No one loves Dai Xiaojing

Dai Xiaojing scratched his head and said hesitantly: "Wei Bing paid me back the money. He said he would pay me back what I sponsored him before. I didn't want to get involved with him, so I said forget it, but he refused. , He said he didn't want to owe me, otherwise he thought he was here to sell..."

"Hehe." Lu Bei asked indifferently, "Isn't it?"

"..." Dai Xiaojing muttered, "That's right, but don't put it so harshly..."

"Another one." Lu Bei said.

"Ah? What's the other...oh, that, Qin Shuang..." Dai Xiaojing laughed dryly, "Qin Shuang added this before. At that time, he asked me to pay for him when he bought things, but I forgot about it later. But a few days ago he suddenly asked for another payment. I chatted with him and asked him what happened. He said that he pressed the wrong key. You can see this yourself, you can’t just watch me chatting with them , You also look at what we are talking about."

As he talked, Dai Xiaojing gradually became more confident, and his back gradually straightened up.

But Lu Bei's next "hehe" seemed to be aggressive, and he slammed Dai Xiaojing's waist twice, causing him to shrink gradually, and peeked at Lu Bei furiously.

If it was really just a simple matter of paying back the money, collecting the money and asking about an accident, Lu Bei wouldn't talk about it, but the question is, is it that simple?

Lu Bei took a deep breath and asked, "Dai Xiaojing, am I preventing you from getting back together?"

"No! What are you talking about? Can you stop messing around?" Dai Xiaojing said helplessly, "I was afraid that you would be overwhelmed, so I didn't dare to say on WeChat, who knows you can check there..."

"Still I shouldn't check, should I?" Lu Bei asked.

"No...can you stop being so aggressive..." Dai Xiaojing tried to get away with it, his face changed, and he put on a smile and stuck to him, "Oh, hello, my baby——"

"Get lost." Lu Bei said indifferently.

"..." Dai Xiaojing put a cold butt on his face, a little bit uneasy, thought for a while, and walked out, "What did you say? Then I really got lost?"

Lu Bei called him: "Stop."

Dai Xiaojing immediately rolled back with a smile on his face: "I knew my husband was reluctant..."

"Put on your underwear and roll away, are you a pervert?" Lu Bei said.

"..." Dai Xiaojing became furious, "You are the pervert, why do you always stare at my underwear, I don't even remember!"

Lu Bei turned his head and glanced at Dai Xiaojing's underpants, which were of very flamboyant colors and styles, and felt from the bottom of his heart that this was not his problem.

Dai Xiaojing reluctantly went back to put on his underwear, suddenly he had a flash of inspiration, and deliberately slowed down his movements, trying to seduce Lu Bei.He didn't want to make a fuss in his heart, thinking that if he had a shot, the shit would be over...

As a result, he spent 10 minutes scratching his head and putting on his pants. Looking back, the dead face didn't change at all, and he even leaned back on the bed to watch Taobao's live broadcast.

He also opened the public release.

"..."

Dai Xiaojing sat down on the bed and said, "Why should I leave? I paid for the room."

Lu Bei looked at him like an idiot, bowed his head and continued shopping.

"What are you doing?" Dai Xiaojing said, "That's my phone, and you use my account to buy things."

Lu Bei sneered and said, "It's nothing to buy something on behalf of the general contractor. Qin Shuang hasn't slept with you yet, so I can ask you to pay the bill. I have slept so many times."

With that said, he placed an order for ten boxes of diet soda and sent it to Lu Southan's studio.

"Are you going to turn over the old score?" Dai Xiaojing asked.

"I'll renew the account with you now." Lu Bei said.

"The new account is that I didn't pay Qin Shuang this time!" Dai Xiaojing yelled, "He came to me by himself and said that he made a wrong hand slip. I didn't plan to talk to him at first. And I forgot to delete him. , and it wasn't intentional."

Lu Bei clicked on their chat page and read, "How is brother Xiao Jing recently? Okay, okay, how are you. I'm not fine. What's wrong?"

