I Have a “System” Halo

On this day, the Mofan community had a power outage, and they didn't play games all day, so they still had takeaway for lunch.Quan Nieyan was bored when Mo Fan wasn't playing the game, holding a mobile phone and only focusing on chatting with Mo Fan.

When the call came in at night, Mo Fan immediately started the game, but received a message from the gang members asking him.

After careful questioning, I found out that Shuang Nong followed a varsity equipment book, and the equipment was hacked, and the one who hacked his equipment was his roommate who was drunk and lying on the knees of a beautiful woman.

[Guild] Shuang Nong: The joke is on, can you explain it?

[Guild] A little bit: Don't act recklessly just because someone is covering you

[Guild] Flying Flowers: The matter of "A Minotaur in the Rain" has nothing to do with the vice gang, right?

[Guild] A little bit: Why is it okay?Isn't it the drunk wife lying on the lap of a beautiful woman?

【Guild】Flying Flowers: Even so, if your husband/wife is hostile, will you be considered 007?

[Guild] A little bit: Don't make trouble with your trumpet, who doesn't know that you hang out with those two people every day

[Guild] Charming Eyes: We're just telling the truth

[Guild] Shuang Nong: Don’t argue with Xiaoyan because of me, I just want to ask a question, nothing else

[Association] A little bit: That's right, Sister Shuang Nong just asked, the reaction was so big, who knows if it's a guilty conscience

【Guild】Flying Flowers: Why am I guilty?

[Guild] A little bit: You are in the same gang as "A Mino of Misty Rain", don't forget which gang you belong to

[Guild] Charming Eyes: Are we begging to join this guild?It's not that you squatted in Xinshou Village to hook us up.If it wasn't for the deputy, I wouldn't want to stay here

[Guild] A little bit: You speak so grandly, everyone knows that the sub-guild is impossible to leave

[Guild] Flying Flowers: Why doesn't the deputy gang leave?You said that the vice gang is a member of "Smoke and Rain", so why do you stay in this gang?

Seeing that the situation was getting worse, Dubu Tianxia came out to speak.

[Guild] Domineering in the World: Stop arguing, and say with a smile that they are members of our gang, not from "A Cloud of Misty Rain", please calm down a little bit

[Guild] Domineering in the world: Don't listen to the wind and rain, you two trumpets, just ask a question, it's like arguing

[Guild] With a smile: What's wrong?

[Guild] Domineering in the world: Shuang Nong has something to ask you, she doesn't have your friends, so she asked in the guild, but others misunderstood

no friends?His private messages are not closed all year round, so can't he ask alone, and must get the guild to talk?What is it if it is not to stir up disputes?

[Guild] Shuang Nong: Today I mixed with the wild team and produced nurse equipment, but the other party didn't give it to me, but took it myself.If I didn't know him, I definitely wouldn't give up like this, but I saw that the person was known by the assistant gang, so I didn't say anything, I wanted to wait for the assistant gang to come up and ask

[Guild] With a smile: Who is the captain?

[Guild] Shuang Nong: Drunk and Happy

Mo Fan doesn't think that Zui Xiaoyao is someone who knows how to equip black people, unless before the dungeon, a team of people didn't agree on the equipment at all.

[Guild] With a smile: Did you talk about equipment distribution before entering the book?

[Guild] Shuang Nong: The vice gang suspects that I'm a liar?

Mo Fan narrowed his eyes.If you don't answer your own question directly, you will be guilty.

[Guild] Unique in the world: She said with a smile, Shuang Nong is not that kind of person, her equipment is all finished products, it is impossible to argue with others over a piece of equipment

Dubu Tianxia directly put the responsibility on Zui Xiaoyao.

[Guild] With a smile: Zui Xiaoyao's equipment is better than Shuang Nong's, which one is better?

The two didn't speak, and the flowers fluttered and said,

【Guild】Flying Flowers: Of course it’s drunk and happy

[Guild] Fascinating Eyes: Drunk Happy God has better equipment than Shuang Nong, why do you need Hei Shuang Nong's equipment?Moreover, the Shuang Nong equipment is ready, is there any top-quality equipment in the dungeon?

[Guild] Domineering in the world: You said with a smile, you were not like this before

[Guild] With a smile: Then what was I like before?

The world alone is speechless.What was it like before?Obey everything?Never fight for reason?Only pay and don't need anything in return?

Even the most selfless person will not give forever without getting something in return.

[Guild] Luanhuafeiwu: It's good to be a gangster, but it won't be a disadvantage.Could it be that the leader of the gang asked the assistant gang to follow him in everything?

Since Luanhua Feiwu dared to openly challenge Shuang Nong, she was ready to leave the gang, and she didn't care if she would be kicked out of the gang if she talked to Dubu Tianxia like this.

