Ancestral handicraft

The gag technique is bound to fail.

Facing the enthusiastic Wei Jinlin, Gu Lin and Hu Wen naturally would not ignore each other with long faces, not to mention Hu Wen's impression of Wei Zhihe has always been very good, seeing his parents now, it is inevitable to say hello, Wei Jinlin enthusiasm beyond their imagination.

Hu Wen was very polite to everyone: "Mr. Wei, hello."

Gu Lin became much colder: "Hello."

Wei Zhihe also greeted them with a tight face: "Mr. Gu, Uncle Hu."

"You two must have taken good care of my family's Zhihe on weekdays. Seeing that you two haven't eaten just now, why don't you let me invite you to a light meal tonight? My family's Zhihe often mentions you to me, thank you very much. "

Wei Zhihe: "..." He just mentioned twice that his neighbors often brought him breakfast, and he often went to their house for dinner. Unexpectedly, grandpa actually wrote it down. Of course, he also emphatically mentioned that Gu Lin is their school. professor of mathematics.

However, Wei Zhihe felt that things were not that simple.

His grandfather used to be a great celestial master, and his neighbors were two great demons, so he was afraid of any conflict between them.

Wei Zhihe, who never liked to be in charge, suddenly felt very headache. His grandfather and he came from the opposite side. He likes to keep a low profile, but his grandfather likes to be high profile.

How could it be possible to invite neighbors to dinner for the first time they met, but Wei Zhihe couldn't say anything.

Gu Lin responded to Wei Jinlin's proposal from acquaintance. The latter glanced at Wei Zhihe and said, "Okay, Mr. Wei please."

Hu Wen, of course, followed his husband's advice: "Then let's go to a special Yunnan restaurant nearby? I don't know if Mr. Wei has any taboos."

"No, as long as there is meat, I also like Yunnan cuisine." Apart from not liking green vegetables, Wei Jinlin has almost no taboos.

Gu Lin raised his head and glanced at Wei Zhihe, didn't his grandfather take good care of his health?

Wei Jinlin had just arrived in the shop for less than an hour, and he had a happy chat with his neighbors. Wei Zhihe's face was calm all the time, but his heart was full of ups and downs. Who knows if his grandfather would suddenly mention their real occupations.

Yunnan Cuisine is just across the street from where they live. It takes less than 5 minutes to walk there, and the business is booming. The boss saw the extraordinary temperament of the four and asked them directly if they want a private room.

Tonight Wei Jinlin is the host, but he handed over the right to order food to two neighbors.

Gu Lin asked Wei Zhihe what he wanted to eat, Wei Zhihe could say whatever he wanted, and Gu Lin ordered whatever food fell under his gaze, and he was not very polite to Wei Jinlin, he felt that with Wei Jinlin's temperament, he would definitely not care about it. Wei Zhihe likes them all.

Hu Wen mainly focused on Gu Lin, Wei Jinlin of course could see that they were all good people.

He still couldn't see it, and it was useless to live for so many years. Similarly, he also knew that Gu Lin and Hu Wen were two great monsters.

I wondered if they knew the identities of their grandfather and grandson as demon hunters.

During the meal, Wei Jinlin drank some wine, and he opened up the chatterbox even though he was a talkative person, and told Gu Linhu Wen about Wei Zhihe's embarrassing things from elementary school to junior high school.

"You don't know, when he was six years old, he still cried not to go to school, hugging my thigh and crying every day."

Wei Zhihe: "..." He wanted to give a thumbs up to Grandpa's ability to distort the facts, if he wasn't talking about his own affairs.

When he was six years old, he only went to preschool class. He could often see the body of monsters since he was five years old. At that time, he was not very good at restraining his magic power. There was a little monster in the class. It was a mole Every time I see it, Xiao Wei Zhihe will be afraid and cry, and he is unwilling to go to school. He tells the teacher that the mole spirit is a monster, which makes the teacher call Wei Jinlin to school every day. I almost think that this child is bewitched .For this reason, little Wei Zhihe was brought home by Wei Jinlin, and he taught him the Taoism for a week. After Wei Zhihe went to school, he was no longer afraid of the mole spirit. Instead, he developed another desire for it, that is, he wanted to eat it. After that, the mole spirit wanted to run away when he saw him.

