The whole world knows that I crossed

"I remember I told you the last time you came to see me, right?" Bawei clasped his hands, his expression indifferent, "Yuying hasn't been back for 20 years, even if he made any promises to you back then, that's the same. The matter between you two gods has nothing to do with me, the envoy of God."

"Don't be so indifferent, Bawei!" The young man in the sports coat crawled over and hugged Bawei's thigh, "We are friends, aren't we! Are you still human if you are a friend?"

"...＝＝＋" Bawei's forehead was throbbing with veins, "Did you forget that I am not human?"

Sports jacket youth: "..."

Bawei tore him off his body, flicked his hands (?) away, turned around, turned his back to each other, and opened the sliding door where Qiao Wenwen and the two ghost fire boys were hiding, ignoring the three faces that looked exactly the same With a cute smile, with eyes closed, he said coldly:

"In short, for your experience, please allow me to express my deep sympathy on behalf of Mikage. But you have also seen the current situation of Mikage Shrine. Mikage is not at home. As an envoy of God, I cannot make any major decisions on behalf of the shrine, so you just Please come back."

As he spoke, he was about to pull up the door and shut the young man in the sports coat behind him.

Unexpectedly, the latter suddenly swooped in mid-air, directly pounced on Bawei's back, and hugged him by the waist:

"Don't be so heartless QAQ"

Bawei: ………=＝＋＋＋

"Let go!" He shook the hand of the young man in the sports coat vigorously.

"Don't let go!" The latter clings tighter.

"open!"

"do not want!"

"..."

"..."

Qiao Wen watched a god and an envoy wrestle together in a shapeless ball under his nose, twitched the corners of his mouth, and joined Onikiri and Toru in a low voice:

"This... seems to have a good relationship with Ba Wei?"

"Well..." The two ghost fire boys didn't know how to answer him, they looked at each other, and said in unison: "It should be..."

Before he finished speaking, Bawei scolded angrily: "Over there! What are you talking nonsense in a low voice! Who has a good relationship with this kind of guy?!"

"Yes!" The two will-o'-the-wisp boys stood up straight reflexively, with cold sweat dripping from the faces of the two masks, Qiao Wen also stood up straight when he saw this, and looked at Ba Wei with a forced smile——

The latter was kicking a certain god in the face, while he was being held under the armpit by the other, unable to move...

"I think it's not convincing for you to say that you have a bad relationship with this...Ba Wei."

Qiao Wen smiled.

Ba Wei glared at him: "Shut up! If you have the time to watch the excitement, why not help me throw this guy's uniform out of the shrine!"

"Wow, it's a good one-on-one, Ba Wei, you still want to ask for foreign aid? Isn't it too much?!" Before Qiao Wen could speak, the youth in the sports coat who was wrestling with Bawei protested loudly.

Bawei kicked the other person's face vigorously, "What morals do you have with a person like you?"

"Whoah! What did you do to my handsome face, you bastard!"

"Handsome? I can only see two words on your face, do you want to know what it is?"

"Although I have a premonition that you will make me very angry if you say it, but I can't let you say it, right? Your expression tells me so!"

"Humph—you still have a little self-knowledge. Since you want to know so much, I will tell you kindly—'poor', did you hear me? Poor poor!"

"...As expected, it is unrealistic to expect to hear good things from you!"

"No, it is unrealistic to expect to hear good things about you from me, because you have nothing good to say."

"You poisonous tongue, arrogant and deadly fox!"

"It's not as good as you are mentally retarded and poor!"

"..."

The gods and envoys began to expose each other's weaknesses and fight with elementary school students again. You plucked my hair and I stomped on your face. Qiao Wen was dumbfounded when he saw it——

He had never seen Ba Wei so... uh... lively.

"Let's just say that Yato-sama and His Highness Bawei have a very good relationship~" Onikiri and Toru continued to whisper to him, "Mikage-sama just ran away from home... no, it was the years when he was away on business, Bawei Your Highness has always been in a bad mood, and it was Yato-sama who often came to play, which slowly made him happy."

So don't look at the lively pinching between the two of them at the moment, when this "meeting ceremony" that has almost become a routine passes, won't they still get along well.

There is nothing to worry about!

Qiao Wen read such a message from the faces of the ghost fire boys.

So he didn't speak anymore, and just shrank to one side with the two ghost fire boys, silently watching the epic (student) (student) battle (fight) between the two big guys.

Fortunately, the two bosses didn't make them wait too long. It was almost a blink of an eye. Before Qiao Wen could even react, he was already sitting in the reception room, eating snacks in silence, watching the two of them sitting by themselves as if nothing had happened. On the opposite side, talking about business in a very harmonious (?) manner while drinking tea and snacks...

...The style of painting changed too quickly, you two!

Qiao Wen swallowed a mouthful of snacks, and complained silently.

At this moment, Ba Wei suddenly pulled him to him, and while Qiao Wen was in a daze, he patted his shoulder vigorously, and said to the person sitting opposite:

"...It's him."

