No one loves Dai Xiaojing

Hua Lin: Damn it.

Hua Lin: Just now I was so scared that the WiFi was disconnected.

Hua Lin: Dai Xiaojing, you and Lu Bei are poisonous, right?

Hua Lin: What about committing suicide?

Dai Xiaojing: Damn

Dai Xiaojing: @华临I haven't mentioned you yet, what's wrong, I'm going to commit suicide?

Dai Xiaojing: I heard that you were the one who said I was going to commit suicide

Dai Xiaojing: Hualin, are you poisonous?

Hua Lin: Damn, I saved your life, okay?You swear that you won't be upset if you can't find Lu Bei again?

Dai Xiaojing: I am too lazy to tell you

Dai Xiaojing: Someone cooked a supper for me, I’ll eat it [happy] [happy] [dance] [dance] [kiss] [rose] [heart]

Hualin: Fuck...

Hua Lin: I have a problem and I will ask you to date me

Hua Lin: Are there any survivors?

Hua Lin: I want to eat supper too!

Zhang Zuo: Go and eat

Zhang Zuo: I'm going to block this group. If I'm going wild at this time, the news from this group will spread more.

Hua Lin: Forget it, I’m too lazy to go out

Bai Shuang: Order takeaway, my friend, what age is this?

Hua Lin: Forget it, I’m too lazy to call

Zuo Yong: I don't think you sincerely want to eat takeaway, but you are envious of Xiaojing's dating

Hualin: Not really

Hualin: I am single

Hualin: I am single and noble

Hua Lin: Vulgar talents like you have sex, I am out of vulgar taste

Hualin: [Slightly slightly]

Dai Xiaojing: That is, can home-cooked supper be comparable to takeaway?

Dai Xiaojing: Eat less takeaway, a lot of waste oil

Dai Xiaojing: I cook clean at home

Dai Xiaojing: Some takeaway dishes are not washed

Dai Xiaojing: [Lu Bei bows his head to cook supper (head coding).jpg]

Dai Xiaojing: [Supper.jpg]

Dai Xiaojing: [Lu Beiduan Supper (face code).jpg]

Hua Lin: Get out and eat your supper (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Hua Lin: Still typing, no one knows who it is!

Hua Lin: Spit out the takeaway you ate before!You are not worthy to eat!

Hua Lin: [□□Violent beating (cat punching).gif]

When renovating, Lu Bei thought about it. If he didn't like to go into the kitchen, Dai Xiaojing couldn't count on it. So when they lived together, the kitchen was basically just a decoration.At most, boil instant noodles with oatmeal, fry bread and eggs, it's the best.

That being the case, I simply made an open kitchen, and the picture looks good.

So, now Lu Bei can clearly see Dai Xiaojing's every move in the kitchen.

Dai Xiaojing is squatting on the sofa and playing with his mobile phone passionately, frantically trying to buy the photo of the two rings as the number one hot search.

Of course, this is just an exaggeration.

Not so.

He doesn't care about left or right anymore, and his reputation is just a cloud to him.

No, I'm humiliating Floating Cloud.

Floating Cloud is much cleaner than his reputation.

But in case someone picks up the ring as a gift from Lu Bei, then Lu Bei will not be able to wash it off even if he jumps into the Yellow River.

Dai Xiaojing didn't even dare to post in Moments, he only dared to post in cooking groups.

When I posted it, I felt a sense of elation, but after thinking about it, I was not satisfied enough. I also secretly took pictures of Lu Bei cooking instant noodles, and then coded them to hypnotize myself.

Lu Bei knew that Dai Xiaojing had posed for the ring in a sneaky way, and then secretly took pictures of himself.

He ignored it and continued to cook the noodles seriously.

He seldom cooks. In fact, he is a little worried that the noodles will be boiled, which would be more embarrassing.

Lu Bei knocked an egg down, took a break from his busy schedule, and looked up at Dai Xiaojing.

Dai Xiaojing curled up in the corner of the sofa, clutching his mobile phone, typing fast with his hands, probably to show off in their cooking group.

Dai Xiaojing loves to show off.

People are divided into groups, and the group of friends he makes are similar.

Lu Bei often hears that Dai Xiaojing starts calling out while chatting on his mobile phone. He is very angry and strongly accuses Shen Weixing and Lu Changan of showing affection and embarrassing him. He can't bear this kind of extremely boring behavior!

Especially Lu Changan, a hermaphrodite!

