No one loves Dai Xiaojing

Dai Xiaojing took the water, returned to the living room and handed it to Lu Bei, and was about to ask calmly, "Are you doing anything today?" Lu Bei spoke first: "Are you doing anything today?"

"..." Dai Xiaojing was taken aback, and then asked, "What, do you have something to do?"

Lu Bei took the water and said, "I'll go down and find Shen Weixing."

Dai Xiaojing let out a soft voice: "Huh?"

"Then come to that play, I want to ask Shen Zhixing to play a guest role. I just got inspiration, and I will find him Shunshun." Lu Bei said.

Dai Xiaojing: "On this matter, you can talk to him on your mobile phone."

Lu Bei: "Now that we live so close, it's more convenient to communicate face to face. Do you want to go together?"

That's what Lu Bei planned, try to be as natural as possible, and ask Dai Xiaojing if he will go.

Under normal circumstances, this follower must go with him.

——In Lu Bei's life, he has never seen anyone clingier than Dai Xiaojing.Saying Dai Xiaojing is a "follower" is not derogatory, but a precise description.

If this is the case, Lu Bei and Dai Xiaojing will go to Shen Wei's expert first, and then ask Xiaojie to pretend to be his father and call him to "go home" to him.

Dai Xiaojing definitely dare not go home with him to meet his parents now.

The reason why Xiao Jie was not allowed to do this in the first place was because Lu Bei still had to arrange for Xiao Jing to act.

If he "goes back to his parents' house" from the very beginning, there are nine out of ten times that Dai Xiaojing will say that being alone is boring and drive him back, but people don't enter the house and wait for him to come out in the car.

——It’s not that this clingy spirit hasn’t done this before.

But if he went to Shen Zhixing's house first, Shen Zhixing could keep Dai Xiaojing, and Dai Xiaojing would not lose face to Shen Weixing.

The reason why he didn't tell Shen Weixing all the plans first was because Lu Bei's tricks were exhausted, and Ye Jiuyue resolutely abandoned his partner to go to see Xiao Xianrou during the rare holiday...

Lu Bei thought that Shen Zhixing and Ye Jiuyue were together, and was worried that Shen Zhixing would dislike Dai Xiaojing's light bulb. If he first said that he would leave Dai Xiaojing at his house today, he would go out directly or not open the door...

Something unexpected happened to Lu Bei.

Dai Xiaojing said: "I won't go, you can go by yourself."

Lu Bei raised his eyebrows slightly, expressing surprise.

Dai Xiaojing also didn't expect such a coincidence that Lu Bei suddenly had an inspiration and wanted to find Shen Zhixing--it's not surprising to him, he often relies on sudden inspiration in this business.

The problem is, then he must not be able to use the previous reason, so he will bump into Lu Bei, isn't that stupid?Is his brother Jing stupid?His brother Jing is the smartest!

So, the clever little brother Jing was very flexible and said, "I was just going to tell you that my mother asked me to go back for dinner today."

Lu Bei wasn't suspicious at all, because last time he saw Dai Xiaojing's messages without punctuation marks after he was blocked by him, it said that Dai Xiaojing's mother was actively introducing marriage to Dai Xiaojing, trying to use Winning Dai Jian's favor in this way is really not enough, but it can also enrich Dai Xiaojing's wings and pave the way for future grabbing of Dai Jian's legacy.

So Lu Bei took it for granted that Dai Xiaojing was called home by his mother for a blind date again.

But this thing...

"Blind date?" Lu Bei twisted the bottle cap and asked calmly.

Dai Xiaojing was stunned for a moment, and when he realized it, he was suddenly in trouble!

Do you want to say that you took Lu Bei's ring on one side and went on a blind date on the other side? !What's the difference between this and Green Lubei? !Hey, am I stupid? Why can’t I find an excuse? Why don’t I say that Hua Lin is an idiot because he knows too much gossip and finally got kidnapped and waited for me to make up the last knife? !

Seeing that Dai Xiaojing didn't answer, Lu Bei thought it was just his guess, so he didn't speak, and drank water tactically.

Speaking of which, he forgot to ask about it, hehe, Dai Xiaojing had never mentioned it before, so he kept it a good secret.

Dai Xiaojing felt that the atmosphere was not very friendly, and the situation was a little dangerous, so he urgently rescued himself: "I don't... no, I didn't mean to lie to you, I didn't know, she didn't say it. But you put it this way, I thought about it It seems possible. How about, why don't I go?"

Wait, that's not right either!

Then I won't "go back to my mother", according to my style, I will definitely go to Weixing's house with Lu Bei!Then how do I get to Lu Xinnan?

