The whole world knows that I crossed

Quiet in the shadows.

It was as if Qiao Wen's invitation was not to a real person, but just a one-man show on his own whim.

Qiao Wen's smile remained unchanged.

"Don't be so 'scared'..."

He retracted his gaze and looked down at the half-full sake in the glass.

As I said before, Qiao Wen is really not a drinker.

Even if he drank a few glasses to celebrate, it was just a taste. If he was alone, Qiao Wen would definitely take juice instead of wine from the banquet.

But he took two bottles of sake.

—obviously it wasn't for himself.

Slight footsteps sounded in the silent courtyard in the night.

From far to near.

Finally, it stopped by Qiao Wen's side.

Qiao Wen never turned his head away, and at this moment, he caught a glimpse of a wide black hem from the corner of his eyes.

"Oh, I'm really sorry." The visitor said he was embarrassed, but he sat down beside Qiao Wen very familiarly, and his tone seemed very familiar: "It's really rude to bother you at such a late hour!"

The other party said, and looked at Qiao Wen with a smile: "But brother, you are not an ordinary person. I think I have a bit of talent in hiding whereabouts. It's not so simple that people will see through it?"

Qiao Wen didn't answer.

He casually threw a bottle of sake in his hand to the other party:

"Are you the parent of that Miss Black Cat?"

"Pfft..." The person who didn't see anything, took the sake from Qiao Wen and poured it into his mouth was unprepared when he heard the description of "parent", couldn't control it for a while, and sprayed himself all over with wine.

"Puff... Cough! Cough!!" While spraying wine, he was almost choked to death on the spot by the sip of wine that he hadn't had time to swallow. Someone coughed violently while waving his hands vigorously, trying to clarify his "innocence" ":

"What parent? Who is the head of the family? Who is the parent???"

"Brother, don't talk nonsense!"

Qiao Wen watched the other party's rather violent reaction with interest.

With the warm yellow candlelight shining through the door behind him, the appearance of the visitor was clearly reflected in Qiao Wen's eyes——

Short light yellow hair with slightly curled ends, army green eyes with slightly darker pupils, his appearance is not unmatched, but at least handsome, even though he is in a mess right now, and the front of his black deathly domineering outfit is soaked in the spewed wine, A thin layer of blush appeared on the handsome face due to the violent cough, and the corners of his eyes even coughed to the point of tears, but this did not prevent the other party from being recognized by Qiao Wen immediately...

—— Kisuke Urahara.

A rather funny guy.

Qiao Wen slowly put down the wine glass in his hand.

"Huh? So it's not."

Kisuke Urahara: ……………

He squinted his eyes: "...Little brother, your tone is too good to read... Why don't you just refute me and say, 'Stop lying!'?"

"Stop lying!" Qiao Wen followed suit.

Kisuke Urahara: "..."

I have never seen such an unreasonable move!

"I'm talking about this little brother," Urahara Kisuke lowered his voice, "Is there something wrong with your reaction? Most people are either calling for help loudly at this time, or they are already vigilantly far away from me, a stranger who appeared in their own house for no reason. How far away is it? You don't panic at all, you still have leisure time to tease me..."

This is not because of his superior psychological quality, but because he shows that he is not afraid of being found out about his abnormality!

Qiao Wen didn't change his face: "Because I know you are a friend of Miss Black Cat."

As he said, he turned his head and met Kisuke Urahara without any hesitation, with eyes that did not conceal the meaning of scrutiny:

"And this isn't the first time you've sneaked into my house late at night, is it?"

Kisuke Urahara: "..."

Although this is indeed true, it is a bit embarrassing to say it in person, right?

Acting like he's some great pervert...

The yellow-haired man coughed lightly, and said a little uncomfortably, "That's what I said...but you can see it too, brother, I'm a god of death, so..."

So I'm definitely not a bad person!