Qiao Wen: "...?"

what's the situation?what happened?

The young man in the sports coat scrutinized Qiao Wen for a while, and said with a deep expression, "...well."

Qiao Wen:? ? ?

hello?

Is there something wrong with you two?

Why is it "it's him"? Why is it "uh"?

When he, the client, didn't know, did you reach some ulterior PY deal? ? ?

"Hey...it hurts!" Qiao Wen cried out in pain, covering her head.

Bawei withdrew his hand that had hit him hard, without changing his face: "I don't know why you always feel like you are thinking about something that deserves a beating, but I couldn't help but really beat you up, I'm sorry~"

...I believe you ghost!

Qiao Wen turned his head and glared at him.

If you really felt the slightest bit of "sorry", your tone would not be so perfunctory.

It's better not to say the phrase "sorry"!

Ba Wei pretended not to be stared at by him.

"Although it's a bit late, let me introduce you." He sat upright, as if he really meant something serious, "This is Yatogami, an old acquaintance of Mikage and me. A god."

"...What does 'for now' mean 'for now'!" Yato protested.

Ba Wei ignored him, and continued to say to Qiao Wen: "Yatou does not have his own shrine, and is an unknown god who can only maintain his existence by constantly forming relationships with people."

Having said that, Bawei paused for a moment. Qiao Wen thought that he accidentally touched his friend's pain point, and wanted to say something to comfort him, but unexpectedly, Bawei grinned suddenly, revealing a wicked smile:

"So, in the future, if you encounter any troubles that are difficult to solve, you can call his name at any time - you only need to pay five yen, and you can use him as you like?"

Before Qiao Wen could say anything, Ye Dou moaned and protested: "What do you mean calling at will? I am a god anyway, how can I let people call at will?"

Ba Wei didn't make a sound, but silently took out a five-yuan coin from his pocket.

Yato's eyes lit up instantly!

He flicked the coin away with a "swish", and his expression immediately became enthusiastic like a face changing in a Sichuan opera:

"Thank you for your patronage! Here is the cheap, fast and reassuring delivery god Yato! I will solve your wish as soon as possible!"

"Excuse me, what are your orders?"

Qiao Wen: ...

Bawei: →_→

Yato: _(:з)∠)_

Qiao Wen watched Yato froze after completing this set of extremely smooth movements, and really couldn't bear to say anything more.

He just held back his smile and tugged on Ba Wei's sleeve in private, signaling that he was almost done, don't bully people too hard.

Ba Wei snorted and didn't say anything, but he didn't continue to make fun of Ye Dou, and turned serious and said:

"In short, although it doesn't look very reliable, it can be regarded as a god anyway, and sometimes it can still help a little."

Qiao Wen nodded as a teacher: "I know, if there is a need, I will ask him for help."

"Really?" Yato's eyes sparkled when he heard that, "Then it's settled? I'll wait for your call!"

As he spoke, he took out a business card with his name and phone number written on it, and enthusiastically handed it to Qiao Wen.

Qiao Wen: ...

Qiao Wen took the business card dumbfounded.

Ba Wei watched him accept the business card, a smile flashed in his eyes, and before Qiao Wen noticed it, he quickly restrained himself.

He snorted softly, "But this time he's not here to help."

On the contrary, Yato came here to ask for help.

"Didn't I tell you before that I have conquered a new artifact and met a half-demon?"

Yato took a sip of tea and sighed contentedly.

"Good tea! Sure enough, you are the one who enjoys it the most——"

"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and talk about business."

"Oh..." After being taught a lesson by Bawei, Yato was not angry—it could be seen that his relationship with Bawei was really good, "Anyway, for some reason, Hiyori—that half-demon girl , can be considered my friend now. This time, Hiyori is in trouble."

Next, from Yato's narration, Qiao Wenwen and Bawei learned that the half-demon girl named Iki Hiyori, who became acquainted with Yato by accident, could not transform into a half-demon in the physical form.

She can only become a half-demon in the form of a soul through the way of leaving the body of her soul.

Yato had tried to "cure" her special situation, but she hadn't been able to find any effective method. Therefore, if a girl wants to become a half-demon, she can only use the method of leaving the body.

"Yesterday, day and night, while acting with me in half-demon form, I suddenly fell asleep."

Yato said with a rare serious face and a deep tone.

"Although it is not impossible to fall asleep in the soul state, the strange thing is that until noon today, Hiyori has not woken up from the dream..."

If you can't wake up, you can't actively return to your body.

If this continues, the separation of soul and body will take too long, which is definitely not a good thing for the half-demon girl named Rihe.

And although Yato is a god, what he is good at is not the field of solving such things.

Therefore, apart from his limited friends, he didn't know who else he could turn to for help.

After hearing Yato's description, Ba Wei and Qiao Wen couldn't help but look at each other——

Another dream?

During this period of time, might they have dealt with dreams a little too much?