The whole world knows that I crossed
Chapter 203 Mutual Complaints... What a Ghost!Just an ordinary reminiscence!
"In terms of the living environment, the world of corpses and souls is better than hell. At least there is no sun there, but there is still a very obvious difference between day and night."
In the clear sky, except for the lack of a blazing tomorrow, the clear blue sky in the soul world seems to be no different from the present world.
Unlike hell, the sky is always gray and not clear at all, and even "day" looks like evening.
Qiao Wen seeks truth from facts.
"Of course, this is probably because even though they are both the residence of the dead, the soul world and hell have different functions. Those who live in the former are all souls that have been screened and identified as 'innocent', while the latter are The place where the dead are judged and punished..."
"But it's not guilty, but in fact, there are many guys who can't be considered good people living in the soul world."
Not even the Shinigami team is full of good people—there is no shortage of complaints about the Shinigami in Ruukon Street, and there is no need to remind them of what Nirvana Mayuri and Shutara Senjumaru just did.
"So, if you're asking for my opinion..."
"Compared to the soul world, which has a better living environment, I think living in hell is more comfortable."
From the perspective of a house like Qiao Wen, he doesn’t go out much anyway, and the external environment doesn’t matter to him at all. As long as he has a comfortable room, a smooth network, and a well-developed logistics system, he can live in his own home. Stay in the space until the end of time!
"What about day and night, there is no difference between having and not having it."
Qiao Wen slapped his palms.
"In addition, although the environment in hell is a bit harsh, there are still TV programs to watch anyway. What is there in the soul world? Are there traditional Noh performances?"
There is also no Internet, expecting hell to keep up with the development of the human world, and popularize the Internet as soon as possible, it is obviously better than expecting that the world of corpses and souls has entered the 21st century. As a result, the time of the dead seems to be still in the Edo period, and all technological points It’s so crooked that it harms others (Kisuke Urahara: ??? The wind review was murdered!) The world of old antiques is much more reliable.
Bawei: .........
What about the trivial daily things that were agreed upon?Who asked you to analyze which is more livable, hell or soul world?
The demon fox was full of question marks, but looking at the excited person beside him, he sighed silently, and still didn't interrupt the other person's obviously excited speech.
Qiao Wen was completely unaware of Yaohu's silent thoughtfulness again.
These words have been held in his heart for a long time, and there has been no one to confide in. Now that he returns to Ba Wei, he naturally wants to talk freely with his friends.
"However, the soul world also has its advantages." Qiao Wen would not blindly judge the world of souls, and soon talked to Ba Wei about the benefits there: "At least some brains are ignored there." The living environment is relatively peaceful and comfortable for the guys with pitfalls. Most people are easy to get along with, and they don’t have endless business affairs. The pace of life is very slow. It’s unbelievably leisurely, every day besides researching the Dao, I’m just discussing with my colleagues who have the same hobby where there is a new delicious restaurant in Liuhun Street..."
Touching fish is aboveboard!
Even for those combat teams that are assigned many combat missions, except for daily inspections and missions in the present world, most of the rest of the time stays in the Seireitei. The pace is so slow that I don't know where to go.
When Bawei heard this, he couldn't help but also felt fascinated.
Not to mention the days when he was arrested in Hell, even at Mikage Shrine, God Envoy-sama did not live a particularly leisurely life.
Although Mikage, the owner of the shrine, has not been at the shrine for 20 years, there are still many daily affairs in the shrine that Bawei needs to deal with, including daily cleaning, accumulated various documents, and recording and sorting out the prayer content of occasional visits...
That is to say, after Qiao Wen arrived, with the help of him and the Clow cards, some daily cleaning work was taken over from Ba Wei and the ghost fire boys, so that Ba Wei could relax a little bit, but other aspects of work , but Qiao Wen couldn't help.
After imagining such a leisurely and comfortable life, it is undeniable that even the envoy of God was a little shamefully tempted...
