No one loves Dai Xiaojing

"Haha, I'm teasing you." Dai Xiaojing saw that his expression was vaguely wrong, quickly changed flexibly, and said with a smile, "I don't think the atmosphere is too tense, I want to tease you to relax."

Jin Nan's hands and feet were bound, and he had just spent a lot of energy moving around to find water. At this time, he was leaning against the corner, panting, his face was a little pale, and he said sadly, "Brother Jing, this is not funny." .”

Dai Xiaojing stopped talking.

Jin Nan looked at him, with tears in his eyes, and whispered: "I want to have a serious talk with you, okay?"

Can I fucking say no to this situation?Dare I fucking say it's bad?In this wilderness, I'm still tied up like this, the whole thing is weird, and now you and the two living people are here...

Dai Xiaojing said flatteringly: "You tell me, I'll listen."

Lu Chang'an often feels that he has a tendency to be abused that he doesn't know about, otherwise, how could he be a normal young talent and business elite, and just fall in love with Yu Geng?

He felt that the relationship between himself and Yu Geng could be described in one sentence: falling in love with someone who doesn't come home.

Yu Geng is year-round, let alone go home, he won't even go back to the country for long.

Thinking of this, Lu Changan's nose was not his nose, and his eyes were not his eyes. He threw his phone on the sofa and stared up at Yu Geng who had just come out of the shower.

Yu Geng didn't wear pajamas, his lower body was wrapped in a bath towel, he had eight-pack abs, he was tall, with a straight back, sword eyebrows and star eyes, a high nose and thin lips, and a deep outline. He was very manly and handsome in the traditional sense. When he was not smiling It looked very serious, even with a murderous air.

And this person usually doesn't smile, 24 hours a day, almost every second is this face that others owe him 3000 billion and still scold him.

Yu Geng walked over, leaned over and kissed Lu Changan, and took the kiss to the bed.

Lu Changan was very dissatisfied, but he didn't say anything.

Yu Geng kissed him for a while, looked up at him, remained silent for a few seconds, and several question marks appeared in his eyes one after another.

Today is the anniversary of the proposal, so I should remember correctly.Yu Geng thought to himself.

Fuck, come here when you are in heat, run away after a shot, the ticket is booked in the middle of the night, what do you want me to do?Lu Changan thought to himself.

The two stalemate for a while, Yu Geng confirmed in his mind three times that he remembered the date correctly, no matter what date it was, he lowered his head and continued to kiss, but after a few kisses, he really felt like he was being forced into prostitution. Seeing him perfunctorily coping with the rape from life.

Yu Geng let go of him, sat up, and asked calmly: "What's wrong with you?"

What's the matter...again...again!

These words seemed to add fuel to the flames, Lu Changan originally planned to pretend to be a dumb duck and let it go, but now he sat up suddenly, and was about to speak when the phone rang.

Lu Changan gave Yu Geng a cold look, and got out of bed to get his cell phone.

"Satellite? What's the matter?" Lu Changan was a little strange.Shen said that he wouldn't call him if there was anything urgent, and it was still so late.

Shen Weixing's voice was urgent: "Dai Xiaojing is missing, it's not a joke."

Lu Changan let out an "oh" and didn't care too much: "Why are you looking for me, you're looking for Lu Bei."

The last time the incident happened suddenly, it had never happened before, so he was worried for a while, but when he looked back, he said it was a breakup, and the key point was that it was a fucking oolong incident, Lu Bei didn't plan to break up at all, Dai Xiaojing himself Thinking about things like crazy.

After Dai Xiaojing and Lu Bei reconciled, he would still show off his uncle in the group every day, as if he didn't.

……

Come on, really not.

Yu Geng wouldn't be half asleep at twelve o'clock in the middle of the night and be woken up by him saying that he wanted to eat barbecue, and then the two of them went out to find a supper stand.Yu Geng would only face me with that dead face, without speaking, until I lost my appetite.He broke the sky, he called and asked someone to bring over the barbecue.

Fuck...it's because I'm not crazy like Dai Xiaojing, falling asleep at midnight and eating barbecue, sick!Do you think you are still young?Just do it!

Damn eat a roadside barbecue, ten yuan a bunch, Dai Xiaojing can post at least five photos from different angles and different filters, it's too fucking embarrassing, as if I have never eaten it in my life, wow, every time Lu Beilu had to be intentionally included in the photo, for fear that others would think he was eating alone.

What's even more hateful is that sometimes Dai Xiaojing thinks about it and wants to be special to Lu Chang'an, which is very weird.He hasn't offended Dai Xiaojing, can the fucking Ait Shen say it?Just show off your love, can't you walk independently?Do you have to step on others?

Oh, and - this matter is really "too many to write about", Lu Changan can complain about it for three hours.

Lu Changan sometimes posts in Moments, it has no other meaning, for example, when Yu Geng goes on a business trip abroad and brings back some souvenirs... The point is souvenirs, and it’s not someone who brings them back, right?When Lu Changan eats, he will post on Moments and share with everyone.

As a result, Dai Xiaojing was about to post a Moments, which was a screenshot of the conversation, with his name and avatar erased, but everyone who knew knew who it was.

The content of the conversation is as follows.

Dai Xiaojing: [Screenshot of Lu Changan's latest circle of friends (mosaic)]

Dai Xiaojing: Mosaic said this was delicious, and Mosaic brought it to him from Mosaic

Dai Xiaojing: I think it tastes better when eaten fresh. His finished product doesn’t have the same taste, not the original flavor.

