This villain spit milk [Quick Transmigration]

After spending a few days of happiness with the shit shovel officer, the pilgrimage of all the beasts came as scheduled.

Sitting on the throne, Xiaobai Tuanzi listened to the news of the severe drought reported by the northern orcs, and lowered his head sadly, knowing that he and the excrement shoveler were really going to die in love. After the shit officer accepts the inheritance and becomes the new beast king, the shit shovel officer will fly up again with himself, and solve the severe drought this time.

If this is the case, the plot point is basically completed, and then I don't have to be a villain, and then go after the heroine.

Just as she was thinking happily, she heard the howling of wolves in the distance, and then a familiar orc came back, reluctantly following behind, the heroine who had officially escaped for half a month, Chai Yulu!

Zhou Xiaomiao was a little dumbfounded, the thoughts in her mind were still circling, the heroine was caught back?Catch, catch back?

A stream of light flashed across Xiaobai Tuanzi's body, and he turned into a human body and sat on the throne. He looked at the heroine with a bit of hatred, thinking that in the plot, the hero and heroine could fight against the king of beasts for more than three months. After all, the main character is weaker. Without the help of the main character, he was caught back in the last half month.

But as the king of beasts, Zhou Xiaomiao still wanted to encourage his subordinates, and said in a calm voice: "Everyone has worked hard."

The orc knelt down and saluted: "It is my duty to serve the king."

"Since the envoy of the gods has returned, the drought will be saved." Zhou Xiaomiao's face was full of inner emotions, and on the surface he still wanted to maintain his own degree, "Come here, bring the envoy of the gods to the cloud platform, Let the gods make you ready to pray for rain tomorrow."

"I don't know how to pray for rain. I have used up all my divine power." Chai Yulu was also struggling, so she could only continue to lie, trying to save her life.

"Then find a way to tell the demon god and contact the demon temple." Zhou Xiaomiao just wanted to pull her down quickly, end this pilgrimage, and die in love with the shit-shoveling officer in the evening, and it will be resolved at that time.

But Chai Yulu was scared. She really didn't know there was such a thing as the Demon God's Temple, so she could only continue to lie: "Contacting the Demon God's Temple also requires divine power. Right now... I don't have divine power."

"It seems that the envoy is still unwilling to help?" Zhou Xiaomiao rubbed his brows helplessly: "Then tie up the envoy and take him to the cloud platform, and let the envoy think about it, what should this divine power do?" recover!"

"Yes!" The orc immediately agreed, and stretched out his hand to tie Chai Yulu with vines and carry it away.

Chai Yulu struggled: "Help me, where did you go fellow, you promised to keep me safe, help me."

Zhou Xiaomiao: "..."

He stood up and said directly: "I already know about the severe drought, and it will be resolved naturally. After the pilgrimage, you can go back and wait for the good news."

"Yes." The orcs knelt down to accept the order, and finally turned into beasts and galloped away again.

Zhou Xiaomiao was walking around restlessly, and could only suppress the urge to drag the shit shovel officer to die for love as much as possible. Otherwise, if these people find out that their beast king is going to jump off a cliff, it will definitely be an earth-shattering event. They will definitely stop him from jumping, and maybe they will think that there is something wrong with his head...

Thinking about the picture of a group of orcs hugging their legs and crying, not allowing them to jump off the cliff, Zhou Xiaomiao felt disgusted for a while, forget it, hold it back for now, and wait until later.

Shan Mingran took the initiative to avoid it because of the congratulations of the beasts. Zhou Xiaomiao guessed that he might have gone to the back mountain, so he happily ran to the side of the creek, but in the end, he was in vain. Unexpectedly, the shit shovel officer was not there here.

Zhou Xiaomiao looked around suspiciously, and after confirming that the shit-shoveling officer was really not here, she was a little confused, strange, where did the shit-shoveling officer go?

