Never Thought You'd Be This Kind of Hero!

The elf prince Loya's young heart was hurt!

As the elf prince whose goal is to become the hero of the Holy Light Elves, he has had the great dream of protecting all the Holy Light Elves since he was a child! ——The elders often told him some stories about the ancient holy light elves who were finally deceived because they believed in humans and some other despicable races. So he was full of prejudice against all non-holy light elves. The little prince swore in his heart: If she sees other races daring to bully the holy light elves, she must let them know how powerful they are!

Then, when the little prince Luoya was running around in the palace of the Holy Light Elf, he saw his sister beating a human being.

——Although the picture shows his sister beating someone unilaterally...

——Although that human seems to have never fought back...

but!How could the righteous Holy Light Elf Queen take the initiative to bully humans? !It must be the fault of this human being!

The little prince Loya burst out with heroism, and he also waved his fists and stepped forward to help.

After a few hits, he was held back by his sister: "Luo Ya, why are you running here——Xu Jun, are you okay? Does it hurt? Luo Ya is still young, he is ignorant and heavy-handed..."

Little Prince Luo Ya of the Holy Light Elf: "..."

Hi!He is so angry!Why is it that he protected his sister and helped her beat the bad guys, but in the end it was his sister who stopped him and greeted the human being? !

The little prince's cheeks were bulging, and his round eyes shone with doubt and aggrieved light. He glanced at his sister and then at the hateful human being, and burst into tears.

Xu Jun's heart is like a dog_(:зゝ∠)_

He was at a loss, thinking to himself how could elf kids these days have the same sex as human kids?Why is it the style of painting that you still have to cry first after beating someone? ——The problem is, if this is a human bear child, he can start to spank his ass, but this elf's delicate skin and tender flesh will be broken with a pinch, so he is not easy to do it.

Unexpectedly, Ellie smiled. The former princess, who was forced to grow up quickly because of her mother's death, finally showed a sincere smile. Xu Jun suddenly felt that this smiling face overlapped with an afternoon in his memory. The time was in Ellie's memory. There is no trace left on the body.Ellie shook her head: "This is my younger brother Loya, don't look at him like this, he is very ambitious."

Xu Jun glanced at Xiaokui Bao Luoya, thinking that he really didn't see it.

While sobbing, Luo Ya echoed her sister's statement: "Yes, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Woo..."

His Majesty the Demon King in Xu Jun's heart snorted coldly: "Holy Light Elf, hum."

After hearing Loya's declaration of bravery, Mr. Brave showed a troubled expression: "You can become a great hero of the Holy Light Elves, but you probably can't do the matter of killing the devil, because the devil Roxienke has already died before me. in hand."

Luo Ya, the little prince of the Holy Light Elf, raised his head: "Demon King Luo, Luo..."

Xu Jun stroked his soft hair: "Demon King Luoxienke, yes, I successfully killed him about a month ago."

The second half of his sentence was addressed to Ai Li. Xu Jun, a brave man with extremely low EQ and has always been single, raised his head slightly and smiled sincerely: "You don't have to worry about too many dark elements Let your hair get dull and ugly, Ellie, and I promise you, your blonde hair will always be bright and beautiful."

Ellie, Queen of the Holy Light Elf, felt a slight movement in her heart: "You..."

Xu Jun thought about it for a while, and felt that he might not be sincere enough to say this: "It doesn't matter if you have gray hair in the future! I still have the best dyeing agent refined from golden peacock tail feathers, one time is enough for you to use for ten years." !"

Queen Ally's face darkened suddenly: "Xu Jun, get the hell out---!!!"

Xu Jun: "Meow meow?" So why are you angry again, girl? !

His Majesty the Demon King Luoxienke felt much more comfortable on the contrary. To be honest, just now he thought it was like a young girl flirting with a young man, although Xu Jun was beaten severely - he was not happy about it , because there is such a kind of anger that you dare to beat Lao Tzu's people; but then the elf queen obviously regretted it again-His Majesty the Demon King became even more angry: I don't need you to feel sorry for Lao Tzu's people!

Holy Light Elf!What a group of unreasonable and ignorant guys!

In addition, this elf prince actually said that he wanted to kill him, His Majesty the Demon King?Um?Who gave him the courage? !

His Majesty the Demon King's favorability for the Holy Light Elves has dropped to the lowest level (it was originally negative).And the Elder Spirit Beast, who told the little prince the fairy tales about the Devil King, the bad man, and the Holy Light Elf, who was like the Holy Mother of the White Lotus, sneezed hard: "Ah-choo!"

He was in the middle of a duel with Elder Alchemy right now, and he was holding back his big move. A sneeze interrupted everything, and Elder Alchemy punched him in the face.

