Never Thought You'd Be This Kind of Hero!

Xu Jun made a gesture of prayer and said goodbye to the bishop.The bone bird in the leather bag at his waist seemed to have stopped. Just now, the little guy kicked and kicked indiscriminately, causing Xu Jun's bag to burst.

... Fortunately, it was a crocodile skin bag, otherwise there would have been a hole.

Xu Jun wanted to slap it twice, but when he stretched out his hand to the mouth of the belt, the bone bird sneaked out its head and leaned against his palm. The black peas were staring at him. It looked like a pure and lovely bird. It is a small (bone) bird, but Xu Jun deeply understands that his two eyeballs are photography crystals.

"What are you looking at..." the young brave man muttered, and stuffed the bone bird back.

The picture on the crystal ball in front of the devil disappeared, and it was completely dark.

"Weize, Searle, send some evil spirits back to the dark abyss to hit the stairs." He wrote on the official document, Searle took a closer look, and saw a big line written on the head of the official document:

"Relevant regulations and regulations for the thorough rectification of the dark abyss"

Suddenly I feel some stomachache_(:зゝ∠)_

As a result, the first paragraph below made the scalp of the abyss lord Sear tingle: "At present, the dark abyss can transport an average of [-] demons to the ground every year, and the death rate of slow demons is high and unsanitary. In order to change the status quo, relevant management departments should be established First of all, there must be a special construction team to build stairs in the dark abyss (at the same time, the expansion of the dark abyss can also be carried out); second, hygiene must also be taken care of. A ghost cleaner is cleaning up in the dark abyss, and the city has a special sanitation department; third, strengthen the overall quality of the devil..."

When the abyss lord saw that the dark abyss was going to be expanded, his scalp felt numb, and he looked down...and found that there was a signature at the bottom.

"—Lord of the Ice Fields, Weize."

...Weize, you have a grudge against me, right?

Xu Jun was walking on the street of Mengdama City, his stomach throbbing with hunger.

Mantou was not by his side, so he had no choice but to walk to the City Lord's Mansion, but luckily he didn't have to go very far.After thinking about it, Xu Jun simply sat on the side of the road and opened the package, and took out a bowl of hot food from the inside—the alien version of Malatang.

Because his space backpack has the effect of time stop and state seal, everything goes in as it comes out, so in addition to a lot of alchemy materials, gold, silver and treasures, there are more food and other things in it. Ingredients.This is how the vegetable soup for Lance was preserved before, but he doesn't like to drink such a small and refreshing thick soup like vegetable soup. What's the point of drinking it!

Not cool enough at all!

Although this world is completely different from Xu Jun's original world, seasonings and ingredients still have a lot in common. In order to improve his game experience, Xu Jun also searched the Internet for Mala Tang Hot Pot and Fragrant Pot. I tried some recipes in the game. I made a lot of dark dishes at the beginning, but then my skills gradually improved.

——You may not believe it, but he even achieved the achievement of "professional chef" at that time!

Like now, sitting alone on the curbstone in the city, the street is empty, and I haven’t eaten anything for almost a day. When I was tired and hungry after killing the undead monster, I ate a bowl of warm Malatang, isn't this the most beautiful thing in the world?

Ah, when I think about it, I suddenly miss Xiaokang Beef Noodles...

Xu Jun picked up a piece of potato with a small stick and handed it to his mouth comfortably, but suddenly found that his hand was heavy.

On his wrist, there is an extra black bone bird. The little guy only has a skeleton except for his eyes, but he is actually alive and has a sense of hunger and fullness. Now he sees Xu Jun eating. Peck, pecked a small hole in the potato chip and ate it, while squinting at Xu Jun, he opened his mouth and breathed out imitatively.

Xu Jun saw that inside its not-so-loose skeleton, a small piece of potato got stuck in the gap between the bones and slowly melted away.

Is this the process of bone bird digestion?

However, no matter how common sense of feeding biology this scene is, and how rare it is, it cannot change the fact that Xu Jun can no longer eat this piece of potato that was pecked by a bone bird_(:зゝ∠)_

But when did the brave Xu Jun suffer?He is the brave man who claims to light up the whole world!So he looked into the eyes of the bone bird and told it word by word, and he was talking to another person in the air: "One piece of potato and one gold coin, don't forget to give it to me next time we meet."

What he said was natural, as if his potatoes were different and should be sold at this price.His voice was reflected in the crystal ball through thousands of mountains and rivers, and it was slightly distorted because of the curved surface of the crystal ball, but when he laughed, there was only a handsome and sunny young man on the crystal ball.

His eyes are blue, and his hair is blond, half-length tied back, and he doesn't know what he did. Now the hair has been loose, giving people a lazy feeling.The eyes are slightly squinted like a cat, and the look of holding a stick with potatoes in it is more like a cat stealing fish.