Not long after, there was the sound of rustling footsteps behind him. Zhou Xiaomiao turned around and saw the shit-shoveling officer walking over with a big bird in his hand. He was a little surprised to see him standing here: "Why are all the beasts celebrating so quickly this time?" ?”

"There was nothing else but the severe drought, so it ended early." Zhou Xiaomiao approached, looked at the dead bird, and was a little curious: "What is this?"

"I'll improve the food for you. You can't always eat fish." Shan Mingran held Zhou Xiaomiao in one hand and carried the bird in the other. He walked to the stream and began to cook the big bird. Get seasoning washed and set aside.

Zhou Xiaomiao squatted on the sidelines to watch, but she was still greedy for fish in the water: "Is it necessary to eat big birds to improve food?"

"Or eat green vegetables." Shan Mingran pointed to the ground: "There is no shortage of these things here, and I feel that it must be bad for you to eat fish all the time, or you can eat some vegetables together."

Zhou Xiaomiao's face fell instantly: "Forget it, let's eat the big bird. At least there are seasonings this time."

Shan Mingran smiled helplessly, knowing that he would make such a choice.After handling the big bird carefully, stuff the mushrooms picked on the road into the belly, carefully seal it with wooden thorns, and finally grind the cleaned seasoning to squeeze out the juice, spread it evenly on the outside, and finally use the branches to set up the fire Just start roasting the bird.

Zhou Xiaomiao touched her soft belly, and squatted next to the excrement shoveler, waiting for something delicious.Although fish is the most delicious thing in the world, it is also very good to eat other things once in a while. He believes in his skill of shoveling shit, and he must be delicious with roasted birds (*^▽^*)

While flipping the big bird, Shan Mingran said, "Didn't anything else happen in Chaohe today?"

"No." Except that the heroine was brought back, nothing seemed to happen.

Shan Mingran didn't ask any more questions, he just carefully roasted the bird, and when it was cooked, he took Zhou Xiaomiao to wash his hands. He first washed Zhou Xiaomiao's little hands, and washed a few big leaves by the way, and carried them back Put the big bird on top for five cents.

After eating a full meal, Zhou Xiaomiao began to think about what to say to the shit shovel officer.Why don't you wake people up late at night and go to the cliff with yourself to talk, I always feel that it is inexplicable to say it now, in case the shit shovel officer insists on asking why.

According to the shit-shoveling officer's previous way of doing things, it is absolutely: you can unconditionally agree to any request of yourself, but it must be based on the basis that it will not hurt Zhou Xiaomiao. If you have to do it, you can, but you need a reasonable explanation. ...

Forget it, let’s wait until the evening to cut it first and then play it. The provincial shit shoveler began to ask himself why he fell off the cliff QAQ

After nagging, Zhou Xiaomiao almost fell asleep after finally waiting until night. Fortunately, he told the system in advance, and the system acted as an alarm clock again at the critical moment, bombarding him in his mind until Zhou Xiaomiao woke up completely. Afterwards, those who had hidden merit and fame were hidden again.

Zhou Xiaomiao felt aggrieved, but she was concerned about the plot points that had to be completed. She patted her face with a meat pad and finally regained her senses. He opened his eyes: "Meow~"

The blue eyes sparkled in the dark night, Xiaobai Tuanzi was patrolling back and forth on the stone bed, and suddenly realized that the excrement shoveler was not here?

Zhou Xiaomiao: System system, where is the shit shovel officer?Did he wake up at night?

【System: Oh, he's on the cloud platform. 】

Zhou Xiaomiao:? ? ?

Yuntai is located at the back of the mountain, which is the top of the highest mountain nearby. It is said that this is the closest place to the Demon Temple, so Zhou Xiaomiao will have someone send the heroine to the Yuntai during the day. Shit shoveler, where is he going to do it? What?

There is a cave above the cloud platform, and Chai Yulu is locked in it, tied with vines, and there are orcs guarding her at the entrance of the cave. As time goes by, she looks like a criminal waiting for trial. As long as it is after dawn, If she doesn't have divine power yet, she will be used as a sacrifice to the heavens, and she may be thrown to the bottom of the cliff.

