No one loves Dai Xiaojing

He found out, no matter what he said or did, Dai Xiaojing thought he was joking anyway.

Who the hell made a joke of a marriage proposal? !

But Lu Bei knew very well that there was a reason why Dai Xiaojing had such deep-rooted thoughts.

And just thinking about those reasons, Lu Bei could die of heartache.

"I didn't intend to come back with you." Lu Bei could only sit back on the bed, and patiently explained, "I'm joking with you. It's fine for you to joke with Shen Weixing and the others, but you can't get along with me?"

"I really have nothing to do with Satellite!" Dai Xiaojing's first reaction was to quickly separate the relationship, "That idiot..."

Lu Bei: "..."

Shen said that if you are an idiot, can you play with an idiot like you?Who in your group is not an idiot?

Dai Xiaojing then giggled again: "It's not that I can't joke with you, isn't it that you don't usually joke around, every time I joke with you, you roll your eyes at me, or you just laugh at me, I must think you No kidding... Do you think it's my fault?"

Lu Bei took a deep breath: "Blame me."

Dai Xiaojing hurriedly said: "I didn't say it was your fault, it was me."

"You think my proposal to you is just for fun, and I have to ask you for the ring back after one night. You are so insecure in this relationship, you blame me." Lu Bei said calmly, "If it is Shen Weixing, I guess you Not so insecure."

Dai Xiaojing's eyes widened immediately: "No! What are you talking about? Why are you involved with him again? I have nothing to do with him!"

"I don't mean that," Lu Bei looked at him and said, "I just use him as an example."

Dai Xiaojing said blankly: "You're fine, don't make nonsense."

Lu Bei looked at him silently for a while, then suddenly smiled and said, "Yes."

Dai Xiaojing: "Huh?"

"Are you still sleeping?" Lu Bei asked.

Dai Xiaojing shook his head.

"Then go wash up and go out to eat together." Lu Bei said, took his mobile phone, lowered his head and didn't know who to send the message to, and then went to the bathroom.

Dai Xiaojing became more and more at a loss, his head was full of question marks, he was stunned for a while, climbed out of bed, and followed in with his slippers: "No, I really have nothing to do with Satellite...don't change the subject suddenly, as if I was talking to him Like anything, I swear, I never..."

"I know you have nothing to do with him." Lu Bei lowered his head and squeezed the toothpaste, and put the toothbrush in Xiaojing's hand, "Brush your teeth."

Dai Xiaojing held the toothbrush, didn't brush his teeth in a hurry, and continued to talk: "Did you suddenly dislike me again?"

Lu Bei turned his head and pushed the toothbrush away for him, and the toothbrush buzzed and vibrated.

"brush teeth."

Dai Xiaojing didn't care about the buzzing of the toothbrush in his hand, and became more and more anxious: "No, what do you mean now? Lu Bei, don't change the subject, you——"

Lu Bei directly grabbed his hand and forced the toothbrush into his mouth: "Brush, teeth."

Dai Xiaojing: "..."

The toothpaste was all on the teeth, so Dai Xiaojing had to brush his teeth with resentment.

Lu Bei squeezed toothpaste for himself, looked at Dai Xiaojing in the mirror who was suspicious and expectant, and squinted at his own Dai Xiaojing, couldn't help but brushed his teeth while laughing.

Dai Xiaojing looked at Lu Bei and suddenly laughed, his expression becoming more and more confused.

He suspected that Lu Bei was out of his mind.

After brushing your teeth, rinsing your mouth, and washing your face, the two of them went to change their clothes, went out, and entered the elevator.

Dai Xiaojing pressed the first floor, Lu Bei reached out and pressed the parking lot on the first floor.

"There is food outside here, and you still drive? Your new car is amazing? Where are you going to eat?" Dai Xiaojing asked consecutively.

Lu Bei said lightly: "Your restaurant."

Dai Xiaojing: "Ah? What are you doing there to eat in the morning? The whole diagonal line goes by here. Waiting for you to go there, it's been two hours, and it's time for lunch."

Lu Bei let out an "oh", lowered his head and unzipped Dai Xiaojing's bag, and took out a piece of bread and milk for him: "Eat it first if you're hungry."

"Ah?" Dai Xiaojing was extremely confused, "What are you going to do?"

When Dai Xiaojing arrived at the restaurant, he knew what Lu Bei was going to do.

First, Wen Dong held back a smile that seemed to have been expected, and sent them to the box.

As soon as the door opened, laughter and laughter came from inside.

"The acting president and Director Lu are here." Wen Dong said.

The few people inside who were talking about something enthusiastically stopped suddenly, and turned their heads in unison to look over.

Zhang Zuo smiled and raised his chin to say hello: "Hey, here we come."

"This way, sit here with me!" Hua Lin waved enthusiastically.

Shen Weixing asked smoothly, "So long?"

Lu Bei naturally put his hand behind Xiao Jing's back, half pushed him over, and explained to Shen Zhixing, "If you leave the house late, there will be a traffic jam. Ye Jiuyue didn't come?"

