An actor who cannot become an Internet celebrity is not a good priest

It has been more than two months since the school started, and Lin Yu was temporarily hired to Anda Middle School to take over the post of an old teacher who had a sudden stroke and was admitted to the hospital.

This is Lin Yu's first day teaching in Yaocheng Anda Middle School. He came to the campus early, and after familiarizing himself with the student information in the office, most of the other teachers in the office have also arrived. It's almost time for the first class.

As soon as he walked to the door of the classroom, he heard laughter coming from the classroom. He raised the corner of his mouth, and before he could say "youthful vitality", he was knocked down hard by a small figure that suddenly jumped out.The glasses on the bridge of his nose were knocked half a meter away. Fortunately, he was only slightly short-sighted and could see clearly the girl who was getting up in a hurry——Zhao Xueer, ranked first in her age group.

Zhao Xueer picked up Lin Yu's glasses in a panic and gave them to him. She said something in a hurry. The voice was very small. The two of them were not even a step away. Lin Yu couldn't hear a word. Judging, it should be apologizing to him.

But Lin Yu didn't pay attention to what she said. He saw that Zhao Xueer's head was wet, and small white drops of water dripped down her black hair on her school uniform. Her body emitted a sour smell of spoiled milk. With the laughter just now, Lin Yu understood everything in an instant. His face sank, he stood up and said, "You..."

But as soon as Lin Yu said a word, Zhao Xueer ran away in a hurry. Lin Yu raised his leg subconsciously and was about to chase him. Suddenly, a hand behind him grabbed his sleeve forcefully. He paused, turned around and saw a picture Also ugly face.

It is normal for children of this age to have acne, but the girl in front of her has a black birthmark half the size of a palm around her right eye, and she seems to have a scarred body. Her face is full of acne marks, which looks a little scary.

Lin Yu was unprepared and suffocated from the shock. Fortunately, his expression was well controlled, so the child should not have been hurt.

"Are you a new Chinese teacher?" There was obvious tremor in her voice.

Lin Yu couldn't see through the emotion in her eyes, so he turned his eyes to the window of the classroom, and received the attention of the whole class without accident. As soon as he nodded, the girl pulled him into the classroom, "Everyone...is waiting for you... ..." She was very strong, and her five fingers were like eagle claws holding Lin Yu's cuff tightly.

Lin Yu was worried about Zhao Xueer, and wanted to follow her, but he couldn't break the girl's hand, so he frowned: "You are Mengyu, I'm going to see Xueer, she..."

"She's fine!" Yang Mengyu's facial features were twisted together, her eyes were full of pleading, and she forced a grim smile, "She often does this, and she will come back when the class bell rings."

Lin Yu stared at Yang Mengyu's slightly trembling shoulders in silence for a moment, nodded, and walked into the classroom.

Yang Mengyu breathed a sigh of relief, bowed her head and followed into the classroom.

Yang Mengyu was right, as soon as the class bell rang, Zhao Xueer came back.

She smelled of hand sanitizer, her hair was more thoroughly wet, and the upper half of her white shirt should have been washed with water, so it was wet and transparent.Her eyes and nose were red, and she had obviously just cried.She has the face of a good girl's first love, pure and lovely, crying like this is very distressing, but she didn't get a word of care when she entered the classroom, instead it caused a whisper, and several boys winked and winked meaningfully. It made Lin Yu a little angry.

With her head down, Zhao Xueer quickly returned to her seat and sat down, took out her school uniform jacket and put it on the wet shirt, pulled the zipper to the top, raised her head and smiled nonchalantly at Lin Yu.

Lin Yu frowned and was about to say something when Yang Mengyu suddenly shouted, "Teacher, are we having a new class today?"

Lin Yu froze for a moment, glanced over, keenly saw a leg stretched back from Yang Mengyu's calf, and moved his gaze back. Sitting behind her was a beautiful girl with temperament. She was... Qiu Yiqing, school director niece.

The strange behavior of Zhao Xueer and Yang Mengyu, as well as the reactions of other students in the class made Lin Yu suspicious of the whole class...

The evening self-study at Anda Middle School is voluntary. One-third of the students in the school hire one-on-one tutoring at night, and some students also have their own arrangements. Usually, there are no more than ten students in a class.

The end time of the self-study is nine o'clock. After sending the students out of the school, Lin Yu couldn't help calling Zhao Xueer: "Xueer, in class this morning..."

"Teacher, we are just kidding." Zhao Xueer said with a smile.

The momentary flash of tears in her crooked eyebrows made Lin Yu's heart twitch. He watched her silent for a long time, then smiled, touched her head, and said, "Come to me if you need anything." Teacher, the teacher will try his best to help you."

Zhao Xueer nodded obediently: "Goodbye, teacher."

"Goodbye, be careful on the road."

Zhao Xueer's home is not far from Anda Middle School, just five stops away by bus. The students at the bus stop were chatting and laughing, and she stood alone under the stop sign.

Suddenly, a schoolbag flew from behind and hit her back hard. She staggered a step, and her head hit the stop sign with a "bang". Forcibly dragged to the back of the bus stop, a slap was thrown over, the dark scene in front of him dissipated, and what he saw was Qiu Yiqing's smiling face.

"Xue'er, we have been waiting for you for so long, why are you going home without saying hello?"

It caused such a big commotion, many eyes looked over, Zhao Xueer only noticed Yang Mengyu's frightened and desperate eyes, she whispered with her lips: "Leave me alone."

***

Lu Yuyang hadn't slept well for several nights, this time it wasn't because of Chu Huaiyuan's dream, the culprit was Xie Bi'an.

