This villain spit milk [Quick Transmigration]

Zhou Xiaomiao and the Sheng family brothers and sisters walked together in the old forest deep in the mountains, walking steadily through the bushes. This old forest was specially prepared by vampires for themselves. The trees are tall and block out the sun, almost without sunlight even during the day.After all, there are low-level vampires not only unable to control their own form, but also unable to see the sun, otherwise they will be burned.

But those are low-level vampires. Those with powerful mana like Zhou Xiaomiao can stay safely for a long time even under the scorching sun. It's just that sometimes vampires don't like to bask in the sun, so they choose to avoid it.But Zhou Xiaomiao likes it, so even if he meets the sun, he will not hate and resist it, so even if his face is pale, but his fangs are hidden, no one can find out that he is a vampire.

At least, none of the Sheng family brothers and sisters found out (*^▽^*)

The surrounding area was quiet, and Zhou Xiaomiao's hearing was much higher than normal people's. He took the Sheng brothers and sisters out of the forest, but the people around him were always vigilant, and their big hands were still tightly holding Zhou Xiaomiao's arm. In an unfamiliar environment, there is always an unknown danger, which makes people unconsciously tense.

Zhou Xiaomiao guided the people away, while complaining to the system: It’s really unfortunate that the shit shovel officer came this time, if I didn’t come, I can still fly on my way, and now I have to pretend Become a normal person and trek hard QAQ

[System: Didn't you like your shit-shoveling officer the most?You were not happy when people didn't come to you before, but now they are looking for you, and you are not happy, it seems that you are spoiled. 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: The timing of the shit-shoveling officer’s visit this time is not very good. If he was so late, my first plot point would have been completed, but now I haven’t touched the door, and the shit-shoveling officer I would still stare at the side, I really feel that life is gloomy when I think about it.

[The comfort of the system that doesn't care too much: Come on, you are the fattest! 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: QAQ

Zhou Xiaomiao: System, I think you don’t love me anymore, why are these worlds dying T^T

[System: Because as the time you become a quester increases, it will automatically determine you as an experiencer, and then increase all your levels. When you draw quests, you will unconsciously increase the level, so the world you draw will also be better. It's getting harder and harder. Neither you nor I can change this kind of thing. After all, it is an automatic generation system and cannot be predicted. 】

The system said a lot, but Zhou Xiaomiao couldn’t understand it. He knew that it was becoming more and more difficult for him to survive. This world didn’t even have small dried fish. Imagine that Zhou Xiaomiao was depressed and didn’t have any thoughts Think about the plot.

[System: You can try to accept it, although it may be a little uncomfortable at first, but you may be able to eat if you get used to it. 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: How long will it take me to get used to my thousands-year-old stomach?Just draw cakes with me to satisfy your hunger... I want a golden finger for the system, can you give me two stomachs?

[System: No money, poor! 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: I’m really going to be angry. I can accept any plot point and any emergency situation in so many worlds, but I really can’t bear the fact that I can’t eat dried fish, otherwise I’ll be in this world. I want the horse to work and not give me enough food, why!

【system:……】

Zhou Xiaomiao stopped suddenly: I really don't want to do it anymore, I tell you very seriously, I'm angry!

【System: What do you want to do...】

Zhou Xiaomiao: Can I eat fish?

【system:……】

Zhou Xiaomiao pursed his lips, his face rarely darkened. He widened his eyes fiercely, and said coldly: As a Zhou Xiaomiao who has a bottom line and principles, if you don’t give me fish, I will definitely not eat fish. work!

Before the system could answer, the people around him held his arm and said softly, "Tired?"

Zhou Xiaomiao was aggrieved and wanted to complain to the shit shovel officer, but after staring at the other party's cold face for a long time, she still lowered her head powerlessly and said softly, "It's okay."

Sheng Jingyun's heart tightened, "If you have something to say, just say it, don't hold back."

Zhou Xiaomiao nodded indiscriminately, the grievance in her heart was even greater, such as why she had to cross planes, why did she have to work so hard to complete the plot points, etc. Bored psychology appeared, probably because she had suppressed it for too long, and now she can't follow The excrement shoveler said that Zhou Xiaomiao's emotions were a little out of control.

In the past, Zhou Xiaomiao only knew to complete the plot points, and then spend the whole world lovingly with the shit-shoveling officer, but in fact, she was also afraid in her heart, afraid of what would happen if the shit-shoveling officer didn’t come with her one day, afraid that she would always be like this There is no end to crossing planes... Zhou Xiaomiao looked heartless, but she actually had her own considerations in her heart, suppressed to the end, and Xiaoyu's doing this matter was probably the last straw that broke the camel's back.

Zhou Xiaomiao suddenly shook off the shit shovel officer's hand, "Don't follow, I'll calm down."

After finishing speaking, he walked directly to the side without looking back, knowing that he had walked far enough that the people behind him could not see him, so he flew to the tree and sat on the tree in some silence.

