Outlaw, I cannot regenerate [Transmigration Book]

Three men stood in a circle around the two-piece skirt on the table. None of them wanted to wear it, but judging by their appearance, one had wrinkled skin like old tree bark, and the other was as strong as Kista's back then. The only one suitable for wearing women's clothes was Only the slender Qiu Yan was left.

Qiu Yan had previously acted in a spy war drama with the theme of the Republic of China. In one scene, he played the leading role in women's clothing to obtain information. After changing into a cheongsam, the actresses in the same group expressed that he was there, and even the heroine was overshadowed. up.On the day the episode aired, discussions about his women's clothing styles were even trending.However, no matter how good-looking he looks, no man would want to dress like this!

After roaring from the bottom of his heart, Qiu Yan felt a few gazes on him, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly: "Why do you always look at me, do I look so motherly?"

Neo thought for a while, then lifted his clothes to reveal his abdominal muscles: "Do you have any?"

"..." Qiu Yan thought to himself that the young master has been losing weight for filming this bad drama, and his muscles have long since disappeared!

De Qi: "Can the two of you know how to change?"

Neo shook his head: "I can only transform back into a demon body."

Qiu Yan: "I can only become a rabbit."

De Qi saw Qiu Yan's reluctance, and gave a more convincing reason: "It's not convenient for me to come forward as an old man, and I don't know how to change skills. Although your son has spent most of these years at the border, But he is a prince after all, and he often attends court banquets, even if he is disguised, he is easily recognized, you are different, not many people have seen you like this."

What he said is also reasonable, not to mention that he is now Neo's mother, and he must not let the child laugh and sell meat. Qiu Yan gritted his teeth and picked up the skirt, but his face was drawn into a bitter gourd: "Are you sure that someone will be caught if I dress like this?" Take the bait?"

De Qi lifted his birthday eyebrows, stared at Qiu Yan's face carefully with a pair of cloudy old eyes, and finally came to a conclusion: "To be honest, you are not as good-looking as a traitor in two lifetimes."

Qiu Yan had to admit that Huey's appearance was impeccable, and even a straight man like himself was moved when he first saw him.

Neo also looked at the "new skin" on his mother, pinched his chin and commented: "You are not in the same style as before. You used to be tall and mighty, and you don't look like a subordinate at all. If you didn't see you give birth to Xi Er, I doubt that you let the king conceive me and Eli."

Recalling the experience of giving birth in the dream, Qiu Yan can still break out in a cold sweat.Neo noticed that Qiu Yan was in a bad mood, and quickly changed the subject: "But I personally think that your current appearance is more likable."

Qiu Yan: "..."

De Qi: "It's not that you really want to go to bed with the patron, you just need to be responsible for finding out where the pass is stored, and finding a way to distract the caretaker, and your son can return to his original shape and steal the things."

Neo: "Do you want to steal it?"

De Qi: "Then you pay for it, or ask your mother to sacrifice it, you choose."

Neo: "Can't I steal it?"

The architecture of Whale Country has a Mediterranean style. Most of the houses are pure white with blue patterns. They are simple and bright. They look clean and pleasing to the eye. Even on the seabed, there are urban layouts that are not inferior to those on land. There are all kinds of complete public facilities.Because there are all kinds of people coming and going, and most of the monsters are marine creatures, with different sizes. In order to maintain the order of the city, there are special guides to direct the traffic. There are structures on the outer layer of the city to prevent large marine animals from entering and destroying buildings. boundary.

As one of the favorite places for rich people to patronize, the building of the auction house is naturally built with a lot of money. The patterns on the walls of other houses are painted with paint. The patterns here are inlaid with gemstones of various colors, even the handrails on the doors and windows. All made of pearls.

It is said that the Lion Kingdom is the richest man in the demon world, but in fact the Whale Kingdom is no different.

At the entrance of the auction house, the doorman checked the invitation cards of the guests one by one. In order to ensure the order in the auction house, those who were not invited were not allowed to let go.Right now, a stranger came, wearing a light blue lace tube top, wrapped in a velvet shawl, the hem of the floor-length dress reached her thighs, her black and soft hair hung on her shoulders, her eyebrows were like willow leaves, and her eyes were like dots. Qi, even though the lower half of the face is covered by a veil, one can imagine that it is a beautiful face.

No matter how beautiful a person is, he has to be checked, but the doorman stopped him politely: "Good evening, beautiful lady."

The doorman spread his palms towards him, Qiu Yan understood that this was an invitation, but he couldn't conjure something that didn't exist.

