Never Thought You'd Be This Kind of Hero!
Chapter 31
The ice lord's heart is broken.
He never thought that His Majesty the Demon King would die. In his mind, His Majesty the Great Demon King is like Xiaoqiang... Well, he has tenacious vitality like a phoenix.The so-called God's Punishment tens of thousands of years ago failed to kill him, and no one in this world could destroy His Majesty the Demon King Luoxienke.
So His Majesty the Demon King couldn't possibly be dead—yes, this must be a conspiracy made by His Majesty—no, it was a plan!Everything is prepared by His Majesty! ...There was indeed a brave man who said he wanted to challenge His Majesty... That brave man was not very strong, but he had many tricks, maybe he did it—no, no, impossible, His Majesty the Demon King would never—
dead.
The lord of the ice field swears with his own life that His Majesty the Demon King will never die at the hands of humble humans.
His thoughts were chaotic, and he was even a little at a loss. If the abyss lord was present, he might have taunted him severely.
It's annoying to think about that guy - although now is not the time to think about him.
The lord of the ice field frowned, and a layer of confusion appeared on his handsome and cold face.His Majesty the Demon King has turned into a dead body, if this is His Majesty's plan... why did His Majesty do such a thing?And what's with this wooden tablet that says something about silk underwear?How could such an ugly word be written by His Majesty?
His Majesty Luoxienke Demon King's words are gorgeous!
The lord of the Icefield, who once read the decree of His Majesty the Demon King but almost couldn't understand it because the words were too flamboyant and gorgeous, pursed his lips.Once, he thought that the most troublesome thing he encountered was that His Majesty the Demon King was still asleep, His Majesty the Demon King was too crazy, and the other three lords were not in the state.They were not like this tens of thousands of years ago!The climate at that time was far colder than it is now, and the Lord of the Ice Field was also born of people's fear and resentment towards the cold. He was the first of the four great lords to give birth to an entity, and after the fear and resentment came the Lord of Fear. The Lord of Fear has not yet grown into a lazy and beautiful girl, but a lazy loli, and the Lord of the Icefield raised her.
The third one was born from the fiery hell tens of thousands of years ago, the flame lord. She was born and raised by the ice lord. Seeing that she has grown from a petite and cute loli to a beautiful and hot girl, Hotness not only refers to her appearance and figure, but also refers to her changeable temper, which often makes the stable ice lord a headache.
The climate changed, the cold faded, the ice and snow melted, the dark abyss was filled with ice and snow, but now it was exposed, and the abyss lord was born.
In mythology, it is generally said that there were gods such as the God of Light in the world first, and then there was the Demon King, who created four major lords... But in fact, the order is just the opposite. In fact, some races with sub-civilizations appeared first, and then because of various For various reasons, the four lords were born, and finally the fear of the world by the intelligent creatures of each race and the darkness of the world itself "created" the devil.
As a result, the race of demons grew stronger.
At that time, the other three lords listened more to the words of the elder brother, the Lord of the Icefields, and the Demon King had a cute time because his consciousness had not yet formed. The Lord of the Icefields lived a happy and fulfilling life every day.
Now everything has changed.
The flame lord started to like to wield a whip and wear revealing leather clothes, the abyss lord became a bad bastard, and the devil... became more and more mature. Even if he was defeated and died once in the middle, his style will not lose after rebirth Back then, the Lord of the Icefields often felt relieved, but he also often felt that time was like running water, and there was no turning back.He has completely become a subordinate, and he is no longer qualified to care about the basic necessities of this group of "children".
The consequence is that the Demon King is not sure whether he is dead or alive, the flame lord was beaten to the point where only the original soul can't even pass the message, the ice field lord gritted his teeth hard, he won't pamper these guys anymore.
Oh, except His Majesty the Demon King, who is of course supreme.
——So today, let the abyss lord who has left for no reason write a hundred inspections first, the ice lord thought indifferently.
The abyss lord stayed in the demon camp in the north, and suddenly sneezed out of nowhere, but he didn't realize it.
……
His Majesty the supreme Demon Lord Luoxienke is dreaming.
This is a very new experience for him.He rarely dreams, or falls into unrealistic illusions.Many people have dreams, and they are at a loss in the dream, but the Demon Lord Luoxienke walks calmly in it, he knows where it is.
This is the depth of his soul.
Surrounded by a piece of still water, dark, viscous, without a wave.There is no boundary between the sky and the ground here, it is a black circle from top to bottom, there is no light, not even a trace of light, but Roshienke can clearly see all this, or "feel" it.