In a few days, it will be the Winter Clothes Festival. This day is called the "Three Ghost Festivals" together with Qingming Festival and Hungry Ghost Festival. Just like living people's festivals are just looking for a high-sounding excuse to eat, drink and have fun. There's a big show going on, and they want to choose the cutest ghost in the underworld!

Xie Bi'an was the first to sign up to the judge. Of course, he was not interested in the prize - the three-piece bathing set specially provided by the underworld. He went for the title.

As far as he knows, any commendatory word prefixed with "most" must belong to him, let alone "cute"?I don't know what joke Lord Hades is making, who else is the cutest besides him?He Bai Wuchang is the most famous hanged ghost in ancient and modern China and abroad, he is famous for sticking out his tongue!This still needs to be selected?

If you don't accept it, you can't accept it, since the selection is set, Xie Bi'an will naturally let those fools who are overconfident lose without dignity!

However, on the first day of voting, he was left far behind. From bursting with confidence to disbelief to gnashing of teeth, only ten seconds later, he turned a ghostly messenger from the road to ask the reason, and the other party tremblingly said Jin'er said, "The villain doesn't know." Xie Bi'an stared, and the ghost guard just closed his eyes and pretended to be dead.

Fortunately, Fan Wujiu passed by and told him succinctly: "You usually think everyone is ugly, and you have made too many enemies."

Therefore, Xie Bi'an had to take a fierce canvassing campaign.

In the past few days of the selection, all working ghosts have the right to vote, and the number of votes is refreshed at 0 o'clock every day. Each person has ten votes every day. Online voting is fair, just and open. It lasts for seven days. To put it bluntly, it depends on who has more friends , Perseverance, can persist to the end.

After four days of competition, Xie Bi'an tried his best to canvass votes, and finally reached No.2. This is only because he added Lu Yuyang's votes on time.

"I don't fucking understand, you are a big man, you are the 'cutest' who competes with other little lolitas!" Once again woke up on time at zero o'clock, Lu Yuyang was forced to get up, his face paled It was as black as the bottom of a pot that hadn't been brushed for hundreds of years.

The human alarm clock Xie Bi'an, who specially climbed up from the underworld, let out a heavy snort from his nostrils: "Little loli, what a ghost! That old lady Meng is older than me and Fan Laohei combined! You are all caught by her body The fake skin was tricked!"

Lu Yuyang sneered at his words, threw the phone to him, and was about to go back to sleep with his head covered, when he suddenly remembered about Chu Huaiyuan's real body, turned over and sat up, brushed his hair, and asked, "Do you know anything about Chu Huaiyuan?" How much?" He originally planned to ask himself directly, but the guy hadn't woken up since he passed out last time, and he probably didn't even know.

Xie Bi'an was gritting his teeth in anger at the speed of the private network in the underworld, and didn't even give him a look: "Just ask me what you want to ask."

Lu Yuyang hesitated for a while, and said, "Is Chu Huaiyuan's real body a phoenix?"

"Yeah, don't you know?" Xie Bi'an circled the room with his mobile phone in his hand, "Tsk, why can't I even upload photos, scumbag internet speed! Broken phone!"

Hey, it's really Chu Fenghuang...

Lu Yuyang's head hurts, this unicorn and phoenix, why are they sticking to him?When he is a monk meat?

Having said that, since Xie Bi'an's words can confirm that Chu Huai was originally a Phoenix, there is one thing that Lu Yuyang can't figure out.

A few days ago, A Yuan said convincingly that he was looking for Shuo Jin's sword shadow, and even said that he was born as a subordinate who was summoned by the Phoenix, so there is no reason for him not to recognize that the old ghost in Lu Yuyang's body is Phoenix Ah, could it be that A Yuan is still young and his cultivation level is not enough, so he can't feel the remaining breath of Chu Huaiyuan?

After thinking about it again and again, Lu Yuyang did not reveal Chu Huaiyuan's identity to A Yuan.

Xie Bi'an over there cast a vote with great difficulty, the page flipped and refreshed, and the judge holding a brush drawing "..." on the screen rolled his eyes when he saw him, and when he turned his head to see Lu Yuyang's expression of bitterness and hatred, he remembered the past thing, sat on the edge of the bed: "Hey, have you been to Pracheng?"

"No, I can't even find the way, how can I get there?"

Lu Yuyang's mouth felt a little uncomfortable when troubles arose. His first reaction was to look for cigarettes, but he couldn't move his eyes when he saw the chewing gum on the bedside table. After secretly feeling that Daochang Xu was beautiful and charming, he accepted his fate He quickly pulled out a piece of gum and tore off the aluminum foil and chewed it into his mouth a little bit.

Xie Bi'an stretched out his fair index finger and swayed it under Lu Yuyang's eyes: "Tsk tsk tsk, it doesn't mean you can't find it if others can't find it. Besides, don't you still live next door to the Xu family?"

"How do you say that?" Lu Yuyang narrowed his eyes slightly.

"Although Xu's family doesn't run a Taoist temple, they are the most famous in both Yin and Yang circles. Xu Qingzhou, who is in charge, is so capable. Finding a way is probably a matter of pinching fingers. If you can pull the line next door to The boss’s place is basically stable. However, the gate of the Xu family is not something that just outsiders can enter.” As he said that, Xie Bi’an gave a “you understand” wink.

Lu Yuyang blew a bubble thoughtfully, closed his eyes and remained silent for a while, then slowly leaned against the head of the bed.

Go to Xu's house.

How can he get Xu Qingchu to take him to Xu's house?