Unfortunately, according to Qiao Wen, due to the accidental capture of the ghost lamp (?), the time flow of the two worlds is slowly coordinating. This is a process that cannot be stopped once it starts. Otherwise, use the time difference to go to another world for a vacation. It seems to be a good choice to experience a leisurely (salted fish) life without official duties.
Yaohu thought a little pity.
While speaking, the two of them had already boarded a Hell-style rental car and flew steadily towards the direction of Yan Mo Hall.
This hazy car, who doubles as a taxi and a taxi driver, is not as talkative as many of his colleagues, and seems to be a more introverted type.
Qiao Wen then saved the meaningless conversation with Mr. Odd Che with peace of mind, and at the same time summoned the card of silence to ensure that the conversation between himself and Bawei would not be overheard by a third person.
"Speaking of... is there someone from King Yan Mo to inform?"
Thinking of the place where he and Ba Wei were about to return, Qiao Geng asked a question.
"Mr. Ghost Lamp's sudden disappearance and sudden return...Although this matter involves a high level, except for the beautiful goddess Izanah, no one else in hell can notice the strangeness, but..."
At any rate, he is also the nominally highest ruler in the underworld, and Ghost Lamp is his first assistant officer. King Yan Mo has the right to know about the ghost lamp anyway... right?
Ba Wei shook his head, "Looking at the beauty of Izanami, it's obvious that he forgot to send someone to notify King Yan Mo."
However, Izanami sent someone to ask Bawei to meet her at her residence. King Yan Mo knew about it, "When I get back to Yan Mo Hall, I will go for a run and have a thorough understanding with King Yan Mo." Casually said.
Qiao Wen: ...
Is this so casual?
How much do you care about King Yan Mo, you people!
It was the same when the beautiful goddess Izanah gave Qiao Wen a commission. The representatives of the hell party present were only the goddess and the ghost lamp, and King Yan Mo didn't even have to attend.
... Sigh, don't ask, it's miserable to ask, King Yan Mo, miserable.
Qiao Wen seemed to shed tears of sympathy for King Yan Mo in his heart, turned his head and smiled, and continued to talk to Ba Wei about his experience in the world of corpses and souls.
Pieces and pieces, useful and useless, the scenery I saw all the way from Liuhun Street [-]th District to Seilingting, the various cultivation experiences after mastering spiritual power...
It doesn't matter whether it is meaningful or not. Now Qiao Wen simply wants to share everything he thinks is worth sharing with his friends.
And Ba Wei did not underestimate his intention.
Yaohu never interrupted Qiao Wen from the beginning to the end, even though he did say a lot of trivial things that could be regarded as "trivial".
It's a pity that the speed of renting out the car was faster than expected, until the car landed smoothly, Qiao Wen was still a little bit unsatisfied.
However, this place is very close to the Yan Mo Hall, and many jailers are hurrying to and fro on the road. Although people will not deliberately come to listen to the conversation between Ba Wei and Qiao Wen, the topic of the soul world is obviously not suitable for further discussion.
Qiao Wen simply changed the subject.
"Did anything interesting happen during my absence?"
When we contacted before, Ba Wei seldom talked about the news on his side. First, it was of no help to Qiao Wen’s actions on the other side. Second, even if a major event happened, Qiao Wen was in another world and was out of reach. He didn't understand the development of the situation, so he could only worry about it alone, it was better not to say anything, so as not to disturb his pace.
However, Qiao Wen only left for ten days after all his calculations. If you think about it, nothing major will happen in this short period of ten days...
Qiao Wen, who thought so, received a merciless blow the next second——
"Yes," Yaohu's tone was casual, but he said an extremely shocking line: "Ebisu tried to sneak into the underworld to steal Izanami's belongings. The goddess noticed the matter, and now he is imprisoned in Yan. In the special prison in the magic hall, Huang Quan and Gao Tianyuan are still arguing about this matter."
Qiao Wen: ...
Qiao Wen:? ? ?
Qiao Wen felt that there were many question marks on his head now.
"Who are you talking about? What do you want? What happened?"
