Never Thought You'd Be This Kind of Hero!

——"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

——"Quack quack!"

The dignified third elder of the Sect of Light was chased around by a group of fighting geese because of exhaustion of mana and exhaustion, which was quite pitiful.

The third elder has never seen live geese, this kind of poultry. He has only eaten goose meat and foie gras. He has seen swans. That kind of animal represents elegance and purity. The Pope kept many of them in the back garden. As usual, the elders expressed dissatisfaction with this, and they thought it was stupid to spend so much time and energy taking care of a group of swans that were just good-looking and had no value.

But now, the third elder has a different opinion.

His ass hurt so badly!God!These bastard geese even slapped his thighs with their wings! ——But he spent too much mana because of the retreat, and now he has almost no room to fight back!Ahhh my ass flap! ! !

The Lord Dika felt very sympathetic to this: "The fighting strength of an adult man is only half a goose, why do some people think so hard?"

"Pfft!" The third elder spat out a mouthful of old blood, and fainted from anger.

The Icefield Lord, who watched all this happening from a distance, nodded again, realizing the power of the fighting goose.

Must raise!The lord of the ice field who is serious and steady in his habits thought.

As for the breeding work...let it be left to the abyss lord to solve it.

"Ah-choo!" The abyss lord sneezed again, someone must be speaking ill of him behind his back! ! !

The poor third elder Yoyo woke up and found himself lying on a hard bed that was neither gorgeous nor comfortable. There were two people standing around him. Before he could speak, one of the older middle-aged men flattered him. He said: "Respected elder, we didn't recognize you before, so we allowed the goose to hurt your buttocks. You must be an adult and ignore a villain!"

The third elder only felt that his head was very confused, and he couldn't remember why he appeared here, but he still trembled subconsciously when he heard the word "goose", and he was more panicked than hearing the name of the dark demon Roxienke.

Goose……

Yes, geese, his ass suddenly ached, a group of robber-like geese started attacking him without saying a word, but the people around just watched!Do they know who he is!He is the third elder of the Light God Sect! ! !

He gritted his teeth: "The group of geese... let's not talk about the geese, kid, can you pass a message to your city lord?"

The person in front of him immediately bowed deeply: "Merciful elder! You actually forgave those evil geese just like this! His Majesty the God of Light will definitely be happy for your actions—I am the Lord of Wasteland City, may I ask you?" What's matter?"

The third elder thought to himself when did I say that I would let those geese go?But he was blocked by His Majesty the God of Light with one mouthful of mercy and one mouthful, and he couldn't say anything to refute.If he said now that he was not prepared to let these hateful geese go, wouldn't it appear that he was very unmerciful! ! !

The third elder thought of a lot. For example, in the past, such words like you are cruel, ruthless, and unreasonable, were all spoken by the spokesperson of the Guangming God Sect, so now when someone comes to block his mouth, he has nothing to say. can be said.

How cool it is to beat others with the stick of morality, and how aggrieved when you are beaten.

But geese are not the most important thing... Although the hatefulness of this kind of beast makes people want to confront them.The third elder took a deep breath, thinking that if you are as merciful as I am, of course I will not hate these beasts, he finally had the opportunity to ask what he had always wanted to ask: "...is there a brave man named Xu Jun who has come to the city?" ?”

Lord Dika, the lord of Wasteland City, nodded quickly: "There is a soldier named Xu Jun who came to Wasteland City two days ago, but I don't know if he is a brave man... What do you want to do with him?"

The third elder let out a long breath, and he felt that his heart had finally swallowed back into his stomach, so his attitude became firm and reserved: "Bring him to see me, Your Excellency, I have something to ask him. "

Lord Dika's next sentence was: "But he left this morning, Mr. Elder, he has been away for... most of the day."

The third elder: "..."

The Lord Dika left and called a maid to wait on the elder of the Illuminati Sect to get up for dinner. After leaving the house, his demeanor changed from a serious and flattering City Lord to a veteran middle-aged man: "Bah, you've got the accent, what's that!—How dare you miss me's goose!"

The guards on both sides watched their mouths, noses, noses, noses, noses, and hearts, pretending that they hadn't heard anything.

The Lord of Dika muttered to himself: "Bright God Sect came to find Brother Xu Jun...why did they divide into two groups? It's unreasonable, it's better to inform..."

But how to tell this matter to Xu Jun who has already left?

Icefield Lord Weize stood in the shadows. He was already inside the wasteland city, even standing in the city lord's mansion in a big way.The soldiers coming and going couldn't see him, and even when people walked beside him, they would subconsciously avoid him-they didn't even know what they were avoiding.

