This villain spit milk [Quick Transmigration]

Zhou Xiaomiao was still squatting in front of the heroine, seeing that the other party didn't even look at herself, but looked eagerly at the shit-shoveling officer, and suddenly felt a little unhappy.

Although he doesn't know why, but he hates the way the heroine looks at the shit-shoveling officer, and thinking about the development of the plot, he is afraid that the heroine will hook up his shit-shoveling officer, so he immediately turns around and runs to the shit-shoveling officer Beside him, he stretched out his little claws to hug him.

Shan Mingran was explaining the usage of tinder to everyone. He lowered his head and saw the cute little Baituanzi. He reached out and hugged Xiaobaituanzi and put it in his arms. He continued to explain and scratched Xiaobaituanzi's chin. , Xiaotuanzi couldn't help turning over to reveal his soft belly.

Xiaobai Tuanzi cocked his tail proudly, he knew that the heroine would be watching here, hehehehe, let him see who the shit shoveler is, ╭(╯^╰)╮

[System: Oh, have you learned how to be jealous? 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: Is this called jealousy?This is called a declaration of sovereignty!

[System: ... I really know a lot more. 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: Hehehe.

In the evening, Shan Mingran took Xiaobai Tuanzi to rest in the cave prepared by the tribe. Chai Yulu was struggling, but couldn't help but grope over while others were not paying attention, and quietly entered the cave.

At that time, Shan Mingran had just coaxed Zhou Xiaomiao into a human body, saying that he would measure him and remake his clothes. As soon as Zhou Xiaomiao appeared naked, he heard footsteps coming from the entrance of the cave, and a whisper : "Is Lord God Envoy here?"

Zhou Xiaomiao was frightened, and immediately turned into Xiaobai Tuanzi again and jumped into the shit-shoveling officer's arms. Shan Mingran stiffened his hands, and it took him a long time to suppress his anger and hug Xiaobai Tuanzi.

"My lord envoy..." No one responded, so Chai Yulu yelled again, and took another two steps inside tentatively.

"Miss something?" Shan Mingran came out of the dark with a dark face, frowned slightly and said: "Didn't I say that you are not allowed to disturb me at night? Didn't your patriarch tell you?"

Chai Yulu was taken aback, "I, I just came to talk to Lord God Envoy to say something, it's very important so it's not convenient for others to hear."

Shan Mingran glanced at her: "There is no one here, just tell me."

"Ah? Here?" Chai Yulu looked around, still a little uncertain.

"Don't worry, except you, no one is so bold and disobeying orders." Shan Mingran became angry when he said that, and touched the little white dumpling in his arms with his finger, a little bit annoyed. Yes, it feels like being interrupted halfway, Shan Mingran is really good at not cursing.

Chai Yulu could vaguely feel the other party's displeasure, but she could only bite the bullet and continue: "My lord envoy, are you from the 22nd century? Are you from country Z?"

Shan Mingran stopped, and looked at her strangely: "Aren't you from here?"

Seeing his reaction, Chai Yulu felt a little more certain in her heart, and said excitedly: "Well, you shouldn't be either, did you come here from country Z like me? My name is Chai Yulu, and I'm a surgeon. Doctor, in..."

"You don't need to tell me such details, I'm not interested." Shan Mingran interrupted her, "So what do you want to express when you come to me?"

"I didn't want to express anything." Chai Yulu said: "I finally met a fellow countryman in this different world. I'm just a little excited. I think since we all come from the same place, we should be more helpful to each other. I used to You were called an envoy of God when you helped them heal their wounds, you must be honored for spreading common sense, why don't we help the orcs together, maybe we can find a way to go back."

Zhou Xiaomiao licked her meat pads, always feeling that this passage sounded very familiar.He flipped through the plot and found that the male protagonist said this to the female protagonist. He was really speechless. Even if the plot was biased towards grandma's house, none of what should happen could be missed. It was simply a forced plot.

He raised his head: "Meow meow~~" I'm sleepy, I want to sleep!

Shan Mingran lowered his head and rubbed his little head, then raised his head and regained his indifference: "I'll talk about something tomorrow, I'm going to rest now."

Chai Yulu nodded: "Okay, let's talk about it tomorrow...you cat is so cute."

Shan Mingran curled his lips: "He has always been cute." And he is cute no matter what.

Chai Yulu felt itchy to see it, and actually wanted to go up to touch the cat, but looking at the cuteness of the cat, Chai Yulu felt that it was better not to take risks, after all, the cat looked really hard to mess with.