"Miss?" Seeing that the visitor was silent, the doorman reminded again, "I'm sorry miss, if you can't show the invitation card, you can't enter the auction house."

Pretending to be stupid is definitely not enough to fool you, so you have to use some special means. Qiu Yan pretended to dig out his pockets, and withdrew his toes, pretending to stumble and step on the ground, and fell from the three steps to the ground.

When he landed on the ground, his calf supported it hard, which was equivalent to landing after a buffer, and he was not really hurt, but if the scene is to be performed realistically, he has to do a full set. He blinked a few times, and took out the crying scene. The spirit forced out tears.

The doorman didn't expect that the big guy in women's clothing in front of him was a professional actor. He was instantly frightened by the impeccable flop, and hurried down the steps to check the situation: "Miss, are you okay? Let me help you up?"

Qiu Yan pressed her ankle, pretending to be Sister Lin: "Well, it hurts, it must be a sprain."

"There is a clinic two blocks away. I'll find someone to take you there." The doorman turned around and was about to call for someone, but before he could go, Qiu Yan grabbed him.

I really didn't reveal my secrets when I went to the clinic! "No, no, I'm still waiting for someone. It's easy to get lost when I go to the clinic now."

Doorman: "Who is Miss waiting for? I can let you know."

According to De Qi, there is a killer whale demon who runs a fishing ground in the Whale Country and is very famous. Even the nobles respect him three-pointed.Originally, Qiu Yan didn't want to impersonate her, but the situation forced her to pass one level first: "I'm waiting for Chilavel."

The doorman looked surprised: "Are you sure?"

Qiu Yan said firmly: "Of course."

The doorman looked up at the man who had just walked behind Qiu Yan: "Mr. Chilawell, good evening."

What?The Lord is here? !Qiu Yan turned his neck slowly, and saw a man who was at least [-] meters tall. There was a scar on his left eyelid, and his skin was darker than Perot. His shark teeth were sharp and sharp, and he could bite a person's neck with a little force. broken.Looking at each other, Qiu Yan was about to break out in a cold sweat.

There was some doubt in Chilavel's eyes, apparently he heard the conversation he had just had with the doorman.It's over, the female companion who pretended to be someone else was spotted on the spot, not only couldn't enter the auction house, but also might reveal her identity if she did it. This would just give Jinguo a reason to jointly crusade against Weasel.

No, I have to find a chance to escape!

Qiu Yan lowered her head to avoid his gaze: "The sprain hurts more than before, I'd better go to the clinic first."

Qiu Yan propped herself up on the ground to get up, but Chilavel squatted down and raised Qiu Yan's chin.

He won't crush my head, will he? !Qiu Yan stiffened his neck and didn't dare to move, but he was nervous, and the artificial tear gas didn't stop. Big teardrops fell from the corners of his eyes, which made me feel sorry for him.

Chilavel's hand was as big as a cattail fan, but when holding Qiu Yan's face, he deliberately relaxed his strength and said: "My baby, why are you so careless, let me see if the injury is serious."

Um?my darling?Is he cooperating with his acting?Qiu Yan reacted quickly on the spot, pretending to inadvertently lift up her skirt, revealing her white thighs, and said coquettishly, "It hurts so much, I can't even walk."

Chilawel looked at Qiu Yan's sprain, which was not serious, and put his hand on his ankle, the green light flickered, and a sense of coolness hit him, very comfortable, like a healing spell.

Qiu Yan knew that this impromptu performance was not clever enough to fascinate the other party, why didn't Chilavel expose his tricks?

Before Qiu Yan could understand all this, one big hand was already wrapped around his waist, and the other hand passed through the knee, holding him on his arm like a child.

Chilavel said softly: "Honey, hold my neck and be careful not to fall."

Qiu Yan likes Huey, but that doesn't mean he can accept other people of the same sex. Looking at this fierce-looking man who is stronger than the lion king, he really can't do anything, but who can't afford a pass? Poverty makes people tolerate it. .Qiu Yan kept making psychological hints "I'm an actor, I'm an actor, to save money, to save money", and after a long time of mental construction, he obediently put his arms around Chilavel's neck.

This time the doorman didn't check Qiuyan's invitation again, and just let it go.The rules are indeed for the powerless.

Chilavel has a high status in the circle. People who come and go in the auction house will stop to greet him whenever they see him. He is also very polite and will nod in response.