The alchemist elder was also furious, thinking that you still want to snatch the dragon's breath crystal brought by Xu Jun after I managed to get it? !He completely forgot that he also wanted the mutated lotus seed of the elder spirit beast.If those troubadours saw their current appearance, they would probably collapse... Is this really an elegant and dignified holy light elf? !

But for the real holy light elves, elegance and dignity are only things in peacetime!If the Holy Light Elves started out with elegance and dignity, they might still be living in barren hills with scarce resources and harsh climate!

Thinking back then, their ability to hate people was stronger than the orcs now!

Stupid human beings!

Xu Jun, the only one who was not regarded as a stupid human being by the holy light elves, was not in a good mood at all. After being inexplicably angry, Ellie directly handed over her bear brother to him, and said, "Didn't you kill the devil? You Isn’t it great? Then Loya will leave it to you.” After that, he left directly.

He walked quite fast, and seemed to be still angry. It was similar to Knight Commander Jesse before.

Xu Jun subconsciously caught the child who was crying even more miserably by the fact that "the devil has been killed", looked at Knight Commander Jesse, and thought that if you are not reliable as a queen, you shouldn't be too unreliable, right?Did you really hand over the little prince to me?I'm the one who can spank kids, huh?

However, Knight Commander Jesse just bowed slightly to him and left quickly.

Xu Jun yelled in his heart, how can he, a single man in his 20s, coax his children? !The little prince of the Holy Light Elf is also really unlikable, he cries and holds him tightly so that he can't leave the child where he is and sneak away.

"Okay, kid, I'll tell you a story when you get up." In the end, Xu Jun was defeated by Xiongzi's magic voice.

"It is said that there used to be a mountain, and there was a palace on the mountain, and there was a devil and a brave man in the palace... The brave man told the devil a story, and the story goes like this..." Xu Jun thought about it and started talking. He wanted to make up a story, after all The little elf prince looked like a child at first glance, and he probably couldn't understand the complicated story, so he just used the three little pigs, Snow White, and the like to fool around—but after he actually said it However, Xu Jun thought of a lot inexplicably, so he told a story with truth in it. This story may not be particularly perfect, but it is a real thing that happened.

"The goal of the brave man at the beginning was not to kill anyone, he just wanted to see more, walk more and make friends. He is a very ordinary person, Your Royal Highness, he may be the kind of person you have never seen before, because He is very ordinary from head to toe," Xu Jun said in a calm voice, at this moment he remembered his own feelings when he played the game for the first time, at that time he really did not expect that the game would have such a big impact on him Influence: "He has seen many people and things along the way. Some people kneel down and beg for mercy when the disaster strikes, some people face it calmly, and some people will directly betray this brave man in order to survive. In this way I got used to it as things happened a lot. One day, Your Excellency the Brave was drinking in a tavern, and a few hooligans came—maybe you have never seen such people. They threatened the proprietress to pay too much protection money, and the proprietress suffered a lot. They begged but they turned a deaf ear to them, so the brave man called the guards to maintain order, and the gangsters ran away. But the proprietress complained to the brave man for causing her trouble: "Maybe you think you have done something good? Young man, there are people in their superiors." , What are we going to do when you leave?' The brave man suddenly understood that what he is doing now may be all useless, and he will die before he leaves the world, so he decided to do a big thing before he officially leaves. Decided to kill the Demon King."

When Xu Jun chose to clear the final boss, he did feel a little tired. The feeling was not strong, and he felt full of energy after sleeping. However, some things in this world made him feel tired.

"I don't like that proprietress!" Little Prince Loya said softly and sharply.

Well, the child will stop crying!Xu Jun secretly praised himself: "I am an all-round nanny!"

This time Prince Lane didn't answer him, maybe he also thought the story was boring and speechless_(:зゝ∠)_

Luo Ya grabbed Xu Jun's skirt again with his small hand: "Hey! Tell me another story! I don't like this story! I like it—this prince likes the story of a brave man becoming the king of the world!"

"This kid is very promising! The king of the world hehehe." Xu Jun smiled and shook his head in his heart: "Luo Ya, since a brave man can become a brave man, he will no longer be a king."

Loya's little head thought left and right: "Well, anyway, my sister is a queen, and I can't be a king anymore, so can I be used?"

He looked at Xu Jun with the pure, innocent and angry eyes unique to children, Xu Jun picked him up, and simply walked in the direction of the Golden Sparrow Villa - he has always lived there: "I think Your sister doesn't want you to be a hero."

Being a warrior is not a very good job.

For example, when a child is crying, the unlucky brave man will go to coax the child. Does Laozi owe you? !