No one loves Dai Xiaojing

Lu Bei had a dream.

He dreamed that when he woke up, he felt weird. He looked down, stared at his meat pads and meditated for a long time, stretched out his sharp claws and retracted them, retracted them and stretched them out until he could move freely, and felt that he was Feeling like an idiot at the moment.

Lu Bei stopped his stupid actions and turned to look at Dai Xiaojing who was sleeping next to him.

He frowned, got out of the quilt, stood by the edge of the bed, looked at the height of the ground, and seriously thought about whether something would happen to him if he jumped.

It is definitely fine for a normal cat to jump down, but the problem is that I am a human being, and now I am possessed by a cat, who knows.

Lu Bei thought for a while, thinking that this was a dream, it didn't make sense for the dream to be so rigorously logical.

So he bowed his body cautiously, measured the distance with his eyes, and was about to jump down, when suddenly someone sneaked up from behind, grabbed his tail, and pulled the cat back into his arms alive.

"Beibei..." Dai Xiaojing looked like he hadn't woken up yet, his eyes were blurred, and he shook the cat in his arms, "It's still early, let's go to sleep."

As he said that, he stuffed the cat back into the quilt, and fell back himself.

Lu Bei: "..." If you want to sleep, you sleep by yourself, and you don't care if the cat sleeps or not?

Lu Bei stayed under the quilt for a while, and saw that Dai Xiaojing, who obviously belonged to many years ago, was fast asleep again, so he carefully stretched his tail and paws out of the quilt, and finally came out again, and was about to jump to the ground when he was caught again Hold the tail.

Lu Bei: "..."

Dai Xiaojing caught the cat back again, without saying a word, suddenly burst into tears, and said: "You don't care about me, I raised you, I give you delicious food and spicy food every day, but you still ignore me... ..."

Lu Bei: "..." If you want to give the cat something spicy, it's the cat's fault for ignoring you. The cat is doing you a favor if it doesn't go online and say that you abused it.

Oh, the Internet is still underdeveloped in this day and age.

Lu Bei slandered while trying to push out from Dai Xiaojing's arms, otherwise he would lack oxygen.

As a result, the more he arched, the tighter Dai Xiaojing hugged him, and the more he cried, accusing the cat of being as loyal as a dog, unswervingly and unswervingly, and staying together until death.

Lu Bei: "..."

I heard from Dai Xiaojing that his grades were average when he was studying, but judging by his ability to use idioms, it is indeed average.

And it's not common sense.

There is no way for a dog to grow old with him, unless the dog is a monster.

The point is, what is Dai Xiaojing making such a fuss about? Someone who raises a cat can be like him, as if his partner has cheated and has to leave home?

Lu Bei just wanted to get out of bed and look for a mirror to see what he looked like at this moment.

With great difficulty, Lu Bei struggled to get a cat's head out of Dai Xiaojing's embrace, and stared at Dai Xiaojing for a long time with his round eyes.

That's right, this is Dai Xiaojing from many years ago, the one I can only see from the photo, with milk fat, pure and clear eyes...etc.

Lu Bei suddenly remembered that Dai Xiaojing said that he had raised cats, but only one.

Dai Xiaojing's mother didn't let him keep a cat because he thought it was dirty (the reason why Lu Bei thought the cat was dirty was because of Ms. Ganlu, so you don't need to seriously think about the reason to deceive fools), and then Dai Xiaojing's father rushed back to talk to Ganlu During a quarrel, when Dai Xiaojing asked in surprise why he came back to celebrate his birthday, his father was probably taken aback for a while, and somehow felt embarrassed, so he said "ah" and bought someone else's cat from his car I gave it to Dai Xiaojing, saying it was a birthday present.

It was only after many years later that Xiao Jing found out about this, and he had a quarrel with his half-sister who was in charge of power in Dai's family, and turned over old accounts.

At that time, Dai Xiaojing and Lu Bei were still at the stage where the toad was stalking the swan, and the swan reluctantly agreed to be friends. Dai Xiaojing was so sad because of this incident.

He wanted to talk to Shen Zhixing, but in the end, this guy was obsessed with his love dream of being alone for a long time whether he should show mercy and give Ye Jiuyue a title, but he found that Ye Jiuyue didn't want to give him a title at all. In the midst of great grief the bubble collapsed.

He wanted to tell Hua Lin that Hua Lin joined the delegation and went abroad for exchanges on human health and life.

Let's find someone else, there are reasons or excuses, or Dai Xiaojing himself feels that he doesn't want to have a heart-to-heart relationship with that person.

Anyway, he found Lu Bei in the end.

Lu Bei felt that there was something wrong with this person when he heard it. He was afraid that he was looking for an excuse to tease him. He wanted to make a few perfunctory words to drive him away, but it didn't work out. This person's cheekiness is not a day or two. He was stunned, but didn't leave, and even insisted on helping Lu Bei repair the toilet enthusiastically, saying that waiting for 24-hour workers to repair it was so troublesome, life was so inconvenient, and his little brother Jing repaired it on the spot!