Regret, why didn't I take advantage of the time when the other party came to grab the grass skirt, and remember not to miss the opportunity next time.

After thinking about it, Chai Yulu turned around and prepared to leave: "I'm leaving first, you can rest."

"Remember!" Shan Mingran said coldly behind her: "In the future, don't break into other people's places at will, and don't think that you don't need to be educated here."

Chai Yulu bit her lip, feeling a little embarrassed, nodded her head in a muffled voice and left directly, hating the person who said she was uneducated, well, it was indeed her fault this time, but if she doesn't show face to the lady, he deserves that he doesn't have a girlfriend , live a lifetime with cats!

It was hard to send Chai Yulu away, but Xiaobai Tuanzi was sleepy, and he didn't want to change back to try new clothes. Although Shan Mingran was a pity, he could only rest with Xiaotuanzi in his arms, and didn't want to wake him up, so I said, It's really annoying that some people can't wink!

The next day, after the two woke up, they logically needed to leave and continue to spread common sense, but Zhou Xiaomiao needed to bring the heroine back to her cave in order to continue the next plot.

So Zhou Xiaomiao turned into a human and discussed with the shit-shoveling officer: "You see, she is also an envoy of God, and she can know things we don't know. I think we need to take her back and spread this kind of knowledge when the beasts worship next time." With medical knowledge, the casualties of orcs will be greatly reduced by then, and there will be no harm at all, so great."

"Ayun, are you paying too much attention to her?" Shan Mingran pinched his little chin and shook it, wanting to take a bite so that he could focus all his attention on himself.

"God's envoy, it's hard for me not to pay attention." Zhou Xiaomiao said, "After I know you are a god's envoy, haven't you been pestering you all the time? Isn't it?"

Shan Mingran's expression sharpened: "If you dare to cling to her like you cling to me, I'll break your legs so that you can't go anywhere, you can only lean in my arms, Ah Yun, if you don't believe me, try it." !"

"You hate me!" Zhou Xiaomiao frowned instantly.

"Hey, as long as you don't like others, you'll be fine." Shan Mingran stroked his hair soothingly: "Of course, if that woman dares to seduce you, I will definitely let her experience how life would be worse than death."

Zhou Xiaomiao was stunned, pinched the shit shovel officer's cheek and pinched it hard: "Why are you so fierce." This world is especially fierce.

"Probably there is still some animal nature in his bones." Shan Mingran lowered his head and rubbed his side face, the smooth and soft touch always made his heart softer and calmer.

Zhou Xiaomiao thought it was strange, but looking back on the plot, the male protagonist is an envoy with a certain inheritance, perhaps some animal nature, and the modern heroine is still fundamentally different, but as an envoy he knows the scope In the orc, even above the heroine, that's why they know so much, and even tell the heroine in the plot that everyone comes from the same place.

In fact, the male protagonist at that time probably wanted to get close, to draw in the relationship between himself and the female protagonist. In the final analysis, the male protagonist is actually an orc, even a half-demon orc from the demon temple!

Zhou Xiaomiao seemed to have discovered some new land, pushed away the person who had been rubbing her cheek, and said excitedly: "Are you an orc too? Are you? Are you!"

Shan Mingran sighed: "Shouldn't your focus be on being afraid, and then tell me not to dare again?"

"Tell me first, why don't you tell me, tell me!" Zhou Xiaomiao acted like a baby, now skipped the topic just now, and went straight to the point of concern that he didn't know where it was wrong.

Shan Mingran hesitated, but still couldn't resist the coquettishness of the person in front of him, so he nodded: "Yes."

"I want to see, I want to see!" Zhou Xiaomiao's eyes lit up instantly, "What are you, I want to see, I want to roll on you!"

"It can't change now." Shan Mingran hugged the coquettish person: "I need an opportunity."

Zhou Xiaomiao: "..."

The enthusiasm receded in an instant, and Zhou Xiaomiao couldn't help thinking that the other party's opportunity was probably because she forced him to jump off the cliff.Zhou Xiaomiao froze for a moment. In fact, she was still a little bit guilty about this plot point. Ah, how can I force people down without hurting the shit-shoveling officer?

In the plot, the male lead jumps actively to keep the female lead, so it means that Zhou Xiaomiao can't push him down yet, and must stimulate the other party with words to make the other party jump off the cliff to complete the plot point.