On the surface, Lu Changan looks like a dog, when he goes out, he is cool and domineering, and his steps are lively, and people will respectfully call "Mr. Lu" when they see him. Who would have thought that he is actually a wealthy man who hates his husband behind his back!Every day and every day, on the one hand, he despises his partner as an idiot, and on the other hand, he pretends to casually show it in the photo when he gives him anything.

What he knew was that Lu Changan was out of his mind.

I don't know, I can think that this is a poor ratio that can't be on the stage.

Don't you have no money and can't afford those things?As for?As for?Look at the way he has never seen the world, ha ha.

After supper was cooked, Lu Beiduan went to the restaurant without calling, and Dai Xiaojing spontaneously came over. He was so happy that he took dozens of photos of a bowl of instant noodles with boiled eggs.

Lu Bei thought this guy was stupid, but at the same time he thought he was cute, so he didn't urge him, so he went to make a glass of milk by himself.

Lu Bei doesn't like supper.

Dai Xiaojing finally took the photos and sent them out to show off his success, so he put down his phone and concentrated on eating noodles.

Lu Bei was sitting opposite him, drinking milk and reading the news.

Dai Xiaojing ate and ate, and couldn't help but look up at Lu Bei furtively.

After looking at it for a while, my eyes moved to the two rings on my hand, after much deliberation, I suddenly felt that people are mortal, and it would be really cool to die at this time.

He thought again, he didn't know why Lu Bei's skull suddenly broke, did he freeze in Antarctica...

Dai Xiaojing was thinking wildly when he suddenly saw Lu Bei reaching for his mobile phone. Before he could react, he watched Lu Bei take it over in a daze, and unlocked it with his fingerprint in a grandiose and very natural way...

"Hey——" Dai Xiaojing came back to his senses, just opened his mouth, and became dumb again.

Lu Bei looked up at him, expressionless, and handed the phone back to him.

"What are you doing..." Dai Xiaojing smiled mischievously, pushed the phone back, and said in a very doggy way, "Look, just watch it, you can not only watch it, but also use it as you like, whatever you want. "

Lu Bei was a little speechless, took back his phone, and continued.

Dai Xiaojing thought to himself, probably Lu Bei wants to check whether he has blackmailed Jinnan...

"I blocked Jinnan, and I let him die...I scolded him..."

Dai Xiaojing: "..."

Lu Bei pressed the next voice bar slowly.

"Look, I'm really scolding Jinnan. I'll scold you as much as you want me to. Don't block me..."

Dai Xiaojing: "..."

"You ask me, hiccup, I will do whatever you ask me to do, and I will do whatever you say in the future..."

"What are you doing?!" Dai Xiaojing couldn't hold back anymore, with chopsticks in his hand, he crossed the table to grab his mobile phone, "What are you doing?!"

Lu Bei had been prepared for a long time. He raised his hand and leaned back. Through the table, Dai Xiaojing couldn't grab the phone.

Dai Xiaojing stood up and walked around the table to grab it.

The few voicemails he sent after he was blocked by Lu Bei continued to play.

"You talk to me first... I'm sorry, I, hiccup, I'm sorry, I, hiccup, I'm just..."

"Lu Bei!"

When Lu Bei saw him coming, he also stood up, clutching his phone to avoid Dai Xiaojing's snatching hands.

"I am, Jinnan said he loves me, I didn't plan to talk to him, he loved me, but I didn't talk to him, I love you, but..."

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!" Seeing that he couldn't grab it, Dai Xiaojing suddenly opened his mouth and said "ah" loudly, trying to artificially prevent Lu Bei's public execution, "ah—hmm——"

Lu Bei directly blocked this mouth with his mouth.

Dai Xiaojing: "..."

The voice bar is still playing.

"Sorry, I was wrong, cough cough... cough cough cough cough... hiccup... sorry, don't ignore me, don't be angry with me... I will never do this again... hiccup... cough cough... ..."

Dai Xiaojing was anxious to stop the voice bar, but didn't dare to move, only dared to look at Lu Bei with aggrieved eyes.

Lu Bei had actually noticed this a long time ago.

As long as he kisses Dai Xiaojing and hugs Dai Xiaojing, Dai Xiaojing will be at his mercy.

After the voice note was played, Lu Bei let go of Dai Xiaojing, with a subtle expression on his face.

Mouthful of instant noodles.

After the public execution just now, Dai Xiaojing has no love in his life, so he simply broke the jar...sit back and eat noodles, and completely give up his mobile phone!Protest by eating noodles silently!

