An actor who cannot become an Internet celebrity is not a good priest

It was only then that Lu Yuyang realized that the sound of beating gongs and drums was the joy of welcoming relatives. He let go of Xu Qingchu's hand, and said with a dry smile, "Sorry, I woke you up?"

Before he finished speaking, Xu Qingchu grabbed his hand instead, glanced at the window with cold eyes, and said, "Well, the row is quite big."

This is very stiff, Lu Yuyang didn't tell Xu Qingchu about this matter, and originally planned to settle it in private, but he never expected that the other party would dare to make such a big show of being a yin relative, and it would be strange not to wake up Xu Qingchu who is next door.

But it's nothing, but Xu Qingchu's reaction made Lu Yuyang feel a little stiff, his expression was very calm, and he didn't say anything, but it seemed... he cared.

"What's wrong?" Lu Yuyang asked.

Xu Qingchu looked down at him for a while, then let go of his hand and said, "It's okay."

"Brother, Daoist Xu seems a little unhappy." Xiao Bai's small voice suddenly sounded.

Immediately afterwards, Xiao Hei replied righteously: "Damn, I really made a wrong payment, the scumbag sneakily wants to marry a ghost bride, Daoist Xu should kick him at this time."

Lu Yuyang: "..."

Why are these two things talking again...

"Xu Daochang, kick him." The little black shouted at Xu Qingchu with amplified voice, "Where there is no fragrant grass in the end of the world, why bother to love a single flower, Xu Daochang."

Ah!Xiao Hei has been by Yu Yufeng's side at such a young age, maybe he just learned to sow dissension!

Lu Yuyang smashed the pillow expressionlessly, and with a "bang", knocked down the two wooden figures and crushed them under the pillow.

Immediately, Xiaobai's grievance came from under the pillow: "I... I am innocent..."

Xiao Hei snorted coldly and said, "He was scared and wanted to gag us."

"Just keep talking nonsense, and I'll take all your potato chips away!" Lu Yuyang gritted his teeth and said quietly.

Xiaobai was in a hurry: "Brother!"

Xiao Hei was silent for three seconds: "...I was wrong."

The turmoil had subsided, but the noise outside the window hadn't stopped. Lu Yuyang reached out and turned on the light, and explained the matter to Xu Qingchu in a few words.

After listening, Xu Qingchu turned his eyes to the gold ring on the bedside table, and noticed that the yin energy on the gold ring was a bit unusual, and, very familiar, just as he was about to speak, there was a sudden "bang bang bang" slapping sound from the window.

The two turned their heads at the same time, only to see dozens of small paper figures one finger high floating outside the window. These small paper figures formed a formal welcoming team, and each face was painted with a few strokes. The facial features are vivid, and the cheeks are red, which looks quite festive.

In the middle of the team, four little paper figurines carried a paper sedan chair. The paper figurines at the front and rear performed their duties, playing gongs, drums, and suona.

Seeing Lu Yuyang looking over, the paper figurines holding flag gongs and umbrella fans in the front row slapped the windows harder, and the whole wedding reception team also became excited, everyone beat the gongs, drums and suona with all their strength, making Lu Yuyang's brain so noisy It hurts.

"What Yu Yufeng is best at is paper figurine art." Xu Qingchu said.

Lu Yuyang frowned, and looked at Xu Qingchu: "Are you sure it's him?"

Xu Qingchu nodded: "These paper figurines are his handwriting."

In this way, things are not simple.

Yu Yufeng should have come for Lu Yuyang from the beginning, and he expected that Lu Yuyang would lead the trouble to himself, so he tied the trouble to Jian Xiao.

It's just that Lu Yuyang doesn't have a comprehensive understanding of Taoism, and these little paper figures outside don't seem to pose a real threat at all.

"He can calculate our relationship." Xu Qingchu grabbed the gold ring, glanced at it, and turned to the paper sedan chair outside the window.

"Relationship?" Lu Yuyang was taken aback for a moment, and quickly realized, "So, he made this fuss because of..."

"Hold me."

Lu Yuyang: "..."

This Yu Yufeng was boring enough.

"Of course it's not just that." Xu Qingchu narrowed his eyes when looking at the paper sedan chair, his eyes were cold, "She's serious."

Lu Yuyang followed Xu Qingchu's line of sight, and soon realized that the "she" in Xu Qingchu's words referred to the bride in the paper sedan chair.

"Who is she?" Seeing Xu Qingchu's reaction, it seemed that she knew the ghost bride.

"Qu Xiaowan."

"Ah? Qu Xiaowan?" The woman who was buried alive and married in the dark, Lu Yuyang was taken away by Xie Bian when Lu Yuyang remembered Tongzilou, how could she suddenly appear again, "Are you sure?"

Xu Qingchu held the gold ring in front of Lu Yuyang's eyes, motioning him to look inside the ring, only then did Lu Yuyang realize that there were two very small characters there, and he squinted his eyes to read it for a while before realizing that it said "Chen Ming".

"Who is Chen Ming?" Lu Yuyang had never heard of this person.

Xu Qingchu: "Qu Xiaowan's dark marriage partner."

As soon as Lu Yuyang said that, he remembered that male ghost who rushed to reincarnate and ignored Qu Xiaowan.

"This ring belongs to Chen Ming." Lu Yuyang tilted his head and stared at the ring in Xu Qingchu's hand, "So, she wants to use her ex-husband's ring to trick the incumbent? Heh, she is quite persistent about this yin relative."