Really, the more I think about it, the more I worry about it.

Shan Mingran rubbed the person in his arms: "Don't be unhappy, when I find the opportunity I need, I will transform for you first."

"Okay!" Zhou Xiaomiao agreed, but her heart was pounding. Compared to being able to watch it this way, she might as well not watch it.

[System: There must be a way for the car to reach the mountain. Think about the time you didn't think too seriously about the plot before, but it passed easily. 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: ...you said it so easily.

[System: Isn't it?I think you finished it very easily, didn't you? 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: You seem to be joking, don't you know that every time I complete a plot point, I feel anxious?I'm also carrying a lot of pressure, okay?

[System: Just blow it. 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: You just stand and talk without back pain.

The two were silent for a while, and suddenly at the same time: Bah!

The chat was interrupted again, Zhou Xiaomiao really missed her first mission, teaching her mother the system hand in hand, but since she was with the shit shovel officer, the other party started to convulse. QAQ, that's horrible.

[System: ...] I can know what you are thinking, thank you!

This matter has been revealed, and Zhou Xiaomiao brought the topic back again: "Then let's continue to talk about the Goddess Envoy, and I promise not to pester the Goddess Envoy to keep a distance, but in order to benefit the people, should we Take her away together so that it will be easier to spread medical knowledge!"

"No need, I will do these things too." Shan Mingran still doesn't want anyone to disturb the world of the two of them, "I'm talking about people staying here well, would they be willing to go with you?"

Zhou Xiaomiao gnawed her finger: "It's not that I didn't hear what you said yesterday, she is actually very happy to go with you."

"She is willing and I am not." Shan Mingran lowered his head and took a bite of Zhou Xiaomiao's hand: "Is that why you like her so much?"

"I don't like her. I told you that I wanted to take her back because of the envoy." Zhou Xiaomiao was also unwilling to bring the heroine. At this point, he also had to take the other party back.

However, he still believes in Shit Shovel Officer in his heart. After all, the other party has been with him for a long time, and he likes him the most every time, and he can recognize him very quickly. He feels that the other party will not be Someone else snatched it.

Zhou Xiaomiao always has a sense of self-confidence towards the shit-shoveling officer. After all, after so many worlds, it is true that every time he will be found by the shit-shoveling officer, he has even complained to the system. The shit-shoveling officer is definitely He installed a radar on himself.

Shan Mingran frowned slightly, his eyes darkened for some unknown reason, and finally said: "You can take her with you, but you are not allowed to transform in front of her."

Zhou Xiaomiao: "...Okay." The jealous king!

So the matter was basically settled, Zhou Xiaomiao rubbed her little stomach and felt a little hungry, so she spontaneously turned into a little white dumpling and climbed onto his shoulders along the shit shovel officer's clothes, and patted the shovel with her meat pad. Shit officer's face: "Meow meow meow~~" I'm hungry, I eat fish and fish.

"Okay." Shan Mingran simply packed up their things before leaving the cave with his hands.

In fact, most orcs have their own survival instincts and consciousness. For example, when elk migrate, they like to find places with flat terrain, quiet and quiet, and close to water sources.But their lives are very rough, so what they lack is the common sense of life spread by Shan Mingran and the common sense of medicine by Chai Yulu.

Relying on the habits of elk, Shan Mingran quickly found a water source nearby, and lit a fire for his little ancestor to grill fish to eat. The unpolluted water source is rich in fish, so Shan Mingran chose to find seven or eight big fish. Roast on the fire, and put half of it under the fire to suffocate.

Xiaobai Tuanzi has been squatting beside the fire, looking forward to it, staring at it getting closer and closer... getting closer and closer.

Shan Mingran stretched out his hand to hug Xiaobai Tuanzi back, and silently said to his little face: "It's not too hot to be so close, is it?"

Xiaobai Tuanzi shook his head, indicating that he was not hot, and nothing could resist his enthusiasm for eating fish.

There is no way, it may be that Zhou Xiaomiao was really greedy in the last world. Even though this world has been around for so long, there is still a lot of food, but every time I see Yu Zhou Xiaomiao is still anxious, all kinds of coquettish and cute In order to eat fish earlier.

What Shan Mingran can do, of course, is to spoil it, increase the fire and slowly turn over the roast, waiting for the fish to smell, when Zhou Xiaomiao excitedly meowed, Chai Yulu's voice also came: " smell good!"

"..."