Never Thought You'd Be This Kind of Hero!

The Holy Light Elf girl who was flipping through the book and telling the story was also angry: "Are you saying that I, Anna-Callis, is lying! I swear in my name! Everything I wrote is true!"

The young Holy Light Elf male was suppressed, so he could only murmur in dissatisfaction: "It's obviously just a human being..."

"It's not a human being!" A female Holy Light Elf warrior with a thin knife mark on her right cheek who had been standing around for some time inserted her epee into the stone floor: "Xu Jun is our Holy Light Elf and human. Hybrid! How can he be a human?!"

Xu Jun who was listening quietly from the side: "...why do you feel like you're scolding me?"

Living in Xu Jun's body, it is very clear that the body of this brave man is not a hybrid of elves and humans. Luo Xienke demon king: "Why are you a hybrid?"

Xu Jun shook his head: "No, I'm a purebred human being, but when I first came to Shengyuan Heights, I used too much favorability, which made the Holy Light elves like me very much—especially the young ladies, so They just found an excuse to accept me."

The mixed sub-elf of holy light elves and humans is always much more likable than purebred humans.

Although generally speaking... the holy light elves look down on even the sub-elves.

At that time, Xu Jun was unimpeded in Shengyuan Heights with such a name, and many elves who had never been out of the house came to him. He was a real celebrity at that time!

"People are exclusive. When you meet someone you like, you will hope that the other party is on your side. Therefore, the holy light elves say that I am a mixed blood of holy light elves and human beings. The light gods also say that I believe in light. God, the dwarves also said that my heroic and generous ancestors must have dwarf blood, all of them are like this, which means they like me."

Xu Jun's narcissistic behavior came from the bottom of his heart. Although he may be telling the truth, His Majesty the Demon King still feels awkward in his heart.

If the sourness in his tone can be manifested, it can make a pot of sauerkraut noodles: "Brave man, how did you manage to be so blindly confident?"

But he didn't think so in his heart, his heart was like the bottom of the sea, calm on the surface but roaring ferociously: What's the use of those tiny races? !And are you sure that people like you? !Can't people just use you? !When you buy it, you will be paid back!

——Although this brave man likes Sanguang/deception/swearing at grandchildren/snatching people's clothes, he is a very upright person in essence!He can't understand the darkness of politics at all!

——His Majesty the Demon King didn't feel that his mentality was already dangerous, it was like being pulled into a cult_(:зゝ∠)_

When he saw so many young female Holy Light Elves staring at Xu Jun with burning eyes, the acidity of the old altar sauerkraut noodles in his heart rose even more.

Not to mention that the male holy light elves present also started to look at Xu Jun with fiery eyes!

Although I know that the Holy Light Elves like the strong, they have always been like this, but!

but!

His Majesty the Demon King just wants to return to his body as soon as possible. He only has a soul now, so he can't do anything!

And the Holy Light Elves who were telling stories and listening to stories at the scene didn't know that they were being missed by such a terrible big man. Their enthusiasm now seemed to buy the book that they had been thinking about for a long time when they were visiting a comic exhibition. At the same time, I found that the protagonist of the book was also in front of the booth.Miss Anna, the holy light elf, spoke more vigorously, and the onlookers listened more happily.

The story told by this holy light elf girl named Anna is what Xu Jun told the children before, but after her artistic processing, it looks more mature and beautiful.

In her mouth, the brave Xu Jun has become a handsome, unrestrained, suave, magnanimous, generous, likable, powerful and all-around male god.

"It feels so good to have a group of elf girls as fans!" Xu Jun sighed inwardly, while smiling at the girls and said, "Yes, girl, what you said is correct, please tell me about the storybook you wrote. Can I buy a copy?"

Miss Anna's face flushed with excitement: "No, no, how can I sell it to you?! This is all written about your deeds! Xu Jun, brave, can you sign me..."

Xu Jun took the quill and told the girl narcissistically: "It seems that you know a lot about my real deeds", while preparing to sign a high-end and elegant name, but at this moment, he found that the atmosphere seemed to have changed .

The surrounding young holy elves began to talk about it. .

"...Xu Jun said that this is well written!" "It seems——this matter—is it true!" "What Xu Jun admits is... the relationship between the brave and the devil...!!!"

Mr. Brave was a little puzzled: "Which thing? What?"

His voice was drowned out by the yelling and clamor of a great wave of young Light Elves.

"It's about you and the devil!" "Then the prophecy priest of the Light God Sect said that you are destined to kill the devil!" "We all think this is so romantic!" "And you choose to be a brave man, life His goal is to kill the Demon King, there must be a reason for that!!!”