He asked a difficult question.
Yaohu turned his head and looked at him with the eyes of a mentally retarded person, full of disgust in the eyes of "Are you sure you want me to say it again?"
Qiao Wen's mouth twitched slightly.
"That's why Izanami behaved so strangely just now..."
He muttered to himself.
He felt a little strange when he was in Izanami's mansion before.
Although the Goddess Huangquan and Gao Tianyuan did not deal with each other, as the ghost lamp said, information of the level of world consciousness, under the circumstances that Huangquan and Gao Tianyuan are still allies in any case due to the existence of certain agreements, should be mutually Share to avoid some unnecessary troubles.
But the woman willfully said that she didn't care about the life and death of Gao Tianyuan's bastards.
This is really not like the rejection and annoyance that Izanami has always shown only for the existence of Gao Tianyuan.
Qiao Wen originally thought that the goddess was just troublesome and that Gao Tianyuan's aversion disorder occurred intermittently. Now that I think about it, it's obvious that there is a bad air in his chest that hasn't come out, so that's why he behaves like that...
But that's not the point right now.
"Ebisu? Is it the legendary god who is in charge of wealth?" Qiao Wen was embarrassed to say that the Ebisu in his impression was the one who planted flags all day long, and occasionally played the weekly skin tower racing mode. The old man who can use both hands as a milk and a lighter when he has no brains, so he made indirect remarks, "Why did you come to the underworld to steal the goddess's belongings?"
Was it a sudden brain twitch?
Ba Wei gave Qiao Wen a sideways look.
"What do you say?"
The demon fox said, showing a foxy smile that made Qiao Wen's spine shudder:
"Besides being bewitched by someone, what else could it be?"
Bewitched by someone...
someone...
A flash of light came to Qiao Wen's mind:
"Is... that person?"
Ye Dou's father?
Yes!Qiao Wen remembered.
This Ebisu is not that Ebisu!
The Ebisu that Bawei was talking about was not the laughing old man Qiao Wen remembered riding a goldfish and "hoo hoo hoo~" every day, but...
That middle-aged office worker with a face full of kidney deficiency!
……Hey!
In the clear sky, except for the lack of a blazing tomorrow, the clear blue sky in the soul world seems to be no different from the present world.
Unlike hell, the sky is always gray and not clear at all, and even "day" looks like evening.
Qiao Wen seeks truth from facts.
"Of course, this is probably because even though they are both the residence of the dead, the soul world and hell have different functions. Those who live in the former are all souls that have been screened and identified as 'innocent', while the latter are The place where the dead are judged and punished..."
"But it's not guilty, but in fact, there are many guys who can't be considered good people living in the soul world."
Not even the Shinigami team is full of good people—there is no shortage of complaints about the Shinigami in Ruukon Street, and there is no need to remind them of what Nirvana Mayuri and Shutara Senjumaru just did.
"So, if you're asking for my opinion..."
"Compared to the soul world, which has a better living environment, I think living in hell is more comfortable."
From the perspective of a house like Qiao Wen, he doesn’t go out much anyway, and the external environment doesn’t matter to him at all. As long as he has a comfortable room, a smooth network, and a well-developed logistics system, he can live in his own home. Stay in the space until the end of time!
"What about day and night, there is no difference between having and not having it."
Qiao Wen slapped his palms.
"In addition, although the environment in hell is a bit harsh, there are still TV programs to watch anyway. What is there in the soul world? Are there traditional Noh performances?"
There is also no Internet, expecting hell to keep up with the development of the human world, and popularize the Internet as soon as possible, it is obviously better than expecting that the world of corpses and souls has entered the 21st century. As a result, the time of the dead seems to be still in the Edo period, and all technological points It’s so crooked that it harms others (Kisuke Urahara: ??? The wind review was murdered!) The world of old antiques is much more reliable.
Bawei: .........
What about the trivial daily things that were agreed upon?Who asked you to analyze which is more livable, hell or soul world?
