No one loves Dai Xiaojing

"Fuck | Your family Jinnan!" Dai Xiaojing was so anxious that he was about to smoke, struggling desperately in the hands of the burly man, and screamed in a panic, "Stop him, I'll give you money! How much he gives you, I'll give you money!" Mom will give ten times! I will do what I say! Ten times! I will give you all my money! I lied to you that I am a dog! Save Lu Bei! I beg you——Lu Bei——Jinnan you Come at me! Don't touch him! Ahhh!"

Lu Bei was pinned down almost half of his body, unable to move, and his hair was also grabbed by Jin Nan. He exerted all his strength, barely managed to catch a glimpse of Dai Xiaojing who was covered in his mouth and jumping, and immediately He was twisted back by Jin Nan, and a piece of hair was almost pulled out by the roots.

"Don't touch Xiao Jing." Lu Bei said.

"It's so fucking affectionate." Jin Nan's eyes were dull, and he looked at Lu Bei gravely, and he could vaguely see a slight twitch on his face.

Jin Nan's hands holding the bottle were bulging with veins from anger, trembling, and brought the mouth of the bottle close to Lu Bei's face.

——Suddenly, Jin Nan heard the phone of the boatman behind him rang.

Startled, he looked back warily.

The boatman was calm and composed, made a gesture, and answered: "Oh... oh, good."

After hanging up the phone, the boatman sighed: "It's been so long and noisy, someone is coming, hurry up—"

At this moment, suddenly the big man shouted and cursed from Dai Xiaojing. Jin Nan and the boatman looked over and saw Dai Xiaojing biting the big man's arm, struggling to kick the big man's lower body with his hands still Thumping in a regular manner, the big man is not made of iron, it will definitely hurt and annoyed, so he pinned him down and hit him a few times with his backhand.

Jin Nan only glanced at it, judged that Dai Xiaojing was struggling in vain, so he didn't care, he lowered his head and was about to make a quick decision, and got rid of Lu Bei, when suddenly his eyes went dark, he was stunned for a moment, and then I felt a sharp burning pain...

Until this moment, Jin Nan was stunned for a moment, and only reacted when he heard a panicked question from the side...

"Ah——" Jin Nan let go of his hands in pain, sat back on the ground, covered his eyes and face with his hands, and screamed loudly.

The pain... is heart-piercing pain!

"Water! Water—don't let them run away! Kill Lu Bei!" Jin Nan screamed, relying on his memory, groping and crawling sideways, which really made him climb over the mottled old pier Without hesitation, he jumped into the sea.

There was only a long concrete bridge that led out to the sea, and there was no tap or other large source of water, so he had to jump into the sea to wash away the corrosive liquid that had spilled on his eyes and face.

Lu Bei didn't speak much just now, and although he didn't have an exact picture in his mind, he didn't want to mess himself up until the last moment, and he was calmly looking for opportunities.

Taking advantage of the moment when the boatman and Dai Xiaojing distracted Jin Nan's attention, and Jin Nan let go of his hand for a while, Lu Bei fought hard and pushed Jin Nan's hand holding the bottle towards Jin Nan. , he gritted his teeth and tried his best to avoid the pain from his scalp.

It happened so suddenly that the big man who grabbed Lu Bei was stunned for a moment.Of course, his reaction was considered very fast - he quickly let go of Lu Bei, and took two steps back to prevent the liquid on Jin Nan's body from getting on him and causing harm to Chi Yu...

The big man took two steps back, watched Jinnan jump into the sea, and heard what Jinnan yelled, and now he reacted and turned around to catch Lu Bei.

But he still can't catch it.

Lu Bei was different from him, he didn't have the slightest intention of "watching the fun". Just when Jin Nan yelled to jump into the sea and the big man let go and retreated, Lu Bei didn't blink, rolled up from the ground, and rushed to the In front of Dai Xiaojing, he reached out to insert the eyes of the person who was holding Dai Xiaojing.

The man dodged subconsciously, but Lu Beiben just feinted his shot and didn't intend to really poke him in the eye. He just wanted to take advantage of the fact that he was frightened and dodged, so as not to grab Dai Xiaojing—this man is very "dedicated" It's about this time, and Dai Xiaojing was still tightly grasped - Lu Bei directly slashed the wrist of the hand holding the gun with a knife, and snatched the gun when his hand let go.

"..."

Not to mention that the big man was stunned for a moment, but Dai Xiaojing asked in a daze, "No, you won't save me?"

It can be said that they were dumbfounded.

At this time, Lu Bei had no time to deal with the idiot Dai Xiaojing. With his back against the empty sea, holding a gun, he looked around coldly, and then said to Dai Xiaojing, "Let Dai Xiaojing go."

The people on the opposite side came back to their senses and suddenly laughed too.

The person holding Dai Xiaojing asked: "Are you scaring us with a gun? You will use—"

Lu Bei didn't change his face, but suddenly changed the direction of the gun, and shot at the ground where Gang Jinnan and he were staying.

