An actor who cannot become an Internet celebrity is not a good priest

As soon as he opened the door, a white figure suddenly rushed up. Lu Yuyang was unprepared, and was pushed back several steps by the other party, but he still couldn't stabilize himself and sat down on the ground.

This is all sitting on the ground, the other party is still not vague at all, holding his waist tightly with both hands, not caring that his flirtatious and pretty face is pushed into a ball by Lu Yuyang's hands, and the two long legs wrapped in white suit pants seem to be cheating. He stomped around on the ground, crying and howling: "Yang, I call you daddy, do you dare to answer?"

Lu Yuyang was caught off guard and took a sniff of the coquettish perfume. He couldn't help but sneezed. He really couldn't break his hand. He glanced at Lin Lin who was frowning and A Yuan who was slightly puffing up his cheeks not far away, and said faintly: " I don't have a son as old as you."

The man lifted his pear-blossoming rainy face, sniffed his nose twice, gritted his teeth and said, "I have information about the general's remains, help me this time, and I'll tell you!"

uh-huh?Isn't this guy Chu Huaiyuan's loyal fanboy?What's the fuss if you have information and hide it?

Come to think of it, Xie Bi'an probably knew that Chu Huaiyuan was sleeping most of the time, so he simply used it to ask for help if he had no chance to ask for credit.

Lu Yuyang could vaguely guess what he was begging for, pondered for a while, and said politely: "Get up and talk, thank you sir."

Upon hearing this, Bai Wuchang knew that Lu Yuyang had agreed, so he let go of Lu Yuyang's waist and got up from him. He didn't even notice that he rubbed the tears and snot all over Lu Yuyang's body, and sighed, "Sit down and talk", At the same time, he went through the wall and entered Lu Yuyang's house.

When Lu Yuyang walked into the house, he saw that Bai Wuchang was sitting on the sofa with a calm expression, playing with the tea set.Lu Yuyang glanced at the tea set on the table. The whole set was expensive. The last time he invited Xu Qingchu to drink tea, he took it out and used it once. He remembered that he thought it was getting in the way and was afraid of accidentally breaking it, so he put it away. up.Now that everything is available, it must be Xie Bi'an who is the master of the house and moved out for him.

While Lu Yuyang was silent, the water in Bai Wuchang's hand was already boiling.

Lighting incense, washing cups, Bai Wuchang's orchid fingers are pleasing to the eye, without any deliberate traces, let alone the slightest bitch, every flip and pause of the wrist during the tea service is just right, without any pretense Make a sample.

Lu Yuyang expressed his surprise. Bai Wuchang didn't look like he really knew how to drink tea, let alone brew it. He thought in his heart that this person would probably only raise a glass of red wine and wink at a red rose.

He raised his eyebrows, walked over and sat down in front of Bai Wuchang.

Bai Wuchang's eyes were deep and soft, without much expression on his face, but Lu Yuyang felt "clear, ethereal, and quiet" from him. Lu Yuyang naturally lacked resistance to this type of rare temperament, and couldn't help but lose his mind until Bai Wuchang Bringing the teacup with the scent of tea in front of him, he winked and teased: "What? Are you fascinated by me?" He suddenly came back to his senses, and said with a smile: "It's just that close."

Bai Wuchang smiled, and was rarely serious: "Some people said that I am too flamboyant, tea art nourishes my character, so I went to worship a teacher. I learned superficial skills very well, but unfortunately my nature is difficult to change. After I have been a teacher, I may not be so stable."

"Who?"

"An old friend, you don't know if you tell me." While speaking, he poured tea for Lin Lin and A Yuan respectively. Looking at the two of them, his doubts were not concealed, but his words were respectful, " Why are the two adults together with Director Lu?"

His overly serious look was completely different from the way he threw Lu Yuyang down just now.Pretend, really can pretend, Lu Yuyang picked up the teacup, took a sip and smiled without saying a word.

A Yuan is a little ice cube, he doesn't like to talk very much, with a stern face, he glanced at Bai Wuchang indifferently, and didn't respond.Lin Lin's sulking has been going on for two days, and now she still has a little bit of warmth, she just snorted coldly, turned her face away, and didn't say a word.