Wei Jinlin knew that when he taught his grandson the Fa, he led him to another path. He was very speechless, and even brought a few old friends to show him and let him change, but this was instinct, and no one could cure it.Later, Wei Jinlin's old friends also left one after another due to various reasons. Wei Zhihe's desire to eat monsters can only be let go. His grandson is destined to be different from others. The main reason is that he is tired, so let everything go.

Listening to Wei Jinlin's elated description, Gu Lin couldn't help laughing. He asked Wei Zhihe, "Is that so?"

"Of course not." Wei Zhihe emphasized to Gu Lin in a low voice, "Grandpa's words are too exaggerated. When I was young, several children liked to go to school."

"That's true." Gu Lin suddenly recalled the dusty past, "I don't like going to school either."

Wei Jinlin continued to talk about his embarrassing things to the neighbors, Gu Lin and Hu Wen imagined the small Wei Zhihe doing all kinds of funny things, and they were very happy.

When they met for the first time, both Gu Lin and Hu Wen had a very good impression of Wei Jinlin. If they rated it out of [-], they would give it [-]. The old man is so interesting. They have been overwhelmed by some things during this period, and it is rare for them to be able to relax. .

For this meal, Wei Jinlin is the one who treats the guests, and Wei Zhihe is the one who pays the bill.

When they came back, everyone prepared to take their belongings and leave.

But when they came out of the private room, they found that the lobby suddenly became chaotic, the guests screamed, and many people kept running out, shouting something.

"Dead man, dead man!"

"There is poison in the food, this shop cheats people, lose money! Lose money!"

"Two tables of people fell down!"

The box is on the second floor of the restaurant, Wei Zhihe and Gu Lin looked at each other: "It's too messy now, let's go in first and wait for a while."

Gu Lin nodded: "Okay."

Wei Jinlin patted Wei Zhihe's shoulder, what he meant, Wei Zhihe knew that there was a monster nearby.

But now they are facing two big monsters, Wei Zhihe and Wei Jinlin have no plans to make a move.

The four of them were like ordinary people, curious about what happened outside, but afraid of causing trouble, they temporarily hid in the box.

The acting skills are all online, and no one is dropped or caught by the other party.

After they sat in the box for 5 minutes, the police station next door sent a wave of policemen to suppress the rioting guests. At the same time, the ambulance also drove over, and all the guests who fell at the dining table were carried into the car and taken to the hospital. .

After the turmoil in the Yunnan restaurant ended, the four of Wei Zhihe left. They had already paid the bill, and they all held the mood of watching the excitement and did not propose to leave early. Now that the matter is over, there is no excuse for staying.

Before leaving, Wei Jinlin casually asked the manager of the restaurant who was going to clean up the mess.

"What happened just now?"

The manager of the restaurant was sweating profusely, and a bean sprout was still stained on his clothes: "It's nothing, but a guest suddenly passed out, and his companion made a fuss. Four, walk slowly, welcome to come next time." The restaurant manager does not want things to happen. Make a fuss, just give Wei Jinlin an explanation.

The four of them looked at each other, pretending they didn't know anything, and then walked back.

When parting, Gu Lin also reminded Wei Zhihe: "It's not very safe outside during the period before the Chinese New Year, try to stay at home."

"Okay." Wei Zhihe said.

Then the four of them went back to their respective homes.

Wei Jinlin hasn't come out of the mountain for many years, and he leaves it to Wei Zhihe to deal with monsters.

After returning to the house, Wei Jinlin and Wei Zhihe mentioned what happened in the store just now: "That Yunnan restaurant looks a little strange, there was a demonic aura just now, I suspect it was the work of a demon."

"Do you need us to take action?" Wei Zhihe asked while making tea.

"It's you, not me. I'm a weak old man. I can't do this kind of thing." Wei Jinlin said, leaning on the sofa.

Other elderly people like wooden sofas and wooden chairs, but Wei Jinlin does the opposite. He likes modern sofas, the more fashionable the better.

"You're so weak." Wei Zhihe twitched the corners of his lips, "Other old people don't want to admit that they are old."

"Then you also know that it is someone else's family. Our Wei family is different, and we follow an unusual path."

