This villain spit milk [Quick Transmigration]
Chapter 71 The first villain
Therefore, he has to think carefully about how to complete the plot points.
Zhou Xiaomiao sighed faintly, and saw the shit-shoveling officer staring at his grass skirt, and he also looked down. It was very strange to wear a grass skirt for the first time, so he moved his little butt, making all the leaves move, surprised staring.
Thinking it was fun, Zhou Xiaomiao swayed from side to side a few more times, watching the leaves all rattle and move more and more happily.
Shan Mingran's eyes were slightly deep, looking at the little penis hidden under the grass skirt, and suggested: "I think the standard of your living needs to be improved, at least you need something to cover your body."
Zhou Xiaomiao curled her lips: "I think this is very good!"
"Even if there is no fabric now, animal skins can be made into clothes after washing." Shan Mingran said while holding the other party's little butt to prevent him from moving around, and asked: "Have you ever made clothes in other places before?" Has it become like this in front of people?"
"No, if it wasn't for the fear that you wouldn't understand my animal language, I wouldn't change."
Zhou Xiaomiao knows that he is very jealous. In fact, this is the first time he has turned into a human in the past month. In the last world, he has never licked a fur or gnawed a meat pad. I wanted to die, and I hugged myself fiercely for three days before I came to my senses.
And since the shit-shoveling officer didn't come, Zhou Xiaomiao didn't like turning into a human body even more. He used the form of a small dumpling to climb up and down ancient trees all day long, drying his fur and gnawing on the meat pads. Except for the shit-shoveling officer, he couldn't eat it himself. Except for the dried fish, everything else is fine.
After all, even in the last world, when I was a vampire, I still had the shit-shoveling officer's dried fish-flavored blood to satisfy my hunger, but in this world...he really has nothing QAQ
[System: No wonder I'm looking forward to the shit shovel officer so much, that's why :)]
Zhou Xiaomiao: ...Okay, stop talking!
[System: The relationship is about to break, hee hee hee]
Zhou Xiaomiao: ...
#一吃狗食就形态的系统#, #单单组结止What should I do? #
Knowing that Zhou Xiaomiao hadn't changed in front of other people, Shan Mingran was relieved, but seeing the grass skirt the other party was wearing still felt uneasy, and began to silently plan how to improve the little guy's life .
Although the two met for the first time in this world, there was no sense of unfamiliarity in the interaction. Zhou Xiaomiao relied on the shit-shoveling officer and didn't bother to hide anything. He leaned on each other and yelled for fish, grilled and delicious fish!
Shan Mingran was funny for a while, he didn't have any thoughts at all, his mind was full of wanting to pamper the person in his arms, holding the little guy in his hands and caring for him all the time, even though he was so determined and firm when they first met A bit unusual.
But he really didn't want to think too much, so he just wanted to hurry up and find fish for the little guy, for fear of starving him.
There is a small stream in the deep forest that is not very wide, but the water is crystal clear, and fish of various colors swim leisurely with their tails flicking. Occasionally, there are a few small turtles and crabs, which are also rich in supplies.
Zhou Xiaomiao sat on the warm stone, watched the shit shovel officer spearing fish for herself, silently took off the shit shovel officer's coat and threw it aside, touched it by herself, wanting to catch it by herself.
Fortunately, the moment he came into contact with the water, Shan Mingran, who had been on guard for a long time, held his forehead to stop him. Shan Mingran slightly lifted his head up, and said helplessly: "What do you want to do? Didn't you agree that I will give it to you?" Catching fish?"
Zhou Xiaomiao grinned: "It just suddenly occurred to me that God Envoy has a noble status and cannot let you do rough work..."
Shan Mingran unswervingly turned his head to the right: "It's fine if I come, you never need to be polite to me."
Moved, Zhou Xiaomiao stretched out her finger: "Then I want to eat three...no, I want to eat four fish!"
"……it is good."
Zhou Xiaomiao, who couldn't catch the fish herself, went back to the rock and sat down again, watching the busy excrement shovel officer wagging his tail uncontrollably, you see, this is the life of a man around him, before he was pestered by an ancient tree to eat I have been eating fruits and small white flowers for a whole month. Although the taste is good, but he is a carnivore, he is hungry and thin after eating vegetarian food all day long!
It's better for the shit shoveler to treat himself better, and he can eat fish again (*^▽^*)
Feeling really bored, Zhou Xiaomiao turned into a small dumpling again and ran to squat on the shoulder of the excrement shovel officer. Shan Mingran rubbed his face against it and continued to work. After rubbing the fire with a flint, he put the fish on the ground Three on the branches, and a few more wrapped in soil and buried in the fire, and the rest of the time can wait for the fish to be cooked.