Bai Wuchang was left out for no reason, he felt the coolness of the autumn wind sweeping the fallen leaves in his heart, and there was a little embarrassment on his face, he cast his doubtful eyes on Lu Yuyang by the movement of drinking tea.

Lu Yuyang took a sip of hot tea to feel better physically and mentally, and explained compassionately: "A new member of PIO, no fixed place, temporary residence..."

"Puff—cough, cough, cough," Lu Yuyang said halfway, Bai Wuchang was so choked that he almost couldn't breathe, and died on the spot, "You, you, you... Do you know who they are?"

Lu Yuyang: "I know."

"Knowing that you still dare to ask them to do chores for you?" Bai Wuchang quickly glanced at the two people beside him, lowered his voice and glared at him.

Lu Yuyang's face was full of innocence: "Nonsense! I confessed and even signed up for A Yuan's Little Panda Kindergarten opposite the police station."

Bai Wuchang: "..."

"By the way, can this fee be reimbursed? After all, it's to improve the overall education level within the system. There's nothing wrong with public funding, right?" Lu Yuyang looked at him seriously, "The point is, the current kindergarten is really too expensive."

Bai Wuchang wanted to be a "bah" in the first place, but now that he has something to ask for, and A Yuan and Lin Lin are sitting next to him and looking straight at him, he really can't say anything, so he can only silently turn over several Eyes wide open, "I... let me ask you..."

It was the first time he had encountered this situation in his over a hundred years of work. It was hard for him to imagine how Lord Hades would react if he knew about this. Anyway, he could already see the judge's black question mark face.

This kid Lu Yuyang is so fucking capable!

"You came to me because of posting things?"

After being punctured by Lu Yuyang's words, Bai Wuchang's face froze, all kinds of unhappiness in his heart disappeared immediately, and he became wilted in an instant.He lowered his eyes and responded with a voice like a mosquito: "Yes."

Hearing Bai Wuchang's confession, Lu Yuyang's eyes darkened.

He originally thought that the owner of the "Ghost Story" post bar just borrowed Bai Wuchang's real name without taste. He didn't pay much attention to that post bar at first, but Jian Xiao cared about it. Xiao walked around according to the address.

Unexpectedly, Jian Xiao looked timid and uninitiated, and unexpectedly had a little subjective initiative in his heart. He stopped Lu Yuyang who said he was about to leave, and stammered out his suggestion.However, his thoughts coincided with Lu Yuyang's, so he contacted the Internet police first to find out the bottom of this post bar that popped up suddenly.

Unexpectedly, after a check, something was wrong.

The post bar "Ghost Story" does not exist at all. To be precise, there is no other way to find this post bar except for the outdated brand flip phone in Jian Xiao's hand.

Jian Xiao didn't show much surprise to such a result. He was silent for a while, and took out a piece of yellow paper neatly folded into a small square from his pocket. The tip unfolds, and soon it reveals its original shape——Mingchao.

This kind of ghost banknote is printed with a pattern, which is different from ordinary ghost banknotes. It is not used as currency in the underworld, but represents the real thing itself, such as paper money "changing clothes", "a horse" and so on, but the one that Jian Xiao took out is not printed. Common servants, beauties, chariots and household utensils, but a flip phone.

This pattern is not uncommon. In modern society, people's living standards have improved, so they naturally want to burn some good things for the dead. There can be paper Zhalou, and Mingzhi mobile phones are of course indispensable.

But looking at the Mingzhi mobile phone between Jian Xiao's fingers, Lu Yuyang's eyelids jumped quickly.

The mobile phone painted on this Ming note is exactly the same as Jian Xiao's outdated mobile phone that was listed on the "Ghostland Strange Talk" post bar!

Seeming to see through what Lu Yuyang was thinking, Jian Xiao nodded slowly, and said: "I passed the crossroads on the way home from work yesterday, and saw the traces left by someone burning the paper, and suddenly heard the ringtone, and picked it up with my head down. Today again Passing by, I found that there is a dilapidated incense candle shop nearby, selling this ghost paper."

Lu Yuyang took the Ming paper and took a closer look. This kind of paper printed on Huang Ming paper is very rare. The pattern does not look as neat as that printed by a machine. The red ink is dark and light, more like a personal print. Yes, it should not be mass-produced.