Everyone stood still, and it became more and more funny: this little boy, who only dared to hit the ground, was pretending——

Until, they saw that the bottle that Jinnan threw on the ground jumped up after being hit by bullets, and his smile gradually froze.

Coincidentally...

They all hoped that it was just a coincidence, but no one really dared to think that it was a coincidence.

We are all adults, and we should maturely realize that the probability of such a coincidence is not high.

Lu Bei put the muzzle of the gun back between the eyebrows of the man who was holding Dai Xiaojing, and said flatly, "I'll take my Yangguan Road, you take your single-plank bridge, and let Dai Xiaojing go. talk."

The big man was almost speechless, and asked: "Fuck, are you serious?"

"Really." Dai Xiaojing said weakly, "Haven't you all seen his movies? He seldom uses a double. He used to do a lot of gun scenes..."

That's not so accurate, is it? !

Dai Xiaojing said in a low voice: "He is a serious person. In fact, he has a bit of top cancer. Brother, you may not know what top cancer means, but he wants to be the number one in everything. He is also very face-saving, and he practiced secretly. It’s easy to put on the outside first…”

As he talked, his voice became louder, "Brother, it's all like this, you are worthy of the money Jinnan gave you, you should go and get him, he has been in the sea for so long. We, you Just let it go, really. While Jinnan is not here, let me tell you, if you are here today, one counts as one, and they are all counted as my brothers on behalf of Xiaojing. Come back and ask me to get the money, okay? Buy me I will pay the money for Lu Bei’s life. I’m honest. Brother, if you lick your blood, you may never return, or you will be arrested. I’m not a crow’s mouth. Everyone knows it. , if something happens to you, my sister-in-law and children’s parents are all brothers and mine, I want to lie to you, I’m not alone.”

Lu Bei: "..."

Everyone: "..."

Looking at each other face to face, suddenly there was a sound in the water, and the speedboat came over - not long after Jinnan jumped into the sea, the speedboat had already gone down to fish, and at this time, people were fished up.

The Jinnan Jing was so tossed, half of his life was lost, at least now his eyes could not be opened at all, they were in a ball, lying half dead on the speedboat, and were rescued by someone.He spit out a few mouthfuls of salt water, regained his sanity a bit, and then remembered the whole incident, then stopped spitting water, and vomited old blood instead...

The boat owner made a decisive decision: "It's important to protect the boss, don't stand still, we all withdraw! We still have to take him to see a doctor! Hurry up, get on the boat! Someone is coming over there!"

Dai Xiaojing hurriedly called: "Brothers, it's important to escape. My phone number is 1xxxxxxxxxx. It's safe to turn around. You can contact me and give me the account number. If I don't give you money, I'm a fucking bastard!"

"..."

At this moment, for the first half of his life, Lu · Top Cancer · Bei, who had strived to be number one in everything, felt very complicated.

Everyone was also in a delicate mood, and they exchanged winks. The big man let go of his hands, looked at Lu Bei defensively, and stepped back towards his companions step by step.His companion pointed guns at Lu Bei and Dai Xiaojing—mainly at Lu Bei.

Lu Bei also pointed his gun at them.

Just like that, the two sides guarded each other until those people boarded the speedboat, Dai Xiaojing still greeted them attentively: "Brothers, pay attention to safety, the sea is dark at night, watch a bit..."

"Shut up, idiot." Lu Bei couldn't bear to say.

"Oh!" Dai Xiaojing hurriedly tugged him, and whispered, "Send them away first, don't interrupt..."

Seeing the speedboat driving out all the way, Dai Xiaojing hurriedly dragged Lu Bei and ran towards the car, but when he ran in front of him, he hurriedly stopped him, and said nervously: "Is there no bomb in the car?"

Although it was the first time for him to experience this, he still made a lot of movies, let alone watched them. If he wanted to say "experience", he still had some.

Lu Bei was also a little defensive, told him to stand far away, and looked around the car vigilantly. He just took out his and Dai Xiaojing's mobile phones from the back seat, and when he was about to abandon the car and call someone, he saw Dai Xiaojing Xiao Jing was lying on the ground, looking under the car with pouted buttocks, while shouting: "Lu Bei, bring your phone over here, use it up..."

Lu Bei resisted the urge to kick that stupid ass: "Get up, I won't get in this car, you and I should stay away from it, I'll call the police."

Hearing this, Dai Xiaojing quickly got up and pulled him back when he came over: "Okay, okay. Hey, stay away from there first, wait for the next attack, stay away first..."

It didn't take long for the nearby police to rush to the scene. While protecting the scene and contacting relevant departments, they protected Dai Xiaojing and Lu Bei to the side, and let them slow down first, and there will be transcripts later.

As soon as Lu Bei called the police, Dai Xiaojing called an ambulance. At this time, the doctor was examining the injuries of the two of them.