But she has no strength to restrain the chicken, and she can't even break free from the vines, let alone escape. She is a little desperate, knowing that she really can't escape this time, and she is completely dead. Once she has a chance, she will definitely not lie and say that she is an envoy of God. Isn't it good to say that she is a doctor? Why do you say that she is an envoy of God in order to make them believe it?

Also, once again, she would never trust that fellow again, and would never go with him, otherwise she would not be discovered by the king of beasts, forcing herself to flee, and was eventually caught back.

As she was thinking about it, there was a loud bang at the door, Chai Yulu was startled, and when she opened her eyes, she saw that the orc who had just stood majestically at the entrance of the cave had fallen to the ground. Unprepared fainted, the sound of falling to the ground.

Chai Yulu's heart suddenly raised expectations, maybe, maybe...

One person walked towards the moonlight, because half of his body was hidden in the darkness because of the backlight, but Chai Yulu felt that this man was so handsome! ! !

For a moment, the feeling of her heart beating faster made her almost forget what the scene was. She just felt like a princess waiting for redemption, and the other party was the prince who had traveled through mountains and rivers to rescue her. When the time came, the princess and the prince fled here. live a happy life...

Shan Mingran untied the tree vine, looked at the person who was still foolish, and frowned slightly: "What are you thinking? Why don't you hurry up?"

Chai Yulu was knocked back to reality in an instant, and quickly got up and said, "Thank you fellow, I thought it didn't count if you could speak."

Shan Mingran: "If you hadn't lied at the beginning, how could there be so many things!"

"If I didn't lie, I wouldn't be able to live now!" Chai Yulu was wronged, but she never imagined that she would be tricked by herself one day.

Shan Mingran sighed: "Anyway, you should leave now."

"What about you?" Chai Yulu said nervously, "Why don't you go with me, if the king of beasts finds out that you let me go, you will definitely be worshiped by him."

Thinking of Xiaobai Tuanzi opening his mouth fiercely, Shan Mingran laughed: "He won't."

"How do you know if he will, you go with me first, then we will find a way to get back together, don't be here anymore." Chai Yulu was anxious: "The orcs are very superstitious, you can't explain the reason to them. "

Shan Mingran waved her hand away, and said calmly: "This is not superstition, demon temples and envoys exist, what they believe in is the true god, and what they believe in is also the true god, you just stumbled upon it by mistake."

Chai Yulu was shocked: "Are you assimilated or brainwashed by the king of beasts?"

Shan Mingran looked up at her: "What if I say I'm an angel?"

Chai Yulu lost her voice: "What did you say?"

"I am the envoy of the gods. I came from the cloud demon temple, and here..." Shan Mingran paused for a few seconds before continuing: "Take over the position of king of beasts."

Chai Yulu was a little dizzy: "Then you, me, that, what the hell are these?"

Shan Mingran said coldly: "Some things come out of your mouth. You disrespected the Demon God Temple at the beginning and lied that you were an envoy of God. This is retribution. Just remember not to talk nonsense in the future."

Chai Yulu was confused, "Then you are an envoy of God, aren't you my fellow villager?"

Shan Mingran frowned: "Are you going?"

"You wait for a while, this blow is too big for me." Chai Yulu tried to keep up with her own wisdom and brain: "So there really is a demon temple on this big road, and there really are gods on the mainland Walk, and you are the envoy of God, your task is to defeat the king of beasts and become the new king of beasts..."

"Oh, I understand, so you didn't follow me at the beginning because you wanted to lurk beside the king of beasts, and you were going to find the best time to replace him?" Chai Yulu was very surprised: "Have you succeeded in approaching him now?"

Shan Mingran lowered his eyes: "It succeeded." He was also successfully captured by the opponent.

Chai Yulu nodded: "Okay then, no wonder you keep saying that you can keep me safe. Then after you defeat the king of beasts, you must remember to tell your people not to come after me!"

