The whole world knows that I crossed

"Hi! Hello everyone! Long time no see! Although it doesn't seem to be that long for you... But it doesn't matter! Anyway, I'm back, your old friend!"

As the brisk footsteps got closer and closer, finally, a familiar figure walked into the live broadcast screen.

Barrage:? ? ?

A storm of question marks filled the entire live broadcast room in an instant.

Qiao Wen chuckled: "Yes! That's right! It was me who came here! Didn't expect that! Do you think that the person you will see next is Chisentao?"

Qiao Wen smiled and shook his finger at the camera: "How could you have guessed the routine so easily? Then there is no surprise!"

The barrage "..." showed him one after another.

"Qiao Xiaoer, you are enough! Is it interesting to play with us?!"

"Qiao Xiaoer: Yes! Not only is it very interesting, but you can even play with it a few more times [funny]"

"Enough of the previous ones! But I was really shocked to find out that the person who appeared was Qiao Xiaoer! How fat is this person! What about the immersive live broadcast experience that you promised? What the hell are you running out to break the plot development? 23333"

"Qiao Xiaoer! The god of death who is the most unexpected!"

"It is forbidden to play memes across works!"

"Silver fucking shot through the air!"

"...What the hell are you messing around with, you barrages! I'm going to die laughing, okay hahhhhh"

The style of barrage painting is gradually becoming sandy.

Qiao Wen smiled with a successful prank.

"Actually, I'm not interrupting anything," he defended himself. "I'm just a little bit earlier than Chisentao." Two fingers, compared to a gesture that is really only "a little bit", "And in order to take care of everyone's immersive experience, do you know how hard I worked?"

Qiao Wen's face became serious in seconds, "Everyone knows that the 'Aizan Corpse' you just saw is not real Aizen at all! In fact, everyone in front of the screen has never seen the beginning of the story, of course it is impossible You have been completely hypnotized by Lan Da Boss, right? Theoretically, what everyone sees now should be a Zanpakuto sticking in there alone, and there are no bloodstains or corpses!"

"Then who reproduced for everyone this classic picture that should appear in the eyes of all the Gotei [-]th Division vice-captains who came here?"

Qiao Wen Bean Sprout Face:

"Of course it's me! Me! Your favorite craftsman!"

Barrage:

"...Yes. Thank you very much then. [Great reading]"

"Yes, yes, yes, I really love you. 【Perfunctory】"

"That's right, only you are my true love, and no other god or goddess can compare to you. [Do you believe it?]"

……

Qiao Wen: ...

Netizens really can't do it this year!

He rolled his eyes, knowing that the netizens were messing around with him, but he was still very angry!

"You don't care about me at all!"

He pointed out sharply.

"For example, it's only been three days, why did I come here to live broadcast 'Aizen's Death'? It's been more than 100 years! You didn't ask what happened to make things like this Is it?"

As soon as he reminded him, many netizens also reacted - that's right!Time difference!

As Qiao Wen mentioned before, the ratio of the time flow between the soul world and their side is about one year in the soul world = one day on their side. In this way, it is only a short period of three days. Just now everyone is still discussing It was said that three years should have passed by Qiao Wen's side, and it was almost time for the virtualization incident to happen, and it turned out!

As soon as Qiao Wen started the live broadcast, the explosive "Death of Aizen" came up!

Because this picture is so classic and shocking, everyone was so excited that they missed such a big doubt!

"So what happened?"

When there was a barrage, they immediately held the venue and started asking questions.

"What happened during the time you lost contact with us? Why is it only three days, and more than 100 years have passed on your side?"

Qiao Wen snorted angrily: "It's too late to ask now! I won't tell you! I won't tell you! Just~no~tell you!"

—and he sang.

The barrage was once again collectively speechless.

But soon, everyone can't take care of this little "revenge" of someone, because the next "protagonists" will appear on the stage one by one——

The first person who discovered "Aizen's corpse" was attracted by Hinamori's miserable screams, and also found the vice-captains of "dead Aizen", Gin Ichimaru who appeared with sarcastic remarks...

In short, along with Qiao Wen's live broadcast, netizens watched "Lan Ran's portrait of all living beings after death".

At the end of the matter, Toshiro Hitsugaya, the captain of the [-]th Division who arrived at the scene in time, stopped the fighting Hina Morita and Kira Izuru, and ordered the two to be put in a cell as the end.

As Qiao Wen expected, at the moment Hitsugaya Toshiro's figure was captured in the live broadcast, the instantaneous barrage volume in the live broadcast room once again broke through a new high:

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!"

"Xiaobai!!! Mommy Xiaobai loves you!! Come to mommy now!!"

