No one loves Dai Xiaojing

"Have you ever loved Building No. ② of a city deeply (The enclosure is cute, welcome to watch, please do not enter the black, fight and jump over the hurdles)"

[Materials are true, Lu Bei likes each of Dai Xiaojing’s circle of friends, and even leaves a message, such as posting [laughing cry] and covering his face laughing and crying emoticons under Dai Xiaojing’s “hacking” his circle of friends. 】

【? ? ? 】

[Lu Bei probably hasn't posted on Moments, or else he blocked me, anyway, I can't see it.I will continue to watch Dai Xiaojing. 】

【Wait, I'm still watching】

[Where is the boss of ls?Can you add them both at the same time? 】

[Low-key, don't scare Liao Jun away]

[in the industry? 】

【Yes, keep a low profile, it doesn't matter who I am, just eat sugar】

[Fuck, I'm dead, I just searched Dai Xiaojing's circle of friends to the end, every one of his circles of friends is Lu Bei, really, no exaggeration, every one has something to do with Lu Bei, every one...]

【? ? ? ? ? ? 】

【real or fake?Wasn't it blown up earlier? 】

[I told lies that I am not human. Szd!They szd!Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!I turned it over twice!The first post in his circle of friends is Happy Birthday Lu Bei!Fuck! 】

【Fuck? 】

[I still don't quite believe it... What is the concept of each one? 】

[How can I explain it? It’s not that every article sends photos of Lu Bei, but he can refer to Lu Bei. For example, when he takes pictures of Shen Weixing’s pet dog, he can also refer to Lu Bei, saying that Lu Bei went to Shen Weixing When I was at home, I was always covered in dog hair, like this.He can think of Lu Bei even after eating a butterfly cake, saying that Lu Bei quit eating sugar.When it's raining outside, he also needs to dub the lyrics of the song that Lu Bei sang...]

【…】

【This is an idiot...】

[So it's still the same sentence...why hasn't it been exploded so far...]

[It's too high-profile, but no one believes it? 】

[It's not that no one believes it. In the past, Lu Bei's fans scolded Dai Xiaojing for posting 23333]

Lu Bei was also dreaming.

He dreamed of the middle school Dai Xiaojing he saw many years ago, leaning against the window, not moving, not smiling, not talking, in a daze, very melancholy.

Then, when the scene changed, Dai Xiaojing seemed to be a different person, grinning like a fool.

Lu Bei turned over subconsciously and went to hug Dai Xiaojing, but he was in vain.

Two seconds later, Lu Bei squinted his eyes and saw the emptiness around him. He frowned, sat up, pinched the bridge of his nose, woke up from the dream, looked around, and called out, "Dai Xiaojing? "

After a few seconds, Dai Xiaojing's voice came from the bathroom: "Here, I'm going to the bathroom."

Lu Bei let out an "oh", and fell back to sleep, but suddenly felt something was wrong, got up again, and looked at the bathroom door: "This toilet is broken, what toilet are you using?"

Lu Bei Jianlou's second-hand house is very small, about [-] square meters, with three bedrooms, two living rooms, two toilets, one master bedroom and one living room.

Lu Bei thinks that sharing the toilet with others is dirty, and using a disposable toilet as a trap is not environmentally friendly.There is no other way when you have to do it outside, and if you can avoid it in your own home, you can avoid it, so he directly installed the squatting toilet in the living room, and the master bedroom is the toilet. Dai Xiaojing found out that there was a problem when he moved in, and asked someone to dismantle it and return it to the factory for a new one, but no one has come yet.

Lu Bei and Dai Xiaojing went to the other toilet these days.

Dai Xiaojing: "..."

Oops, forgot.

He made an emergency remedy: "I forgot, I fell asleep hahaha..."

Lu Bei didn't speak for a while, Dai Xiaojing listened with his ears up, thinking he was asleep again, and was about to breathe a sigh of relief, when he heard Lu Bei turn the doorknob outside, but didn't turn it open, and said in a chilly voice: "Sleep sleepy Oh, I remembered the toilet wrong, but I did not forget to lock the door, who are you guarding against?"

"..." Dai Xiaojing stared at the door, "What are you doing? You also want to see me when I go to the bathroom?"

"It's not that I haven't seen it. Hehe." Lu Bei said.

Dai Xiaojing: "..."

Well, under normal circumstances, Lu Bei definitely didn't have the habit of watching him go to the bathroom. This matter still happened to Dai Xiaojing himself.Back then when he chased Lu Bei, he chased him all the way to the bathroom, looking for something to say and something to do when he had nothing to say, when Lu Bei told him to leave if he had nothing to do, he smiled and said that he was also here to go to the bathroom, and then performed on the spot.

...Then Lu Bei looked at him with the eyes of a fool, turned around and went to the cubicle to fuck, very pure and clean.

"..."

Damn, there is a lot of black history.

Dai Xiaojing whispered: "Can you remember me better, don't remember that embarrassing thing..."

Lu Bei didn't hear clearly through the door: "What?"

"It's nothing!" Dai Xiaojing said quickly, "Go to sleep, I'll come out after going to the toilet."

"The toilet is broken." Lu Bei said.

"Oh, just use it." Dai Xiaojing said perfunctorily.

Lu Bei was silent for two seconds, and asked, "Can you open the door?"

"..." Dai Xiaojing went into a defensive state again, "Are you going to be angry too? Are you going to be angry if I don't open the door when I go to the bathroom?"

"Open the door." Lu Bei was too lazy to talk nonsense with him.

Dai Xiaojing hesitated: "Okay, okay, wait a minute, I, I will wash my hands."

