No one loves Dai Xiaojing

"Have you ever loved a city ④ Building (the enclosure is cute, welcome to watch, please do not enter the black, fight and jump over the hurdles)"

【[Weibo link]】

[Fuck, fuck, fuck! 】

[Ah, ah, kdl, I kdl again! 】

[What is your name, Brother Bei... Do you want to be so coquettish! 】

【It's fun】

【Brother Bei, we can't bear this, we have to do it】

[What's your name, Brother Bei! 】

[dbq, I was wrong, I am not worthy, I can only call Teacher Lu 233]

【Grass (plant)】

[Ait, what do I mean?I see someone analyzed that maybe the studio sent Weibo copy to Dai Xiaojing, and then this little fool copied it and published it.Is this for publicity?Have a new play? 】

[Who knows, and it is said that Lu Bei asked him to post it. Do you believe that Lu Bei asked him to post this and Aite himself? 】

【Hahaha I would rather believe that Xiaojing has a brain (.)】

[Please remember that we are a fan building here, don't live in darkness...]

【I'll go, there is a building outside scolding Dai Xiaojing】

[Don't pay attention to that post.The host is a fan of Gao Jun. Gao Jun has always been said to be raised by Dai Xiaojing. From cooking to fans, Dai Xiaojing has ptsd, and it is in the late stage. Every time something happens to Dai Xiaojing, their family will curse On behalf of Xiaojing to clear the relationship]

[Just now I also saw a post scolding Dai Xiaojing and Lu Bei for hype all day long, and then being torn apart by Bei fans, the post was quickly deleted, and a new post was opened, just scolding Dai Xiaojing from another angle==]

【wtmxs】

【Bully the soft and fear the hard】

[I think the funniest thing is that because Xiao Jing has sneaked into too many people on the Internet, it is too confusing, and he will not take this matter too seriously. It is fine for each family to laugh at Dai Xiaojing occasionally, but Gao Jun Everyone treats Dai Xiaojing as if he is a rival. 】

[Stop talking, don't start a war, don't end, just enclose yourself]

【I don't want to end, anyway, it's Dai Xiaojing they're blacking out on, not mother's little baby=3=[Photo of Dai Xiaojing Middle School.jpg]]

[OooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowThe baby is so wronged every day!Small poor! QWQ]

【[Photo of Dai Xiaojing Middle School.jpg]x3】

[I look at these photos over and over every day, and I'm actually a little tired.Sisters, I have a bold idea, someone go to Weibo to ask if there is any after-sales service or version update for Lu Bei...]

[Your idea is really daring! 】

[I know, but give it a go, a bicycle becomes a motorcycle! 】

[Then this important task will be entrusted to you, the organization believes in you! (pat shoulder)]

【Farewell... I... I'm out of traffic... (Cong Xin)】

[I just wanted to praise you as a person capable of great things.Forget it, save my compliments. 】

[Everyone in your building is bullied by your mother's sincerity and not me...Bei all is angry and posted for the eighth time]

【etc!You misunderstood sister!We have a gong mother, and we have a gong mother in our building!But she is jet lagged, you wait for her to get up!Don't go yet, my friend! 】

【Three and 10 minutes and she didn't come back】

[Damn it, the only Gongmao might run away because of loneliness, if this continues, find a way to get her a partner]

【…】

【I feel sad and kind】

[The main reason is that there are few people in the circle and the relationship of being dependent on each other]

[Actually, it's not Shou Ma... Lu Bei, I can blow it outside, but Dai Xiaojing, I only dare to blow it in this building orz]

[+1...]

[I declare that my cp is real]

[Screenshot. Lu Bei V: @露北//Dai Xiaojing: Brother Bei is the most handsome man in the world, Aite me]

[Hold the grass! 】

【Fuck! 】

【What's this? 】

【What does this mean? 】

[Did Lu Bei really ask Xiao Jing to send it?Is this claiming? 】

[Really... I don't believe it! ! !ah! ! ! 】

【I can't understand Lu Bei】

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa each

【It's really not Xiaojing who posted it upside down...】

[I even suspect that it is...]

【Shut up... The truth is too amazing...】

[Heizinet has been repaired, and now he is shamelessly sniping Lu Bei and claims to be the most handsome man in the world]

【Your Internet speed is too slow, and now Shen Weixing doesn't know why he responded with a funny emoji on such an already subtle Weibo, making things even more subtle...]

……

Little Jingma doesn’t know the follow-up on Weibo yet. He was exhausted from running too much on the prairie. Laid on the bed in a daze and refused to get up.

You can't force him to get up, once you pull him, he will make a fuss, yelling that Lu Bei hurt him.

I didn't even open my eyes after the trouble, and continued to sleep.

Lu Bei came to the bed again, and just called twice when the phone rang.

He glanced at it, walked out of the house, and answered, "Dad?"

As soon as the words fell, he stretched out one foot out of the door, and heard a rapid slapping sound. Looking back, Dai Xiaojing sat up soberly, his eyes were round and round, and his face was filled with anxiety and madness. He patted the quilt and signaled Lu Bei to go over.

"..."

Lu Bei walked back speechlessly, and was pulled by Dai Xiaojing to sit on the edge of the bed.

Then Dai Xiaojing stared at his cell phone with burning eyes.

Lu Bei: "..."

Lu Bei's father has nothing else to do, that is, Lu Bei's birthday is coming soon, but his parents are going abroad for a project in the next few days, and they don't know when they will come back. Let him go home tomorrow for an early meal when he is free. birthday meal.

"Okay." Lu Bei said.

In fact, Dai Xiaojing only listened to what Lu Bei's father said, but he could hear it a little vaguely and not clearly.He was embarrassed to put his ear on the phone.

