No one loves Dai Xiaojing

Lu Bei glanced at the time, there were still three hours before meal time.He asked, "Hungry?"

"No." Dai Xiaojing said confidently, "But otherwise you ignore me."

"Did you take the wrong medicine?" Lu Bei asked.

"You just took the wrong medicine." Dai Xiaojing leaned over to poke him, "Isn't it our honeymoon period? You ignore me. After that, the world will end. There is only one place left to go to the moon. Are you just going to go to the moon?" Go by yourself?"

"..." Lu Bei didn't understand how he connected these two things together.

Dai Xiaojing didn't wait for him to answer, and said again: "It's okay, even if the quota is mine, I will give it to you."

"Boring." Lu Bei said.

Dai Xiaojing was giggling, and was about to say something, when the phone rang, he picked it up, put his smile back, said "my mother" in a low voice, got up and went to the balcony to pick it up.

Seeing him on the phone, Lu Bei muted the TV and continued watching the movie.

On the balcony of Dai Xiaojing Station, he opened the window and looked at the people next to the flower garden downstairs with children playing in the sun.

"mom."

Dai Xiaojing's mother didn't know if her voice had been hoarse all year round, her voice was always a little rustling, and she said, "Xiaojing, come back to play today."

Dai Xiaojing casually fiddled with the tall potted green leaves. This leaf is also miraculous. It looks lush and lush, and several pieces will fall off when touched, which is more efficient than modern people's hair loss.He asked, "What's the matter?"

Lu Bei glanced at him, especially wanting to ask him to stop rushing about this pot of green plants.

Ever since Dai Xiaojing found out that this thing would lose its leaves when it was touched, as long as it was in the past, it would be done twice.

Lu Bei didn't understand, wouldn't it be good to let the leaves hang on top?

Dai Xiaojing spoke plausibly, saying that this is false prosperity, that the old ones will not go away and the new ones will not come in. First, the dead leaves that are already dead and are forced to pretend not to be dead and hanging on the branches can be used to grow new ones faster. A leaf that will not fall off is a healthy leaf.

Lu Bei saw that he spoke clearly and logically, like an amateur expert in green planting. He had many flaws in his heart, the biggest one being: since you know the truth about planting trees, why don't you understand it as a human being?

Lu Bei hesitated to speak, turned his gaze away, and continued watching TV.

"I have something to tell you, come back and play." Dai Xiaojing said perfunctorily.

Dai Xiaojing was puzzled: "What's the matter, you can't talk about it on the phone?"

"Hey, I can't call you anymore, can I?" His mother's temper is always angry when she says she is angry, asking like a series of firecrackers, "Aren't you going back? Where are you? Who are you with? What are you doing?" ?”

"I Shen said that's the way to go," Dai Xiaojing said, "Let's talk about the script."

"What script do you talk to him about? He's out of the closet. Maybe one day he'll be banned completely. Your play will be ruined. I'll pay you to death." His mother said, "Whenever I look for you, you will talk to him One, is there something wrong with you? You don’t hang out with him, one is gay, and the other has a relationship. Don’t be like Dai Jian... No, is Shen Weixing eating like that bitch Dai Jian? The one in the bowl looks at the one in the pot? Don't be like those shameless people..."

Speaking of Dai Xiaojing's father and his father's love, his mother talked a lot, and she was very excited, hoarse, cursing, as if the medicine prescribed by the doctor for self-cultivation was actually a stimulant .

Dai Xiaojing sighed silently, squatting on the ground, from simple bumping unconsciously to lightly pulling leaves, listening to her scolding silently.

After a round of cursing, she took a breath and asked, "Are you listening? Dai Xiaojing!"

"Listen!" Dai Xiaojing quickly responded, "Listen!"

"Listen, don't you talk? Oh, you must have nothing to say," his mother scolded him, "You and Dai Jian are both men, men are the same, and they protect each other. How dare you call him shameless? Calling him is scolding yourself !"