The "ground" gradually changes, and a thin layer of frost appears.
Ice Lord.
He found his "dead body".
Demon King Luo Xienke thought that it took so long before the first subordinate found out that he was dead... What's the use of these subordinates? !
Fortunately, he was still thinking about them...
Wait a minute, Lord Demon King's expression froze suddenly: It seems that since entering the body of the brave Xu Jun, he has never thought about the matters of the lords again...
Luo Xienke felt a little guilty when the devil found out (...)
He raised his consciousness from the depths of his soul, and immediately fell into a warm place, which was the soul of the brave Xu Jun.During Luo Xienke's long demon life, he hardly knew the difference between cold and heat. Many people could not stand extreme cold and heat, but he felt nothing.He was born as a devil, possessing the world's strongest defense and resistance to all kinds of magic, so let alone ordinary temperature changes, even if he was placed in magma or frozen into a popsicle, he would not frown.
However, when he came out of his silent and icy forbidden place of the soul, and arrived in the warm and even noisy body of the brave man, he actually felt a sense of relief.
There is no way to explain this feeling, as if a black panther living in the jungle suddenly turned into a cat in the sun.
The voice of the demon king who turned into a cat was also lazier: "Then Xu Jun, are you going to follow that holy son to the Holy Light Elf?"
In fact, Xu Jun was already in a daze and was about to fall asleep, and when he was woken up again, he directly said something like "Mom, who criticizes me for harassing me to sleep". When I woke up, I realized that I was talking about the tall and tall Prince Ryan... Cough, okay Well, they are getting to know each other slowly, and Prince Lane should also understand his peeing habits.
Luoxienke Demon King: "...No, I don't want to know about urine sex."
Now that he woke up, Xu Jun chatted with "Prince Ryan" enthusiastically: "Of course I'm going to the holy light elves. I found a lot of black lotuses in the treasure house of the devil before. Did you make them, holy?" The light elves will use that kind of flower as a potion, which can neutralize their disease of excess light elements... it is suitable to sell them! The elves have money!"
I don’t know how this brave man’s heart grows, and what he always thinks about in his mind is money for food, drink, entertainment, so why should such a person be a brave man? Isn’t it more suitable for him to be a local ruffian... His Majesty the Demon King thinks that he should not be here. It's better to waste time on this issue, and he forced himself not to care about the fact that the brave man wants to dismantle his treasure house and sell it - after all, the silk underwear is temporarily kept, so there is no need to worry about the brave man running back and stripping him naked in a short period of time Let him expose the corpse naked, this is already the most gratifying thing for him.
Treasure house or something, it’s something outside of the body, if you sell it, then... sell it_(:зゝ∠)_
"But let's talk about the plot of Wasteland City first—no, let's talk about it after the matter has passed." Xu Jun's voice became serious: "Prince Ryan, do you know much about nobles?"
The former Prince Lane said that no one understands human nobles better than me. Huh, that is a group of hypocritical and shameless guys who want to save face and suffer. "Why do you ask them?"
Xu Junzheng said solemnly: "I want to contribute to the friendship between humans and orcs."
"……speak English."
"What's the matter, Master Ryan, is this how you see me? Is it wrong for me to have this kind of thinking as a human being?" Xu Jun was speechless, and felt that he should explain it well, so that Prince Ryan could understand how righteous Master Xu Jun is. Man, after all, he killed the Demon King to save the world! "——I think that a certain human nobleman—probably the East family—colludes with orcs to attack the wasteland city with weak defenses and armaments. It contains a huge conspiracy. If the city is really broken , Xueren Kingdom is equivalent to losing a layer of protection, will the next step be to collude with demons to attack Xueren from the south? Tsk tsk, the mastermind behind the scenes is likely to be demons..."
Luoxienke Demon Lord thought to himself that I, the Demon Lord, really didn't expect to do this. Thank you for helping us think about it. What's the benefit of attacking the southern part of Xueren?So what if we break through the southern part of Xueren?The devil's main battlefield is in the north, and the unprovoked invasion of the south may also lead to the embarrassing situation of insufficient troops for multi-line combat. Although this brave man is a little clever, he obviously has no perspective on the big picture, and will think wildly when encountering small things.
"The devil wouldn't do such a thing," he said.
Xu Jun thought to himself that I am not ignorant of the relationship between you and the devil, Prince Lane, why do you need to whitewash the devil?He rolled over on the bed, twisted the quilt in a mess, and said while yawning: "Anyway, you will definitely help him talk."
