An actor who cannot become an Internet celebrity is not a good priest

Lu Yuyang's consciousness suddenly returned the moment Jian Xiao grabbed his shoulder and shook violently. He could feel the panic in Jian Xiao's voice, but he couldn't make any response.

Su Shui's singing voice in front of the camera recurred uncontrollably in Lu Yuyang's mind, as if he had fallen into a quagmire, struggling to sink deeper and deeper.

"I've heard this song before." Chu Huaiyuan's figure became clearer in Lu Yuyang's mind. ".

Chu Huaiyuan's voice pulled Lu Yuyang out of the quagmire, and he lost the heaviness that was pressing from all directions on his body. He was finally able to catch his breath, but he still couldn't regain control of his body. Unreal.

Thinking about it for a while, if Su Shui's singing really had such an ominous magical power, it would have been banned on the Internet long ago, then there is no doubt that it was Chu Huaiyuan who made Lu Yuyang feel so paralyzed.

After trying to figure out Chu Huaiyuan's intention of this move and failed, Lu Yuyang asked along the way: "Have you been to Pracheng?"

Chu Huaiyuan took two steps with his hands behind his back, and said softly as if talking to himself: "I don't remember, I should have been there, I feel very nostalgic, I really want... to go back there."

back?

The emotion contained in this word cannot be conceived by a single "been". It seems that Pracheng is a destination-like existence in Chuhuaiyuan. Unfortunately, General Chu can't remember the way back. up.

Lu Yuyang was definitely interested in the matter of Pracheng. After checking the relevant reports last night, he made a special call to Bai Wuchang to ask for clarification, but the person who answered the phone was not Bai Wuchang. The voice said: "He is taking a bath, what's the matter with Mr. Lu?"

Lu Yuyang was stunned for a moment, his first reaction was that the person who answered the phone was Hei Wuchang who was supposed to be tied to Bai Wuchang but hadn't shown up for a long time. He tentatively asked, "Master Fan?"

The person on the other end of the phone was not surprised, and his tone did not fluctuate at all: "Yes, I am Fan Wujiu."

Lu Yuyang didn't think much about why Fan Wujiu answered Xie Bi'an's call, but he really felt the seriousness of the population problem from the fact that important officials in the prefecture had to share a room with two people, but fortunately he didn't go wrong, and said solemnly: "Eight Grandpa, do you know Pracheng?"

"I know." Hei Wuchang pondered for a while, "It's been a long time since anyone died in that place."

"How long is a long time?"

"About 3000 years."

There have been no dead people in 3000 years?

There can only be two situations, one is that all people have died long ago, and the other is that people are still alive.If it weren't for Su Shui, Lu Yuyang would definitely believe that the people in Pracheng are gone, but in this way, he has to believe in Pracheng's super longevity secret, even considering that their souls are inseparable after death Possibility of acting like a normal person in body, speech and deeds.

"Didn't the underworld send anyone to take a look?"

"I can't find it, and the list of the townspeople of Pracheng in the book of life and death was burned more than 3000 years ago, so we don't care about it."

Lu Yuyang didn't think that the judge who had been in charge of the book of life and death for thousands of years would have nothing to do with burning the book of life and death. Who else could break into the underworld and burn the book of life and death, except Sun Dasheng?

Although Heiwuchang made it clear last night that the prisoner is a secret of the underworld, and it is inconvenient for him to disclose it, but at this time Chu Huaiyuan faintly showed his heart, and even his attachment to Pracheng, which inevitably made Lu Yuyang make a bold guess—— This is the one who burns the book.

If this is the case, what is the relationship between Chu Huaiyuan and Pracheng?So that the majestic generals of the heavens dare to disregard the rules of heaven and try their own tricks?

Just relying on his own guesses, Lu Yuyang is naturally not good at asking Chu Huaiyuan directly, besides, Chu Huaiyuan has lost all his memories, so he can't explain why. The road to success is all revealed.

"Bang bang."

Knocking on the door, menacing, the visitor is not kind, who?

"Click." The door opened.

"Excuse me, what's the matter?" Jian Xiao's voice was weak, probably even mosquitoes could buzz better than him.

"Director Lu, I want to confront you about something, please cooperate!"

The other party seemed to regard Jian Xiao as air, and walked up to Lu Yuyang with a few steps, listening to the footsteps, there was more than one person, and there was a cold sweet smell in the air, smell it carefully, it was like the smell of wine, Lin Lin said last time Let’s try grape rum, Haagen-Dazs has 19 flavors in total, can this young lady finally bring a whole bunch of people to empty his can?

"Is General Chu still busy?" Lu Yuyang raised his index finger and pointed upwards, "Someone is looking for me outside, I have to wake up."

Chu Huaiyuan paused, and finally recovered from Su Shui's singing, and cast a sidelong glance at him, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, there was an undisguised cunning in his black eyes, and he had a face that was about to do something bad.