Dai Xiaojing: "..."

His mother didn't hear his rebuttal, so she became more and more angry: "You have nothing to say, right? Why should I give birth to you? It's better to give birth to a piece of barbecued pork than you. What else can you do besides helping that bitch to make me angry? I really want it!" I'm so mad at you, I owed you in my previous life, and you've come to collect debts from me in this life..."

"..." Dai Xiaojing felt that it was too difficult for him. Hearing the howling and cursing voice over there gradually turned into a crying sound, he quickly lowered his voice to coax, "There is someone next to me, so let me scold that bitch and tell him If it went into the ear, wouldn’t your plan be ruined?”

His mother's voice stopped, and after thinking about it, this is the reason, so he stopped howling: "You still have some brains, learned from Lu Bei? He looks like a brain."

Dai Xiaojing's mother didn't know the real relationship between Lu Bei and Dai Xiaojing, and she had never met Lu Bei face to face, but she had a very good impression of Lu Bei, because Lu Bei listened to her son's words, was ordered by her son, and severely swayed her. After joining that bitch on behalf of him, the bitch was so angry that he died.As the saying goes, the enemy of an enemy is a friend, even a subordinate, and he is also very good-looking. She naturally appreciates this kind of young handsome guy who has a vision and can use it for herself.

"It's just that he always loses money making that movie," Dai Xiaojing's mother quickly changed directions, and said critically and earnestly, "Don't throw money at him for nothing, your money didn't just fall from the sky... There are many ways of people, don’t be so serious, ah, really give real money... You learn from Jianjian, although he is cheap, but we can also use dialectical thinking to look at him, he has some working methods, You can still learn."

"..." His mother often said these words, every time Dai Xiaojing answered as if he was reciting a text, "I didn't give him anything away, his movies are all low-cost, have themes, and he can apply for various special subsidies every time, Many organizations will also invest money. The movies he makes can win awards and are of high quality. In addition, he has a good image and is willing to place advertisements. He also has his own endorsement. Don’t listen to those outsiders. His film was paid back almost before it was shot. His film is not the same as mine, and the process is different. His film does not rely on the box office at all, and saves a lot of cost for actors and publicity. My I'm just in a hurry, the cost is high, and it eats up the box office."

Coupled with Lu Bei and Dai Xiaojing's personal connections, there are always rich people who are willing to invest money in it.

That little money is like a drop in the bucket for the rich, but it can take the opportunity to gild themselves.

Don't they talk about protecting traditional culture and paying attention to minority groups now? They just buy one less car and don't have to do anything else. In the future, they will be a cultural person with actual achievements, very politically correct, and have a very serious face. bright.

Of course, there are also those who want to kiss Kitazawa... I won't mention this.

Dai Xiaojing's mother doesn't mix in the circle, and always feels that others will laugh at her because of Dai Jian, so she doesn't socialize much. She stays at home all day and is autistic, and most of the stocks are traded.Apart from watching entertainment news, the most professional person she can come into contact with is her own son - she doesn't like surfing the Internet, and doesn't browse entertainment forums.

So when she heard this, she became suspicious: "Really?"

"Really." Dai Xiaojing said.

"Anyway, I don't know if it's true or not, so just fool me. I'm getting old, so you can fool me whatever you want..." His mother muttered and returned to the topic, "Stop talking so much, come back quickly .”

Dai Xiaojing was about to ask something again, when his mother said, "You don't have to go back, but don't go back!"

"Hui hui hui..." Dai Xiaojing was afraid that she would get angry, so he hurriedly coaxed her, then suddenly his heart skipped a beat, he looked in Lu Bei's direction, and said, "Mom, don't hang up the phone yet."

His mother asked impatiently: "What's wrong?"

Dai Xiaojing pressed the speakerphone, rushed to Lu Bei like a whirlwind, and stretched out the phone screen in front of his eyes.

Lu Bei: "..."