Although I also know that there is no necessary logical connection between "is a god of death" and "not a bad person", but the god of death is an armed force that guards the safety of the soul world, and will naturally gain the trust of most ordinary residents of Liuhun street. Awe and reverence, so he just used this mentality to try to move his image closer to the direction of a "good guy", but at this time, there is no need to worry about the means, in short, first coax the young brother with a clear mind on the opposite side Besides...

Kisuke Urahara was thinking about it, but he heard someone answering the words very "consciously":

"—So Miss Black Cat is really a noble cat pampered by a big man? That's right. She never eats raw food, and she doesn't reject bathing like ordinary cats. Her fur is always soft and smooth. Very fussy..."

After Qiao Wen listed several characteristics of Ms. Black Cat, she made a conclusion:

"A cat who has the right to be so picky is indeed a treasure that only a big man can afford."

"So you are the subordinate of that big shot? This trip is to thank me for my unrequited 'help' to Miss Black Cat during this time?"

Without giving Kisuke Urahara a chance to speak, Qiao Wen continued:

"Although my intention of taking care of Miss Black Cat is not for any reward, but because the child in the family gets along very well with her. With Miss Black Cat as a playmate, the child's personality has become a lot more cheerful, so I am willing to provide meals for Miss Black Cat to thank her, but if you insist on paying, then I will..."

"-stop!"

Seeing that the more Qiao Wen said, the more he deviated from the topic, Urahara Kisuke couldn't care less about being rude, so he had to interrupt the other party loudly.

Facing Qiao Wen's puzzled gaze, he choked for a rare moment, and after realizing it, he couldn't help showing a meaningful smile:

"As expected of you, little brother, you are indeed very clever in trying to change the subject in this way, and you almost got me involved."

Qiao Wen looked innocent: "What are you changing the subject, I mean it sincerely..."

"Forget it, brother, do you really think that set of rhetoric can convince me?" Kisuke Urahara raised his eyebrows.

Qiao Wen stared at him in silence for a while, the innocent and bewildered look on his face slowly faded away...

"I just don't want to cause trouble." He muttered softly, "Isn't it okay to live in peace like before? Miss Black Cat is happy too, Luanju is happy too, I am happy too, you are happy too, everyone is happy, how much?" OK?"

Kisuke Urahara shook his head: "You should have known that the moment Miss Yoichi—that is, the 'Miss Black Cat' as you call her—appeared in front of you, today's conversation was destined to happen. The difference is just that It's only late."

Qiao Wen dead fish eye: "Because of those two tents?"

Kisuke Urahara nodded, "It's because of those two tents."

Although they look inconspicuous, they are officially produced by the rabbit family after all, representing a certain pinnacle quality of modern craftsmanship. One of the aristocrats, the princess of the Sifengin family, currently the captain of the Gotei [-]th and [-]nd teams, and concurrently the captain of the secret mobile team, the well-informed and visionary Sifengin Yeichi—it seems that this has never been seen before. Everywhere, there is a kind of super skill that is very strange and inconceivable to her.

"Do you think that Ms. Yoruichi only shows up in your camp every now and then for the sake of stuttering?" Urahara Kisuke said righteously, "Of course it's impossible! Ms. Yoruichi had to observe you, the 'owner of the tent'. Make such a sacrifice!"

Qiao Wen: "..."

OK.

Since you look like "I believe what you said is so reasonable!", let's try hard to believe you.

However, "Although I did have doubts, but as a black cat, isn't the 'Yeyi' lady you're talking about a bit too intelligent? Is she really not a cat demon... is she..."

As soon as the word "cat demon" came out of his mouth, Qiao Wen felt something attacking the back of his head quickly.

He subconsciously turned sideways, and saw a black figure rushing past his ear like lightning, turning his body in mid-air, and landed lightly on the yard in front of him...

"It's really impolite to call someone a 'cat demon' or something."

The familiar black cat squatted in front of Qiao Wen, and while speaking, flicked its tail slightly to show its displeasure.

Although Qiao Wen knew that Yeyi was not the real black cat, but the princess of the Sifengyuan family, but at this time he couldn't reveal the fact that he knew it.

He made a frightened and shocked look:

"Speak, speak!"