"Maybe Dongshiro is too handsome! I can really do that half-kneeling appearance! I can really do it!!!"

"To tell the truth, I can too! And let me tell you that this is not considered to be in love with that child! Because Dongshiro should be at least 50 years old this year! Strictly speaking, not only is it not considered to be in love with that child, but it can also be considered to be in love with the old man. (?)!"

"The me in front????? Are you serious 2333333"

"The barrage really makes me laugh all my life! What would I do without you hahahahahahaha~"

"One thing to say, the part where Xiaobai threatens Ayin for Chisentao is really cool!"

"Xiaobai is really handsome! But his eyes are also really blind! I want to say, open your eyes and see the world, okay? What's so good about Chu Sentao? Can't you just look at other people? Like me!"

"And I!"

"And me!"

"...So you're starting again, aren't you?"

……

Qiao Wen could hardly hold back his laughter.

So sand sculpture netizens are really a source of daily happiness!The ancients never deceived me.

With a light cough, he drew the attention of the netizens back to himself.

"Okay! The classic plot 'Aizen's Death' that I want to show everyone has also been shown, next..."

Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by the surging barrage:

"Wow! Don't say that the live broadcast is going to be interrupted now! Ball ball!"

"Don't turn off the live broadcast, Qiao Xiaoer! Tell yourself how long you have been live broadcasting!"

"Yes, yes, and didn't you want to tell us why the time on your side suddenly jumped for more than 100 years? Don't broadcast it if you haven't announced the answer!"

"Yes! Don't broadcast it! Don't entertain us anymore, you big pig's hoof QAQ"

"..." Qiao Wen smiled wryly.

"Okay, okay, don't download it, can I promise you not to download it immediately?"

Looking at the protests on the screen, Qiao Wen slumped his shoulders and compromised his promise.

but--

"If you don't want to broadcast, I'm under a lot of pressure here?" After estimating the income-to-consumption ratio of the regression factor, Qiao Wen rubbed his chin, "If you don't stop the live broadcast now, maybe it will continue to broadcast in the future , I'm not sure when the broadcast will suddenly stop... Is this okay?"

Barrage:………………

——No problem, ghost!

"We still want to watch Aizen ascend to heaven! If the live broadcast 'just happens' to be interrupted at that time, then I want to kill someone!"

"Hands up! I also want to know if Qiao Xiaoer will stop Lan Ran from ascending to heaven! If you don't let me see it, I will really scratch my head!"

"Oh my god, is it my illusion? Why does it seem that Qiao Xiaoer suddenly has a black belly??"

"Be confident and get rid of the illusion."

"Huh? There are new friends who don't know? Qiao Xiaoer has always been dark since before?"

"This self-proclaimed craftsman blogger has no heart, I hope everyone knows."

Qiao Wen: ...

Qiao Wen was killed by her reputation!

"Hey, hey!" He couldn't help protesting, "Don't ruin my image casually! I'm just telling the truth, you can't just smear me just because I tell the truth!"

The barrage stopped making noise.

However, although everyone said that Qiao Wen can turn off the live broadcast for a while, but it can’t be turned off immediately, and the live broadcast must be turned on again when Aizen ascends to heaven at the latest, and before the broadcast, it is necessary to explain the time jump to them degree of things.

Qiao Wen: →_→

Ask for a lot of harm.

But what to do?Netizens who own sand sculptures, can’t pack them up and throw them away, can they?

He began to resign himself to his fate and started talking about his transfer to the fourth team three years ago.

While Qiao Wen said, the barrage was also complaining in real time, and the sense of participation was very strong:

"Is it okay to transfer to the fourth team? Is this operation a bit embarrassing?"

"However, Qiao Xiaoer's Zanpakuto ability is really awesome! Even in the auxiliary Zanpakuto, he is considered invincible. This is really unacceptable. It's no wonder Captain Unohana wants to focus on training him, right? "

"By the way, the ability of that stand-in doll is just Sijie, right? So what is the swastika? Cursed doll?"

"Pfft! What the hell is cursing the doll? Why is Shijie still saving people in a good way, but swastika changed the curse? Is this still possible?"

"Why can't it work? Isn't it the same with Sister Uzhihua? Zanpakuto can both breastfeed and beat..."

"...What? Did you miss the virtual event? By the time you heard the news, it was already a done deal?!"

"If you can't remember the timeline, ask us. There are some bosses who are eager to provide you with information at all times..."

"...Don't be too demanding on Qiao Xiaoer. Judging from the fact that he is so careful in broadcasting the live broadcast now, the price to be paid to temporarily balance the different time flow rates of the two worlds must be heavier than we imagined? I guess he also You can't communicate with us as you like..."