He buried his face in the pillow, and his voice was muffled with a hint of coquettishness: "I'm so sleepy, I want to sleep, don't bother me anymore."
Luoxienke Demon King thought to himself, I am quarreling with you, you have quarreled with me several times in your sleep →_→
For many people in Wasteland City, this was destined to be a sleepless night.
After today's "war" is over, the Sand Leopard tribe, as a neutral tribe, has no major disputes with humans, as long as they return their children to others, they will be fine.Even the Sand Leopard tribe followed Xu Jun to eat and drink in the city. After a meal of wine and meat, they and the city lord of the wasteland city began to call each other brothers. My son, who said that our sand leopard tribe also loves peace and will not engage in any aggression.
In fact, there is a needle hidden in the cotton. Although Kanaban's brain is not very good, he still knows the most basic threats. He has a rough and cunning manner when he is not angry.
In the dead of night, Kanaban did not sleep.
They are a group of Sand Leopards, plus the guy named Xu Jun who claims to be just an ordinary brave man, and the little lady-like person who claims to be an ordinary monk and his followers, all living in the city lord's mansion for the time being.The brave man named Xu Jun is very popular, and the human boss who runs the casino chatted with him. It seems that Xu Jun took Tina to the casino before.Kanaban didn't know what a casino was at the beginning, but after being popularized by science, he deeply felt that human beings are too good at playing. It is really not a good thing for Xu Jun to take the little boy to that kind of place.
"Brother, are you still not sleeping?" Tina whispered, his little hand grabbed his brother's finger and pinched it to play: "It was my fault before, don't be angry, I didn't play wild outside anymore Just relax your vigilance against humans..."
Kanaban felt slightly relieved. Of course he didn't sleep because he was sullen with his brother, but his brother was so obedient and obedient, and he, the eldest brother, also felt that it was ironic.
"I'm not angry with you." Karna patted the child's head: "Go to sleep."
Tina consciously cleared the alarm: "Okay! Then let's play here for another day tomorrow! Xu Jun said that there are many interesting things in the human city! He originally said that he would take me to the auction house..."
——It’s bad, before he even finished speaking, brother Kanaban’s face turned darker than the bottom of the pot.
He never thought that His Majesty the Demon King would die. In his mind, His Majesty the Great Demon King is like Xiaoqiang... Well, he has tenacious vitality like a phoenix.The so-called God's Punishment tens of thousands of years ago failed to kill him, and no one in this world could destroy His Majesty the Demon King Luoxienke.
So His Majesty the Demon King couldn't possibly be dead—yes, this must be a conspiracy made by His Majesty—no, it was a plan!Everything is prepared by His Majesty! ...There was indeed a brave man who said he wanted to challenge His Majesty... That brave man was not very strong, but he had many tricks, maybe he did it—no, no, impossible, His Majesty the Demon King would never—
dead.
The lord of the ice field swears with his own life that His Majesty the Demon King will never die at the hands of humble humans.
His thoughts were chaotic, and he was even a little at a loss. If the abyss lord was present, he might have taunted him severely.
It's annoying to think about that guy - although now is not the time to think about him.
The lord of the ice field frowned, and a layer of confusion appeared on his handsome and cold face.His Majesty the Demon King has turned into a dead body, if this is His Majesty's plan... why did His Majesty do such a thing?And what's with this wooden tablet that says something about silk underwear?How could such an ugly word be written by His Majesty?
His Majesty Luoxienke Demon King's words are gorgeous!
The lord of the Icefield, who once read the decree of His Majesty the Demon King but almost couldn't understand it because the words were too flamboyant and gorgeous, pursed his lips.Once, he thought that the most troublesome thing he encountered was that His Majesty the Demon King was still asleep, His Majesty the Demon King was too crazy, and the other three lords were not in the state.They were not like this tens of thousands of years ago!The climate at that time was far colder than it is now, and the Lord of the Ice Field was also born of people's fear and resentment towards the cold. He was the first of the four great lords to give birth to an entity, and after the fear and resentment came the Lord of Fear. The Lord of Fear has not yet grown into a lazy and beautiful girl, but a lazy loli, and the Lord of the Icefield raised her.
The third one was born from the fiery hell tens of thousands of years ago, the flame lord. She was born and raised by the ice lord. Seeing that she has grown from a petite and cute loli to a beautiful and hot girl, Hotness not only refers to her appearance and figure, but also refers to her changeable temper, which often makes the stable ice lord a headache.