——Speaking of this, Lu Bei was also speechless.

When Dai Xiaojing was chasing him, he really fixed the toilet (although there was no major problem at first), but after catching up, Dai Xiaojing lost his memory in place, let alone repairing the toilet, once he dropped his mobile phone. Everyone shouted "Lu Bei, what should I do if my phone fell into the crack" in the crack behind the sofa.

What can be done?Negotiate with the sofa to see if it is willing to go away by itself, and then ask your hand if it is willing to pick up the phone.Or ask your phone if you would like to fly out by itself.But to put it another way, how did your phone fall into it?

Lu Bei put down his book, and walked over to move the sofa for him to pick up his cell phone in an extremely speechless manner.

Dai Xiaojing also made a hey sound of unknown meaning beside him.

……

Seeing that the cat was calm, Dai Xiaojing gradually stopped crying. He gently touched the cat's back, sucked it twice, and muttered complainingly: "Don't think about running away all day, I treat you so well, and you still despise me." , you are too mean, aren't you?"

Lu Bei: "..."

Why do cats hate you too?

Forget it, if you mess with cats like this every day, then according to the habits of ordinary cats, you have to despise you.

"Are you hungry?" Dai Xiaojing asked again.

Lu Bei didn't speak.

Dai Xiaojing unilaterally judged that the cat was hungry, got up with the cat in his arms, walked under the bed, went to the cabinet to get the cat food, and began to mix it.

Lu Bei glanced at it. Dai Xiaojing was quite careful about raising cats. A cabinet was full of food for cats. It took a dozen bottles and cans to prepare cat food.

But to eat, is impossible to eat.

Lu Bei sat next to the bowl, silently looking at Dai Xiaojing who was squatting beside him looking at him.

Dai Xiaojing was not surprised. After waiting for a while, he said, "Aren't you hungry? Then eat when you're hungry. I'm going to brush my teeth and wash my face."

After speaking, he got up and went to wash up.

Lu Bei followed behind him.

When Dai Xiaojing was brushing his teeth, he saw the cat sitting at the door looking at him in the mirror. He smiled at the mirror, and while brushing his teeth, he asked vaguely, "Why are you looking at me? I'm brushing my teeth." Woolen cloth."

Lu Bei: "..."

Therefore, Dai Xiaojing once said that he can talk to his cat, which means that he unilaterally thinks he can talk, right?

Forget it, some people have pets and think that pets can fully understand human beings. Dai Xiaojing's thinking is not unusual...

But the contemporary Xiaojing came back from school for a day, put the cat on the desk when he was doing his homework at night, and taught the cat to do the cloze and fill in the blanks while writing, Lu Bei felt that his thinking...

Lu Bei has lived in his dream for more than half a month.

He wakes up in no hurry, observes Dai Xiaojing every day, and skillfully uses his status as a cat to make Dai Xiaojing happy.

Until the appearance of Jinnan.

Damn, this dream is too real, it's all a dream, can you let this Jin get out?

Lu Bei rolled his eyes silently.

Holding the cat in his arms, Dai Xiaojing was terribly nervous, and said to the family doctor who gave him a physical examination: "Beibei always rolls her eyes recently, is she going to die?"

Lu Bei: "..." Fuck, I'm also an idiot if I like idiots.

The doctor smiled and said, "You have to go to the pet hospital. I don't know much about cats."

"Just like people, if you always roll your eyes, you're going to die, right?" Dai Xiaojing said sadly.

Looking at the doctor's expression, Lu Bei felt that if he wasn't very satisfied with the salary, he might have rolled his eyes.

"I'm really not sure about this." The doctor thought about his salary, and then he thought about the cat's eyes... No, it's the cat's treatment... No, it's the cat's problem. The boy said, "Xiao Jin just arrived, maybe the cat is stressed, some cats are not very courageous, and are afraid of meeting strangers."

Dai Xiaojing turned his head to look at Jinnan in surprise, quickly looked away, and lowered his head to touch the cat.

Lu Bei felt that Dai Xiaojing should be the one who had a stressful reaction, and he was cowardly.

When Jinnan sent the doctor out, Dai Xiaojing was called by his mother to have something to do.

Since Ms. Ganlu was full of mixed feelings about the cat sent by Dai Jian, she wanted to kill him and send it to Dai Jian's office, but also felt that it might be a sign of Dai Jian's goodwill, so she had to let Dai Xiaojing take good care of the cat. Xiao Jing usually let Bei Beimao hide from his mother, and would not meet if he could not meet, fearing that his mother would lose control of her emotions one day.

Lu Bei was temporarily "released".

If not, when Dai Xiaojing was at home, except for bathing and going to the toilet, he would basically take the cat with him at other times.

Lu Bei was lying on the bay window to read a book, but he glanced outside inadvertently, and saw Jin Nan sending the doctor out, he looked back in disgust, was taken aback for a moment, turned his head and looked over again, and looked at it for a while , stood up from the soft cushion, thought about the chances of life and death after jumping off the building on the spot, and gave up adventurism.