Mosaic: available online, buy by yourself

Dai Xiaojing: [Poor] What if the Internet is fake?

Mosaic: There are also fake fruits?

Dai Xiaojing: Why not?Different places have different tastes.

Mosaic: ...

Mosaic: You think too much

Dai Xiaojing: [angry]

Mosaic: it is not fresh when shipped

Dai Xiaojing: [angry] [angry] [crying]

Dai Xiaojing: I knew I was not worthy [crying]

Mosaic: [Link] I just found out that this place can apply for a visa online

Mosaic: Go back to the past when you are full

Dai Xiaojing: [Send my heart.jpg]

Mosaic: [Baji~kiss your face.jpg]

Dai Xiaojing: ah ah ah ah ah ah

Lu Changan: "..." Ah, you are tall, have you never been abroad or eaten fruit?I also sent a screenshot...is it ashamed to lose it?What a shame.

He is sure that both of them are sick, their brains are not up to their age, and they are going to six together, what are they doing here, they are boring.Forget about Dai Xiaojing, Lu Bei didn't expect that all the nutrition like Shen Weixing was given to that face, and he didn't take it into his head at all.

In short, Lu Changan and Dai Xiaojing, the "Liang Zi", formed an inexplicable knot.

And with what happened not long ago, Lu Changan now thinks that Dai Xiaojing broke up with Lu Bei's immature couple again, and he is not in the mood to care about other people's parents' gossip about short-term love affairs. Yu Geng was still looking at him with his brows wrinkled.

...Damn, you can't think too much, if you think too much, if you compare, you will get angry again.Although he would not do those childish things like a fool like Dai Xiaojing, but take a step back and say, if he did this, Yu Geng would not rush to pick up people in a panic, but would just continue to die Looking at the face, the most I can ask is "Are you still young?"

Lu Chang'an was slandering, when he heard Shen Zhixing say: "It was Lu Bei who came looking for me, this time it wasn't the two of them arguing, it was Dai Xiaojing who disappeared for no reason, he thought he was kidnapped."

Lu Changan was startled, his expression became serious, and he asked, "What do you mean?"

Shen Zhixing roughly talked about what Lu Bei told him about the situation, and then said: "Lu Bei wants to ask Brother Geng to check it out. I just called Brother Geng, and he turned off his phone. I'll come to ask you."

"He's here with me, let me tell him." Lu Changan looked at Yu Geng and asked, "Is your cell phone turned off? I said I didn't see you calling too much today. The satellite is looking for you, and you can help find Dai Xiaojing. people were kidnapped."

Yu Geng's expression remained unchanged, and he let out an "oh".

Dai Xiaojingsheng listened to Jin Nan there and was moved for a long, long time... so long that he almost couldn't help the urge to roll his eyes.

It's a good thing that Lu Bei talks less, Dai Xiaojing thought to himself.

Finally, when Jinnan said he was tired, Dai Xiaojing asked, "Would you like to drink some water to moisten your throat?"

Jinnan: "..."

Dai Xiaojing's face was full of concern, and he looked very sincerely at Jin Nan who was about to use it to test himself.

Although drinking Jinnan's saliva is a bit disgusting and sad, it's better than drinking this water of unknown origin and getting sick or dying straight away.

Jin Nan smiled and said, "Drink first, aren't you already thirsty? I'll help you."

As he said that, he planned to get up.

Dai Xiaojing hurriedly said: "No, it's okay, you sit down, you drink first, I'm better now, I haven't spoken, I'm recovering, I think your voice is hoarse, you drink first."

Jin Nan hesitated and said: "Just one bottle... In my current situation, I can only drink it directly to my mouth, don't you think it's disgusting?"

Dai Xiaojing was going to die, so he could only hypnotize himself. In ancient times, didn't the emperors eat the food that the eunuchs who tested poison had eaten?

Stay with the green hills, go home and hug your husband, Dai Xiaojing, come on!

Dai Xiaojing encouraged himself in his heart, and said hypocritically: "When is it, I still hate you, you can drink."

After Jin Nan heard the words, he still didn't drink, and continued to play the bitter scene, and said with a wry smile: "Well, if it was normal, would you hate me? We were not like this before."

You fucking know it was before?Before you blackmailed my mother's money!

Dai Xiaojing sighed softly, paused for a while, and whispered in a low voice: "What you said just now, I am a little confused now, and now I am kidnapped here and I don't know where... until now The kidnappers didn't show up either, so I don't know what happened..."

"I will protect you, Xiao Jing." Jin Nan hurriedly said, "Don't be afraid."

Dai Xiaojing looked at him hesitantly: "You can't protect yourself..."

"Even so, I will protect you." Jin Nan looked at him seriously, "Xiao Jing, I will never let you get hurt again."

"Then..." Dai Xiaojing twisted on the chair, looked at him awkwardly, and blinked innocently, "Then beat my legs and squeeze my feet, my legs are numb."

"..." Jin Nan said awkwardly, "I can't move now either."

"Then think of a way." Dai Xiaojing complained unhappily, "You can't do this, but you still protect me. How can you make me believe you?"

Jinnan: "..."

Although he also knew that Dai Xiaojing must be playing tricks with him, or even deliberately making things difficult for him, but anyway, he felt that Dai Xiaojing shouldn't be like this, he shouldn't be so difficult to deal with.

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