Dai Xiaojing didn't go to the toilet at all, he was just trying to delay the time, at this time he got up from the toilet seat, pretending, while glancing at the door from time to time, as if Lu Bei could break in, he went to the sink, turned on the water, grabbed Pat on the face, focus on messing around the eyes, then pull the face towel to dry off, and apply some high-end men's face cream endorsed by Lu Bei. He was very handsome and unrestrained, so he went to open the door.

As soon as he opened the door, he met Lu Bei's eyes and said embarrassingly, "What are you doing? I'm going to the toilet..."

Lu Bei didn't speak, turned around and went back to bed.

Dai Xiaojing stood in a daze for a while, followed him back, climbed onto the bed, and just about to cover him with the quilt, Lu Bei had already pulled the quilt to cover him, and then wrapped him up with the quilt and wrapped him in his arms.

Dai Xiaojing: "..."

Lu Bei leaned close to his ear and whispered, "Don't cry."

"..." Dai Xiaojing laughed, "Who is crying? You don't sleep in the middle of the night, are you making a movie?"

"Why do you reject psychiatrists?" Lu Bei asked.

Dai Xiaojing turned her head away: "Sleep, I want to sleep..."

"Say it?" Lu Bei asked.

Dai Xiaojing turned his head to look at him, and quickly looked away, quite aggrieved, and complained in a low voice: "It's meaningless for you to threaten me like this every time..."

Lu Bei: "I never threatened you."

"You haven't threatened me yet?" Dai Xiaojing stared at him, "Every time you act like you get angry if I don't listen to you, isn't that called a threat?"

Lu Bei was silent for a few seconds and said, "I never said that."

"Your expression is like this." Dai Xiaojing said.

"My expression has always been like this." Lu Bei said, "I will get angry if you don't tell me. This is your imagination."

"I don't believe it." Dai Xiaojing was dubious, "Really?"

Lu Bei: "Yes."

"I'm not saying you're not angry?" Dai Xiaojing asked.

"Ah."

"Then I won't say it, hahahahaha." Dai Xiaojing finished laughing, closing his eyes tightly and pretending to sleep, but in fact his eyelids were trembling, as if he had partial Parkinson's disease.

Lu Bei was silent for a while, and said, "I'm not angry. I'm not threatening you, but I just want to know, so I'll ask you twice."

Dai Xiaojing: "..."

"I am," Lu Bei hugged him again, put his face on the quilt behind him, closed his eyes, and said, "I want to know about you, all your affairs and secrets. You have too many secrets."

"..." Dai Xiaojing was so flattered that he didn't dare to move, and mumbled, "I have no secret..."

Lu Bei didn't speak or move.

Dai Xiaojing hesitated for a while, then whispered: "There is really no secret..."

Lu Bei still didn't speak.

Dai Xiaojing is not afraid now, just now when Lu Bei said that he would not answer or be angry, he is not afraid anymore, but he still panics inexplicably.

"Really not." Dai Xiaojing seemed to be talking to himself, because Lu Bei just kept silent.

"Asleep?" Dai Xiaojing asked.

Lu Bei spoke now: "No. But soon."

"..." Dai Xiaojing was almost speechless, "Then are you waiting for my answer, or are you sleeping?"

"You don't want to say it, but I can't force you to say it." Lu Bei said lightly.

Dai Xiaojing: "..."

Lu Bei stopped talking again.

Dai Xiaojing waited for a while, and called him: "Lu Bei?"

Lu Bei didn't speak.

Dai Xiaojing asked: "Asleep?"

"No." Lu Bei replied quickly.

Dai Xiaojing: "..."

So what do you want to do? !

Dai Xiaojing was silent for a long time, and asked in a low voice, "Fall asleep?"

"No." Lu Bei said.

"..." Dai Xiaojing asked, "Are you sleeping or not?"

Lu Bei said, "Working hard."

Dai Xiaojing: "..."

The room was silent for a long, long time, so long that Dai Xiaojing almost fell asleep by himself.

He blinked, but didn't dare to turn his head, looking down at Lu Bei's hand in front of him.

"..." Dai Xiaojing called him in a low voice, "Lu Bei?"

Lu Bei didn't speak.

"Fell asleep?"

Lu Bei still didn't speak this time.

Dai Xiaojing should be relieved, but he didn't feel that way, he felt a little lost.

Lu Bei didn't keep chasing him and asking, which made him feel lonely from nowhere.

Dai Xiaojing opened his eyes and stared blankly at Lu Bei's finger hair. After a long, long time, he let out a long sigh.

"Why are you sighing?" Lu Bei asked.

Dai Xiaojing: "..."

He froze for a moment, then looked back at Lu Bei, "Aren't you asleep?"

"Working hard." Lu Bei still said the same thing.

Lu Bei also knows how to joke, but most of the time when he jokes, he still has a flat tone and a cold face, so that others don't know whether to laugh or not.

Dai Xiaojing was curious about what this person had experienced at the beginning, but later he got to know him and asked, and found that this person had no special experience, since the day he was born, everything went smoothly, his mother loves his father, but he was born with this personality and expression.The point is, just like this, it doesn't affect his mother to continue to love his father, but he feels that his cub is very sensible and has a great personality.

Dai Xiaojing asked: "Then I just asked if you were asleep, and you didn't talk? I thought you were asleep."

"Too lazy to talk to you." Lu Bei said.

Dai Xiaojing: "..."

"Why are you sighing?" Lu Bei asked again.

Dai Xiaojing: "Aren't you too lazy to talk to me?"

"It turned out that I couldn't bear it." Lu Bei said, "I changed my mind."