respond.

"Okay, okay, let's be kind on the first day we meet." Pu Yahui, the oldest, saw that the atmosphere was not right, so she quickly intervened to reconcile.She smiled at Gabriel's mother: "As grown-ups, don't rush to lose your temper with the children, educate them well first." Then she said to Chen Jianglan: "Son, what you just said is a bit inappropriate, sister It's a child, you shouldn't say that about others—apologize to your sister, okay?"

Her voice is gentle and soothing, the kind that makes people think of a warm fireplace and a beautiful dream.After a few words were spoken without haste, the atmosphere eased.Gabriel's mother also gradually lost her anger, she just looked at Chen Jianglan, waiting for him to apologize.

Under the gaze of the table, the ten-year-old boy slowly put down the knife and fork, picked up the napkin and wiped his mouth elegantly, then turned to look at Gabriel's mother: "I didn't mention her."

Gabriel's mother was stunned for a moment, and unwillingly said "I obviously heard it", but she turned her face back to look at her daughter, as if she thought that Chen Jianglan was stubborn and refused to apologize, but she retracted that sentence.

result--

"I mean you, Auntie."

The young boy in a gray plaid suit nodded and said this very naturally.Gabriel's mother turned around abruptly, staring at him with wide eyes. The others were also startled by the child, and all looked at him in astonishment.

Unexpectedly, Chen Jianglan didn't seem to feel the eyes of everyone, and slowly arranged the tableware, and got off the chair: "I'm done eating, everyone take your time."

"—Wait, who gave you permission to leave?" Gabriel's mother saw that he was about to leave the dining table like a normal person, and immediately yelled, "Who do you say is uneducated?"

"I said you, auntie." But the boy repeated it again.

"You! No matter how big or small, you are rude, who the hell is not educated—"

"Okay." Seeing that the situation had become a little chaotic, Christina's expression became very serious, "Calm down first!"

"But that boy was mean-mouthed like that—"

"Quiet, according to the contract, the entire program will be filmed from the moment the entire program group gathers, have you forgotten?" Christina yelled with amplified volume, "You don't want to see yourself in the program, do you?"

Sure enough, Gabriel's mother stopped arguing, but her face was still full of dissatisfaction.

Seeing that she stopped talking, Chen Jianglan continued to walk out of the restaurant, ignoring what Christina said.

"Chen Jianglan!" Christina had to call out his name to stop him, "You just left?"

The boy finally stopped and turned around: "I've finished eating."

"But you made it impossible for others to eat well." Christina looked a little annoyed, "Don't you think you owe Mrs. Schustor an apology?"

"I don't think I should apologize for the truth," Chen Jianglan said.A pair of eyes are as black and white as obsidian raised in mercury.

"Ha." The Mrs. Schuster - Gabriel's mother - let out a loud, sarcastic laugh from her throat, "he didn't even apologize - I must say, Miss Halkin, I didn't let us Gabriel participate in this show to spend three weeks with this uneducated brat, what if we teach her badly?"

"With a mother like you, I don't think she can be taken any worse by me, Auntie." Chen Jianglan said in a very polite tone.

Mrs Schuster looked like she was going to explode.

Christina supported her forehead with a headache, let out a low moan, and then slapped her hand on the table: "Okay, Mrs. Shustor, and you, Chen Jianglan, come with me, the others Please keep eating - I'm sorry that the first meal went wrong, I hope things will be better when the official filming starts tomorrow..."

She took Chen Jianglan and Mrs. Schustor, who was holding Gabriel, to the meeting room.

Mo Yixiao slowly swallowed the last bite of bread and took a sip of the creamy mushroom soup. He vaguely felt that this "preparation family" would be a very, very challenging program.

After dinner everyone assembled in a conference room - they were in a five-story villa that was used as both an indoor event space and an evening residence during filming, and in this villa there was of course a meeting room large conference room.

Mo Yixiao walked into the conference room chatting with another man - Frederick.

"...let's hope we don't damage our eardrums from the screaming and noise when we go in."