Otherwise, what else can I do, my hands are short to hold people, and my mouth is soft to eat people, now I can even eat and hold it QWQ

Lu Bei pulled the napkin to wipe the soup from the corner of his mouth, and silently drank a few sips of milk, finally suppressing the smell of instant noodles, and continued to flip through Xiaojing's phone.

He finished reading what Dai Xiaojing sent to him when he was blocked by him, swiped down, and hurriedly scanned the last sentence of Shen Wei Xinghualin's dialog box, finally stopped on Jinnan's name, and poked in. .

Lu Bei looked at it from the very beginning.

At first, Jinnan added Dai Xiaojing.

Jinnan: Brother Xiao Jing, I am Jinnan

Dai Xiaojing: hello hello

Jinnan: I'm back home

Dai Xiaojing: welcome welcome

Jinnan: Long time no see, meet up?

Dai Xiaojing: Ah, unfortunately, we are abroad, we will make an appointment later

Jinnan: I saw you [laugh cry]

Dai Xiaojing: Oh, you may see my younger brother, I have a younger brother who looks very much like me

Jinnan: [laugh cry] [laugh cry]

Jinnan: Brother Xiaojing, don't you want to see me?

Jinnan: I’m here to apologize to you

The next paragraph was cut off, probably because the two met and talked directly.

Then in the next period of time, intermittently, Jinnan asked Dai Xiaojing to confess his love and ask for reunion, but Dai Xiaojing declined all kinds of Tai Chi.

In the end, Dai Xiaojing scolded Jinnan.

Hmm... The scolding is not very distracting.

Dai Xiaojing: Go to hell

Then it was blacked out.

Dai Xiaojing watched his words and expressions, and tried to flatter him, and tentatively said: "Are you reading what I sent to someone? I... I am not reluctant to scold him, that is, I am not in the mood to pay attention to him at that time. Or , Let him out and scold him again, I will scold you as much as you want me to."

Lu Bei asked lightly, "You still want to release him?"

"..." Dai Xiaojing shivered, and hurriedly swore, "I won't let you go!"

"Then why do you scold him?" Lu Bei asked.

Dai Xiaojing felt that he was going to die by himself... He racked his brains and had a flash of inspiration, and said, "I'll call him to you, you add him, but I won't."

Lu Bei was silent for a few seconds and asked, "Why should I add him?"

Dai Xiaojing quickly echoed: "Yes, if you don't add him, why should you add him? He doesn't deserve it. If you add him, the number will be dirty."

Lu Bei: "..."

oops!What are you doing!What does your expression mean?

This doesn't work, that doesn't work, I think you're trying to make things difficult for me, Brother Jing!

Brother Xiaojing was worried and uneasy, his eyes flickered, trying to figure out what he meant: "You...you think my account is dirty, I'll change my WeChat account... I have opened two new mobile phone numbers, so I won't cancel them , open a new WeChat ID..."

"Xiaojing." Lu Bei called him.

Dai Xiaojing replied awkwardly: "What are you doing?"

"It's over," Lu Bei said.

Dai Xiaojing was startled.

"Just delete it, don't bother with him anymore." Lu Bei put the phone back in front of Dai Xiaojing, and said flatly, "He's not important."

Dai Xiaojing flattered and echoed: "Yes, yes, what is he, or else he is so shameless, I don't even remember this..."

"Anyway, you love me." Lu Bei continued.

Dai Xiaojing: "..."

Misfiring again.

Lu Bei looked at him and raised his eyebrows slightly: "Why, no?"

Dai Xiaojing: "..."

Lu Bei took back Dai Xiaojing's phone, unlocked it, found his page, and clicked on a voice note.

"I won't lie to you again, you say something to me first... I'm sorry, I, hiccup, I apologize, I, hiccup, I'm just... I'm just, it's Jinnan who said he loves me, I didn't intend to pay attention He, he loves me, I ignore him, I love you, but—"

Hearing this, Lu Bei turned off the voice, frowned, and let out a "tsk".

Can't develop a fast forward function?I don't want to hear the previous string.

Dai Xiaojing: "..."

Lu Bei raised his eyes to look back at his face.

Dai Xiaojing: "..."

The two looked at each other for half a minute, Dai Xiaojing was defeated, he lowered his head and silently cleaned up the dishes, preparing to flee to the kitchen country to wash dishes to avoid the limelight...

"I love you, Xiaojing."

Dai Xiaojing stopped where he was.

Lu Bei said behind him, "If you want to hear this, just listen to me."