"I have no enmity with Qin Shuang, and he has never cheated on me, so he just socialized..." Dai Xiaojing muttered, "When people tell you that he is not good, don't you just ask me what's wrong...you just treat him I can’t gossip, can I?”

"How nice he thinks you are, and what a pity that you two missed it?" Lu Bei said coldly, "If you feel it's a pity, you can reunite now."

"..." Dai Xiaojing sneered, "It was all sent by him, and I didn't reply. You see, I ignored him later. And I haven't seen him in the mirror. How can there be reunion? Now I have A family with room..."

Lu Bei snorted coldly, switched the software, and began to read the record of Wei Bing and Dai Xiaojing's greetings.

Dai Xiaojing said "Oh" for a long time. Seeing that he kept reading and refused to listen, he was also annoyed: "What are you doing! I'm telling the truth now, I'm angry."

Dai Xiaojing stood by the bed, frowning, and slapped the quilt vigorously.

Lu Bei: "Hehe."

"You're not allowed to treat me too!" Dai Xiaojing patted the quilt vigorously again, protesting.

Lu Bei: "Heh, heh."

"Fuck, you paused on purpose!" Dai Xiaojing slapped the face of the quilt several times incompetently and furiously, "I'll tell your mother!"

"Tell me." Lu Bei said with a blank expression, "I'll tell your mother."

Dai Xiaojing: "I told your mother that you haha ​​and I still let me go!"

Lu Bei: "I told your mother that you used Alipay and Taobao to chat with Wei Bing and Qin Shuang."

Dai Xiaojing: "This software is normal! You swear that you didn't say a word to anyone on Alipay or Taobao?"

Lu Bei: "The software is normal, but you are not normal. I didn't ask the previous adoptee on it whether I was doing well recently. I didn't talk about when my friend planned to get married, and I didn't answer the previous adoptee asking me how I am recently." What does it have to do with Lu Bei, hehe, I have never had anyone to take care of."

Dai Xiaojing: "Why do you turn over old accounts all day long?"

Lu Bei: "Qin Shuang sent you his fitness photos at [-] o'clock last night, and you responded with a cute and shy expression. Is it an old debt?"

Dai Xiaojing: "No, I can really explain this. You can see it yourself if you don't believe me. Next to that expression is a speechless expression. I slipped my hand, and then you called me, and then I turned off the phone and got on the plane. I can't look at it later. It can't be withdrawn."

Lu Bei: "Hehe."

Dai Xiaojing: "Then what do you want?"

Lu Bei: "I said to delete them all."

Dai Xiaojing: "Then you return my mobile phone to me, and I delete it in front of you, okay?"

Lu Bei: "It's late."

Dai Xiaojing: "Then what do you want?"

Lu Bei: "Hehe."

Dai Xiaojing: "I told you, I'll be angry again!"

Lu Bei: "Hehe."

Dai Xiaojing: "..."

Lu Bei was sitting on the bed in a daze when he heard the door knock: "Open the door."

His originally depressed expression was swept away, and he put on his noble and glamorous demeanor, hurriedly got out of bed to open the door, and sneered at Dai Xiaojing.

"It's not that I want to talk to you," Dai Xiaojing quickly explained, "There is no room."

Lu Bei ignored him and turned back to the bed.

Dai Xiaojing followed in depressed: "Your sunglasses, return you."

Lu Bei still ignored him, and even covered him with a quilt, closed his eyes, and planned to sleep.

Dai Xiaojing stood there for a while, and cautiously climbed onto the bed tentatively. Seeing that Lu Bei hadn't kicked him off, he felt relieved, and retracted into the quilt to stare at him.

Lu Bei still ignored him.

I don't know how long it took, but Lu Bei heard Dai Xiaojing's terribly wronged voice: "You didn't pull me, and you didn't care about me. If it wasn't for the fact that there was no room, we would just break up like this, wouldn't we?"

Lu Bei took a deep breath, opened his eyes, looked at Dai Xiaojing who looked like he was about to cry, and was speechless: "You went out with my mobile phone, and your mobile phone is here with me, am I afraid that you will sell my mobile phone?"

