This villain spit milk [Quick Transmigration]

In the days when the shit-shoveling officer was around, Zhou Xiaomiao returned to his previous lazy look. If the wound on the shit-shoveling officer's shoulder hadn't healed, he might have become the shopkeeper directly.

Shen Xinzhi was a little disappointed, because he felt that the other party didn't like him more and more. When he first woke up, he was very sticky. In the past half a month, he confirmed that his wound was fine, and after the scar faded away, he didn't feel any pain anymore. I have enjoyed the treatment of following closely every step of the way before, and even talking about things by myself will become the treatment of a kitten in my arms.

There is no doubt that the other party believes that he likes him, but Shen Xinzhi prefers the time when he clings to him. He hinted several times that the other party couldn't hear it, and even deprived him of the opportunity to work together.

Shen Xinzhi felt wronged, stared at his shoulder in his spare time, tentatively stretched out his hand, thinking that the other party was so worried about him when he was injured before, should he...

The hand that touched the wound was grabbed, Zhou Xiaomiao looked at him nervously: "What are you doing first?"

"It's a little itchy, I just touch it." Shen Xinzhi hid all his little thoughts without changing his face.

"You can't touch it even if it's itchy." Zhou Xiaomiao grabbed his two big hands and clenched them tightly: "If you can't help but rub the scar open, all the suffering you suffered before will be in vain."

"But I can't control it all the time. It's so itchy." Shen Xinzhi lowered his eyes slightly, with a sad expression on his face.

Zhou Xiaomiao paused, could only hold his big hand, and said helplessly: "Then I will follow you, if you want to grab it, hold my hand and don't let go, understand?"

"Okay." Shen Xinzhi, who had succeeded, pursed his lips slightly, and smiled after a while, and kissed Zhou Xiaomiao's side face: "Then it will be hard for you to follow me all the time."

Zhou Xiaomiao gave him a white look, she was very clear about what the poop shoveler thought, and she didn't bother to say anything.What can I do, pamper me!

Now that the goal has been achieved, Shen Xinzhi has regained his previous inseparable attitude, and then he is full of energy again, and discusses the situation outside and the next plan with Zhou Xiaomiao.

The struggle between the fiefdom and the royal family is unavoidable. After a few days, the disadvantages of the fiefdom will be revealed. The treasury is not as rich as the national treasury. The fief is still stretched, and it won't last long.

It was all because of himself that he caused this situation. Shen Xinzhi felt ashamed and wanted to settle the situation. Even looking at the person in front of him, an idea gradually formed in his mind. It is not impossible to completely solve this situation, as long as he rebels Completely overthrowing the current high-ranking people will solve all problems, not to mention that the young prince is also a member of the royal family!

Since he was able to support the current emperor, Shen Xinzhi's power as a prime minister should not be underestimated. Since he could nominate the next one, he would be able to do what he said and would never break his promise.

He began to contact the forces in the capital and scattered everywhere, and arranged the deployment of troops bit by bit. At the beginning, the large nets scattered sporadically were to prevent the prince from rebelling. Who would have expected that the tricks of the world would become the secret weapon against the emperor in the end? No one can imagine what it looks like!

After sighing, Shen Xinzhi mercilessly launched a general attack. In just three months, he contacted all forces and intercepted more than 20 troops. Two-thirds of the imperial court defected. In the fourth month, it was easy. Overthrow the emperor sitting in a high position.

The new emperor Zhou Xiaomiao, who was elected to the top position, was very unhappy. He didn't like being an emperor, and he didn't like getting up to go to court. The conditions of the seafood finally made Zhou Xiaomiao happy, and she was willing to go to the morning court.

The former stupid emperor, who was exiled far away by Zhou Xiaomiao, didn't like a man who tried to rob him of a man.The stupid emperor was miserable too. He suddenly turned against Shen Xinzhi before, and it was also caused by the supporting role Concubine Yu. The beauty tricked him, and without the threat of the prime minister, the capital was in chaos, and everyone started to move around.