The black cat narrowed its eyes, suddenly an ominous premonition arose in its heart...

Sure enough, in the next second, I heard the young man in front of me say "sternly and softly":

"You can talk and say you're not a cat demon?! Even the god of death can't lie like this!"

"==+" A big vein popped up on the top of the black cat's head.

Then, before Qiao Wen could react, a fluffy cat Jio had already printed on his cheek——

"Shut up!"

Accompanied by the seemingly menacing, but not very powerful cat's claw attack, Qiao Wen heard a soft "bang" in his ear.

The black cat disappeared.

Appearing in front of Qiao Wen's eyes was a purple-haired golden-eyed man with a dark complexion who couldn't see an inch in the night... Eh?

Qiao Wen looked down, and found that Ye Yi had put on a dark green gown at some point, and Urahara Kisuke, who was beside him, withdrew his hand nonchalantly, as if he had done nothing just now...

Qiao Wen: →_→

Although Qiao Wen himself didn't want to see Ye Yi's naked body in a nasty way, but this operation of a certain profiteer is a bit too coquettish, right?

Should it be said that he is considerate, or is it caused by the desire for monopoly?

After all, this pair is also the official pairing of the god of death who did not explain the follow-up results, but is generally recognized by everyone...

——Although Shinigami and Hokage are the same, the official pairings are both criticized, maybe it is a good thing that the official will not seal the outcome of the two people.

Although Qiao Wen was messing around with all kinds of thoughts in his heart, he himself did not forget to act until the end, sending Buddha to the west (?):

"... I won't complain about whether a cat turning into a human is considered a cat demon."

He said with a wooden face.

"When a cat talks, it's still a male, but when it becomes a human, it's a female..."

Qiao Wen said, "Are you a man or a woman, my friend":

"Could it be that you are Sailor Moon Sailor Sailor Sailor Moon, Sailor Uranus... Hey!"

Just halfway through his speech, he was grabbed by the collar head-on.

Qiao Wen protested: "A gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands!"

The great beauty with purple hair and golden eyes—that is, Sifengyuan Yeyi grinned when she heard the words, her smile was hearty and full of danger:

"Oh?"

Qiao Wen raised his hands knowingly: "I shut up."

"...Heh." Although she didn't understand what Qiao Wen said just now, she felt that the other party must be complaining about her, Ye Yi chuckled, didn't ask any questions, and simply let go of her grip Jowin's collar hand.

She sat down cross-legged on the other side of Qiao Wen without seeing anything, picked up the wine jug he had just thrown aside, took a sip without using a cup, and then showed a very happy expression.

"Miss Yeyi..."

Kisuke Urahara looked helplessly at his childhood sweetheart.

"Didn't you say to leave everything to me, as long as you watch from the side..."

Why did it suddenly come out.

He even turned back into a human form without saying hello!

You must know that Ye Yi can transform into a black cat, even in Seireitei, it is a secret that only a very few people know, and it is just casually revealed to a person whose origin is a mystery and who holds a craft that is far beyond the current era. Suspicious characters of something...

This is really ill thought out!

Sifengyuan waved his hand at night.

"I've been called a cat demon by people. If I don't come out to clarify, who knows what kind of strange image I will become in this kid's heart!"

She said, turning to look at Qiao Wen:

"Boy, see clearly, I'm not a cat demon."

Qiao Wen: ……………

It feels like something weird.

He looked at Yoichi Sifengin who was smiling at him sassyly, and looked at the other side with a face of "Ah! Things have turned out like this!" Urahara Kisuke helplessly covering his face...

I always feel that this development is very unreliable.

Can this supposedly serious dialogue get back on track and continue?

Qiao Wen expressed deep doubts about this...

The author has something to say: Ye Yi: I am not a cat demon!Hahahahahaha! 【Gulping wine

Kisuke: ………【Helpless, nothing to love→_(:з」∠)_

Qiao Wen: →_→【It’s nothing to do with me, I’m quite big-hearted

... Yazi [doge] who always feels that these three people are very unreliable