No one loves Dai Xiaojing

Dai Xiaojing really couldn't understand Lu Bei's brain circuit, so he urged him a few times cautiously.

After a long time, Lu Bei said in a muffled voice, "You don't want me to say anything."

"what?"

"If you're like this, I'll make an inch of it." Lu Bei said, "You make people want to eat you."

Dai Xiaojing: "...Huh?"

In a flash he laughed again and said, "Then you eat it. What's the trouble with it, I won't let you eat it?"

"Xiao Jing, I have a strong desire to control." Lu Bei sighed silently, closed his eyes, and frowned slightly, "This is not good, it is easy to cause accidents."

It seems to be speaking to Dai Xiaojing, but it is actually speaking to himself.

Lu Bei was warning himself.

"Fuck...why do I think, you scared me to death." Dai Xiaojing laughed, "Fuck, it's okay to be so serious, no wonder you have a good relationship with Jiuyue, you also have a second stroke Huh? Being so serious... Oh, don't be like that, thinking about it."

At this time, Dai Xiaojing turned around and hugged Lu Bei's back, patted it very gently, and continued to smirk on his face: "What is the relationship between the two of us, we are so familiar, right? You still pay attention to this. Why do you control me? Already? Drink water? Hahahaha that’s a bit of that, but it’s okay, you’re not going to force me to death hahaha—”

Lu Bei kissed the chattering mouth again.

It's just that this time it was very gentle, which was Lu Bei's usual kissing style, so Dai Xiaojing responded happily to him.

After a long time, Dai Xiaojing looked at the ceiling, came back to his senses, and suddenly laughed: "Oh, I'm going, you are so forced, did you want to hit me at the first time, but you didn't?" Well, why don't you change your style to lie to me? Anyway, if you've thought about it, you'll definitely succeed, right? Hahaha."

Lu Bei: "..."

Seeing that he didn't speak, Dai Xiaojing poked him with his finger: "Say it, don't you?"

"That's the image of me in your heart, isn't it?" Lu Bei asked expressionlessly.

"Hahaha, you understand it yourself." Dai Xiaojing smiled squarely, "Don't pretend, you just finished fucking me, and now I anal you, you won't be angry now, I don't know you yet Yes, haha."

"..." Lu Bei was silent for a while, then said, "Well, I wouldn't be angry with you at all."

"Ah? What?" It took Dai Xiaojing a few seconds to react, and he stared at Lu Bei with wide eyes, "Really?"

Lu Bei gave him a disgusted look, and quickly turned away, not wanting to face him.

Dai Xiaojing chased him and asked, "Is it true? Tell me, isn't it?"

Annoyed by his question, Lu Bei frowned and said, "Yes."

Dai Xiaojing laughed again: "You are like this, you are not willing at all, so what do you say? I am happy for nothing."

"No." Lu Bei said, "There is no one, so it should be."

At the beginning when he had a relationship with Dai Xiaojing, in fact, he didn't think much about it, he instinctively acted as 1, that's it, and secondly, at that time, he meant to "trick" and "scare" Dai Xiaojing, because at that time he It's really annoying this idiot.

Later, Dai Xiaojing did not raise any objections, and the matter continued like this.

But since Dai Xiaojing mentioned this matter today, Lu Bei was not sure if he was just joking, or if he really meant it in his heart, so he simply gave him a showdown and let Dai Xiaojing figure it out, and do what he likes.

Dai Xiaojing stared at him for a while, laughing foolishly and tremblingly: "I'm going, you've lost all your money, what are you doing? Still thinking about deleting records and our quarrel later? I don't even remember. I'm not angry. Haha, you don't have to hahaha."

Lu Bei gave a soft "tsk" and said, "No. I'm serious. It depends on what you think."

"I have no idea, haha," Dai Xiaojing said with a smile, "I can do it anyway, if you want to be number zero, so can I, hahaha."

After all, Lu Bei didn't hold back, and said, "I don't want to."

Dai Xiaojing was about to burst into laughter: "Then why are you asking? What's wrong with you? Are you looking for something to say? Then you are too good at finding topics, right?"

Lu Bei felt a little ashamed when he laughed so hard. Fortunately, with his indifferent face, there was a high probability that Dai Xiaojing would not be able to see how uncomfortable he was at this moment.

"Whether I want to or not is my business. Be fair." Lu Bei said coldly.

"You want to laugh at me to death, and hook up with others, right? Hahaha... oh, oh, oh..." Dai Xiaojing laughed so hard that he couldn't catch his breath. Bei's face, which was forced to be calm and indifferent, laughed again, and patted his thigh while laughing.

Lu Bei: "..."

I have nothing to say to this idiot. I told him because of my mental illness.

With such thoughts in his arms, Lu Bei closed his eyes and fell asleep.

Not long after, Lu Bei felt Dai Xiaojing hugging him, and said with a smile, "Hurry up and call Xiaojing brother, hurry up."

Crazy line.Lu Bei ignored him.

"I can't even remember, did you ever call me brother?" Dai Xiaojing asked, "Why are you so special? You said, it's the same thing whether you want it or not, you have to be fair, I call you all So many times brother, you have to call me, and I was older than you."

Lu Bei: "..."

"I didn't think of it at first. Usually you look very mature. I can call you brother. It's not a loss. But as soon as you said that, I suddenly realized that you are still a younger brother, hahahaha. "Dai Xiaojing hugged him and laughed again, "You are too cute, aren't you?"

Lu Bei had no idea how Dai Xiaojing's thinking logic worked to reach such a conclusion.

Dai Xiaojing gave Lu Bei a loud "boo" on the face, and rubbed his face against his face, his heart was full of sunshine and small flowers bloomed.