"I may still be able to take action on the matter of the Yunnan restaurant for the time being, but Gu Lin has already begun to suspect that I am a monster catcher." Wei Zhihe said with a serious face.

Wei Jinlin's sense of smell is so vicious: "Could it be that you ate something from others? Otherwise, how could you be suspected."

"Grandpa, you know that sometimes, I can't control it." Wei Zhihe pointed to his stomach.

Wei Jinlin sighed: "I came here this time to see if there is a better way to help you suppress it."

"Don't waste your energy, I've gotten used to it over the years." After Wei Zhihe prepared the tea, melon seeds and fruit plate, he sat cross-legged on the sofa opposite Wei Jinlin, and the grandfather and grandson began to chat.

"How can I do that? You will get married and have children in the future, otherwise you will lose a lot of fun in life." Wei Jinlin said again, "Look at me, having sons, daughters, and grandchildren, how nice it is."

"But when my dad died, you must have cried like an idiot. White-haired people give black-haired people."

"Damn child, can you talk! It must be your uncle talking to you again."

"Don't blame my uncle for everything, I guessed it." Wei Zhihe said, "Why don't you always tell me how they died."

"What's the use of telling you, people are gone, so many years have passed." Wei Jinlin waved his hand, picked up a small porcelain plate and started cracking melon seeds, which was his favorite caramel flavor.

"But I want to know the truth." Wei Zhihe ate a melon seed.

"One day you will know, I will not tell you for the time being." Wei Jinlin said.

"Is your temporary period 20 years?" Wei Zhihe sneered, "Grandpa, you always lie to me."

"Maybe it will be longer than this?" Wei Jinlin didn't care about his grandson's abnormal expression from time to time. After so many years, he was used to it. He reckoned that it was influenced by that thing.

It's not that he doesn't want to tell Wei Zhihe the truth about the death of his parents, but that he himself doesn't know much about it.

"Anyway, now is not the time for you to know."

Wei Zhihe didn't continue to dwell on this topic anymore, and instead brought up Wei Jinfan: "When will you tell my uncle that you have arrived?"

"What's the rush? In another week, maybe I will go out with my friends for a few days, and his uncle will definitely delay me."

"Oh. There's nothing going on at home."

"What could be the matter, that is, those little friends of yours are always running over to harass me."

Wei Jinlin refers to the monsters in the mountains, they also grew up watching Wei Zhihe, and of course they miss him very much after leaving suddenly for so long.

"You didn't tell them my phone number?"

"Those backward guys don't know how to use mobile phones, but I let them record videos one by one. You open an airdrop and I will send it to you."

"Ah."

Wei Jinlin was also very emotional. His grandson didn't have many friends, but he knew a lot of monsters.In the store that was just handed over to him not long ago, there is now a turtle demon and an unknown pot of grass, and he doesn't know what to say to his grandson.

Hanging with monsters all day long, wouldn't it be good to make more human friends?

Of course Wei Zhihe didn't know what his grandfather was worried about, and Wei Jinlin felt that he was comforting himself by mentioning to him that his relationship with his classmates was not bad.

The grandfather and grandson met for the first time after half a year, and they washed up and went to bed after eating the melon seeds on the table.

The next day will come soon.

Hu Wen and Gu Lin went out to run errands the night before, Wei Zhihe and Wei Jinlin ate breakfast bought outside, and Wei Jinlin lamented the good fortune of his grandson and monsters giving him breakfast.

Wei Jinlin put his hands on his chin and said, "Why didn't I?"

Wei Zhihe replied unceremoniously: "Because you have a murderous spirit."

In the morning, Wei Jinlin, who had promised to go eat all the online celebrity shops with Wei Zhihe, drove out in Wei Zhihe's new car early in the morning, leaving him alone in the shop to look after the shop, it was really uncomfortable.

I don't know that he is an old man who hides from the world, how can he have so many things, and he doesn't come home all day long.

Wei Zhihe was still a little concerned about what happened in the Yunnan restaurant last night. During his boredom, he searched for news on the Internet, but there was no report about the incident. It should have been deleted by the relevant department. Some of the guests who fell down last night Dead, and it is estimated that not only one or two died.

Wei Zhihe was convinced that his guess was correct.

