No one loves Dai Xiaojing

The car was halfway through, so naturally there was no such thing as a sudden stop and a different driver.

And Lu Bei didn't really want Dai Xiaojing to drive.

"Forget it." Lu Bei said.

Dai Xiaojing didn't have to grab it, he just said: "Then I will drive next time."

Lu Bei asked casually, "Why are you so active all of a sudden?"

"Then why don't you behave better?" Dai Xiaojing said confidently, "What if you think I'm lazy and don't want me?"

"No." Lu Bei said.

Dai Xiaojing didn't believe his "no", but it was impossible to say it directly, so he changed the subject with a smile, and turned his head to look out the window: "I kind of want to drink milk tea. I just watched Jiuyue drinking so vigorously. I don't know why he likes to drink so much."

"Drink less milk tea," Lu Bei said, "it's all chemicals."

"Pfft!" Dai Xiaojing couldn't help laughing, "You still lived ten years ago, right? Now a lot of teas are brewed without any additives, and some are freshly squeezed juices."

Lu Bei really didn't understand much about these things, so he asked, "Then why don't you hang out at home?"

There are a bunch of tea leaves in his house, of all kinds and styles, most of them are gifts from others, but Dai Xiaojing doesn't like to touch them.

"It's just an atmosphere." Dai Xiaojing, who is several years older than him, took him seriously into the world of young people, "Can the milk tea cup be the same as your tea cup? Tea is not important, that cup is more important, the same cup of tea, If you brew it in your cup, it will not be as sweet as using a cup from a milk tea shop."

"I think you're talking nonsense." Lu Bei said decisively, "Tea is not sweet in the first place. The tea in the milk tea shop is sweet because sugar is added."

Dai Xiaojing resentfully said: "I'm too lazy to tell you, you are the old cadre persona."

"I'm not." Lu Bei quickly denied.

Dai Xiaojing grinned: "Okay, you are not, you are a person who descended from the gods."

Lu Bei didn't bother to pay attention to him, he drove the car to the side of the road, and was about to unbuckle his seat belt, when Dai Xiaojing grabbed his arm and asked suddenly: "What are you doing? Is it okay if I made a mistake? I'm a bitch, don't you Angry, why are you so angry? You have never been so angry before. What are you doing?"

Lu Bei was taken aback, and looked at Dai Xiaojing who was flustered and flustered inexplicably, "What do you think I'm going to do?"

"I don't know what you want to do, what do you want to do? You don't want the car this time?" Dai Xiaojing hurriedly said, "Milk tea is not good, right? It's all sugar, not as good as your teacup."

Lu Bei: "..."

He was silent for a few seconds and said, "I'm not angry, I'll buy you milk tea."

Said, pointing out the car window.

Dai Xiaojing saw that there was really a milk tea shop on the side of the road.

"..." Dai Xiaojing was stunned for a moment, and asked a little distrustfully, "You just said that milk tea is not good, and now you want to buy it?"

I think you are lying to me, but in fact, you run away after getting out of the car, and you don't want the car anymore, so give it to me as a breakup fee.

He secretly doubted, and slandered, is my brother Jing missing a car?Obviously there is a shortage of people.

"You said that there are no additives in making tea now." Lu Bei said, "I'll ask, and if it is, I'll buy it for you."

Dai Xiaojing was stunned again: "Why... why are you buying me milk tea all of a sudden?"

"Don't you want to drink?" Lu Bei asked.

"I'll just talk about it." Dai Xiaojing said in a low voice, "Didn't you say you're having fun at home?"

"Didn't you say that the cups at home are not as atmospheric as the cups in the milk tea shop?" Lu Bei asked.

Dai Xiaojing muttered: "Anyway, you are right."

Lu Bei said speechlessly, "I was right in the first place."

"Then don't, I'm just kidding you," Dai Xiaojing said, "Wait a hot search will be Lu Bei buying milk tea."

"This trending search is too boring." Lu Bei said with disgust.

Dai Xiaojing said: "Keep driving, I'm not thirsty."

"If you want to drink, I'll buy it for you." Lu Bei looked at him and said calmly, "I won't let you think that I don't love you."

"..." Dai Xiaojing said awkwardly, "Why are you suddenly so nasty...I found that you are really not normal these days..."

Lu Bei: "..."

He felt that Dai Xiaojing was not normal. He used to act like a baby or complain about his indifference from time to time, but now he endured goosebumps and said what Dai Xiaojing liked to hear. Dai Xiaojing reacted like this, is he human?

