No one loves Dai Xiaojing

Lu Bei finally discovered that as long as Dai Xiaojing was around, it would be very difficult for him to sleep peacefully and wake up naturally, no matter whether Dai Xiaojing played an active or passive role in this.

But, what the hell, the wife won't sleep if she says she won't sleep.

With Dai Xiaojing's actions, Lu Bei's drowsiness disappeared, and when he teased him again, he got up his mind, got off the bed with him, put on his shoes, and tiptoed across the corridor-in fact, only Dai Xiaojing tiptoed like a thief, Lu Bei Bei put his hands in the pockets of his pajama trousers, walking like he was walking down a red carpet, and by the way looked at the idiot Dai Xiaojing who was bending over and poking his head in front of him with an idiot's eyes.

The idiot Dai Xiaojing pulled Lu Bei to his room, gently opened the door, and pushed Lu Bei in. After sitting behind him, he poked his neck in the corridor and watched vigilantly for a while, then retracted his head, closed the door, locked it, and let it go In one breath, he was about to touch the light switch when Lu Bei pressed him against the wall.

Dai Xiaojing made a puzzled voice in the dark: "What are you doing?"

Although the object is very stupid, but this idiot object is very good at creating an atmosphere. Now Lu Bei feels the taboo pleasure of two people having an affair, and feels that it is really exciting and refreshing.

He buried his head in Dai Xiaojing's neck and smelled it for a while, then turned his face, kissed Dai Xiaojing lingeringly, and was about to continue to develop, when he heard a soft patter, and the room was lit up, as bright as day.

It was Dai Xiaojing who fumbled hard while perfunctory him.

Lu Bei: "..."

All right, turning on the light is no problem, Dai Xiaojing is rare to think so thoughtful, probably because he is coming back for the first time, he is not familiar with the interior layout, and it will be embarrassing if he trips over the bed when he hugs someone later.

Lu Bei felt relieved after thinking about it, and went to parent Xiaojing again.

This time, Dai Xiaojing saved all the perfunctory, and pushed him away: "Don't waste time, you can't kiss when you want to kiss." Then, he took his hand and walked inside, "I'll show you my room. "

"..."

Lu Bei was dragged away by him, with a complicated expression on his face.

Dai Xiaojing pulled Lu Bei to the center of the bedroom, let go of him, pointed to the furniture and introduced them meaninglessly, as if Lu Bei didn't know the bed, desk, wardrobe, wardrobe, toilet, etc.

Lu Bei: "..."

He didn't speak, he just watched Dai Xiaojing introduce the furniture, pulled him to sit by the bed, and then began to rummage through the boxes.

Dai Xiaojing had a bunch of cartons and tin boxes, and he carried them one by one and poured them on the bed.

It was almost the end of the day, so he stopped this weird behavior for now, climbed into bed and sat opposite Lu Bei, and introduced something to Lu Bei from inside.

"Wait first." Lu Bei asked, "You called me to visit your room in the middle of the night?"

Dai Xiaojing asked: "Are you bored?"

"Not really." Lu Bei said, "Can't you visit during the day?"

"Where have you seen two old men squatting in the bedroom to visit?" Dai Xiaojing laughed at him, "It's so weird."

"..."

It's not weird for two old men to sneak around in the bedroom in the middle of the night and do a tour, isn't it?

Lu Bei was speechless.

Seeing that he didn't speak, Dai Xiaojing was aggrieved for a second, bent his knees, hugged his legs and lowered his head to pull his socks: "Are you unhappy again..."

"..." Lu Bei was even more speechless, "Are you still in the process?"

He found out that Dai Xiaojing was very careful, ever since he found out that it would be cheap, he used this trick anytime and anywhere.

Dai Xiaojing continued to pull on his socks, and looked up at him pitifully.

"It's almost done." Lu Bei was indifferent.

Seeing that he was like this, Dai Xiaojing was not happy, and tore off the sock by mistake. He held it in his hand and thought for a second, then threw the sock aside, stopped wearing it, and pulled the sock on the other foot instead.

"..." Lu Bei glanced at the socks, "Put them on."

Dai Xiaojing stretched out his foot towards him.

Lu Bei remained motionless.

Dai Xiaojing gasped, and "missed" tore off the other sock, held it in his hand, and handed it to Lu Bei.

Lu Bei ignored him, turned to look at the fairy man in the photo on the wall, and ignored the giant baby behind him.

The giant baby looked at it for a while, and seeing that Lu Bei didn't turn his head, he lay down on the bed and began to roll and play around, yelling "ahhhhhh".

Lu Bei turned his head and asked, "Aren't you afraid your mother and nanny heard it?"

"I said that my mother can't wake up, and the nanny is downstairs, and they are not in the same direction." Dai Xiaojing is confident.

Lu Bei asked: "Then you were so vigilant just now?"

"What if there are thieves?" Dai Xiaojing said.