Qiu Yan sat on his shoulders like a cable car, watching people with strange shapes and different heights pass by, like walking into a seafood market, especially when she saw a pair of pliers hands and a maroon hard shell. When the crayfish was a monster, Qiu Yan was hungry. He had never seen such a big crayfish. If this was made into a small size, tsk tsk.

I don’t know if the brain waves were received by the crayfish. He was chatting and laughing with other guests a moment ago, but he turned his head the next second and saw Chilavel coming. He quickly walked over and took off his hat respectfully. : "Mr. Chilawell, I didn't expect you to come here. It really makes the humble house shine."

Chilavel laughed and said: "The president is too famous. Is there anything interesting to auction today?"

The president took out a booklet from his pocket and handed it with both hands: "As always, it is a treasure, oh yes, today His Royal Highness sent someone to send a few passes, which will be auctioned at the finale."

Qiu Yan's eyes brightened. It seems that De Qi's intelligence work is not bad. If it goes well, he will be able to get the pass today.

They exchanged a few pleasantries, and the president looked at Qiu Yan: "Is this lady your companion tonight?"

Chilavel took the pamphlet and handed it to Qiu Yan, then asked the president the question: "What do you think?"

The president was stunned for two seconds, with a meaningful smile on his face, without asking any more questions, he graciously led the two of them to the best seats in the middle.

Seeing his strange reaction, Qiu Yan guessed that the owner of the fishing ground was usually like the national husband, changing his girlfriend frequently, but he didn't take it seriously.

Chilavel put Qiu Yan on the seat next to him, stared at the pocket watch and remained silent. Qiu Yan felt that he should say something to relieve the embarrassment, but he couldn't think of a particularly suitable topic: "Thank you for taking me in, if you If I can repay you, just mention it." After he finished speaking, he suddenly realized that these words seemed to imply something indescribable, and in addition, he was dressed like an exhibitionist, which could easily cause misunderstandings.

Chilavel leaned on the back of the chair, propped his forehead with one hand, and looked at Qiuyan with a half-smile: "What can you repay me?"

Just got out of the Lion King's bed, Qiu Yan didn't want to be done as he pleases, so he said to him from left to right: "I can do all kinds of housework, talent show and so on."

Chilavel: "It turns out that you sneaked into the auction house to show off."

"Ahahaha, Mr. is so humorous." Qiu Yan raised his orchid finger to cover his face and laughed dryly.

Not long after, the whole house of seafood was seated, and the president walked up to the stage to deliver a speech.

Qiu Yan didn't care to listen to the cold jokes of the president's lively atmosphere. His attention was on the background. He had read the order of the auction items in the brochure before, and calculated according to the speed of the process. It would be a while before the pass marked "No. 15" appeared. There must be an hour, and this time can be used to give Neo a tip-Dutch handed them a pair of shells that are similar in function to the conch whistle but do not make a sound, allowing the two to communicate with each other.

Qiu Yan left the meeting on the pretext of going to the bathroom, and sneaked to the backstage. There were two bodyguards there, and all the auction items were kept in safes. Sure enough, one person had to attract attention to get a chance to make a move. The trick of disguise was not in vain. use.

The bodyguard saw someone breaking into the backstage, and hurried forward to stop him: "Miss, this is the storage room, not where you should come."

Qiu Yan covered her cheeks with her hands in surprise: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I was looking for the bathroom, but I went to the wrong place."

Bodyguard: "Go out and go to the right, you will be there in 2 minutes."

Qiu Yan's big eyes blinked, and she looked pitiful: "My foot was sprained, and I walked here with great difficulty. I really have no strength. Can I trouble you to take me there? Please."

The bodyguard looked embarrassed: "Here, we still have to look at the safe, it's not convenient, miss."

Qiu Yan continued to pretend to be pitiful, and staggered straight to the nearest safe with "No. 15" on it, and slipped a small note with musk in the crevice of the safe: "Well, I hope you don't mind I'll take a rest here before leaving."

All the people who could attend the auction were prominent figures, and none of the bodyguards knew Qiu Yan's origin, so they had to carry him to the bathroom one by one on the left and one on the right, so that there would be no one in the room.

Before the action, Qiu Yan knocked on the shell twice to inform Neo that she was ready.Neo hid under the lady's pannier in the form of a weasel and sneaked into the backstage, found Qiuyan and left a mark, and easily opened the safe with the master key given by Deqi, and several gold leaf passports lay inside.

Neo took out a treasure bag, and was about to put it in, when his tail suddenly hurt, and then he was lifted upside down...