While talking on the phone, Lu Bei looked at the man's eyes that kept rolling, and reached out to pinch Dai Xiaojing's nose.

Dai Xiaojing couldn't breathe, so he could only breathe out with his mouth open. He managed to catch his breath, raised his face, and asked with his lips: What are you doing?

Lu Bei covered his mouth instead.

Dai Xiaojing: "..."

Seeing Dai Xiaojing's dazed and innocent face, Lu Bei chuckled, let go of his hand, and tapped the tip of his nose with his fingertips.

Dai Xiaojing: "..."

He felt that he might be the only one in the whole world who knew this secret.

Lu Bei is actually a childish ghost.

After poking Dai Xiaojing's nose, Lu Bei put down his hand and continued talking to his father. Just as he was about to hang up, his father suddenly asked, "You and Mr. Dai...uh, um, Mr. Dai," his father said. He asked with a complicated mood, "Are you still together?"

"He is staring at me to answer the phone now." Lu Bei said.

Lu Bei's father: "..."

President Xiaodai: "..."

Dai Xiaojing gasped—although he didn't know why he gasped—and shook his head and waved his hands desperately.

"He asked me to say it was fake." Lu Bei said.

Lu Bei's father: "..."

Dai Xiaojing beat him anxiously.

While being beaten by him, Lu Bei said flatly, "Dad, I'm just joking."

"..." It's not funny at all.

Lu Bei's father sighed silently, and said, "He wants to be fine tomorrow, so let's come over for dinner together."

"I'll ask him later," Lu Bei said.

"Well. Then you can ask."

Lu Bei hung up the phone and basically repeated the call.

Dai Xiaojing was stunned, and stuttered: "I, I will go too? This, this is not very good...Let's go..."

"Just my parents and Southwest." Lu Bei said.

Hearing Lu Bei's brother's name, Dai Xiaojing became even more nervous, and said with a smile: "Let's say goodbye, let's have a good birthday meal. I'll make another one for you when your birthday is expected, we two Later."

"When are you going to see my parents?" Lu Bei cut to the chase.

Dai Xiaojing laughed: "I have seen your parents a long time ago."

"Don't go around." Lu Bei ruthlessly pointed it out.

Dai Xiaojing twitched and said: "Who is going around with you? You have a lot of thoughts in yourself, and you also have a lot of eyes in seeing others... Oh, I'm so embarrassed."

Can you not be embarrassed?It's okay to be with Lu Bei's mother, but with Lu Bei's father, they are called brothers and sisters, and go to a nightclub together...

Dai Xiaojing once again fell into the vortex of desire to travel back and beat the fallen self.

"I have to see you in embarrassment," Lu Bei said cruelly, "I will die early and be reborn early."

Dai Xiaojing: "..."

Why doesn't this person learn from Shen Weixing what it means to be gentle and considerate? !

According to the usual practice, Dai Xiaojing couldn't beat Lu Bei, so he agreed, then got up to wash and eat, and then sat on the sofa to surf the Internet.

Then he saw Lu Bei forwarding his Weibo, and said helplessly, "What are you doing..."

"You shouldn't have sent that message yesterday." Lu Bei said.

After Dai Xiaojing sent it out, Lu Bei regretted it.It was fun for the two of them to post it, but Dai Xiaojing laughed too much, so he had to mock Dai Xiaojing and post it backwards.

"Oh, I don't read comments very much, let them say whatever they want." Dai Xiaojing also quickly understood what Lu Bei meant, and said with a smile, "I didn't have any fans at first, so it doesn't matter. Don't do that next time, you are a fan." Almost stripped."

"I don't rely on fans for food." Lu Bei said lightly.

What he said was not arrogance, nor was it "ungrateful". Since his debut, he has always had this attitude.

He and Shen Weixing are two extremes. He doesn't like to deliberately sell to fans. At that time, he would rather watch two more movies to study his acting skills. He hates fans chasing cars and picking up airports in large numbers. It's not safe for anyone. , and it is not necessary.

From the beginning, he positioned himself as an actor, not a star.

He said these words openly, and never meant to hide them.These are also his long-standing black spots.

Dai Xiaojing knew that his personality had always been like this, so he didn't say much.

Anyway, this is the case, let's go.

……

The next day, Dai Xiaojing went home with Lu Bei, and the cars were all in the garage. He regretted it again, saying that he remembered a friend nearby...

Lu Bei pressed him on the seat and kissed him for a long time, then asked him what his friend's name was.

Where does Dai Xiaojing remember what his friends are called? He doesn’t even remember if he has any friends. He just lowered his head and wiped his saliva with a paper towel, and then rubbed his face to make it look normal. look!

Seeing that he didn't answer, Lu Bei asked, "Do you have any friends?"

"No more friends, no more, no friends." Dai Xiaojing shook his head vigorously.

"Then let's go." Lu Bei said.

Dai Xiaojing cheered up, followed Lu Bei into his house, and greeted him warmly from a long distance: "Boss Lu! Long time no see, where did you get rich recently? You didn't call me? Oh, you're young again, you're almost catching up Me, hahahahaha."

Lu Bei: "..."

He took a deep breath, stopped Dai Xiaojing who was about to say hello, "Where does your friend live?"

"Ah? What friend?" Dai Xiaojing asked.

"I'll take you to your friend's place, and I'll pick you up after dinner." Lu Bei said expressionlessly.

"Hey? What friend?" Dai Xiaojing was innocent and confused.

"..." Lu Bei said, "It's fine."

Dai Xiaojing: "..." This person is really weird sometimes.

The author has something to say: mjd: identification free

wtmxs: I fucking died laughing

ky: don't know how to read air