Is it too difficult? !

Dai Xiaojing's expression became more and more anxious. After much deliberation, he finally became cruel and left his brother-in-law for the time being. Just as he was about to show his loyalty and say that he would not go back to his mother, he heard Lu Bei say lightly: "Not necessarily, maybe I just want you to go home for dinner. Moreover, escaping cannot solve the problem, and you will still have to go back sooner or later."

It's not that Lu Bei doesn't know what Dai Xiaojing's mother is like. If it was him, he would probably "control violence with violence" and "cold violence" against "hot violence".

But Dai Xiaojing is not him.

For so many years, Dai Xiaojing never thought of ignoring his mother.At most, he was beaten hard by his mother, and ran outside to hide for a while, and then when his mother called him, he dawdled for a while, and returned obediently.

Speaking of it, Dai Xiaojing still plausibly said that he was born by his mother, and his mother was going to beat him to death, so it didn't hurt him to treat him as alive.

I don't know what age the foolish and filial son came from.

Dai Xiaojing listened to Lu Bei's dialect in other matters, but in this matter, he was both "indecisive" and "firm and unyielding". In short, he was reluctant to split the mother-child relationship.

Although Lu Bei felt that this was not possible, he had no position to insist on forcing Dai Xiaojing to break up with his mother. He could only turn a blind eye and close his eyes, and let Dai Xiaojing be scolded. Too much, run away.

In the past few years, Xiaojing has hardly been beaten by his mother, and he doesn't know if his mother is normal, or Dai Xiaojing finally knows that he will run away when he is beaten.

Dai Xiaojing thought for a while and said, "Well, anyway, if it's a blind date, I'll..." He suddenly laughed again, and said, "There's nothing for me to do, I'm sure the other party doesn't like me. My mother asked me Those who come and go are those people, they are all gangsters, who doesn’t know who, who is out of their minds and looks at me? At most, it’s just a meal.”

What he said was not self-deprecating, but it was very natural and taken for granted, and he felt so sincerely.

Lu Bei couldn't stand him.

Dai Xiaojing was laughing and joking on the surface, but he always showed his bruised and tender flesh unintentionally.

He was just a silly dog ​​who had been bullied [-] times, and when he was called again, he limped and ran over on his broken leg, showing his belly to show his kindness.

"What do you mean?" Lu Bei asked.

Dai Xiaojing was puzzled and said, "What do you mean?"

Lu Bei asked coldly: "My brain is broken?"

"..." Dai Xiaojing reacted, and laughed, "Aren't you looking for faults? I definitely don't mean that."

Lu Bei heheed, and said, "Don't bother me if you have nothing to do." Then he said, "Come here."

Dai Xiaojing, who always forgets that his heart is sinister, went obediently, and was dragged to the sofa by Lu Bei, pressed down, and planted a strawberry on his neck. After thinking about it, wearing a scarf can cover it up, not enough , simply on the left and right sides of the face, all kinds of one.

Dai Xiaojing didn't move, he was very well-behaved, he could do whatever he wanted, but he just asked, "What are you doing?"

"You can't get married." Lu Bei said very confidently and naturally, "Don't hide it, let them see."

Dai Xiaojing: "..."

But if this continues, I feel that the relationship between me and your brother cannot be repaired!

Why don't I go see him today? !

He must have thought I was provoking him, right? !

My dad's little lover has done this trick to provoke my mom!

……

Facts have proved that Dai Xiaojing's "experience" is very accurate.

He managed to leave the house, and immediately went to a clothing store to buy a scarf to put on, then found a drugstore, bought a bandage, covered the red marks on his face tightly, and went to the audition scene to find Lu southwest.

At the scene, as soon as the two met, Lu Southwest stared at the band-aid on Dai Xiaojing's face with dead eyes.

Lu Southwest really wanted to convince himself that it was Lu Dongbei who beat him... What the hell!No matter how you think about it, it's impossible!It's still winter, and the mosquitoes haven't been born yet!What the hell is that? I can figure it out with my ass!Cottage!What do you mean?On purpose, right?Still making that———————— What a big band-aid, how big is Nima’s? !Need to use that—————— what a big band-aid!Is it intentional?It must be on purpose!Those who came to demonstrate must have come to demonstrate... Why didn't Lu Dongbei Nima stop going down a bit and bit off Dai Xiaojing's neck? !It's done!Is there a fucking symmetry on the left and right? !Fuck, what is this all about!Let me die!

Dai Xiaojing sighed inwardly.

Should have used concealer!

The author has something to say: I'm sorry, but the author doesn't know if you can grow strawberries on your face == If you can't, then go back and change this paragraph.