No one loves Dai Xiaojing

Lu Bei sighed, and said, "I'm not saying bad things. I'm just...Xiao Jing, I'm also a human being, and I hope you love me for who I am, not because I treat you well."

"It has nothing to do with whether you are human or not... You are so strange." Dai Xiaojing said tangledly, "Whoever loves someone can't figure something out. Can I be nice to you? Then you don't want to Am I very obedient?"

"Who told you that I pictured you like this?" Lu Bei denied.

Dai Xiaojing was curious: "Then what are you planning on me? Do you look good hahahaha."

"I thought you were an idiot." Lu Bei said coldly.

"Haven't you heard that there is another song? Then I'm an idiot. If you knit a sweater for an idiot, then you are even more idiot than an idiot, hahahahaha." Dai Xiaojing was not angry at all, but had fun for a long time, until He found that Lu Bei had been staring at him expressionlessly, and his laughter gradually dried up, turning into a dry laugh, and his brows furrowed for a while, "Oh... what are you doing..."

It may be innate, or it may be a disposition that was forced to develop when he was a child. Dai Xiaojing is very afraid of being angry, even if he knows that the other party is angry and does not hit him, it will not affect his interests. Dai Xiaojing is also afraid, he will come from the heart Feel embarrassed, feel ashamed.

So he always subconsciously creates the atmosphere, and when he sees others laughing, he can also laugh along with peace of mind.

As a result, Dai Xiaojing wanted to cry again.

Seeing the little curly hair drooping his head, Lu Bei was afraid that he would howl again, so he hugged him quickly, trying to hold back the crybaby's tears.

He has never seen anyone who is so old can cry like that, it scares people to death.

Dai Xiaojing was hugged, and indeed the tears went back. He was silent for a long time, and gradually calmed down, then he laughed again, and said half-jokingly: "Then I said I thought you were handsome, so you should feel better." Yeah?"

"I do not know."

To Dai Xiaojing's surprise, Lu Bei actually gave such an answer.

Dai Xiaojing always subconsciously thinks that Lu Bei should know everything, that Lu Bei is omnipotent.

Lu Bei hugged Dai Xiaojing, put his face against his ear, and whispered, "Anyway, I'm my first love, a novice."

"..." Dai Xiaojing almost couldn't hold back his laughter, "Are you a novice now? Then you are also very talented!"

After hearing this, Lu Bei smiled deeply in his ear twice.

Dai Xiaojing's face warmed up inexplicably.It's too sloppy, this man's sexy... No, it's just a smile, it's too sloppy!

Anyway, Lu Bei doesn't know what's going on, and Dai Xiaojing doesn't know what's going on, so the two of them have already had a fling.

This time Zidai Xiaojing couldn't take it anymore, his eyelids were fighting like crazy, Lu Bei refused to give him a bath, he didn't even bother to open his mouth, and let out a whining sound from his throat to throw his temper.

Lu Bei had no choice but to forget it, wipe him off and send him to bed.

Dai Xiaojing fell asleep as soon as his head touched the pillow.

Lu Bei stared at him for a while, then suddenly laughed.

He suddenly felt that he was quite bored, arguing with such a fool as Dai Xiaojing over such an issue.

Lu Bei turned off the light, got into the quilt, and was about to go to sleep, when Dai Xiaojing suddenly groped for him, turned over and put his arm on him, eyes still closed, and said "good night" in a very vague tone.

Lu Bei thought this man was talking in his sleep, so he ignored him and continued to sleep with his eyes closed.

Who knows that Dai Xiaojing didn't hear him back for a long time, exhausted his life's self-discipline points, narrowed his eyes a little, and said, "I want to say good night to you."

As he spoke, he opened his mouth and yawned.

"Are you still awake after talking in your sleep?" Lu Bei asked.

"I'm so sleepy..." Dai Xiaojing muttered half asleep.

"Then you sleep." Lu Bei was speechless.

"Oh..." Dai Xiaojing slept for a few seconds, then said, "You didn't reply to me..."

"Good night." Lu Bei replied.

Dai Xiaojing closed his eyes, grinned stupidly, and said vaguely: "Don't think about it, I love you so much. If you hit me, you won't run away, and you won't fight back. Let you hit me..."

"..." Lu Bei thought for a while and said, "Then you should run away."

This is too stupid, it is too much to break through Lu Bei's lower limit requirements for IQ.

Dai Xiaojing laughed a few more times, scratched his arm, remembered something again, and muttered: "Don't go back to my state..."

After saying this, he had no more strength and fell asleep directly.

Lu Bei didn't remember this incident at first, but when he heard it, he remembered it again. He glanced at Dai Xiaojing who was completely "conscious", turned his head and found his mobile phone from the bedside table, surfed the Internet, and was in Dai Xiaojing's eyes. Go back to Shen Yixing under the Moments section, hehe.

While answering, Lu Bei thought about how Dai Xiaojing would answer when he smelled it.

He just said that he did not reply to him, and Shen Weixing replied, ha ha.

The next morning, Dai Xiaojing was woken up by Lu Bei's disturbance.

Fortunately, after a night's rest, he recovered enough energy, put his arms around Lu Bei's neck, and pouted for a kiss.

After the trouble was over, Lu Bei was about to get up when Dai Xiaojing said, "Morning."

"Mm, morning." Lu Bei said.

Dai Xiaojing kissed him on the face, suddenly excited, hugged him and rubbed back and forth happily for a long time: "I love you so much..."

No matter what, Lu Bei must have felt comfortable hearing this, and patted Dai Xiaojing on the back, sticking with him for a while again.

The set is basically like this, Lu Bei and Dai Xiaojing didn't stay in this mixed place for long, and had another meal with Lu Southwest, and went to visit Shen Zhixing, a director friend in the nearby gang circle, cameo shooting Ben, I went back.

Along the way, Dai Xiaojing was giggling from time to time, but Lu Bei didn't care, but when he got home, he opened the door and saw the room full of flowers. Dai Xiaojing hugged him from behind, and said with a smile that he loved him.

At that time, Lu Bei had a vague intuition that something subtle seemed to be going astray.

It didn't take long for him to discover that his instincts were right.

For example, when Lu Bei went to the kitchen to get milk to drink, when he opened the refrigerator, it was full of flowers.

Dai Xiaojing came over behind his buttocks and said with a smile that he loved him.

So where does the milk go?

Lu Bei rehearsed this sentence several times in his mind, seeing that Dai Xiaojing was grinning, and didn't ask the question.

For example, when Lu Bei and Dai Xiaojing went to the garage, Dai Xiaojing had to find an excuse to open the back-up car, and Lu Bei felt enlightened. When he opened it, he found it was full of flowers, and there was a sign saying Iloveyou in the middle.

Where did I put it here?

Lu Bei looked at Dai Xiaojing with a smile on his face, but didn't ask.

For another example, when Lu Bei got up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet and came back, he was not very sober, and he sat down when he lifted the quilt in the dark, and Dai Xiaojing, who pretended to be asleep, quickly pushed him back: "Wait, there are thorns!"

"..."

Lu Bei was pushed by him, and now he woke up, looked at the flowers on his side of the bed, and asked, "Where did you get them?"

"Hiding under the bed haha." Dai Xiaojing was still very proud, "Isn't it a surprise?"

"En." After Lu Bei finished speaking, he turned and walked out.

Dai Xiaojing hurriedly asked, "Why are you going?"

"Go to sleep next door." Lu Bei said indifferently, "I suggest you sleep in the living room, or you should turn on the light and carefully check whether there are any thorns on the sheets."

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