Lu Bei turned around and jumped out of the bay window, stepped on the floor carpet in the house, went out the door, went down the stairs, out of the house, along the corner, quietly found where Jin Nan and the doctor were, and lay down on the floor to listen.

The doctor was not in a hurry to leave, because he and Jin Nan had a good chat.

Although Jin Nan is only a high school student, the doctor is only 28, and he likes to chat with Jin Nan, so he sat on the garden bench and chatted.

Mainly Jin Nan asked, and he answered.

Some people like to talk about their past experience, especially when his resume is very good, and another person asks in a very admiring tone.

The doctor is young, but he has worked as a family doctor for many wealthy families. He must have two brushes.He has a very good resume. He has studied in well-known schools since he was a child, and his grades are good. He studied abroad and only came back in the past two years.

These days, overseas returnees are very enviable, and I think they are awesome when I say it.

Jinnan is very interested in the doctor's overseas experience. He has never been abroad. He has only seen the general appearance of foreign countries from books and TV, and feels that foreign countries are another world.

Doctors are also self-proclaimed returnee elites, and they admire foreign countries very much. When it comes to Jinnan, they naturally pick the best ones.

Hearing this, Jin Nan looked envious.

Lu Bei: "..."

He thought that Jin Nan was going to collude with the doctor to kill the cat, so he asked this.

Lu Bei doesn't have any fantasies about foreign countries, especially since he came here more than ten years later, it was even more funny to hear the doctor brag about him, so he got up and prepared to leave.

Before taking two steps, Lu Bei heard the doctor smile and ask, "You ask so many questions, do you want to go abroad?"

Jin Nan also smiled and said, "I want to, but there is no such condition."

Lu Bei didn't care, and continued to walk, and heard Jin Nan ask curiously: "How much does it cost to go abroad?"

Lu Bei hesitated and stopped.

The doctor said: "There can be more or less. The more the better. If there are fewer, it depends on which country you are going to..."

This doctor is quite enthusiastic about people, and then he roughly calculated the expenses of several popular countries for studying in Jinnan.

Jin Nan was very sad when he heard it, forced a smile on his face, and said that he couldn't afford so much money.

The two talked for a while, the doctor looked at his watch, and left first as he still had something to do.

Lu Bei watched Jin Nan send the doctor away, then turned back and went straight to his room.

Jinnan's mother lives in the same house as his master's, on the first floor, which is convenient for the master.But Jinnan is the same as Dai Xiaojing's driver, and they live in small houses on the left and right next to the garage.

Lu Bei always felt that something was wrong, so he followed and peeked from the corner of the window.

He saw Jin Nan enter the room, sit at the desk, read a book for a while, then suddenly raised his eyes and looked at Lu Bei.

Lu Bei: "..."

He was about to walk the cat.

Jin Nan was silent for a moment, smiled at the cat, and called it: "Beibei, come here."

The window was open, and the desk was in front of the window, so Jin Nan flicked his tongue and made the sound of "cuocuo" to tease the cat.

Lu Bei rolled his eyes again, and was about to leave when he heard Jin Nan say with a smile: "I actually find that you always roll your eyes at me, do you have any opinion on me?"

Lu Bei: Hehe, that's a big opinion.

Jin Nan laughed again, the expression on his face was the same as usual, making people feel refreshed, but his tone of voice was lower than usual, and the words he said were also terrifying: "But if you do this again, I will kill you, you know? , you bad cat."

Lu Maomao: "..." Fuck, this is a fucking pervert.

Seeing that the cat didn't move, Jin Nan just stared at him, he still smiled, took out a very thin art knife from the pen holder, slowly cut out a section of the blade, lowered his head and made a mistake on the paper. After finishing the question, stick it on the wrong question book, looked up at the cat again, and said softly, "Just cut your skin like this."

Lu Bei: "..."

What a fucking pervert.

Lu Bei couldn't be bothered to pay attention to this abnormality, so he rolled his eyes again, turned around and jumped off the window sill, and went back to find Dai Xiaojing.

Dai Xiaojing looked at his Beibei cat screaming in his arms in incomprehension, as if someone wanted to kill the cat.

He thought to himself that his mother's mood is quite stable recently. Yesterday he saw Beibei and touched it, saying that the cat has lost weight recently, so he should pay attention to feeding the cat, don't be hungry, it's unhygienic to go out and catch mice later. .

Dai Xiaojing spent a long time coaxing Beibei to calm down, and took Beibei out to play with electric mice in the garden (although recently Beibei refused to play this, but he wanted to try again, Beibei loved this most before. ), bumped into Jin Nan and came in.

Jin Nan was about to speak with a smile, when Bei Bei uttered an incomparably shrill cry again, even more shrill than before.

Jinnan: "..."

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But tomorrow's update will be until 08:30 in the evening orz (maybe it will be earlier, but I can't be sure, so let's say night for now)