Shan Mingran went to the stream to wash his hands, Zhou Xiaomiao squatted on his shoulders and licked his own meat pads, preparing for eating later.
Zhou Xiaomiao was very satisfied with this kind of life of an old husband and wife, her little tail flicked, and when she met Shan Mingran occasionally, she would intentionally wrap her around his neck, watch him wince and meow twice proudly.
Shan Mingran had no choice but to tap its nose with his still dripping hand: "Naughty!"
The cool touch of the nose startled Xiaobai Tuanzi, and he almost fell off the shit shovel officer's shoulders with his teeth and claws. Finally, he caught the shit shovel officer's clothes with his claws to stabilize his body, and jumped onto the stone , looking at the shit shovel officer warily, unwilling to sit with him anymore.
Shan Mingran was startled, and immediately leaned over to coax Tuanzi: "What's the matter? Are you angry? Don't be angry, I was wrong, I won't dare to do it next time..."
Zhou Xiaomiao became even more arrogant after being coaxed, she moved her little butt and turned her back to the shit-shoveling officer, pretending that she was very angry.
Shan Mingran said in a low voice: "The fish is cooked!"
Xiaobai Tuanzi immediately turned around in surprise, his blue eyes were fixed on the grilled fish on the fire, and he wagged his tail anxiously: "Meow meow~~~"
"Don't worry, don't worry, it's too hot, your tongue can't stand the heat." Shan Mingran didn't know why he knew this, and after blurting out his concerns, he suddenly realized that the other party couldn't eat too hot food.
He smoothed the hair of the anxious little white dumpling, bit by bit to make the cat happy, and the fish meat was almost ready. He first pulled out the fish buried in the fire, and knocked open the dirt wrapped around it. The fish meat was immediately exposed to the air, emitting a hot aroma.
Zhou Xiaomiao was about to rush forward in a hurry, but was stopped by Shan Mingran, who forcibly hugged the struggling Xiaotuanzi, and coaxed: "We're going to wash two leaves, and I'm going to pick fishbone for you, I'm waiting for a while. "
Zhou Xiaomiao was rolling in the shit-shoveling officer's arms, wishing she wanted to eat it now, her meowing sound became more and more pitiful, her blue eyes were aggrieved, as if she was about to cry to the shit-shoveling officer in the next second.He really hasn't eaten fish for a long time, just one bite, just give it one bite!
Zhou Xiaomiao sighed faintly, and saw the shit-shoveling officer staring at his grass skirt, and he also looked down. It was very strange to wear a grass skirt for the first time, so he moved his little butt, making all the leaves move, surprised staring.
Thinking it was fun, Zhou Xiaomiao swayed from side to side a few more times, watching the leaves all rattle and move more and more happily.
Shan Mingran's eyes were slightly deep, looking at the little penis hidden under the grass skirt, and suggested: "I think the standard of your living needs to be improved, at least you need something to cover your body."
Zhou Xiaomiao curled her lips: "I think this is very good!"
"Even if there is no fabric now, animal skins can be made into clothes after washing." Shan Mingran said while holding the other party's little butt to prevent him from moving around, and asked: "Have you ever made clothes in other places before?" Has it become like this in front of people?"
"No, if it wasn't for the fear that you wouldn't understand my animal language, I wouldn't change."
Zhou Xiaomiao knows that he is very jealous. In fact, this is the first time he has turned into a human in the past month. In the last world, he has never licked a fur or gnawed a meat pad. I wanted to die, and I hugged myself fiercely for three days before I came to my senses.
And since the shit-shoveling officer didn't come, Zhou Xiaomiao didn't like turning into a human body even more. He used the form of a small dumpling to climb up and down ancient trees all day long, drying his fur and gnawing on the meat pads. Except for the shit-shoveling officer, he couldn't eat it himself. Except for the dried fish, everything else is fine.
After all, even in the last world, when I was a vampire, I still had the shit-shoveling officer's dried fish-flavored blood to satisfy my hunger, but in this world...he really has nothing QAQ
[System: No wonder I'm looking forward to the shit shovel officer so much, that's why :)]
Zhou Xiaomiao: ...Okay, stop talking!
[System: The relationship is about to break, hee hee hee]
Zhou Xiaomiao: ...
#一吃狗食就形态的系统#, #单单组结止What should I do? #
Knowing that Zhou Xiaomiao hadn't changed in front of other people, Shan Mingran was relieved, but seeing the grass skirt the other party was wearing still felt uneasy, and began to silently plan how to improve the little guy's life .