Dubu Tianxia frowned.A trumpet dares to talk to him like that, what is the majesty of his gang leader?

However, he would not do such a shameful thing as kicking someone.But if he doesn't do it, it doesn't mean others won't do it.

[Guild] Luanhua Feiwu was kicked out of the guild little by little.

[Guild] A little bit: Why do such gangsters come here?I can't even respect the leader of the gang, eat inside and outside

[Guild] Unrivaled in the world: A little bit, there is no reason to kick gang members, this is what I taught you?

Stand alone in the world with righteous words.

[Guild] A little bit: but

【Guild】Unrivaled in the world: Go and add back Chaohua Feiwu

[Guild] Charming Eyes: No need, she won't come back even if I beg her, goodbye!

[Guild] The player Charming Eye left the guild voluntarily.

Dubu Tianxia glanced at the private dialogue with a little bit, and curled the corners of his mouth in satisfaction.

Just because he can't do it doesn't mean others can't.

The only two guild members who defended Mo Fan left the guild, laughing that they were helpless.

[Guild] Shuang Nong: With a smile, you are familiar with Zui Xiaoyao, why don't you go and ask?I don't have to return the equipment, I just want to know why the other party would do this

If Mo Fan really asked, even if he didn't care about Zuiwo's face, there would definitely be a gap.

Zui Xiaoyao is rich, but a player who thinks he is a good friend asks him if he has hacked other people's equipment, even his self-esteem does not allow him not to care about Mo Fan.

【Association】Smile: I believe he is not that kind of person

[Guild] Shuang Nong: Are you saying that I am that kind of person?

[Guild] Unique in the world: laughing words are just a word of effort, so don't worry about it

At this time, a private chat message was sent.

【Friend】Flying Flowers: Assistant, why do you still stay in "The King's Landing", that group of people use you as a babysitter

[Friend] Flying Flowers: The Drunk God is obviously much better than the world alone.Although I entered the game late, I have also heard about the things between you. If Dubu Tianxia really likes you, will he hold you back for so long?

【Friend】Huanhuafeiwu: Assistant, I’m a nice person, don’t argue with them, they will only make progress

[Friend] said with a smile: I'm sorry, I have troubled you.Let me let Zuiwo join you

[Friend] Luanhuafeiwu: No, we want to hang out with the vice gang

[Friend] said with a smile: Is there a difference between mixing with me and being drunk?

[Friend] Chaohuafeiwu: Hee hee, no, no, Zuiwo is the vice gang, and the vice gang is Zuiwo, I understand

Mo Fan blushed.

[Friend] said with a smile: I didn't mean that

【Friend】Flying Flowers: You know, you know, assistant, don’t think about it

[Friend] said with a smile: ...

[Friend] Luanhuafeiwu: By the way, deputy, let me ask you quietly, do you like to be alone in the world?

[Friend] said with a smile: I don’t like it

【Friend】Flying Flowers: Then do you like drunk masters?

[Friend] said with a smile: ...

[Friend] Luanhuafeiwu: Got it, got it, I'll go find Master Zuiwo to join us, and I'll tell you what you said, Master Zuiwo will definitely not refuse

Mo Fan: ...

[Guild] Unique in the world: A joke?

【Association】Smile: I don’t want to care about this matter

[Guild] A little bit: Heh, to put it bluntly, I'm not worried that I won't be able to hug my thigh

[Guild] With a smile: If I remember correctly, a little bit, you joined the gang later than me, right?

[Guild] A little bit: so what?I have contributed a lot to the gang

A little bit is a RMB player, donating money to the gang from time to time.

[Guild] With a smile: Really?

If the gang members don't say anything, it doesn't mean that there is a problem with their cognition.To say who contributed the most to the guild is no doubt a joke.

Whether it was the forging equipment and medicine provided by Xiaoyan for free during the initial development, or later with the development of the gang, he diligently took the trumpet every day.They laughed at him as "stupid", but at the same time they knew that the current growth of the gang is inseparable from the contribution of Xiaoyan.

Now a little bit about his contribution to the gang, in the eyes of Xiao Yan, the other party may not be worth a fraction of him, right?

Just the payment of money, how can it be compared with the continuous investment of energy and effort?

Dubu Tianxia just wanted to use this to make Xiaoyan sever ties with Zuiwo, but a little reaction made things develop beyond his expectations.

He can't blame a little bit, but he can't say something wrong with a joke.

I don't know when, Xiaoyan suddenly got out of his control, making him worry about gains and losses.Even if this gain or loss is only related to the gang

[Friend] Drunk lying on the lap of a beautiful woman: What happened to your gang?

【Friend】Smile: It’s all right

[Guild] Players joked that they would leave the guild voluntarily

[Friend] said with a smile: Do you want to take in a homeless little nanny?