In the plot, it is true that the brothers split up again, but the heroine discovered the clues in advance and solved it. For this reason, the heroine was canonized as a first-class wife, and she is the wife of the prime minister who is above one person and under ten thousand people. The status is very lofty and full of scenery.

But now, the princess is still a princess, even if the place where she lives is changed from a fiefdom to a palace, and she is the only direct relative of the new emperor, she is still unfavored and still unfavored, living in a deeper palace like a transparent person.

Yu Le'an hates it so much, she has already learned that the leader died under Zhou Xiaomiao's hands, and her last hope for the other party has been wiped out. She knows that the history of success and defeat is written by the winners, so even if she spreads it out Nowadays, the Holy Majesty likes men, and even the Prime Minister has an affair, I am afraid that there will be no disturbances, and some people will even come to find good-looking young men to make confessions in order to please the Emperor.

She is single and weak, and can't stand up to the emperor of a dynasty, but... She is so unwilling, why is her beloved killed by the other party, and she is locked in the deep palace, but the other party is flirting with fresh clothes and angry horses? Why... ...what on earth is this!Is it just to be a stepping stone for others?

It's ridiculous, it's really ridiculous, what is the purpose of traveling here, why not travel back... Maybe, maybe I can travel back after I die, yes, it must be like this!

However, when I leave, I have to do one thing, an earth-shattering event!

Yu Le'an clenched the sachet in her hand, with irrational madness shining in her eyes, and the plan in her mind was gradually taking shape, causing her to raise her head and laugh: "Hahahaha, it's over, it's about to end."

The depression brought by the inner courtyard of the palace, the pain of losing her lover, Yu Le'an is going crazy, she is a rational madman, she wants to use the last carnival to send herself away, she wants to use the dog emperor's life to pay homage to her own spouse!

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Yu Le'an is getting married. The marriage was proposed by herself and chosen by Zhou Xiaomiao. He knows all the movements of the heroine, and naturally he also knows what the other party's intentions are. He doesn't want a good man to be ruined by this woman, so he just Let Shen Xinzhi pick someone who wants to be defeated, and arrange the marriage casually,

When he succeeded, Zhou Xiaomiao guessed that the other party would definitely be swallowed up by unwillingness and hatred. Coupled with the gossip of the court ladies and eunuchs, Yu Le'an, who was already proud and conceited, would definitely not be able to accept it, and would definitely fill up his hatred.

It is estimated that the heroine also thinks that it is very refreshing to give herself a fatal blow when she is the most successful!

Sinister intentions.

On the day of their marriage, Zhou Xiaomiao sat on the high hall, watching the newcomer kneel before him, kowtowed seriously, and said goodbye to him, suddenly feeling a little sad.

If Yu Le'an hadn't been transmigrated by the heroine, she would definitely have a good relationship with her brother. When she married, the original owner would definitely choose someone for her carefully, and marry her off in a glorious manner, instead of having a purposeful one now. Choose to get married!

Zhou Xiaomiao sighed, watching the teacup brought to her by the hostess, she didn't pick it up immediately, but raised her hand to smooth the broken hair on her temples, and whispered in her ear: "I know you It's not Yu Le'an."

The teacup suddenly started to rippling, Yu Le'an stared at the person in front of her with wide eyes, and her eyes turned black. She didn't expect, she didn't expect that the other party was hiding so deeply... He actually discovered his true identity but never Saying that, he was still trying to cover up with his younger sister's identity. No wonder, no wonder he treated him badly from the beginning... He found out, he actually found out!

Zhou Xiaomiao really couldn't stand the sharp gaze of the excrement shovel officer, so she could only sit up straight and distance herself, reached out to pick up the tea, swallowed it in the eyes of the heroine, wiped the corners of her mouth, and said softly, " So, why do you think I still drink this bowl of poisoned tea?"