"I'm fine. It's mainly Lu Bei. He was beaten badly." Dai Xiaojing frowned nervously and stared at Lu Bei nervously while being pressed by the nurse to apply the medicine. I know, that criminal is so fucking arrogant and vicious, fuck, it’s terrifying. And what else, I don’t know if it’s sulfuric acid or something, did it splash on Lu Bei’s body. Hey, Lu Bei, take off your clothes, Lili Check it out, change your clothes, and make sure there are no residues. Alas, it’s time, don’t be burdened by idols. You are beautiful in everything. The doctors and the police will not look at you too much. It’s all work. You Don't be shy, life matters..."

Lu Bei: "..."

This person is really annoying!

Dai Xiaojing saw that Lu Bei's expression was not right, so he quickly "turned the steering wheel" and turned his head to annoy the police: "Comrade, Lu Bei was self-defense, isn't he excessive self-defense? At that time, Jinnan really wanted to attack, I can testify, It wasn’t Lu Bei’s desperate fight, he’s finished now. Jin Nan is really not a thing, he is still a spy, if he wants to harm our country, he is not protected? Lu Bei doesn’t say meritorious service, at least it is not a crime, right? With a gun in his hand, he just shot a bottle to scare those people. Otherwise, I will call the lawyer now, comrade, can I make a phone call, I will call the lawyer..."

The police quickly comforted him: "Don't get excited, don't move, apply the medicine first. Lu Bei's matter is definitely not his responsibility, so don't worry. I will take you back later, that is, to make a record, and I will definitely not How could it be possible to lock you up. Mr. Dai, please calm down first and check your injuries, okay?"

Dai Xiaojing got the guarantee, said "oh", and then sat down obediently for someone to check.

It's just that once these things were relieved, Dai Xiaojing's spirit disappeared instantly. He took a long breath, and then felt the cold sweat and fear all over his body, drooping his head, hunched on the temporary folding chair, Panting and dazed, the whole body is empty.

Lu Bei has been watching him, waiting for his side to basically check and treat the wound first, the doctor and the police also said that it is safest to send the two of them to the hospital to take a picture, so he nodded and said Xie, then walked in front of Dai Xiaojing, hugged Dai Xiaojing with his head down in his arms, stroked his hair, and said softly: "It's okay, Xiaojing, don't be afraid, we are all fine."

Dai Xiaojing hugged him with his backhand, and said dryly and incoherently: "I'm so fucking scared to death... I won't lie to you, I have encountered wars when I was a child, and I am not so afraid. The truth, I I told Weixing that when I was traveling abroad when I was a child, my parents left me there, and when there was a coup and a fight, I wasn't so afraid..."

Lu Bei kissed his listless little curly hair: "I know, I'm afraid too."

They are afraid that the other party will be irreparably hurt.

"You don't look scared at all. It's really awesome. It's like making a movie. I'm going to pee in fright. You're still pretending to be cool. You're trying to kill me." Dai Xiaojing lay in his arms, Still in a cold sweat, subconsciously came a wave of rainbow farts, "Fuck, I must have saved the entire universe in my previous life..."

Lu Bei couldn't help laughing, and kept kissing his hair and forehead, and finally kissed his mouth.

The two took a long kiss for the rest of their lives.

The author has something to say: The doctor was calling for the folding chairs and other things to be loaded into the car, when he saw a young nurse standing beside the ambulance with a flat mouth and a "woo..." sound coming from her throat With a mournful voice, he scratched the car door unwillingly.On the side, another nurse, with a serious expression on his face, was patting her on the shoulder emotionally as a sign of comfort.

"What's wrong with Xiao Zhao? Don't mess with the hospital car..." The doctor followed the eyes of the two of them, and saw Lu Bei and Dai Xiaojing who were kissing as if no one was there... Alas, the world is getting worse!

Xiao Zhao groaned twice, covered his eyes, and went back to the car crying.

She is disconnected!Why!more!force her!Live with your own eyes!look!Her youth!With that idiot Dai Xiaojing!kiss? !

On the way back to the car, the little sister comforted Xiao Zhao in a low voice: "Don't fan him anymore, he's just a scumbag, he did it for Xiao Jingdu, and he accepted it. If you change someone, isn't Gao Jun better than Lu Bei? Lu Bei is Relying on resources—”

"Gao Jun is the scumbag." Xiao Zhao choked up and said, "Dai Xiaojing belongs to Lu Bei, Gao Jun dies, don't try to sneak in."

Little sister: "...No one wants you to replace Xiaojing."

"You guys really want it, as if you want it if you want it. Gao Jun posted it a while ago, did you manage him on behalf of Xiaojing? Hehe." Xiao Zhao wiped away his tears and entered the battle mode.

———————— This is the dividing line of X’s strict control—————

Dai Xiaojing: I dare to reason?

Lu Bei: Hehe.

——————Here is the dividing line—————

I found on the Internet that when sulfuric acid is spilled, it is best to wash it with a large amount of flowing water immediately if there is no other professional medical equipment.

Jinnan jumped into the sea. In fact, I don’t know if seawater can do it, and if there are some substances in the seawater, it will cause a worse reaction.I haven't found any information on this so far.In the text, there was only this water source near Jinnan at that time, so he did it.If anyone is a professional and understands this, if there is something wrong with this plot, please point it out, thank you!