"I think Miss Halkin should be able to handle it." Mo Yixiao shrugged his shoulders, although he was not very confident, but since this show has been running for so many episodes, it is not uncommon to see bear children and bear parents, and they are probably used to it to some extent. ?

Entering the meeting room, Christina stood at the front of the room, while Chen Jianglan and Gabriel and her mother and daughter sat far away at the end of the meeting table, no one looked at each other, although there was no more noise, but the atmosphere was as cold as Like ice.Mo Yixiao and the others also sat down.

He took a special look at the only child who was not moving at the moment - the eight-year-old Kuriyama Yui.This girl seemed to be quiet and quiet, and had been obediently staying by her father's side. Although she was a little shy, there was really no sign of a brat.

But thinking about the style of this program group, he thinks it's better not to place too much hope on this shy kid.

"...Wake up tomorrow morning, and our program shooting will officially begin." After everyone is done, Christina introduced, "Both parents, you can choose to go home, or you can choose to follow the program group, But please do not interfere with the activities of the program group and the relationship between the guests and the children. If you have any doubts, you can communicate with the psychological advisor and the staff of the crew, but please follow the rules in the contract, okay? We have had parents Forcibly disrupting the filming, delaying the progress of the program, and finally letting the child withdraw without authorization led to the postponement of the program. In the end, we chose to solve the problem in court. The price paid by that parent was not small. So, in order for us to cooperate well, I have to Put the ugly words up front."

Christina didn't have any special instructions for the celebrity guests. After all, people in this circle knew some rules better.

"...Okay, then it seems that we have no problem. Then please turn on the camcorder and let's start filming the lottery session. ——Two parents, can you please leave the scene?"

Mrs. Schuster and Kuriyama's only father left the meeting room—the former gave Christina a glare as he left, and, of course, was ignored.

Mo Yixiao watched the hostess move out a big cardboard box - this was for the effect of the show, after all, the automatic drawing of lots by the optical brain, the sense of drama and ritual was much less.

"Let's see, who are our first family members?" Christina's voice became light and lively, as if all the unpleasant things had never happened before.She is undoubtedly a very professional host.

"First of all, let me draw out the first guest of our No. [-] family—" She stretched her voice and stretched her arms into the red-painted cardboard box with an exaggerated expression, and pulled out a light yellow note. Open it lightly with your fingers, "The first guest is—Ming Zhao!"

"Huh?" The young Huadan in her 40s (yes, this age is really young) showed an expression of surprise and anticipation, "Then I'll wait to see who my 'family member' is."

"Okay, okay, don't rush. Let me draw out the second member of family No. [-]——Federick, congratulations, come, meet your family members, and let me see what your relationship will be... "

Frederick (a 121-year-old middle-aged actor) and Ming Zhao formed a pair of parents, and then drew out their child-the only child of Kuriyama.

The three of them got together in a pile.Both Frederick and Ming Zhao communicated enthusiastically and squatted down to chat with Kuriyama Yuichi in order to achieve a good program effect.Kuriyama The only one seemed a little shy, facing the two strangers, he tightly pursed his mouth and didn't speak much, but under the offensive of the beautiful and kind Ming Zhao, he seemed to get along pretty well.

A second family soon arose.The oldest Pu Yahui, 73-year-old Alma, and Gabriel—this is a family of three women and three generations of grandparents.Alma reached out to hug Gabriel, but in an environment full of strangers, the four-year-old girl completely lost the flamboyance she had when her mother was by her side. Instead, she cowered and refused to hug Gabriel. Smiling and persuading, the girl actually burst into tears with a "wow" - Mo Yixiao was sure that he heard Mrs. Schustor outside the conference room clamoring to come in, but was stopped.

And the remaining three naturally formed the No. [-] family.Mo Yixiao, Ikeda Future, and ten-year-old Chen Jianglan.

"Your relationship is—three siblings. Sister Ikeda, eldest brother Yixiao, and the youngest Jiang Lan, you must get along well."

Christina's brisk voice announced loudly.

Mo Yixiao looked at Chen Jianglan who was frowning and trying to smooth out a wrinkle in his suit, and felt that the hostess' words were like a flag.