The demon fox was full of question marks, but looking at the excited person beside him, he sighed silently, and still didn't interrupt the other person's obviously excited speech.
Qiao Wen was completely unaware of Yaohu's silent thoughtfulness again.
These words have been held in his heart for a long time, and there has been no one to confide in. Now that he returns to Ba Wei, he naturally wants to talk freely with his friends.
"However, the soul world also has its advantages." Qiao Wen would not blindly judge the world of souls, and soon talked to Ba Wei about the benefits there: "At least some brains are ignored there." The living environment is relatively peaceful and comfortable for the guys with pitfalls. Most people are easy to get along with, and they don’t have endless business affairs. The pace of life is very slow. It’s unbelievably leisurely, every day besides researching the Dao, I’m just discussing with my colleagues who have the same hobby where there is a new delicious restaurant in Liuhun Street..."
Touching fish is aboveboard!
Even for those combat teams that are assigned many combat missions, except for daily inspections and missions in the present world, most of the rest of the time stays in the Seireitei. The pace is so slow that I don't know where to go.
When Bawei heard this, he couldn't help but also felt fascinated.
Not to mention the days when he was arrested in Hell, even at Mikage Shrine, God Envoy-sama did not live a particularly leisurely life.
Although Mikage, the owner of the shrine, has not been at the shrine for 20 years, there are still many daily affairs in the shrine that Bawei needs to deal with, including daily cleaning, accumulated various documents, and recording and sorting out the prayer content of occasional visits...
That is to say, after Qiao Wen arrived, with the help of him and the Clow cards, some daily cleaning work was taken over from Ba Wei and the ghost fire boys, so that Ba Wei could relax a little bit, but other aspects of work , but Qiao Wen couldn't help.
After imagining such a leisurely and comfortable life, it is undeniable that even the envoy of God was a little shamefully tempted...
Unfortunately, according to Qiao Wen, due to the accidental capture of the ghost lamp (?), the time flow of the two worlds is slowly coordinating. This is a process that cannot be stopped once it starts. Otherwise, use the time difference to go to another world for a vacation. It seems to be a good choice to experience a leisurely (salted fish) life without official duties.
Yaohu thought a little pity.
While speaking, the two of them had already boarded a Hell-style rental car and flew steadily towards the direction of Yan Mo Hall.
This hazy car, who doubles as a taxi and a taxi driver, is not as talkative as many of his colleagues, and seems to be a more introverted type.
Qiao Wen then saved the meaningless conversation with Mr. Odd Che with peace of mind, and at the same time summoned the card of silence to ensure that the conversation between himself and Bawei would not be overheard by a third person.
"Speaking of... is there someone from King Yan Mo to inform?"
Thinking of the place where he and Ba Wei were about to return, Qiao Geng asked a question.
"Mr. Ghost Lamp's sudden disappearance and sudden return...Although this matter involves a high level, except for the beautiful goddess Izanah, no one else in hell can notice the strangeness, but..."
At any rate, he is also the nominally highest ruler in the underworld, and Ghost Lamp is his first assistant officer. King Yan Mo has the right to know about the ghost lamp anyway... right?
Ba Wei shook his head, "Looking at the beauty of Izanami, it's obvious that he forgot to send someone to notify King Yan Mo."
However, Izanami sent someone to ask Bawei to meet her at her residence. King Yan Mo knew about it, "When I get back to Yan Mo Hall, I will go for a run and have a thorough understanding with King Yan Mo." Casually said.
Qiao Wen: ...
Is this so casual?
How much do you care about King Yan Mo, you people!
It was the same when the beautiful goddess Izanah gave Qiao Wen a commission. The representatives of the hell party present were only the goddess and the ghost lamp, and King Yan Mo didn't even have to attend.
... Sigh, don't ask, it's miserable to ask, King Yan Mo, miserable.
Qiao Wen seemed to shed tears of sympathy for King Yan Mo in his heart, turned his head and smiled, and continued to talk to Ba Wei about his experience in the world of corpses and souls.