At noon, Wei Zhihe went to the balcony to pick up an item, and saw Gu Linzheng and a lady standing on the balcony intimately chatting through the glass window.I have lived here for more than half a year, and I have never seen him so close to any lady.

This is his old friend?

After all, Wei Zhihe doesn't like to gossip about other people's privacy like his roommate, he finds the small things he wants and goes downstairs.

At this time, Gu Lin and Chen Li were discussing how to find the guy who released the evil demon. If this continues, there is no way. They must eliminate it before humans find it.

"Mr. Gu, all the people I send out here are small search professionals, so it won't waste time."

"Finding its lair is the most important thing. How did he release so many demons at once?"

"We will investigate with all our strength."

"Are you going to Wang's house in the afternoon?"

"Yes, things in his family are rather weird."

"Go, communicate in time if there is anything."

Before leaving, Chen Li couldn't help but glanced at the opposite yard. In the past, Mr. Gu liked to chat about things in the study room. Why did he come to the balcony this time? It was freezing and he had to adjust the temperature by himself.

Just sold a small item, found a new one and just filled it up.

Not long after he sat down, he saw an acquaintance walk into his shop.

"Wei Zhihe, long time no see."

"What did you come here for?"

It was Zhou Bingyu who came, and Wei Zhihe looked at him sideways, not intending to stand up to greet him.

"Looking for you."

"Why are you so idle? Don't you want to take the postgraduate entrance examination?" Wei Zhihe had heard Zhou Bingyu talk about being a graduate student at the Taoist Academy before.

"The exam is over, now we are waiting for the notification." Zhou Bingyu began to look at his store as soon as he came in, "Hey, your store is really good, I like it right away."

"How was the exam?" Wei Zhihe asked him off guard, "My store is okay, but it doesn't sell."

Zhou Bingyu was considering whether he should answer the previous question or choose to answer the latter sentence. He regretted: "I am so smart, of course I did well in the exam, but the score has not yet come out."

"Oh." Wei Zhihe replied coldly.

Zhou Bingyu wanted to talk to him about the process of taking the postgraduate entrance examination in detail, but Wei Zhihe didn't ask.

"It's not the point of my postgraduate entrance examination. Is there any time to take up a job recently?"

"What live?"

"A strange thing happened to a rich businessman's family. They want to find me, but I have other things that I can't get out of. I want to entrust you to help me out."

"It's because you can't handle it by yourself." Wei Zhihe pointed it out.

Zhou Bingyu's face became hot, and he said: "How is it possible, I am the 230th generation disciple of the Qianyuan Sect, there will be strange things that I can't handle?" Do you know what it means to see through but not tell through?

Wei Zhihe didn't bother with him either: "Tell me, what's the matter." Taking Zhou Bingyu to the reception room, "I have to find out before deciding whether to pick it up or not."

I ran for nothing a few days ago, and what I caught was a little demon without a demon bead, which was very boring.

"Success, I will tell you in detail what I have learned now." When it comes to business, Zhou Bingyu is no longer a joking face, with a rare serious expression, "The thing is like this, the family who entrusted me is surnamed Wang. A local wealthy businessman, the problem is not him, but his son and daughter. They always get up in the middle of the night to find food in the refrigerator. At first, they thought they were suffering from sleepwalking, and went to the hospital to find a doctor. Who knows later It's getting worse and worse. Not only will they want to eat at night, but they will also look for it during the day. If there is nothing to eat, they will gnaw on the arms of the people around them. Although they did not cause any harm to others, the two brothers and sisters basically dare not let them out now. So far, I haven’t been to school for a week. I’ve tried several Taoist priests but they couldn’t solve it, and then they recommended me to Wang’s family. I went to check on the two children, and they didn’t seem to be cursed, nor There is no bewitching, just inexplicable insanity."

"I also checked to see if they were possessed by monsters, but there was no such thing as this."

Wei Zhihe nodded: "I'll walk with you in the afternoon."

"Great, then I will say you are my senior brother."

"I don't have a junior like you."

Zhou Bingyu who was rejected: "..." What's wrong with him!

"The way is too shallow." Wei Zhihe answered the question in his heart.

After knowing the general situation, Wei Zhihe went out with Zhou Bingyu, who was furious like a puffer fish.

Of course he is "obliged" to catch monsters.