"It was suddenly so cold just now." A soldier rubbed his arms and shivered.

His chief also wanted to tremble, but it seemed bad to show such a gesture in front of his subordinates, so he pretended to be old-fashioned and said, "Young people these days are really in poor health."

The lord of the ice field was listening to the conversation between the lord of the wasteland city and the third elder.

Intuition told him that the third elder knew more than those two knights, and he didn't want to invade the human city with great fanfare—if the ice lord showed up in the wasteland city, the northern human orc alliance would know that there was only one abyss lord in the north In fact, the pressure of the demons on the northern battlefield will be even greater.

When the third elder said "Xu Jun" and "Brave", he felt the "corpse" of His Majesty the Demon King stored in his storage space seem to tremble.

This is not a fake corpse. In fact, the corpse of His Majesty the Demon King has not completely lost its vitality.The devil will not really die. Even if it is completely evolved by the holy light element, the dark elements and haze that originally existed in this world will gradually gather, and one day these dark things will summon the devil again.

Just like there will always be volcanoes and magma in the world, so the Lord of Flame cannot really sleep.They are different from ordinary intelligent creatures. Some people say that this is the embodiment of the nature of gods and demons.

The last sliver of instinctive consciousness left by His Majesty the Demon King will not respond to an ordinary human or a brave person. The reason why he will be affected by the name Xu Jun can only be that it is this person named Xu Jun "killed" him.

The Lord Dika was having dinner with his family, and his guard commander, Allen, was also invited to eat together. At the dinner table, they chatted about Mr. Xu Jun, the great hero of Wasteland City. Now it can be said that he is the brave Xu Jun. .The Lord Dika pondered: "That elder is definitely hiding something. He looked very abnormal when he mentioned Xu Jun."

Allen, the head of the guard army, nodded: "However, Xu Jun is no longer in the wasteland city, and this elder elder can't do anything in a short time... It seems that he is going to the holy light elves?"

The Lord Dika nodded: "I heard that he has acquaintances there."

Do the humans have acquaintances on the elves' side... or the particularly arrogant elves of the Light?Why does it sound so fantastic_(:зゝ∠)_

The lord of the ice field, Wei Ze, extracted the key words: Holy Light Elf.

The soul of His Majesty the Demon King indeed seems to be heading in the direction of the elf illusion of the Holy Light Elves.The lord of the ice field thought for a while, and decided to ignore the third elder who had been scared out of his wits. Such a small role was not worthy of his attention.

The poor third elder didn't know that he was safe, and was worried that he would be killed at any time. He didn't sleep well for a few days in the wasteland city. Only a handful of the skinny ones remained, and he was no longer the high-spirited and triumphant look he had when he came.

What is His Majesty the Demon King doing now?The lord of the ice field lowered his eyebrows. If he rashly followed, would it disrupt His Majesty's plan?How did that brave man named Xu Jun defeat His Majesty?It's all like a mystery.

His Majesty the Demon King... what do you think of the brave man who defeated him?

Xu Jun caught a cold.

It is very difficult for fighters to get sick. Their physical fitness is much higher than that of ordinary people. Generally, they will only be injured and poisoned in battle. Xu Jun used to rarely get sick in the real world.The world he lived in was very advanced in science and technology. The average life expectancy of a person has reached more than 100 years. Except for some intractable diseases and genetic diseases, there are almost no incurable diseases. Xu Jun lived to more than 20 years old. Once, and never got sick again.

People who are never sick are very sad when they are sick.

In the past two days, he always felt cold for no reason, a kind of cold that passed through the bones of the soul. After he sneezed a few times, he began to cough and runny nose.Daniste treated him with holy light spells, but it didn't work; he also took a lot of medicine himself, but it didn't work.

"Ah-choo! Ah-choo! Ah-choo!!!" Xu Jun was riding a steamed bun, sneezed and swayed, and his nose flowed down. He took out a cloth towel and blew hard. His nose was red and his eyes were moist. It looked very poor.

"It feels like my body is being hollowed out_(:зゝ∠)_" Xu Jun cried in his heart: "Why did I suddenly catch a cold! QAQ, who has Banlangen, give me a dozen..."

Demon King Luoxienke may be the only one who knows why he has a cold - he has been detected so many times by the Lord of the Ice Field, as an ordinary human being, he just has a cold, which is considered good luck.

However, it cannot be broken.

"Because you kick the quilt at night," His Majesty the Demon King said nonsense with his eyes open, "You still kick the quilt at such an age, Xu Jun, you disappoint me so much."

Ah, it may be thanks to a certain brave man, the Demon King feels that he is becoming more and more capable of lying.