Lu Yuyang's head hurt: "Brother, don't make trouble."

Chu Huaiyuan rubbed his chin: "After Lu Huaiyang died, this general hasn't tasted alcohol for hundreds of years. It's strange."

Lu Yuyang: "..."

Someone outside had already started to shake Lu Yuyang's shoulders. This Chu Huai was afraid that he would insist on going his own way, so Lu Yuyang had no choice but to give up struggling: "Talk to each other, talk well, and go home and drink."

"When did this general stop talking properly?" Chu Huaiyuan straightened his clothes and looked like a gentleman, "There is no reason to go home and drink, what is the name of that place where there are wine and women?"

"……bar."

"Yes, that's right, I'll go there to drink." After speaking, Chu Huaiyuan stepped forward, and the two brothers patted Lu Yuyang's shoulder nicely, "It's just a half day, let me be happy."

Lu Yuyang patted his hand away impatiently, and said nicely, as if he had a choice.

Watching several policewomen leading Lin Lin rushing to confront her boss, Jian Xiao remained silent, stuck at the back, rubbing his palms in cold sweat on his trouser legs, and couldn't help guessing that there was a bag of Haagen-Dazs of various flavors in the eldest lady's hand. It was she who stole Si, and secretly squeezed the cold sweat for Lu Yuyang several times.

"Director Lu, pretending to be asleep and escaping from reality is so stupid. Please make it clear what is your relationship with this younger sister?" Before asking clearly, he was already quite dissatisfied with Lu Yuyang's attitude.

"Sister Chen, calm down first." Li Yi came in after them. Although he didn't know what Lu Yuyang had done to make these usually friendly female colleagues angry like this, but they were friends anyway, so he didn't know what to do. It cannot be ignored.

But as soon as Li Yi said anything, he was slapped several times. He laughed dryly, and hurriedly said, "Lin Lin and Director Lu are in a legitimate relationship."

"Legal relationship?" Sister Chen glared at him angrily. "At this age, you come and go with him every day, and you still have a little doll tied by your side. Don't you think it's suspicious?"

Feeling the conscience and telling the truth, Li Yi had already felt that something was wrong. After all, there were so many people inside and outside, and Lin Lin still looked like an innocent and innocent girl. , is also quite normal.However, he knew the identities of Lin Lin and A Yuan, so he could fully understand why Lu Yuyang kept them close to his body as much as possible, but others didn't understand. He couldn't make a big splash about Director Lu raising two unicorns, right?

In this matter, what he said is useless, the key still depends on what the parties say.

"Lin Lin, tell your sisters yourself what is your relationship with Director Lu." Li Yi turned to Lin Lin with a smile.

Lin Lin had just taken a new box of Haagen-Dazs and was opening the lid. Seeing the policewomen who bought her various flavors of ice cream without saying a word, all of them suddenly looked at her. ...He can be regarded as the temporary owner of A Yuan and me, in your words, that is... oh, the gold master's father!"

As soon as these words came out, there was silence in the PIO, and the smile on Li Yi's face froze on the spot, it hurt so fucking hard!

The enthusiastic elder sister, Police Officer Chen, reacted, and his temper immediately came up, and the words were so obvious, what else could he quibble about?Copy it first!

Police Officer Chen turned around angrily, just as Lu Yuyang opened his eyes slowly. The moment his eyelids lifted, Officer Chen vaguely saw a red light flashing from his eyes, and it was fleeting. When he looked again, he only saw a pair of Playful black eyes.

After two seconds of stupefaction, Police Officer Chen was poured a bucket of oil by the teasing in Lu Yuyang's eyes, and his anger was almost on fire. He didn't think about Lu Yuyang's problem at all, and asked sharply: "Director Lu, did you hear that? , do you have anything else to say?"

"Lu Yuyang" with his long legs still resting on the table, he used his strength to shake the chair once and for all, and said calmly, "I like people who are older than me."

Lu Yuyang said to himself: You understand me quite well.

Hearing the words of "Lu Yuyang", Jian Xiao silently looked at Lin Lin who suddenly stopped, lowered her head and shook her fingers. A Yuan is only a 310-year-old... For a child, the eldest lady must be at least five hundred years old ?However, the older one that the boss likes should mean someone who looks more mature, which probably doesn't mean anything to her.

Others invariably thought of the "Maserati" who came here not long ago. Although they only saw it from a distance, the intelligence and sex appeal unique to mature women were vividly reflected in that person. A man of Lu Yuyang's age is indeed irresistible. In comparison, Lin Lin is like a country girl. She is beautiful, but she is not earthy, but she lacks flavor anyway.

In general, "Maserati" and sister Lin can be said to be separated by a natural moat, but this does not rule out the possibility that Lu Yuyang takes everything.

