Never Thought You'd Be This Kind of Hero!

Can you say orcs are stupid?

No, it's really hard to say that they are just stupid. Races that have survived in this world until now and lived well and have their own territory cannot be described as stupid. On the contrary, goblins are smart, but until now even the main city No more, the goblins all over the world are like slave tribes, living under the hands of various forces.

Orcs are not stupid. In fact, their shaman can be called "smart", but the orc race has inherent weaknesses.

——Most of them evolved from various monsters, so they are more brave and bloody than other races.Needless to say, monsters, even wild animals have this characteristic. They are born to love to fight. They can't be cowardly, just hate. They can find opportunities to fight when there is nothing wrong with them. Whoever eats the meat is bigger than the other. Fight at one o'clock, male orcs and female orcs will also fight when they are not in estrus, and it will be a large-scale melee when the estrus comes.It’s better if it’s a monster. Generally, males fight with males, but after evolving into orcs, the strength of women has further improved. Now in spring, female orcs have to fight together, just to make a date, and they may die. up.

They see how thin life really is, and when their companions die they seek revenge, but they don't mourn for long.He will not shrink back when he encounters a big war. Blood and death are the dust trampled by orcs. They are "humans", but they live like wild beasts on the prairie. Even the orc chiefs of wealthy tribes cannot learn Know the exquisite and romantic life of human nobles.

So, they are not stupid, but their brains are too simple to know how to turn _(:зゝ∠)_

It sounds like stupid →_→

Everyone's eyes were awkward, from Denister to a group of defenders all looked down, one or two hundred strong and burly orcs opened their bloody mouths and roared, as if to show their challenge, their nostrils were too big , gasping for breath.This was a terrifying scene, but for some reason, even the most timid soldier was unwilling to go down the wall.

They were really shocked by Xu Jun's words.

It turns out... are the orcs who frightened the entire continent actually a group of idiots?

Although they didn't speak, their faces full of gossip and curiosity said everything.

Xu Jun: "..."

Hey, don't look like this!I didn't directly say that orcs are stupid!Anyway, they are also a powerful race on the mainland, so you guys should be more serious!

The brave man felt that he had led the children badly. Although he said before the battle that the enemy's strength would affect morale, he couldn't harm the enemy without thinking. What if these children really think that the orcs are weak in the future?

Isn't this a mistake? !

Below the city, the orcs shouted and began to try to jump up.

In the city, led by Denister, he and the soldiers laughed inexplicably: ah, these are orcs!Feel sorry for their IQ!

Xu Jun felt that it was necessary to give lectures to this group of children_(:зゝ∠)_

However, just looking at such a group of guys whose brain circuits are indeed different from ordinary people, he can't say that they are smart against his conscience.

Seeing that this method can be used to stop the orcs at the bottom of the city, all they need to do is wait for the guards of the city lord to arrive. But at this time, the orcs' minds have finally come online, and they seem to have realized that it is impossible to jump up so stupidly. Yes, another method must be found.

The little soldiers saw the orcs paused slightly, and they were a little nervous. At this time, they suddenly realized that this was not playing a game, but waiting for a life-and-death fight. Most of them were young, too young to cope with such a terrible fact, so in the Just now I would rather choose to escape myself.

What if the orc suddenly came to his senses and wanted to force his way in?

The young soldiers were wearing light armor, which could withstand the slashing of light swords at most, and could not even block the strong bow two hundred paces away, and the fangs and claws of orcs, the terrifying war beasts riding on their crotches... …It only takes a light wave of the paw… Some soldiers couldn’t help but look to the side. There was the first victim who had just died, and it was easily chopped in half by the orc.

Who knows what this group of orcs will do in the next second?

No, it's better not to know.

A one-eyed Rabbitman jumped out from among the orcs. He was small but jumped very high. Just now he reached the top of the city wall twice in a row, but he was weak and slid down each time.The short Rabbit tribe's voice was as hoarse as if it had been smoked, and the words were harsh and unpleasant: "Master Chief! I have an idea!"

The orc who stood at the front and was called "Master Chief" stroked the war beast under his crotch, and slapped him impatiently: "Say!"

The Rabbit people smiled sinisterly towards the city wall, almost scaring the timid soldier out of his urine, only to hear him say confidently: "We can jump up one on top of the other!"

The chief lord shouted: "Good idea!"

Xu Jun: "..."

Denister: "..."

Other soldiers: "..."

Really, good idea.

So even the Luoxienke demon king in Xu Jun's body couldn't help feeling that the orc race was stupid.

However, it is said that the abyss lords and ice field lords who were fighting against forces such as the Light God Sect in the north were once repulsed by a mercenary army composed of orcs. What is going on?

He recalled what the lord of the ice field had reported guiltily back then: the orcs were infinitely powerful, knew no hunger and thirst, were somewhat primitive, simple, cunning and despicable, as if they were desperate to fight.

I think he really believed it back then.

Now it seems that it is possible to be infinitely powerful without knowing hunger and thirst, cunning and despicable... Icefield Lord, you are not kidding me, are you?

Demon King Luoxienke frowned. After "The Flame Lord lied about the military situation and told me that the brave man is a hypocritical, smooth and hateful human being", there was another terrifying "Iceland Lord's IQ may not be as high as he appears on the surface, after all, he was beaten back by the orcs" inference.

My men, cough, this is my men!

... Later, I'd better ask Xu Jun what kind of race the orcs are.

Of course Xu Jun didn't know what kind of misunderstanding the Demon King had about the Lord of the Icefield under his guidance... He also felt sorry for the Lord of the Icefield. After working hard for so long, his majesty suspected that he was out of his mind.

If this is a different person, I will probably go to the labor bureau to make a fuss [.

The orcs stacked one on top of the other, and the rabbit tribe who came up with the idea of ​​stacking Arhats and jumping over the wall didn't get any good treatment. Instead, because he came up with this idea, the orc chief was grateful for his loyalty and directly pulled him away from the war beast. Come down and throw it on the wall.

Rabbit people: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

The chief clenched his fists to encourage him: "Go ahead! I'll come right away!"

The howling of the rabbit clansman was about to break his throat, he just wanted to slap himself now!Make you so talkative, make you so talkative!What was the advantage of standing out among orc tribes, especially among bandits?They don't care who fights with their brains and who fights with their bodies!Being active in this group of orcs is the end of being pulled into the Death Squad!

However, orcs naturally worship the strong and warriors, and it would be even more difficult if they were cowardly.

This rabbit man cried out his tears and expressed his true feelings. If he can still talk to you now, he must have a thousand words to give to the bandit leader orc chief. Unfortunately, he was scared and could only speak meaningless words. Howling.Yes, even among the bloody and courageous orcs, there will still be one or two cowards!Chief, why don't you understand? !

However, the orc chief thought he was excited, so he slapped his hands to make the beasts below build up, and when he stepped on it, there was a big jump—boom!

The war beasts let out a tragic howl.

On the city wall, the rabbit tribe who "lead the charge" was also hacked to death by the overly nervous soldier. Before he died, he was incontinent, and the foul smell made people frown.

The orc chieftain, the bandit leader who was jumping up, was out of breath: "You--damn humans!"

——Don't make trouble, it's obviously you who threw that unlucky rabbit up!

The author has something to say: The orc chief: Tutu is so cute!How dare you kill him!

Xu Jun: ...the rabbits are so hot and cute, it would be even better if they can be made into roasted whole rabbits~(≧▽≦)/~