Pieces and pieces, useful and useless, the scenery I saw all the way from Liuhun Street [-]th District to Seilingting, the various cultivation experiences after mastering spiritual power...
It doesn't matter whether it is meaningful or not. Now Qiao Wen simply wants to share everything he thinks is worth sharing with his friends.
And Ba Wei did not underestimate his intention.
Yaohu never interrupted Qiao Wen from the beginning to the end, even though he did say a lot of trivial things that could be regarded as "trivial".
It's a pity that the speed of renting out the car was faster than expected, until the car landed smoothly, Qiao Wen was still a little bit unsatisfied.
However, this place is very close to the Yan Mo Hall, and many jailers are hurrying to and fro on the road. Although people will not deliberately come to listen to the conversation between Ba Wei and Qiao Wen, the topic of the soul world is obviously not suitable for further discussion.
Qiao Wen simply changed the subject.
"Did anything interesting happen during my absence?"
When we contacted before, Ba Wei seldom talked about the news on his side. First, it was of no help to Qiao Wen’s actions on the other side. Second, even if a major event happened, Qiao Wen was in another world and was out of reach. He didn't understand the development of the situation, so he could only worry about it alone, it was better not to say anything, so as not to disturb his pace.
However, Qiao Wen only left for ten days after all his calculations. If you think about it, nothing major will happen in this short period of ten days...
Qiao Wen, who thought so, received a merciless blow the next second——
"Yes," Yaohu's tone was casual, but he said an extremely shocking line: "Ebisu tried to sneak into the underworld to steal Izanami's belongings. The goddess noticed the matter, and now he is imprisoned in Yan. In the special prison in the magic hall, Huang Quan and Gao Tianyuan are still arguing about this matter."
Qiao Wen: ...
Qiao Wen:? ? ?
Qiao Wen felt that there were many question marks on his head now.
"Who are you talking about? What do you want? What happened?"
He asked a difficult question.
Yaohu turned his head and looked at him with the eyes of a mentally retarded person, full of disgust in the eyes of "Are you sure you want me to say it again?"
Qiao Wen's mouth twitched slightly.
"That's why Izanami behaved so strangely just now..."
He muttered to himself.
He felt a little strange when he was in Izanami's mansion before.
Although the Goddess Huangquan and Gao Tianyuan did not deal with each other, as the ghost lamp said, information of the level of world consciousness, under the circumstances that Huangquan and Gao Tianyuan are still allies in any case due to the existence of certain agreements, should be mutually Share to avoid some unnecessary troubles.
But the woman willfully said that she didn't care about the life and death of Gao Tianyuan's bastards.
This is really not like the rejection and annoyance that Izanami has always shown only for the existence of Gao Tianyuan.
Qiao Wen originally thought that the goddess was just troublesome and that Gao Tianyuan's aversion disorder occurred intermittently. Now that I think about it, it's obvious that there is a bad air in his chest that hasn't come out, so that's why he behaves like that...
But that's not the point right now.
"Ebisu? Is it the legendary god who is in charge of wealth?" Qiao Wen was embarrassed to say that the Ebisu in his impression was the one who planted flags all day long, and occasionally played the weekly skin tower racing mode. The old man who can use both hands as a milk and a lighter when he has no brains, so he made indirect remarks, "Why did you come to the underworld to steal the goddess's belongings?"
Was it a sudden brain twitch?
Ba Wei gave Qiao Wen a sideways look.
"What do you say?"
The demon fox said, showing a foxy smile that made Qiao Wen's spine shudder:
"Besides being bewitched by someone, what else could it be?"
Bewitched by someone...
someone...
A flash of light came to Qiao Wen's mind:
"Is... that person?"
Ye Dou's father?
Yes!Qiao Wen remembered.
This Ebisu is not that Ebisu!
The Ebisu that Bawei was talking about was not the laughing old man Qiao Wen remembered riding a goldfish and "hoo hoo hoo~" every day, but...
That middle-aged office worker with a face full of kidney deficiency!
……Hey!
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