The system did not expect that a small dried fish would cause such a big backlash, so it decided to have a good chat with him.

[System: No one knows why you entered here and chose to travel across the world to complete the mission, but I can tell you with certainty that we are looking for those who take the initiative to participate in the mission. The difference lies in whether you want to erase yourself or not. According to previous memories, it is normal for you to start to enter the period of boredom, otherwise we will take a break and take your time, anyway, you will not earn points. 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: Please don’t say the last sentence to comfort me, okay?

[System: This is the truth, if you have points, can you eat small dried fish?Is it because I am poor, still making petty temper here, and not blushing? 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: As I said, dried fish is my bottom line, my spiritual food [○｀Д○]

[System: Okay, don't be angry, or I'll give you a privilege. 】

Zhou Xiaomiao:? ? ?

[System: I turned your shit-shoveling officer's blood into the taste of dried fish, thank you :)]

Zhou Xiaomiao: ...What's the use?

[System: Stupid, go eat your shit-shoveling officer when you are hungry, I believe he must be happier than you :)]

Zhou Xiaomiao: ...

Why is the system's attention getting weirder and weirder? It's rare for him to resist once, and the result is that the blood of the shit-shoveling officer turned into the smell of dried fish... It's a bit of a ghost!

There were soft footsteps under the tree, Zhou Xiaomiao looked down, and saw the excrement shovel officer also looked up at him, the feeling in his heart couldn't be explained, he always felt astringent and sour, a little wronged.

Sheng Jingyun didn't know what was wrong with the other party, but he could see that he was not in a good mood, so he stretched out his hand and said, "Come down first, let's have a chat, shall we?"

Zhou Xiaomiao pursed her lips, and finally jumped off the tree without resisting the temptation, and fell into the arms of the excrement shovel officer, feeling the warmth of being hugged tightly by him. Rubbing his neck, both hands tightly hugged the shit shovel officer's neck, unwilling to let go.

After Sheng Jingyun subconsciously hugged him in his arms, he felt a little overwhelmed. He could feel the other person's dependence and joy on him, and his cheeks were rubbed so that his whole heart softened. He could only pat him comfortingly. On his back, he said in a gentle voice: "If you have anything, just tell me, don't be bored by yourself, I swear that I will never tell anyone, I just see that you are in a bad mood, and I am afraid that you will think wildly."

Zhou Xiaomiao didn't speak, and quietly leaned in his arms, just holding him like this, to recharge her spirit.It took a long time before he said in a trance: "I really want to leave this world..."

Sheng Jingyun: "!!!"

He hugged the person in his arms almost immediately, his back was covered with cold sweat, he didn't expect the person in his arms to have such sad thoughts, no, he must supervise him, and he must not be allowed to do stupid things!

Zhou Xiaomiao snorted twice, "Take it easy, it hurts QAQ"

Sheng Jingyun slacked off a little, but only for a moment, and said in a gentle voice: "The ups and downs in the world are actually hard to overcome. Although it will make people lose their fighting spirit, there will always be a lot of people who are still struggling to overcome the ups and downs." On the road, although I don’t know what you’ve been through, and why you suddenly had this idea, it’s useless to escape, and suicide is even more cowardly, so don’t do stupid things.”

Zhou Xiaomiao came back to his senses and wondered when I would do something stupid. He just said he wanted to go to the next world, but that was impossible. He was just complaining to the shit shoveler. What kind of suicide? ...Did the shit shoveler think too much again -_-||

Zhou Xiaomiao pushed the shit-shoveling officer away, and suddenly regained her energy: "I didn't want to do anything stupid, don't worry."

Sheng Jingyun is relieved. In his eyes, Zhou Xiaomiao is pretending to be strong and using a disguise to cover himself. Seeing that he is in a good state now, in fact, he must still have the thoughts just now in his heart. He feels that if nothing works, then he You can only use actions to pull the other party back!Never let him do stupid things!

In fact, Zhou Xiaomiao is a bit depressed in these worlds, and he just made a big fuss with the help of Xiaoyugan's problem, but then, Zhou Xiaomiao obviously found that the excrement shovel officer pays more attention to himself, and even is in the mode of watching closely , if he was in a daze, he would feel terrified, and would drag him by his side when he was on the way, for fear that Zhou Xiaomiao would be lost if he didn't pay attention.

Zhou Xiaomiao waved her hand and said: "Since I have agreed to go with you, I will definitely not run away. You don't have to hold me so tight, it's uncomfortable."

"I see that your complexion is not very good. I'm afraid you won't be able to hold on any longer. Let me give you a hand." Sheng Jingyun poked his cheek, "You look thin like the wind, do you need something to replenish your energy?"

Sheng Rufeng was angry: "Although the little brother looks thinner than me, what do you mean, brother, am I fat? Am I fat?"