"..." Lu Bei said, "You are more like a thief."

"Who are you talking about?" Dai Xiaojing got up immediately, stared at him for a few seconds, lowered his head to clean up the things on the bed, and put them back into the box, saying, "Wait a minute, just wait a moment , I just put these away..."

Dai Xiaojing quickly put away the things, put the box back, walked over to kiss Lu Bei who was sitting on the edge of the bed watching him, and pushed him onto the bed.

Lu Bei supported him and leaned back.

Dai Xiaojing clung to him and said coquettishly, "Are you still angry? I'm teasing you, why don't I fuck you."

Lu Bei avoided him, and asked angrily, "Am I a walking jb?"

Dai Xiaojing: "..."

Lu Bei pushed him away, got up and went to the front of the cabinet, took back the boxes just now, dumped them on the bed, and asked, "What do you want to show me?"

Dai Xiaojing giggled: "It's all bits and pieces, I'm just kidding you, it looks good, you have to clean it up after doing it like this..."

Lu Bei finished emptying a few boxes, and seeing that he didn't take the initiative to introduce, he sat on the edge of the bed and looked through the things by himself.

"What is this?" Lu Bei took a bunch of hard cards the size of bank cards to identify for a moment, "IC phone card?"

Lu Bei knew about this, but he hadn't used it. Back then, his family had a big brother, and he could find a public phone booth if he wanted to make a phone call. He was a kid in the 90s, so he didn't need to socialize on the phone.

"I collected them." Seeing that he really wanted to see these things, Dai Xiaojing leaned over and introduced them with a smile.

Lu Bei asked, "Do you have a hobby of collecting?"

"I had it when I was young, but now it's gone." Dai Xiaojing said while admiring the cards one by one, "Didn't you collect cards when you were young?"

"No collection." Lu Bei said, "I have very few things."

His family implements a sanitation contract responsibility system, mainly to allow children to clean up their own room as much as possible from an early age.

Lu Bei does not object to this system, but he also wants to be lazy, so he solves the problem from the root cause: if there is nothing left, there is no need to clean up.

In today's words, he can probably be regarded as a part of the sectarianism.

After Dai Xiaojing led Lu Bei to admire his IC phone card, Lu Bei picked up another thing and asked, "Is this a BB phone?"

"Your tone has never been used?" Dai Xiaojing asked.

"It's never been used." Lu Bei said.

"I've used this one, hahaha, I haven't actually used that phone card just now, it was given to me by others or bought in a store, it costs two cents a used card, many people collect it, but this one The BB machine is mine. This is also called a call machine. Let me tell you, how does this work? Send a message on the plane to ask you to call back."

Dai Xiaojing smiled, suddenly stopped laughing, and whispered, "Actually, I'm not sure if this is the case, maybe... I haven't received any news, and no one is looking for me."

Lu Bei: "..."

Dai Xiaojing recalled the bleak youth, the corner of his mouth twitched, he threw the BB machine away, and was about to introduce something else, when he heard Lu Bei ask: "Is this not usable now?"

Dai Xiaojing digs through his old treasure pile, and casually answers: "I guess it won't be used anymore, it's all history."

Lu Bei said "Oh" and said, "That's a pity, if it works, I'll use it to call you every day from now on."

Dai Xiaojing: "..."

He raised his head and looked at Lu Bei, and said with a smile, "What are you doing? Sudden nausea."

"The truth." Lu Bei said solemnly, "I'm bothering you to call."

"Hahahahaha, then I will definitely not be annoying, I will love you to death." Dai Xiaojing laughed.

Lu Bei also laughed, shook his head, picked up Dai Xiaojing's socks, pulled his legs over, and lowered his head to put them back on for him.

Dai Xiaojing stopped laughing and looked at him fixedly. When the socks were all put on, he crawled over and hugged him, buried his head in his neck, and slowly swayed from side to side.

Lu Bei asked him to shake it, and occasionally he stopped shaking it to test Lu Bei's attitude, and Lu Bei took the initiative to shake it for him.

Dai Xiaojing was relieved and continued to shake.

After shaking for a while, Dai Xiaojing asked: "Are you really not disgusted like this?"

"It's not disgusting." Lu Bei said, "I'll tell you about the nausea. If you don't tell me, don't think about it."

Dai Xiaojing hesitated: "But this is so childish."

"I don't think so," Lu Bei said.

Dai Xiaojing shook for a while in silence, and spoke again: "I think I'm so boring."

"I don't think so," Lu Bei said.

"But I really feel so childish." Dai Xiaojing said.

Lu Bei suddenly stopped shaking.

Dai Xiaojing didn't dare to shake it anymore, and buried his head, not speaking.

Then he felt Lu Bei move his head, kissed his hair, and whispered in his ear: "That's not bad. It's a pity that I wasn't there when you were young, but now you supply me, I'm very sorry." Happy."

Dai Xiaojing: "..."