Lu Bei felt as if he was flirting with the blind man, and said angrily, "Do you want to drink?"

Dai Xiaojing hesitated and asked tentatively: "Do you think I should drink or not?"

Lu Bei took a deep breath secretly and said, "Drink."

Dai Xiaojing said: "Oh, then drink." Then he said worriedly, "I'll go buy it, don't go down."

"Sit down and don't move," Lu Bei said.

Dai Xiaojing sat, not daring to move.

Lu Bei unbuckled his seat belt and was about to open the door when Dai Xiaojing said nervously, "Give me your phone."

Lu Bei looked at him, and asked the fool expressionlessly: "Is it right for me to buy tea with my face?" Then he said, "I won't run away."

"Who said it was because you were afraid that you would run away..." Dai Xiaojing still refused to admit it, he hesitated and said, "Then you can buy it with my mobile phone."

Lu Bei: "...OK."

Lu Bei was finally able to get out of the car—although it was in Dai Xiaojing's eyes full of mistrust and suspicion that he would run away the second he opened the door—he put on his hat, sunglasses and mask, and held Dai Xiaojing's mobile phone , I went to the counter of the milk tea shop to have a look, lowered my original voice, and briefly exchanged a few words with the clerk.

The clerk saw that he was tall, tall, and well-dressed. He thought he was a handsome guy, so he stared at him a few more times, but the mask, sunglasses, and hat were too tight, so he had to work, and introduced him enthusiastically. Several teas.

Lu Bei picked a clerk and said the most classic model, paid for it, and was about to put the phone away when a dialog box popped up on the phone.

Hua Lin: I beg you, just go see a doctor!

Lu Bei was startled, glanced at the direction of the car, then looked back at the phone, thought for a while, clicked on the dialog box, and swiped up, it was the chat history of Dai Xiaojing and Hua Lin when they were in the car just now .

Dai Xiaojing: [heart] [rose] [kiss]

Hualin: Get lost

Hua Lin: Finally remembered to let me out?

Hua Lin: Get out!

Hua Lin: Let me tell you, if Xingxing hadn’t knelt down and begged me today, I wouldn’t have come, and I’ve broken up with you

Hualin: roll roll roll roll roll

Hualin: [Our friendship stamp is invalid.jpg]

Dai Xiaojing: [Poor]

Dai Xiaojing: Sorry

Dai Xiaojing: I forgot all of a sudden

Hualin: Forget it

Dai Xiaojing: Brother Lin is the most generous!brother lin

Hua Lin: Forward the screenshot to Lu Bei

Dai Xiaojing: Hahahahahaha do you have his WeChat account?

Hua Lin: Seriously, what's going on?

Dai Xiaojing: That's it [Insidious]

Dai Xiaojing: I gave him ecstasy soup [insidious] [haha]

Hualin: ...

Hua Lin: I'm not talking about him, I'm talking about you, what's the matter with you

Dai Xiaojing: I'm fine

Hua Lin: Xiao Jing, I'm telling you the truth, don't deliberately change the subject, when are you going to see a doctor?

Dai Xiaojing: Damn, don’t curse me

Hua Lin: Be serious, I didn’t joke with you, you really scared me to death this time

Hua Lin: I told you 800 years ago that you really need to see a psychiatrist

Dai Xiaojing: I am not sick, you are sick

Hua Lin: I am an occupational disease, you are a mental illness

Dai Xiaojing: You are crazy

Hua Lin: Crab with Psychosis

Dai Xiaojing: One meaning, anyway, I am not crazy

Hua Lin: In what age, you still shy away from medical treatment.Nowadays, it seems fashionable for many young people to make themselves mentally ill when they are not sick. What are you afraid of?no one laughs at you

Dai Xiaojing: What are you talking nonsense, you are crazy, I am not sick

Hua Lin: What the hell are you afraid of?Are you afraid that Lu Bei will dislike you if he finds out?

Hua Lin: But if you go on like this, the consequences may be very serious.

Hua Lin: I beg you, just go see a doctor!

Dai Xiaojing: I am Lu Bei

Hua Lin: What the fuck are you doing this way?

Dai Xiaojing: Really Lu Bei

Dai Xiaojing: I took Xiaojing’s mobile phone to buy things

Dai Xiaojing: What's wrong with Xiaojing?

The author has something to say: Meritorious pioneer Hua Lin (Hua Lin: Shen Weixing is five! Everyone in the group is five except me!)

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