He saw it, so the ice lord Wiese and the abyss lord Seir who were discussing various matters of the dark abyss in the conference room also saw it. The crystal ball was always black, and suddenly food and human faces appeared on it. The effect is like a ghost movie.

The abyss lord Thiel poked Icefield lord Wei Ze, mouthing: "This is that... Xu Jun?"

Wieser poked back, and just happened to poke Searle's stomach again: "Well, it's just him, a stupid human brave."

It's a pity that he felt stupid, but their majesty the demon king didn't think so. When he saw Xu Jun, Roshienke's cold and hard expression softened almost instantly. If you want to say it to the Lord of the Icefield, their majesty will return to the throne I've never shown such an expression before.

"Okay, one gold coin, it's settled." Their Majesty said softly.

The Lord of the Icefields and the Lord of the Abyss suddenly felt teeth ache. They looked at each other and felt that it was a mistake to leave the northern battlefield.

——I shouldn’t have gone to His Majesty the Demon King before!They probably still want to stay with that Xu Jun!

——What is it without a body!It's fun for two people to share the same body!

Just as the conference room was filled with the sour smell of friends, the picture on the crystal ball suddenly turned into pitch black, as if something went wrong.But everyone knew very well that the bone bird said it was spying on Xu Jun, but after all, it was on a human territory, and a small bone bird could easily be killed if it was exposed.And that Xu Jun had obviously caught the bone bird, of course he was the one who controlled the bone bird to communicate with Luo Xienke.

Or unilateral contact_(:зゝ∠)_

The wise His Majesty Luoxienke Demon King thought about it, and sure enough, the ordinary bone bird is not good enough, next time he should send a bone parrot that can learn to talk.

……

According to Xu Jun's arrangement, Jess followed Santo Newt of Montamar City to the Santo's Mansion. Along the way, he had to talk about the eldest son of Santo Newt.He didn't have any curiosity about the death of the city lord's son, but Xu Jun asked him to ask... and Mantou was also there...

Jess had no choice but to talk _(:зゝ∠)_

The dignified former patriarch of the unicorn clan, what a mess!

——He is not as good as little Lance!This child is riding a steamed bun outside, not to mention how comfortable it is!

The lord of Montama City might have been really angry with his sons and daughters, sitting on the carriage trembling with his face covered, Jess looked back and saw his youngest son still pouted with an unhappy face.He said in the tone of a person who has experienced it: "What are you fussing about with children, there are hostile families to provoke, Irene and Cole dare to fight, this is already very brave."

The city lord actually shed two lines of tears: "They didn't tell me! What should I do if something happened? The child is full of duels. If no one helps this time, he will die?!"

Death is not necessarily dead, but things about Irene are not easy to handle.Since Raquel dared to use this duel method to force Irene to marry him, he was absolutely uneasy and kind.There is no eye for swords and guns in the duel field. If he really misbehaves against Irene in public, he can find an excuse.Although the status of women in this world is not very low, Raquel's family is much stronger than the Newt family, which is an excuse for them to propose marriage.

And who knows if Irene and Cole bet on something else before they agreed to the duel?Young people are full of blood and easily excited. If they are tricked by the other party, what kind of evidence will they write?

Jess expressed his understanding, and said a few more words about the stupidity and naivety of today's young people, making Newt a confidant for a while.

"My eldest son, Red, is different from his younger brothers and sisters. He became a high-ranking knight when he was 20 years old. He is my pride and the pride of Montama City." Under the guidance of Jess Next, Santo Newt began to talk about some past events.

That was ten years ago. If Red was still alive, he would be 30 years old.According to his father, he became a senior knight at the age of 20, which is very remarkable.Most of the fighters in this world are dawdling in the low-level and middle-level, and can only deal with low-level and middle-level monsters or jackals and kobolds. When the war comes, these people become consumables.The number of high-level fighters is much smaller, and people who become senior fighters have high talents, and the younger they are, the more valuable they are.

Some scholars have even conducted surveys, saying that 30% of those who became senior fighters before the age of [-] can become master-level fighters.

The benefits that a master-level warrior or scholar and craftsman can bring to a family are unpredictable, especially scholars and craftsmen, they can even make a small family a real high society.

"If Red was still alive, he would have become the guardian of Montama City, protecting the city, his younger siblings, and our family. But ten years ago, there was a war... two gods of light Monsieur Friar of the Church has brought back his body, my Red..."

Jess patted his sad father on the shoulder, thinking Xu Jun, you have found me a good job.

Why did he squeeze in a carriage with an old man and watch him snot and cry!

When getting off the carriage, Mantou leaned over: "Jess, I didn't expect you to be so experienced. Do you have children?"

Jess: "...No!!!"

He pressed Mantou's head and kneaded it, but Mantou hummed and laughed: "The tone you spoke in the carriage just now is the same as when my dad scolded me."

Lance was triumphant, although his expression was still a little blank: "My father never trained me."

Jess' heart was broken.