Dai Xiaojing smiled at Lu Bei, and asked on the phone: "Mom, what did you just say?"

His mother is inexplicable: "What what?"

Dai Xiaojing was persuasive: "What are you calling me for?"

"Are you sick?" His mother said angrily, "Dai Xiaojing, what are you doing?"

"I just had something to do, I didn't hear clearly." Dai Xiaojing said.

His mother said: "I asked you to come back today, I need to find you!"

After speaking, I hung up the phone.

Dai Xiaojing didn't care about his mother, and hurriedly expressed his loyalty to Lu Beibiao: "It's my mother who told me to go back this time, you just heard."

Lu Bei: "..."

"If you don't believe me, look, it's her number." Dai Xiaojing almost stuffed the phone into his eyes, "I didn't lie to you this time."

Before Dai Xiaojing went to support Lu Bei's brother, he used the excuse of eating with his mother as an excuse, but Lu Bei exposed it on the spot.

Although Lu Bei didn't make a fuss about it later, and didn't even mention Jinnan, Dai Xiaojing felt guilty.

He cared about Lu Bei's heart with his own heart, for fear that Lu Bei would hide it now but in fact he would settle accounts together with Qiu Hou.

Lu Bei leaned back, dodging the mobile phone raid, very speechless: "Oh."

"Then I'll go back later." Dai Xiaojing complained, "Let her talk on the phone, but she didn't say anything, I don't know what's going on."

Lu Bei fended off the cell phone he was holding up and said, "I'll give you a blind date."

"Hahahaha." Dai Xiaojing smiled and leaned his neck closer, pointing, "Then you do it again and make a stamp."

"Are you pork?"

Lu Bei pushed his head away in distaste, "It's a steel seal at what age, I'll kill you."

"What do you mean? You think I'm born in the [-]s, don't you? Pretending to be a young man?" Dai Xiaojing leaned his head in an annoying manner, "Do you dislike me?"

Lu Bei pushed his head back again, turned off the TV, got up and went to the kitchen to drink water.

Dai Xiaojing followed behind him step by step, with his mouth so broken that he murmured vigorously: "What's wrong with the steel seal? I don't believe that the post-[-]s don't say that now, and September still uses 'not me'. Why do you still say that?" What about vocabulary discrimination? You are wrong, let me tell you, I don’t care about you, so how can someone use this word to offend you? Can’t you say that you have a problem with your character? Hey, don’t ignore me ...Holy shit, how long has it been since you despised me? You are too fickle, last night... oh no, can you ask the baby to do it again this morning? Change your face when you put on pants? Is it an inflatable doll? Then I still think you are called Baobaotu. What age is it still called Baobao? Others call it Dad. If you don’t apologize to me, admit your mistake and take back all your inappropriate words, next time you can only call me Dad I just came with you again, believe it or not?"

Lu Bei: "..."

I believe in your evil.

Dai Xiaojing looked at him indifferently, continued to open the refrigerator to get water, and was not obsessed with being his father. He changed the direction and asked, "Then it doesn't matter to you that your brother's assistant has a crush on me, and I'm fine on a blind date, right?"

Lu Bei glanced at him while twisting the bottle cap: "Think I'm jealous?"

"No..." Dai Xiaojing twitched for a second, "I just want to tell you, otherwise, if you find out by yourself one day, you can secretly green you for me, how wronged I am."

"Oh, I see." Lu Bei said in a deliberately flat tone.

He saw that Dai Xiaojing was being careful, and deliberately pretended not to care, just to tease this person.

In the past, Dai Xiaojing always complained to him that the Hualin group loved to bully him, and asked Lu Bei to criticize him.

Every time Lu Bei read the chat records in front of Dai Xiaojingsai's eyes, his face would be noncommittal, but he would make a fair and objective comment in his heart: Hua Lin and the others couldn't help it.

Even Lu Bei could feel the happiness of Hualin and the others more and more after watching too much, and finally successfully and happily joined the enemy camp and became a part of molesting Dai Xiaojing.