Shan Mingran nodded: "You go quickly."

After talking for so long, it actually took a long time, Chai Yulu stood up from the ground, walked out and said, "Then I'll go first, even though I'm not a fellow townsman, I still want to thank you, thanks—"

The rest of the words were suddenly gasped and choked back. Chai Yulu froze at the entrance of the cave for a long time, and then suddenly started to back away.

Shan Mingran frowned, walked to the entrance of the cave and looked out, and saw that there were more people on the side of the cloud platform, looking down at the cliff with his back to them, his iconic tail swayed from side to side behind him, and a black hair emerged from his dark hair. For the furry ears, who else is it if it's not Zhou Xiaomiao!

Shan Mingran was startled, and immediately walked over quickly, "Ayun, don't stand by the side, it's dangerous, come here quickly."

Zhou Xiaomiao turned to look at him unhurriedly, her eyes turned around on him, and then looked at Chai Yulu who was cowering behind him.He slightly clenched his lips: "The two gods made the adults alone in the middle of the night, what are they going to do?"

"I didn't do anything, I know she's not an angel, I just wanted to let her go." Shan Mingran explained decisively, "There's nothing else, you've been misunderstood."

Chai Yulu whispered: "My lord envoy, you see that your identity has been exposed, why don't you completely replace him with a fight, or you will be here tonight."

"Shut up." Shan Mingran was irritable, she shook off her hand that was grabbing her arm, and strode towards Zhou Xiaomiao: "Ayun follow me back."

Zhou Xiaomiao lowered her eyes: "It turns out that the envoy of God has been so kind to me all this time, just to get close to me and become the new king of beasts. What a coincidence, am I in the way?"

"Don't listen to her nonsense, I love you because I like you, not because of your position as king of beasts." Shan Mingran held his hand, pulled him to his side, glanced at the abyss behind him, You can only squeeze his hand harder.

Zhou Xiaomiao looked down at the pair of big hands, and suddenly felt a little sour: "I never thought that the reason you treat me well is to get close to me, so it turns out that you have always been there to get close to me."

Like countless worlds, he thought that the shit-shoveling officer in this world treated him so well when he first met, and it was still the same as in the previous world. He could recognize himself, so he treated him so well, but he never I never thought that one day the shit shoveler will treat me well because the purpose is close to me.

Zhou Xiaomiao has always been in a bad mood. Usually, the shit-shoveling officer is by his side to accompany and comfort him, but now, he doesn't even have the last thing that belongs to him, not even the shit-shoveling officer. own...

Emotions surged in his chest, Zhou Xiaomiao's eyes were almost red, and the words "success" echoed in his head... Yes, isn't it close to his success?so what?So he let go of the heroine and started to fight against himself. Did he wait until tomorrow when he was at a loss and then come out to comfort himself, or did he stand up and take control of the situation and successfully replace himself?

Yes, he is a shit-shoveling officer, a hero, and even an envoy with his own mission. Why did I believe him...why did I believe that he would like me the first time I saw him? It's ridiculous to be nice to yourself!

But doesn't he understand himself... He doesn't know how to kill people, let alone hurt innocent people. He has already figured out that he can solve the problem by jumping off a cliff tonight, but he doesn't know anything!

Shan Mingran was so distressed that he wanted to hug him in his arms to comfort him: "Ayun, don't think about it, I..."

Zhou Xiaomiao blocked his arm and took a step back: "Okay, I don't want to think about it, so tell me what is your mission as an envoy of God? Didn't you say that you need an opportunity when I asked you for the first time?" Do you know? Do you know now? Then tell me, tell me what your mission is?"

Shan Mingran clenched his fists: "Yes, my mission is to become the new king of beasts, and the opportunity is Chai Yulu! But I never treat you well because I want to be close to you..."

"I don't want to listen to you." Zhou Xiaomiao suddenly interrupted him loudly, and the tears couldn't hold back after all: "I hate you, I don't like you anymore!"