He just wanted to go up to smell it, but A Yuan frowned and slapped it off Lu Yuyang's hand step by step: "Blood smell, dirty soul." The ball of flames was instantly reduced to ashes.

Looking at the white ash that fell to the ground, Jian Xiao glanced at A Yuan, and added weakly: "Tell me, will someone else pick it up?"

"Since I worked in the underworld, Lao Hei and I have had different divisions of labor. He mainly assists the judge in dealing with the affairs of the underworld, while I mostly travel between Yin and Yang." Bai Wuchang hung his head and wrung his fingers. Years ago, I created it secretly. It was originally dedicated to the underworld, but the guys in the underworld were boring and boring, so I opened it to the public. Compared with the post bars in Yangjie, there are very few ghosts who hang out in "Ghost Talk" , but at any rate it was lively.”

Thinking of the hundreds of comments and replies under the so-called popular posts in the post bar, the word "lively" that Bai Wuchang uttered from his mouth was heard in Lu Yuyang's ears, adding to his loneliness.

"The post bar has been deserted for so many years, and I didn't care much about it. Who knew that something like this would happen? Live people enter the post bar, and a few comments on a post explode so many pickled goods, and the **** is still chatting privately under my nose. People, touch the door and cause trouble! This matter has already reached the ears of Lord Yan Wang. This time, Lao Hei didn’t help me. He deliberately made me suffer. If he doesn’t deal with it within three days, Lord Yan Wang will definitely pour me three bowls of Mengpo soup Let’s go to the beast’s Dao Wheel again!” As he spoke, Bai Wuchang covered his face suddenly, “Oh!”

Lu Yuyang sat in the office for a whole day, doing all kinds of things. At this time, he was somewhat tired. After listening to Bai Wuchang's words, he closed his eyes and pinched the bridge of his nose. When he opened his eyes again, his gaze was particularly focused: "I just want to Responsible for Zheng Haoxuan's affairs."

Bai Wuchang snapped his fingers neatly: "Deal!"

***

Lu Yuyang did not expect that when he went downstairs to buy a bottle of iced Coke for A Yuan, he turned around and met Xu Qingchu. Just as he was about to say hello, he caught a glimpse of a young man following him from the corner of his eye.Lu Yuyang poked his head slightly. The young man's face was not unfamiliar. He had seen it outside the elevator before, and he remembered it as Xu Qingchu's assistant.

However, the little assistant is obviously not right, his eyes are cloudy, his steps are stiff, his hands and feet are in the same place for a while, and his head is shaking for a while, like a rusty robot, it is difficult to manipulate his body according to the instructions.

Lu Yuyang squinted his eyes, followed them slowly into the elevator, and leaned against the assistant by the elevator door, staring at him without fear.

Xu Qingchu nodded slightly to Lu Yuyang, without speaking, raised her hand to press the floor, and stood quietly aside.

The moment the elevator doors closed, the overhead lights flickered on and off twice.

Lu Yuyang tapped the coke can lightly with his fingertips, and the soft "dang" sound broke the silence: "Is this lady... a guest?"

Before the words were finished, the light tube exploded with a "bang", and the elevator suddenly fell into darkness.

The next moment, something pierced through the darkness and hit Lu Yuyang's face directly. Lu Yuyang didn't move his feet, and tilted his head slightly to avoid it.

Unexpectedly, a hand grabbed his arm first, and then pulled him vigorously. He slammed into a warm chest, and just as he inhaled a faint cinnabar smell, he heard Xu Qingchu's cool breath sound above his head. voice: "You will regret it if you shoot him, Miss Liu."

"Ding~" The elevator arrived, and the voice-activated light in the corridor turned on, bright white light poured into the slowly opening elevator, illuminating Xu Qingchu's slightly gloomy face, he let go of the hand around Lu Yuyang's waist, and strode out of the elevator , then turned around after a pause, raised his hand to block the elevator door that was about to close, and said to whom, "Come out."

Lu Yuyang walked out of the elevator in response, but the little assistant seemed to be frightened and shrank back instead. Lu Yuyang gave him a sideways glance, stretched back and pulled him out directly.

Only then did he notice the mobile phone tightly held in the little assistant's hand, Lu Yuyang's eyes froze, he turned to look at Xu Qingchu, and grinned: "If it's convenient, please leave me a door, I have something I want to talk to Daoist Xu about."