Officer Chen was not persuaded by "Lu Yuyang"'s reasons, but he was even more sure that he had deceived the little girl into a circle and was still determined, but he didn't take her seriously at all. As a woman, she really couldn't look down on her, but she kept in mind that she was a public official The staff couldn't be impulsive, took a deep breath, turned to hold Lin Lin's hand, and said earnestly: "Sister, you are young and ignorant, it is understandable for you to be infatuated with such a handsome man, but he is probably the so-called sugar cane Man, it won't be long before the sweetness will be scum, listen to a word of advice, get out as soon as possible and there is still a way to go, as long as you dare to stand up, we will help you and A Yuan."

Lin Lin didn't respond, she stared straight at Lu Yuyang, her hand holding the ice cream trembled slightly.

She noticed Lu Yuyang's strangeness the moment Lu Yuyang opened his eyes. She could see the red light flashing in his eyes clearly. With just a few steps away, the undisguised aura on his body surpassed everyone and forced her to feel helpless. Unable to hide, her small face was pale, and she resisted the urge to run away, slowly clenched the hand holding the bag, gritted her teeth and said, "He is my cousin."

"Lu Yuyang" smiled slightly: "Yes, she is my cousin."

"Cousin?" Officer Chen and his colleagues looked at each other suspiciously.

"My cousin is a little sick. She always thinks about things and talks nonsense. My uncle asked me to take her into Chengzhi. Her stepmother didn't care about her siblings. My cousin was lonely at home, so I took her with her. "Chu Huaiyuan remembered that the tragic dramas on TV were always played like this. The stepmother is vicious, and the suffering of the siblings is the most sympathetic.

Seeing that Police Officer Chen still had some disbelief, "Lu Yuyang" spread his hands, "Why don't you just call the cub...cough, Ah Yuan, and make a kiss face to face?"

Li Yi: "..."

A blood confession?That's the blood of the divine beast unicorn, smelling it will give you a hundred energy, licking it will prolong your life, it's too fucking wasteful to use it to recognize relatives, thank you for thinking of it!

Speaking of this, the few people who came looked at each other, not knowing what to say for a moment.Pay attention to evidence in everything, Li Yi is not a person who knows the law and breaks the law, he has always hated scumbags who seduce ignorant girls, so he would not cover up Lu Yuyang.What's more, they also threatened them just now, and Lu Yuyang was still very open-minded, not guilty at all, maybe they really misunderstood?But this matter is not afraid of accidental injury, but afraid of accidentally letting go.

Officer Chen thought for a while, and decided to observe the situation secretly. It would be good if Lu Yuyang did not break the law, but if evidence is caught, he must be dealt with!

As soon as the few people left, "Lu Yuyang" couldn't wait to hook Jian Xiao's neck: "Which bar is the most famous?"

Jian Xiao was stunned for several seconds, then replied, "Sheng Ge."

"Shengge must drink too much, let's go!"

"Ah?" Jian Xiao couldn't find Bei, "Where are you going?"

"Go drink."

Upon hearing this, Jian Xiao hurriedly got out of his arms, stepped back and shook her head repeatedly: "No, no, no... no."

"Lu Yuyang" snorted, looked at his eyes filled with "good for nothing", turned around and was about to leave, but unexpectedly a strong wind came from behind him in the next second, he avoided it neatly, grabbed it with his backhand, and accurately Grabbing a unicorn horn, he turned his head and raised his eyebrows jokingly: "Why, cousin still has something to say? Or do you want to go too?"

"You...you can't go." Lin Lin, who had transformed into a prototype, felt the shock of suffocation in the slightly squinted eyes of "Lu Yuyang". Her huge figure couldn't help shaking. She knew she was afraid, but she couldn't just Let him take Lu Yuyang away like this, and A Yuan's prototype is engraved on Lu Yuyang's shoulder, that is the hope of the whole family, once something happens, the consequences will be disastrous.

"Cousin, don't worry, my cousin is on the same rope as this kid. I won't do anything to him if he dies, let alone hurt my cousin."

Lu Yuyang: "..."

Climbing along the pole, absolutely no one can compare to Chu Huaiyuan!

"Lu Yuyang" flicked Lin Lin's forehead lightly with his fingers, and she turned into a human form little by little, as if she had been relieved of her strength. She knelt on the ground in a daze, watching him humming a little song and walking out the door slowly.

Lu Yuyang knew that Chu Huaiyuan hadn't had enough, and he couldn't regain control of his body, and couldn't bear to watch his card be maxed out, so he just let go of his consciousness and took a nap.Unexpectedly, when he opened his eyes, there was a... woman lying beside him?

Looking around the room, Lu Yuyang turned over and sat up, and said quietly, "Mind if I smoke a cigarette?"

"mind."

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No matter how I think about it, it hurts my heart.

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