The climate changed, the cold faded, the ice and snow melted, the dark abyss was filled with ice and snow, but now it was exposed, and the abyss lord was born.
In mythology, it is generally said that there were gods such as the God of Light in the world first, and then there was the Demon King, who created four major lords... But in fact, the order is just the opposite. In fact, some races with sub-civilizations appeared first, and then because of various For various reasons, the four lords were born, and finally the fear of the world by the intelligent creatures of each race and the darkness of the world itself "created" the devil.
As a result, the race of demons grew stronger.
At that time, the other three lords listened more to the words of the elder brother, the Lord of the Icefields, and the Demon King had a cute time because his consciousness had not yet formed. The Lord of the Icefields lived a happy and fulfilling life every day.
Now everything has changed.
The flame lord started to like to wield a whip and wear revealing leather clothes, the abyss lord became a bad bastard, and the devil... became more and more mature. Even if he was defeated and died once in the middle, his style will not lose after rebirth Back then, the Lord of the Icefields often felt relieved, but he also often felt that time was like running water, and there was no turning back.He has completely become a subordinate, and he is no longer qualified to care about the basic necessities of this group of "children".
The consequence is that the Demon King is not sure whether he is dead or alive, the flame lord was beaten to the point where only the original soul can't even pass the message, the ice field lord gritted his teeth hard, he won't pamper these guys anymore.
Oh, except His Majesty the Demon King, who is of course supreme.
——So today, let the abyss lord who has left for no reason write a hundred inspections first, the ice lord thought indifferently.
The abyss lord stayed in the demon camp in the north, and suddenly sneezed out of nowhere, but he didn't realize it.
……
His Majesty the supreme Demon Lord Luoxienke is dreaming.
This is a very new experience for him.He rarely dreams, or falls into unrealistic illusions.Many people have dreams, and they are at a loss in the dream, but the Demon Lord Luoxienke walks calmly in it, he knows where it is.
This is the depth of his soul.
Surrounded by a piece of still water, dark, viscous, without a wave.There is no boundary between the sky and the ground here, it is a black circle from top to bottom, there is no light, not even a trace of light, but Roshienke can clearly see all this, or "feel" it.
The "ground" gradually changes, and a thin layer of frost appears.
Ice Lord.
He found his "dead body".
Demon King Luo Xienke thought that it took so long before the first subordinate found out that he was dead... What's the use of these subordinates? !
Fortunately, he was still thinking about them...
Wait a minute, Lord Demon King's expression froze suddenly: It seems that since entering the body of the brave Xu Jun, he has never thought about the matters of the lords again...
Luo Xienke felt a little guilty when the devil found out (...)
He raised his consciousness from the depths of his soul, and immediately fell into a warm place, which was the soul of the brave Xu Jun.During Luo Xienke's long demon life, he hardly knew the difference between cold and heat. Many people could not stand extreme cold and heat, but he felt nothing.He was born as a devil, possessing the world's strongest defense and resistance to all kinds of magic, so let alone ordinary temperature changes, even if he was placed in magma or frozen into a popsicle, he would not frown.
However, when he came out of his silent and icy forbidden place of the soul, and arrived in the warm and even noisy body of the brave man, he actually felt a sense of relief.
There is no way to explain this feeling, as if a black panther living in the jungle suddenly turned into a cat in the sun.
The voice of the demon king who turned into a cat was also lazier: "Then Xu Jun, are you going to follow that holy son to the Holy Light Elf?"
In fact, Xu Jun was already in a daze and was about to fall asleep, and when he was woken up again, he directly said something like "Mom, who criticizes me for harassing me to sleep". When I woke up, I realized that I was talking about the tall and tall Prince Ryan... Cough, okay Well, they are getting to know each other slowly, and Prince Lane should also understand his peeing habits.
Luoxienke Demon King: "...No, I don't want to know about urine sex."
Now that he woke up, Xu Jun chatted with "Prince Ryan" enthusiastically: "Of course I'm going to the holy light elves. I found a lot of black lotuses in the treasure house of the devil before. Did you make them, holy?" The light elves will use that kind of flower as a potion, which can neutralize their disease of excess light elements... it is suitable to sell them! The elves have money!"