The deacon who opened the way with a "Xi" written on his forehead waited too long for Lu Yuyang to open the window, so he sang in a slender voice: "Ghost bride, so beautiful, marry home and be a queen."

As soon as the deacon who opened the way, the leader of the welcoming team, started, the other paper figurines stopped at the same time, and sang in unison: "Ghost bride, so beautiful, marry home, and be a concubine. Ghost bride, so beautiful..." The singing was delicate Long and slender, like weeping and complaining, it's so weird that it makes people uncomfortable to hear.

"Being a concubine?" Lu Yuyang's eyes suddenly turned cold, "A wicked ghost who wants to find a live husband and son-in-law to worship? His face is as big as a basin!"

The next moment, Lu Yuyang suddenly caught a glimpse of a paper figurine squeezed in through the open window. It climbed up against the window and opened the lock with a "click". Being pushed away, the wedding party came in grandly to meet Lu Yuyang's cold gaze.

The paper sedan chair stopped firmly on the window sill, and a paper bride got out of the sedan chair. Unlike other white paper figurines, it was cut out of red paper.

"White and yellow connect to yang, and red paper connects to yin." Xu Qingchu said, "Yu Yufeng used this method to forcibly recruit her from the underworld, and the ghost guards should be caught off guard."

"Get married, get married, get married, get married..." the paper people kept booing with drums and gongs.

"Get married?" Lu Yuyang sneered, put his arms around Xu Qingchu's neck beside him, slapped him on the face, raised his eyebrows and looked at the paper bride, "Brother is famous, Daoist Xu's man, you ask?" Does Qu Xiaowan really dare to snatch her?"

The uproar stopped in an instant, the little paper figurines looked at each other, and under the command of the deacon who cleared the way, they formed a pile around the paper bride, "twittering" and they didn't know what they were talking about.

Lu Yuyang and Xu Qingchu just looked at each other in silence, when they saw the paper people suddenly look up at them together, their scribbled facial features all showing the same strange smiles, Lu Yuyang was startled, and lowered his voice and said to Xu Qingchu: "Qu Xiaowan seems to be Really dare to grab..."

Soon, the little paper people verified Lu Yuyang's guess with practical actions. They hurriedly dismantled the paper sedan chair, and dragged out various paper weapons, paper long knives, paper daggers, and paper sledgehammers...

The corner of Lu Yuyang's mouth twitched, and he couldn't help complaining: "Yu Yufeng is quite well prepared." All cold weapons were brought out.

"Kill the bridegroom, so that you can worship, kill the groom, so that you can worship..." The little paper people shouted again, grinning sinisterly and grinning sinisterly, looking even more excited than the previous booing.

Amidst the yelling, a paper man climbed onto the back of Lu Yuyang's hand at some point, and pointed the paper knife at the artery of his wrist and raised it high. There were long bloodstains, the wound was not shallow, and blood beads came out quickly.

Seeing that Lu Yuyang was bleeding, Xu Qingchu's eyes were as cold as icy springs. He raised his hand and squeezed a tactic, and his fingertips turned into a small lightning bolt, which slashed towards the paper people on the window sill.

The paper people yelled "Wah-wah" and scattered like birds and beasts, but quickly gathered again, shouting "Kill the bridegroom", while jumping to the ground and rushing towards Lu Yuyang.

"Kill me?" Lu Yuyang grabbed the little paper figurine, crumpled it into a ball and threw it into the pile of paper figurines. A low laugh rolled out of his throat, his eyelids closed slightly, and when he opened them again, the eyes turned dark red. He raised the back of his hand, lightly licked the bloodstain with the tip of his tongue, and curled his lips coldly, "Yu Yufeng, do you think I will give you another chance?"

The leading deacon who cleared the way giggled a few times, and uttered Yu Yufeng's voice: "You have to grasp the opportunity yourself."

After speaking, it turned to the paper bride and said softly: "Xiao Wan, kill him, he will be yours."

Hearing this, the paper bride with Qu Xiaowan's soul covered her lips and let out a "giggle" laugh.

Hearing Qu Xiaowan's laughter, the morale of the paper people was boosted. They waved their weapons and rushed towards Lu Yuyang and Xu Qingchu.

Xu Qingchu pinched the Lei Jue and made a precise strike, but the paper figurines were only a little burnt after they fell down, and rushed up the next second in high spirits.

Seeing that these little paper figures are not only tenacious but also light, Lu Yuyang has a headache, he can't use Shuo Jin to prick them one by one, and he really can't do anything with them for a while, he only feels black lines all over his head, and he said helplessly: "Master Xu, why don't you pinch them?" Is the fire formula burned?"

"Ordinary fire can't burn it." Saying that, Xu Qingchu turned to look at Lu Yuyang, with a hint of hesitation in his eyes.

Lu Yuyang couldn't help being taken aback by him: "What's wrong?"

Xu Qingchu's Adam's apple moved slightly, his eyes darkened slightly when he saw Lu Yuyang, and in the next moment he suddenly grabbed Lu Yuyang's hand, lowered his head and swallowed the wound on his hand, and then immediately fell under Lu Yuyang's dazed gaze. , with a slight movement of the cheeks.

He actually took a sip!

Lu Yuyang seemed to have been hit by another lightning trick released by his fingertips, his head hummed, and he was stunned.

Is this... so exciting?