Sheng Jingyun said perfunctorily, "You're not fat, you just eat a little too much."

Sheng Rufeng furiously: "Are you a real brother, you actually smeared me like this in front of my little brother!"

"I'm telling the truth, where did I discredit you?"

"How can I have a brother like you, if I can't get married, it must be because of you!"

"It's none of my business, you must be ugly, you are the ugliest of the three in the company!"

Sheng Rufeng was almost pissed off by his own brother, so he asked Zhou Xiaomiao aggrievedly: "Do I eat a lot? Do I really eat a lot?"

"We haven't eaten together, but I can say with certainty that you are not fat at all." Zhou Xiaomiao replied very sincerely. By the way, she took another look at her sister standing in front of her. He was dressed in simple and loose casual clothes, but his slender figure could still be seen, not fat at all.

"Hello little brother." Sheng Rufeng moved closer to Zhou Xiaomiao, but Sheng Jingyun stretched out his hand and dragged him back: "Stay away, I'm scaring little brother!"

Sheng Rufei: "..." Mom complained, this is because her own brother can't kill and can't kill, she has to calm down, the little brother is looking at her, take a deep breath, don't get angry! ...Don't be so angry, just blow your brother's head off!

Seeing them making trouble in front of her, Zhou Xiaomiao narrowed her eyes and smiled slightly. In this atmosphere, she finally escaped from the strange circle of Xiaoyugan, and returned to the original calm Zhou Xiaomiao.

Even the shit shovel officer still supervised him strictly, so strict that the two of them had a quarrel for the first time in the end——

The cause of the incident probably lies in the fact that the three of them found a flat place to set up their tent at night, and Sheng Jingyun took out compressed biscuits and milk and distributed them to each of the three. into his backpack.

Sheng Jingyun counted again with a gloomy face, making sure he didn't miss it, and called Zhou Xiaomiao to his side, looking at him very seriously: "Have you eaten yet?"

Zhou Xiaomiao yawned in a bit of sleepiness: "I ate."

Sheng Jingyun suppressed his anger and said coldly, "Eat? What did you eat?"

"Just biscuits and milk." Zhou Xiaomiao suddenly realized something, looked up at the shit-shoveling officer with a scary face, then lowered her head silently, thinking that she might have been found out that she secretly put the biscuits back.

But what can he do, this stomach can't hold anything other than blood, he tentatively ate a small bite of the biscuit, and almost vomited him to death, so uncomfortable, he really didn't want to wrong himself.

"Are you trying to starve yourself to death?" Sheng Jingyun wanted to get angry, but when he looked at the other person's head, he felt that he couldn't be fierce, but this kind of thing was too serious. During the day, he said that he wanted to leave this world. It has been hovering in his mind, and now this practice simply confirms his previous thoughts, he is seeking death with all his heart!

Sheng Jingyun was in a hurry, and really wanted to pick up this disobedient person and spank him, to save him from thinking about something useless, and it seemed that the other party ignored what he said during the day, if it wasn't for his good memory, he was always clear about supplies , maybe he was fooled by him!

Zhou Xiaomiao looked at the shit-shoveling officer in front of him who was getting more and more angry, and silently moved back, wanting to stay away from the shit-shoveling officer.

How could Sheng Jingyun let him run away, stretched out his hand to grab his arm, pulled him back and pressed his legs against his legs to prevent him from slipping away, opened the biscuit and put it to his mouth: "Eat!"

Zhou Xiaomiao turned her head: "I won't eat!"

"Do you want to eat?" Sheng Jingyun looked at his pale face, and the more he looked, the more angry he became. No wonder this man's complexion has not been very good all the time, isn't that how he usually treats himself?That's why I can't get over it, can I?

"I can't eat it." Zhou Xiaomiao was aggrieved, if he could eat it, would he eat it? Why does the shit shoveler insist on forcing himself to QAQ.

"One last time, do you want to eat?" Sheng Jingyun asked as calmly as possible.

Zhou Xiaomiao dodged the biscuit that was handed over again, a little aggrieved: "I can't eat..."

Sheng Jingyun nodded, broke off a biscuit and threw it into his mouth, and threw the person down to kiss his lips. Zhou Xiaomiao struggled and closed his mouth tightly to prevent him from succeeding.Sheng Jingyun became more and more angry and entangled for a long time, but he couldn't help it, so he suddenly stretched out his hand and rubbed Zhou Xiaomiao's bottom hard, making him grunt and almost screamed, so he took the opportunity to feed all the biscuits into his mouth.

Before Zhou Xiaomiao recovered from the stimulation just now, he felt that the biscuits in his mouth tasted like chewing wax, and his stomach felt nauseous.

Sheng Jingyun was still sitting on the ground, watching the other party vomit, silently clenched his hands on the ground, and suddenly punched the ground!

Is it disgusting... Is it him who is disgusting!