[Friend] Drunk lying on the lap of a beautiful woman: What is it to take in?I'm willing to take care of you

[Friend] said with a smile: ...

System: The player Drunken Sleeping Beauty invites you to join the guild.

System: You agree to the other party's invitation.

[Friend] Stand alone in the world: A joke?

[Friend] Domineering in the world: Why did you quit the help?A little bit he can't speak his mind, I already told him, you come back

[Friend] Unique in the world: You have paid for this gang from the very beginning, are you willing to give up like this?

Dubu Tianxia is very good at talking, he didn't talk about the gang's fame and strength, but wanted to tie the other party with a joke about what he had done.

[Friend] said with a smile: I didn’t quit the gang because of this

[Friend] said with a smile: In the past, I would not work hard for the gang, but now, there are no people worthy of my dedication

[Friend] Stand alone in the world: A joke?You... what I said last time was true.I like you, that's why I want to marry you.Shuang Nong just joined the gang, so I took care of her a little more, nothing else

[Friend] said with a smile: Oh, if I said I was a man, would you still marry me?

The news of Dubu Tianxia has not come back for a long time.

[World] A little bit: I laughed and said that you are a monster, hooked up with our gang leader, if the gang leader rejected you, you would betray the gang, your conscience was eaten by a dog?

[World] Foerfa: I'm going, is this world fantasy?Jokingly saying she is a shemale?

[World] The last is: I shed a bitter tear for the drunk

[World] Daqiao: Drunk God, pure and cute girl is here, love it quickly, definitely not a shemale

……

Mo Fan had just finished talking to Dubu Tianxia, ​​and he sent the world a little bit. It is obvious who told the news about Mo Fan's ladyboy.

Dubu Tianxia is a straight man and a chauvinist, at first he heard that the girl he has always liked is a shemale, and he even had the idea of ​​marrying her, he felt like a stick in his throat, and was successfully disgusted.

What advanced life skills?Professional businessman?No matter how high the value is, it can't match the disgusting feeling of being liked by a gay.

[Guild] Foo Wofan: What's going on in the world?

[Guild] Buying a ticket is the result of gang fights: welcome the god's daughter-in-law to join the gang~ Is it a man with a smile?

[Guild] Charming Eyes: Have you eaten candy?

[Guild] Flying Flowers: Welcome the vice gang to escape from the sea of ​​suffering~ Wow, thinking about it this way, it’s so cute~

【Guild】Drunk Happy: Horrible Creatures

[Guild] Drunk lying on the lap of a beautiful woman: Are you a daughter-in-law~

Bangzhong: ...

Who is this cute guy? !Don't say it's their elders!

【Guild】Smile:...

[World] Zui Xiaoyao: It's all gone, our third son and his wife are in a good relationship

[World] Liang Liang: Isn't she a shemale with a smile?

【World】Heartbeat: All the great gods have come out to refute the rumors

[World] A little bit: Xiaoyan, do you think it is useful for you to ask others to clarify for you?I still have your chat history

【World】Waste: What's the situation?

[World] Drunk lying on the lap of a beautiful woman: She said with a smile that she is my daughter-in-law, and this will not change because of anything

[World] Stand alone in the world: Drunk lying down, I didn't expect you to be a dead gay

This time, the world completely exploded.

Dubu Tianxia came out and said it himself, and Zuiwo didn't deny it, so could it be that he was really a man?And they are a couple with Zuiwo?

【World】Smile: I am a man

The world was quiet for a moment, then rolled even more crazily.

[World] Drunk lying on the lap of a beautiful woman: Daughter-in-law, for the sake of being a man, are you willing to take care of me?

Originally, there were still players in the world who had a sudden whim, maybe the drunk lying beauty's lap was a monster account, who knows...

【World】Smile:...

[Team] Drunk Sleeping Beauty: Trade

[Team] With a smile: What is this?

[Team] Drunken Lying Beauty's Knee: Equipment.When I let the boss, the second, and the fourth type the books, I will keep the ones that suit you

Thinking of what Shuang Nong said, Mo Fan immediately guessed the whole story.

[Team] With a smile: Drunk and happy?

[Team] Drunk Lying Beauty: Yes, how do you know, he told you?

【Team】Smile: No

Mo Fan briefly described the matter.

[Team] Drunk Lying Beauty's Knee: When the boss formed the field team, he said in advance that he doesn't want his own professional equipment, as long as he is a doctor, they have the face to confront you?

【Team】Smile: It’s all over

[Team] Drunk Lying on Beauty's Knee: There is a saying that Huahuafeiwu said very well

[Team] With a smile:?

[Team] Drunk Lying on Beauty's Knee: Out of the Sea of ​​Misery

[Team] With a smile: ...