Xu Jun was horrified to find that not only the girls, but also the boys had embraced her!

The young holy light elves are ignorant about feelings. After all, their family can reproduce asexually, so they are more mature in love, but just because they haven't eaten pork doesn't mean they haven't seen pigs running!Just because you haven't eaten braised pork doesn't mean you don't want to eat it!

This group of holy light elves are like thirteen or fourteen-year-old human teenagers, full of fantasies about the future.

but!Xu Jun still remembers that when he was thirteen or fourteen years old, he had a crush on the girl in the white skirt who lived on the corner of the street!Why do these holy light elves look crooked!

——No wonder your tree of life has been corroded by dark elements!This is the overflow of disharmonious rotten energy in your heart!

"May I ask if you really have that kind of affection for the Demon King?"

"The hero and the devil... I've seen such a story!"

"The collision of justice and darkness! Oh!"

Xu Jun was dumbfounded: "Wait a minute, I don't understand what you are talking about—"

He was in a state of embarrassment and wanted to escape, but he was surrounded. This group of young Holy Light elves showed a quality comparable to that of reporters in the entertainment circle.The male holy light elf who questioned his identity just now didn't want his booth at all. I saw him stepping on his lightning leopard hide—this is a complete hide, enough to make a high-grade light armor, If it was sold in the human market, it would probably sell for a thousand gold coins——with one hand tugging on Xu Jun's sleeve: "Don't go...tell your story!"

"What's my story!" The poor brave man went up the mountain of swords and down into the sea of ​​fire, went to the underwater ruins of the Sun Temple, spent the night in the valley of the ghouls, and almost picked off the underwear of His Majesty the Demon King, but now, he was caught by a group of people. The young and ignorant holy light elves blocked it.

sad.

—Denister and Gnar, why don't you come and save me...! ! !

In the distance, Denister and Gnar were swimming hand in hand (?), while looking back at the bunk where the overly lively Xu Jun was.

Denister's tone was calm: "Look, it's a good thing not to go all the way with Xu Jun."

Gnar: "...the subordinates think..."

"Leave them alone," Denister knew that Gnar must have wanted to rescue Xu Jun out of humanitarian spirit: "They are playing, otherwise Xu Jun would have escaped."

He may have stepped on a stone, and he staggered into Gnar's arms, holding Gnar's collar to make him bow his head, and put his lips close to the ear of this simple and kind holy knight: "Isn't your task today to protect me well?" ?”

Gnar subconsciously responded, only to realize that something was wrong: His daily task is to protect His Royal Highness Son Denister...?

With such an interruption, Gnar naturally forgot about Xu Jun, who was struggling, and continued to live their two-person world with Dennis.

Of course, for him, this is just a kind of personal protection.

It was the same as when Daniste was scared by the runes on the wall in the treehouse two days ago, he went to bed to protect him.

This is the responsibility of the guardian knight.

Xu Jun wanted to refute: "I don't have that kind of impure relationship with the devil—!" But as soon as I said the words, I felt cold all over, and somehow thought of the absurd dream I had two nights ago, the dream The Luoxienke demon king in the movie is 1.9 meters tall and has an aura of [-] meters. , the voice was also deeper than usual, not quite similar to the synthesized voice he heard in the previous battle, Xu Jun always felt that he had heard this voice before.

But in the dream, his thinking was fuzzy, and he only felt that he was in a very shameful situation-originally, as a mature man, he shouldn't be ashamed of such a normal thing as a sexual dream, but at that time he felt very shameful. Embarrassed.After he woke up, he still left it on the bed sheet...Of course he wanted to use the holy spirit potion to clean it, but was strongly stopped by Prince Lane...In the end, he had to use burning method to destroy Zhengzheng, and told the elves that he was sleeping I accidentally broke the flame scroll in my dream and burned the bed ==

He thought this dream had been forgotten, but now he is reminded by this group of Holy Light elves who are single but also cute CP, and the cute CP is unreasonable!He remembered the dream again!

hateful!

Xu Jun's anger had been ignited during the tugging, but he was not targeting the group of holy light elves, but... himself who could have such weird dreams.

It happened that there was an arrogant and hateful voice from outside the crowd: "Hey, what are these holy light elves doing? Are they attacking a human?"

"Hehe, could it be that I read it wrong, this is not the Holy Light Spirit, but a group of bonobos in heat?"

The author has something to say: bonobos live in the jungle and, like chimpanzees, lead a social life. They are similar in many ways to chimpanzees, but they are more peaceful than chimpanzees, and their sex lives are more active than chimpanzees. .

To put it more euphemistically, bonobos are quite insulting to people.