"Hey... that's true. Besides, even if Qiao Xiaoer can predict when the virtualization event will happen, think about it, he can't do much, right? Do you still expect him to face up to Aizen?"

"Why can't Qiao Xiaoer face-on? Isn't he very proficient in freestyle? With the support of the Clow card, imagine a Shana who has the support of the Clow card...she can't face-to-face Aizen?"

"It's a bit ridiculous for you to say that! No matter how proficient Qiao Xiaoer is in freestyle, can he really be as good at fighting as Shana? There is still a gap, right? In this kind of high-risk world, there is no absolute certainty, so don't force yourself casually." How about the boss just now?"

"...No, don't make noise, just listen to Qiao Xiaoer!"

"—Wait! What did Qiao Xiaoer just say? Aizen always spies on him, so in order to get revenge on Aizen, he ran to find Lucia who was still living in Ruhun Street at this time, and sealed Gang Urahara in The collapse jade in her soul was stolen???"

"Oh my god, what a showy operation! As expected of you, Qiao Xiaoer! I can't even think of it!"

"What the hell? It doesn't count if you stole the Bengyu, and you made a fake one to put it in? Why don't you go to heaven?!"

"I can't do it hahahahaha! When I think of Lan Ran getting the 'Beng Yu', I am full of joy and ready to start making troubles in large quantities, but I find out that it is a fake product, and I have been scammed... What will be my reaction at that time? , I was about to hiccup from laughing hahahaha hiccup!"

"You are so talented, Qiao Xiaoer!"

"...Wait a minute! I haven't laughed enough, what are you talking about? Then you were blown through by Bengyu again?!"

"Where did you wear it???"

"Invisible Empire????!!!"

"...If you don't understand, just ask. The god of death just watched the first half of the animation, and Mengxin asked with a confused face, what is the invisible empire?"

"Simple popular science for Mengxin: The Invisible Empire is a villain organization led by You Habach, the son of the Spirit King and the ancestor of all the extermination masters. You can understand that Cheng You Habach wants to kill his father, the Spirit King, and take the throne himself, creating a brand new world without fear. A wonderful world (every BOSS has a dream →_→), of course, this guy must be defeated in the end, but the battle between the invisible empire and the soul world was very tragic, and many people died, including old man Yamamoto , the vice-captain of the first team (I forgot what the name is...), our beloved sister Unohana, the last conscientious captain Ukitake of Gotei Shisanfan... etc., there are many ordinary Shinigami and wandering souls The residents of the street were all sacrificed in the battle, which is a completely different scale of war from the previous Aizen rebellion, the Masked Army's attack, and the like! So I understand that Qiao Xiaoer said that he was blown to the territory of the invisible empire by Bengyu Why are we so frightened? It’s a good thing he has the ability to come back alive..."

"...Wait for me! What did Qiao Xiaoer just say? What did he say to wipe out the entire invisible empire, including You Habach, who is officially set by the God of Death?!"

"Huh?! Did I hear you wrong? Qiao Xiaoer, what are you talking about? Louder?"

"Subtitle those who have ear problems in front——Qiao Xiaoer: I unconsciously disbanded the group and destroyed the invisible empire. I had a barbecue there, and when I came back to the soul world, I found that time had passed. Over 100 years..."

"Me????? What the hell, what's going on, why did the plot start to develop suddenly? Who wrote this script? It's too careless!"

"Children, do you have a lot of question marks?"

……

Following Qiao Wen's explanation, the entire live broadcast room gradually filled with question marks.

Everyone has a black question mark face or a subway grandfather looking at his mobile phone.jpg, they can understand every word Qiao Wen said, but when combined, it makes people feel that they don't understand what he is talking about at all...

However, the doubts of netizens obviously failed to stop Qiao Wen from narrating.

He told everyone about his experience in the past three years in detail from the beginning to the end. After that, he left a sentence "We will see you later!" With a dazed face, like a question mark machine with no emotion, it is still scrolling "???" in the live broadcast room...

Qiao Wen turned off the live broadcast.

At this time, there was no one in front of the East Great Wall.

He finally looked up at the place where the "Blue Ran Corpse" was hanging.

In Qiao Wen's field of vision, there was no corpse at all, only a Zanpakuto.

Qiao Wen didn't linger any longer, he took another step towards the distance, where the torture instrument called "Double Death" was located.

Although Kurosaki Ichigo will soon enter Seireitei, there will be many wonderful developments happening here.

But for Qiao Wen, the final scene was the most valuable live broadcast.

only……

Ascension?

The corner of Qiao Wen's mouth curled up slightly.

Not seen in a hundred years.

I don't know about the Captain Aizen, do you still remember him as a person?

and also……

I don't know how the young master has been living these years...