"Here we come," Shen Weixing said, "I went out to buy milk tea with your brother."

He glanced at Dai Xiaojing, and swallowed back the last sentence "mainly for your brother to continue to build up his mind".

Dai Xiaojing hurriedly interrupted: "What the hell are you doing? Get together all of a sudden? Why didn't I know?" He thought for a while, then took a breath, "Have you started a group behind my back?"

Just as Hua Lin was about to break out of such a dangerous topic, Dai Xiaojing continued, "You didn't pull me into the group when you pulled Lu Bei into the group? What do you mean? Then you are playing with him now, not with me? "

Oh, that idiot is not talking about that, think highly of him.

Hua Lin was relieved, and said very sincerely: "Absolutely not, we definitely didn't pull Lu Bei to build a group without telling you, I'm going to lie to you, I'm a pig."

Dai Xiaojing asked: "Then why..."

"Fuck." Zhang Zuoxian laughed and cursed, "Lu Bei, you didn't tell him? Are you still making a surprise? Fuck, crap."

Dai Xiaojing was in a hurry: "Who the hell will come and tell me what's going on? What are you going to do?"

"What else could it be?" Zhang Zuo couldn't help laughing, "Early in the morning, Lu Bei asked the satellite to come out to us, saying that you had a girlfriend, and he wanted to show us the girlfriend, and by the way, he would be a witness to prove that the two rings were given to you. Don't go back. Damn..."

Apart from "fuck", there is no other word to express Zhang Zuo's mood at this moment.

He played games all night last night, and he originally decided not to get up if anything happened today.In the end, such a thing happened, hey, even if he crawls, he will crawl over!

【Did Dai Xiaojing play with you today? Is Dai Xiaojing finished today】

Lu Changan: [red envelope]

Lu Changan: Hurry up and be dedicated to the live broadcast, okay?

Lu Changan: If you belong to my company, don’t even want year-end bonuses

Lu Changan: @华临@文东@张作@沉言行

Zuo Yong: [Red envelope]

White double: [red envelope]

Feng Dan: [red envelope]

[Lu Southwest received your red envelope]

[Lu Southwest received your red envelope]

[Lu Southwest received your red envelope]

[Lu Southwest received your red envelope]

[Lu Southwest has withdrawn from this group]

Lu Changan: ...

Zuo Yong: ...

Bai Shuang: ...

Bai Shuang: If you quit the group, you will quit the group, and you should grab a red envelope first?

Zhang Zuo: I want to know who pulled him in @沉解行

Shen Weixing: [It's nothing to do with cats, cats don't know anything.jpg]

Shen Weixing: @叶九月

Ye Jiuyue: [It's nothing to do with cats, cats don't know anything.jpg]

Ye Jiuyue: @文东

Wendong: [It’s nothing to do with cats, cats don’t know anything.jpg]

Wendong: @华临

Hua Lin: I think only @沉言行@叶九月 in this group has Lu Bei's brother's WeChat account...

Ye Jiuyue: @沉解行

Shen said:? ? ?

【private chat】

Big baby: Did you bring Lu Xinnan in?

Baby: When you pulled me in, he saw it

Baby: He said he wanted to come in and have a look

Big baby: Then why did you blame me [Shocked]

Little baby: [None of the cat thing, cats don't know anything.jpg]

Little baby: Today is also an indomitable man (づ￣3￣)づ

big baby:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Ye Jiuyue put down her phone and asked her good friend, "Why are you quitting the group again?"

The good friend said blankly: "Hehe. A bunch of idiots."

Ye Jiuyue said suspiciously: "But after you went in, they only gave out red envelopes and didn't say anything else."

The good friend said coldly: "That's also stupid. If I say they are stupid, they are stupid. If you speak for them, you are also stupid."

Ye Jiuyue was upset, and said coldly, "Your brother is dating Dai Xiaojing."

"Fuck!" Lu Southwest jumped up suddenly, "Shut up!"

"You'll see it later when you go up." Ye Jiuyue said calmly, "You'd better face the reality."

Lu Xinnan screamed, "I'm not going up!"

Ye Jiuyue looked at him suddenly with loving eyes, and gently persuaded: "It's useless to deceive yourself and others. Your brother's personal emotional development is not transferred by your will, but he will very much hope that you can bless him."

"Sai Lan," Ye Jiuyue suddenly grabbed Lu Xinnan's hand, patted the back of his hand slowly and heavily, and said earnestly, "Thunder is the only butterfly!"

"Shut up, Lei!" Lu Southan cursed angrily.

The author has something to say: I regret to tell everyone that after years of baptism, the brain circuits of Shen Zhixing and Ye Jiuyue are still not connected, and the group of killer friends is still betraying each other.

Lei is his only hero: You are his only brother.

Shut up Lalei: You shut up.

The cat expression pack is from "Cat Duobao Fighting Picture". You can find this cat series emoticon pack w super cute~