Although the two met for the first time in this world, there was no sense of unfamiliarity in the interaction. Zhou Xiaomiao relied on the shit-shoveling officer and didn't bother to hide anything. He leaned on each other and yelled for fish, grilled and delicious fish!
Shan Mingran was funny for a while, he didn't have any thoughts at all, his mind was full of wanting to pamper the person in his arms, holding the little guy in his hands and caring for him all the time, even though he was so determined and firm when they first met A bit unusual.
But he really didn't want to think too much, so he just wanted to hurry up and find fish for the little guy, for fear of starving him.
There is a small stream in the deep forest that is not very wide, but the water is crystal clear, and fish of various colors swim leisurely with their tails flicking. Occasionally, there are a few small turtles and crabs, which are also rich in supplies.
Zhou Xiaomiao sat on the warm stone, watched the shit shovel officer spearing fish for herself, silently took off the shit shovel officer's coat and threw it aside, touched it by herself, wanting to catch it by herself.
Fortunately, the moment he came into contact with the water, Shan Mingran, who had been on guard for a long time, held his forehead to stop him. Shan Mingran slightly lifted his head up, and said helplessly: "What do you want to do? Didn't you agree that I will give it to you?" Catching fish?"
Zhou Xiaomiao grinned: "It just suddenly occurred to me that God Envoy has a noble status and cannot let you do rough work..."
Shan Mingran unswervingly turned his head to the right: "It's fine if I come, you never need to be polite to me."
Moved, Zhou Xiaomiao stretched out her finger: "Then I want to eat three...no, I want to eat four fish!"
"……it is good."
Zhou Xiaomiao, who couldn't catch the fish herself, went back to the rock and sat down again, watching the busy excrement shovel officer wagging his tail uncontrollably, you see, this is the life of a man around him, before he was pestered by an ancient tree to eat I have been eating fruits and small white flowers for a whole month. Although the taste is good, but he is a carnivore, he is hungry and thin after eating vegetarian food all day long!
It's better for the shit shoveler to treat himself better, and he can eat fish again (*^▽^*)
Feeling really bored, Zhou Xiaomiao turned into a small dumpling again and ran to squat on the shoulder of the excrement shovel officer. Shan Mingran rubbed his face against it and continued to work. After rubbing the fire with a flint, he put the fish on the ground Three on the branches, and a few more wrapped in soil and buried in the fire, and the rest of the time can wait for the fish to be cooked.
Shan Mingran went to the stream to wash his hands, Zhou Xiaomiao squatted on his shoulders and licked his own meat pads, preparing for eating later.
Zhou Xiaomiao was very satisfied with this kind of life of an old husband and wife, her little tail flicked, and when she met Shan Mingran occasionally, she would intentionally wrap her around his neck, watch him wince and meow twice proudly.
Shan Mingran had no choice but to tap its nose with his still dripping hand: "Naughty!"
The cool touch of the nose startled Xiaobai Tuanzi, and he almost fell off the shit shovel officer's shoulders with his teeth and claws. Finally, he caught the shit shovel officer's clothes with his claws to stabilize his body, and jumped onto the stone , looking at the shit shovel officer warily, unwilling to sit with him anymore.
Shan Mingran was startled, and immediately leaned over to coax Tuanzi: "What's the matter? Are you angry? Don't be angry, I was wrong, I won't dare to do it next time..."
Zhou Xiaomiao became even more arrogant after being coaxed, she moved her little butt and turned her back to the shit-shoveling officer, pretending that she was very angry.
Shan Mingran said in a low voice: "The fish is cooked!"
Xiaobai Tuanzi immediately turned around in surprise, his blue eyes were fixed on the grilled fish on the fire, and he wagged his tail anxiously: "Meow meow~~~"
"Don't worry, don't worry, it's too hot, your tongue can't stand the heat." Shan Mingran didn't know why he knew this, and after blurting out his concerns, he suddenly realized that the other party couldn't eat too hot food.
He smoothed the hair of the anxious little white dumpling, bit by bit to make the cat happy, and the fish meat was almost ready. He first pulled out the fish buried in the fire, and knocked open the dirt wrapped around it. The fish meat was immediately exposed to the air, emitting a hot aroma.
Zhou Xiaomiao was about to rush forward in a hurry, but was stopped by Shan Mingran, who forcibly hugged the struggling Xiaotuanzi, and coaxed: "We're going to wash two leaves, and I'm going to pick fishbone for you, I'm waiting for a while. "
Zhou Xiaomiao was rolling in the shit-shoveling officer's arms, wishing she wanted to eat it now, her meowing sound became more and more pitiful, her blue eyes were aggrieved, as if she was about to cry to the shit-shoveling officer in the next second.He really hasn't eaten fish for a long time, just one bite, just give it one bite!
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