Lu Bei didn't think that Dai Xiaojing really wanted to open another house to start a cold war at all, so he didn't bother to talk to him.

"Then you are determined to eat me?" Dai Xiaojing asked.

"Aren't you determined to eat me?" Lu Bei asked.

Dai Xiaojing was taken aback: "Huh?"

He never thought about it that way from the bottom of his heart, he just wanted to dump him because he was afraid that Lu Bei would dislike him.

Lu Bei accidentally said what was in his heart, fearing that it would be more embarrassing, he turned over and turned his back to Dai Xiaojing.

Dai Xiaojing was silent for a while, and went to pick him up: "What do you mean..."

Dai Xiaojing was a little inexplicably happy and vain, and urged him, "I didn't hear you clearly, please say it again..."

Lu Bei hesitated to speak, and finally, no matter how much Dai Xiaojing tossed about, he didn't speak again.

【private chat】

Dai Xiaojing: Did you sleep in September?

satellite:?Didn't sleep, chatting with me

Dai Xiaojing: Okay, I have something to look for him, and I'm afraid of disturbing him to rest

satellite:? ? ?And me?Are you not afraid of disturbing me to rest?Am I a tool man?

Dai Xiaojing: Whatever you want

Satellite: Huh?

【private chat】

Dai Xiaojing: I want to confess

Dai Xiaojing: I just asked Satellite, he said you were chatting with him, I knew you were online

Ye Jiuyue: They were discovered [embarrassed]

Dai Xiaojing: You actually admitted it [cover your face and laugh and cry]

Ye Jiuyue: ^_^

Dai Xiaojing: Hurry up and help me, I know I can't count on those idiots, I only have you, Jiuyue!

Ye Jiuyue: Yali Shanda || Please tell me.But I might have to take a shower in the middle _(:з)∠)_

Dai Xiaojing: Is retro popular among young people now, or are you the only one with so many old memes?

Dai Xiaojing: I quarreled with Lu Bei, and he ignores me now, what should I do?

Dai Xiaojing glanced at the back of Lu Bei's head from time to time, typed quickly on the phone screen with his fingers, and briefly explained the whole thing.

Dai Xiaojing: That’s it, the situation is urgent, we skip the link where you directly or indirectly call me a scumbag, and just talk about the solution [Shy] [Rose]

Ye Jiuyue: ...

Big Baby: What does he want from you?

Baby: private matter.

Big Baby: Nonsense.You even want to keep me a secret?

Baby: Then do you want to know other people's privacy, or want to see my privacy?

Big Baby: ... Are you going to make it this far?

Baby: Hurry up and choose

Big baby: Let me ask first, in case, I mean in case, if I choose I want to know other people's privacy tonight, what kind of consequences might there be?

Baby: may never see my privacy

Big Baby: You have a monopoly too unreasonable, right? !I have no choice at all (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

At 11:30 in the evening, Dai Xiaojing posted on Weibo.

The magic fairy you Jing Ge: The famous grass has its owner [shy] no one can loosen the soil [white eyes]

[Kneeling washboard in two (net image)][Hands holding together wearing wedding rings (quilt and pajamas can be vaguely seen) (selfie)]

Synchronously sent to Moments.

Dai Xiaojing: [Microphone] Whoever teases me again will send a screenshot of the chat history, you won't kill me, I'm serious.The previous things are all over, and you still take it out to say that you have a grudge against me? If anyone comes again, I will also send out the previous transfer records. Believe it or not, you can try it, shit.

留言

Shen Weixing: Fuck you ruthless

Ye Jiuyue replied to Shen Weixing:?

Shen Weixing replied to Ye Jiuyue:? ?

Ye Jiuyue replied to Shen Weixing:? ? ?

Shen Weixing replied to Ye Jiuyue: What do you mean?

Hualin replied to Shen Weixing: Our hospital recently held an event, Brain Love Day, you come to check it, [-]% off

Wendong replied to Hualin: Haha [laugh cry]

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