As for the blind date arranged by his younger brother's assistant, Dai Xiaojing's mother... Lu Bei really didn't take it to heart.

He has his confidence.

Lu Bei is actually a bit "narcissistic". Others say that he is excellent, and he himself evaluates himself in the same way: he is handsome and tall, has a lot of money, has a good outlook, has a harmonious family, has a successful career, and has no bad habits.

Not to mention that these few seem ordinary, but if you really want to break them down from an objective point of view, it is difficult for many people to meet all of them.Among all the people who met these conditions, Lu Bei's appearance was the best.

Not to mention that appearance is unimportant. In nature, male courtship is not only about building nests, but also showing off beauty. In most cases, male peacocks open their tails for the purpose of attracting mates.

The reason why Lu Bei was full of guard against Jinnan and felt threatened was not because Jinnan itself was good or not - Lu Bei didn't think that this kind of legal coffee with low character was qualified to be called "excellent". Don't say that he can't compare to him in appearance, but the deceitful method really makes him speechless. To put it bluntly, isn't he just a duck who plays fairy dances? Lu Bei is so low that he has nothing to say.

What Lu Bei cares about is that Jinnan is Dai Xiaojing's first man, and he accompanied and comforted Dai Xiaojing for a long time when Dai Xiaojing was in the most difficult time. Even though the companionship and comfort was a conspiracy for money, it did It existed, and at that time, Lu Bei himself was still a junior in another corner of the world.

Later, Jinnan put Dai Xiaojing into a more difficult situation.

I have to admit that Jinnan is very good at hitting snakes and hitting seven inches.

Lu Bei really had a heart for him when he said that it was because of him that Xiaojing became what he was later....

In particular, I recalled the first time I saw the melancholy and delicate fairy boy from a distance, and then contacted the oily guy who was stalked and stalked many years later, as if the fairy boy fell into the mud pit eight hundred times when he came down to earth. idiot...

fuck.

Just thinking about it, Lu Bei wanted to beat Jin Nan to death.

"that's it?"

Sure enough, Dai Xiaojing was a little disappointed to see Lu Bei being so downplaying.

Lu Bei teased him, and continued to say calmly: "That's it."

Dai Xiaojing stared at him for a long time with pitiful eyes, his mouth was almost flattened into a duck's mouth, seeing that he had been drinking water by himself and had no intention of changing his mouth, he had to say "Oh" angrily, and then Went to the bedroom to change clothes and do my hair.

As soon as Dai Xiaojing turned around, Lu Bei stopped drinking water and looked at the lonely back of this little curly hair, which was both funny and distressing.Just now I was thinking of teasing this person, but it turned out that he was really upset, and I quickly felt that I was going too far.

Lu Bei also likes to tease his own younger brother, but his younger brother can blow his hair and show his teeth and claws when he teases him, so he doesn't suffer at all, so Lu Bei doesn't feel guilty.

Dai Xiaojing is different. Even if Dai Xiaojing blows his hair, he is not intimidating at all. Like a puppy who has not been weaned, he protests twice, and then squats to the corner with his tail between his legs , curling his body into a ball, either burying his head and shutting himself up, or looking at people pitifully with watery eyes, making Lu Bei feel like a heinous villain with no conscience.

The author has something to say: The Southwest Conservation Association Lu lodged a solemn protest.

It is understood that the members of the protection association include and only include the president Lu Bei, the left vice president Lu Southan, and the right vice president Ye Jiuyue. "Lu Southwest invited me to drink milk tea, and I would be a little embarrassed to refuse him at this time." The chairman, Lu Bei, was also established at the same time and served as the chairman of the Lu Southwest Fun Association.The protest was lodged by Lu Xinnan, the left vice chairman.

So, two chapters and one chapter are updated.I am no longer the only one with four thousand characters in one chapter (lower my head in humility) but according to the mysterious person, I am still the only one in another sense after all (look up in surprise)