Shan Mingran was distressed and angry, and pulled him into his arms and hugged him tightly: "I swear I never knew the mission at first, and I only found out when I met Chai Yulu later, so we know each other first, and we treat you better first." , shouldn't you trust me?"

"I just hate you, I hate you!" Zhou Xiaomiao broke out. The emotions accumulated from the last world until the world began to churn all mixed together and poured into his chest. In my heart, all the emotions exploded in an instant and completely erupted.

Zhou Xiaomiao firmly believes that the other party has been deceiving her in this world, and has always approached her with a purpose. She is no longer the shit-shoveling officer before, he is not the shit-shoveling officer, he is the male lead!He is an angel!

Shan Mingran could only hug him tightly and not let go, explaining over and over again: "It's not what you think, I never lied to you, I obviously met you first and treated you first, Chai Yulu is It only appeared later, why don't you believe me!"

Even the system in his mind began to persuade him.

[System: Zhou Xiaomiao, calm down. I know you've been in a bad mood recently. We'll rest after you finish this world. I'll adjust your mental state for you. Can you finish the plot points first?Don't think too much, don't go too far, and don't let yourself regret it in the future. 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: You don't understand me...you don't understand me at all!

[System: I don't understand you. I know that Zhou Xiaomiao is a kind-hearted cat, so being a villain in this world bears a lot of pressure. We all know that in the future, I promise that this kind of world will not appear again, I swear. 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: But what about the shit-shoveling officer... Will I never have a shit-shoveling officer anymore, will he no longer belong to me... How long will I continue the mission?I'm tired... I don't want to continue the task, the system kills me, I'm really tired.

[System: Zhou Xiaomiao, give me your body. 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: ...Okay.

Zhou Xiaomiao, who was quiet for a few seconds, suddenly pushed the shit-shoveling officer away, pointed at the cliff and said, "You jump off, I'll believe you if you jump off!"

"Okay." Without any hesitation, Shan Mingran just said: "If I jump off, you remember to take care of yourself and wait for me in the cave!"

Zhou Xiaomiao turned her face away, refusing to answer any of his questions.

Shan Mingran is helpless, in order to coax Xiaotuanzi to walk towards the cliff happily, he is naturally confident that he can guarantee that he will be fine, but he is afraid that something unexpected will happen when he leaves for a few days.

He stood on the edge of the cliff and looked back at Zhou Xiaomiao: "Wait for me, I'll be back in three days!"

Chai Yulu finally recovered from the shock: "My lord, are you crazy? This cliff is so high that you will die if you jump off it!"

She shouted again: "Is this how you treat the envoy, King of Beasts? Even if there is a misunderstanding, can't you just sit down and talk about it? Why do you have to let him jump off the cliff to prove himself?"

Zhou Xiaomiao lowered her head without any reaction.

Shan Mingran looked distressed, "Chai Yulu, shut up, you can be fierce with him?"

Chai Yulu choked: "But he, he..."

"You don't need to take care of our affairs, you go now." Shan Mingran frowned, then looked at Zhou Xiaomiao, and said in a low voice: "Ayun, you have to take care of yourself when you are angry, I will be there soon return."

Zhou Xiaomiao still didn't give him any response.

Shan Mingran was afraid that his hesitation would hurt his heart again, so he immediately leaned forward after speaking, and fell down uncontrollably.

Chai Yulu screamed and ran over, and before she had time to cry miserably, she saw a sudden burst of brilliance at the bottom of the cliff, and a huge amount of divine power suddenly flashed on the platform and poured into the bottom of the cliff, making the brilliance even brighter, and the people who illuminated it almost opened their eyes. Do not open your eyes.

The beautiful demon temple loomed in the sky, like a mirage, floating above the cloud platform, a faint red light ran out and fell to the bottom of the cliff following the light of the cloud platform.

Soon, the inherited envoy will become the king of beasts!