I don’t know how this brave man’s heart grows, and what he always thinks about in his mind is money for food, drink, entertainment, so why should such a person be a brave man? Isn’t it more suitable for him to be a local ruffian... His Majesty the Demon King thinks that he should not be here. It's better to waste time on this issue, and he forced himself not to care about the fact that the brave man wants to dismantle his treasure house and sell it - after all, the silk underwear is temporarily kept, so there is no need to worry about the brave man running back and stripping him naked in a short period of time Let him expose the corpse naked, this is already the most gratifying thing for him.
Treasure house or something, it’s something outside of the body, if you sell it, then... sell it_(:зゝ∠)_
"But let's talk about the plot of Wasteland City first—no, let's talk about it after the matter has passed." Xu Jun's voice became serious: "Prince Ryan, do you know much about nobles?"
The former Prince Lane said that no one understands human nobles better than me. Huh, that is a group of hypocritical and shameless guys who want to save face and suffer. "Why do you ask them?"
Xu Junzheng said solemnly: "I want to contribute to the friendship between humans and orcs."
"……speak English."
"What's the matter, Master Ryan, is this how you see me? Is it wrong for me to have this kind of thinking as a human being?" Xu Jun was speechless, and felt that he should explain it well, so that Prince Ryan could understand how righteous Master Xu Jun is. Man, after all, he killed the Demon King to save the world! "——I think that a certain human nobleman—probably the East family—colludes with orcs to attack the wasteland city with weak defenses and armaments. It contains a huge conspiracy. If the city is really broken , Xueren Kingdom is equivalent to losing a layer of protection, will the next step be to collude with demons to attack Xueren from the south? Tsk tsk, the mastermind behind the scenes is likely to be demons..."
Luoxienke Demon Lord thought to himself that I, the Demon Lord, really didn't expect to do this. Thank you for helping us think about it. What's the benefit of attacking the southern part of Xueren?So what if we break through the southern part of Xueren?The devil's main battlefield is in the north, and the unprovoked invasion of the south may also lead to the embarrassing situation of insufficient troops for multi-line combat. Although this brave man is a little clever, he obviously has no perspective on the big picture, and will think wildly when encountering small things.
"The devil wouldn't do such a thing," he said.
Xu Jun thought to himself that I am not ignorant of the relationship between you and the devil, Prince Lane, why do you need to whitewash the devil?He rolled over on the bed, twisted the quilt in a mess, and said while yawning: "Anyway, you will definitely help him talk."
He buried his face in the pillow, and his voice was muffled with a hint of coquettishness: "I'm so sleepy, I want to sleep, don't bother me anymore."
Luoxienke Demon King thought to himself, I am quarreling with you, you have quarreled with me several times in your sleep →_→
For many people in Wasteland City, this was destined to be a sleepless night.
After today's "war" is over, the Sand Leopard tribe, as a neutral tribe, has no major disputes with humans, as long as they return their children to others, they will be fine.Even the Sand Leopard tribe followed Xu Jun to eat and drink in the city. After a meal of wine and meat, they and the city lord of the wasteland city began to call each other brothers. My son, who said that our sand leopard tribe also loves peace and will not engage in any aggression.
In fact, there is a needle hidden in the cotton. Although Kanaban's brain is not very good, he still knows the most basic threats. He has a rough and cunning manner when he is not angry.
In the dead of night, Kanaban did not sleep.
They are a group of Sand Leopards, plus the guy named Xu Jun who claims to be just an ordinary brave man, and the little lady-like person who claims to be an ordinary monk and his followers, all living in the city lord's mansion for the time being.The brave man named Xu Jun is very popular, and the human boss who runs the casino chatted with him. It seems that Xu Jun took Tina to the casino before.Kanaban didn't know what a casino was at the beginning, but after being popularized by science, he deeply felt that human beings are too good at playing. It is really not a good thing for Xu Jun to take the little boy to that kind of place.
"Brother, are you still not sleeping?" Tina whispered, his little hand grabbed his brother's finger and pinched it to play: "It was my fault before, don't be angry, I didn't play wild outside anymore Just relax your vigilance against humans..."
Kanaban felt slightly relieved. Of course he didn't sleep because he was sullen with his brother, but his brother was so obedient and obedient, and he, the eldest brother, also felt that it was ironic.
"I'm not angry with you." Karna patted the child's head: "Go to sleep."
Tina consciously cleared the alarm: "Okay! Then let's play here for another day tomorrow! Xu Jun said that there are many interesting things in the human city! He originally said that he would take me to the auction house..."
——It’s bad, before he even finished speaking, brother Kanaban’s face turned darker than the bottom of the pot.
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