"Snapped--"

The teacup fell from her hand and fell to the ground and was smashed to pieces. Zhou Xiaomiao fell down on the seat just waiting for the heroine to react. The originally beaming hall instantly screamed and panicked. Heaven and hell for a second, after confirming something, he rolled his eyes and fainted.

Yu Le'an sat down on the spot, covered her face and cried, crying and laughing madly, but the tears still couldn't help falling, she knew that she had lost, from the beginning to the end, there was nothing left... she thought she was a chess player , these ancients are all pawns in his hands, but in the end, he is the most cannon fodder!

Shen Xinzhi rushed forward with a stride, looking at the person whose mouth was bleeding with trembling hands, he panicked: "The imperial physician... yes, find the imperial physician!"

He picked up the person, kicked Yu Le'an off the high platform, and shouted angrily: "Take Princess Le'an down!" After speaking, he hurried away with the person in his arms, and went straight to the Tai Hospital!

Naturally someone will take care of him behind him, it was all arranged before, after all, the Minister of the Household Department is a cancer of the imperial court, corrupt and perverted the law to oppress the people and do all kinds of evil, but he is also a veteran of the three dynasties like a fox who hides his tail very well, it is really hard to touch him without evidence, This time they were pulled down and ransacked their homes and exiled, and they deserved what they deserved!

But this was all Zhou Xiaomiao's own imagination. Shen Xinzhi had no idea that the heroine would poison her. Looking at the people surrounded by the imperial physician, his eyes were almost red with anger. He really underestimated the viciousness of this woman, Yu Le'an. It's so poisonous that even his own brother can do it!

The poison is very strong. Zhou Xiaomiao just vomited blood at first, but finally her nose started to bleed. The imperial doctor was afraid that the medicine would invade the heart, lungs and seven orifices and bleed, so she would not return. Live to clean up most of the toxins.

Shen Xinzhi paced behind them anxiously, anxious and angry for a while, only felt that his eyes were dark for a while, supported on the pillar for a while, the more he missed it, he didn't want to pay attention to it, but the pain just got into his mind Same, even more powerful.

When his painful eyes turned black, it seemed that some bright light suddenly appeared in front of him. He slowly opened his eyes, looked at the person in front of him and suddenly asked, "Do you like me?"

Like it, he likes it!The answer I wanted to say was spinning in my mind, but the thin lips were exhausted but they still couldn't open.Shen Xinzhi was in a hurry, and the more he wanted to say it, the more he said it.

"I'll tell you something important!" The person in front of him suddenly approached his arms and whispered, "I'm going to rebel!"

"What's your expression..." "I think you can sleep in and eat fish as you please..." "You don't want me anymore, do you..." "You drive me away..."

All the memories seemed to be taken away by someone, and all the brains were returned. Shen Xinzhi looked at the person who was gradually the original owner, tried hard to grab it but couldn't move, he remembered, he remembered everything... Don't go ...don't go! ! !

The person on the bed suddenly sat up, the imperial doctor was taken aback, and immediately saluted: "See the prime minister, the prime minister is not feeling well... Hey, hey, where are you going, prime minister!"

"Where's the emperor!" Shen Xinzhi's face was frightening, he grabbed the imperial physician and forced him to ask, "Where is the emperor!"

"It's in the hall, this is the side hall." The imperial doctor was strangled by the collar and couldn't breathe, so he didn't dare to delay and said it quickly.

Knowing that the shoes were in no hurry, Shen Xin rushed out. When he saw the person lying quietly on the bed, his knees softened and he knelt down in front of the bed... It was his fault that he forgot about him and let him eat this. How hard it is, it's because he didn't take good care of him...

Shen Xinzhi held his hand softly, his eyes were gentle, but his heart became more and more desolate. If something happened to the emperor, he would be buried with him. The gate of hell is scary, he must be very scared... How could I let him alone? People go this way... how is it possible!

"Prime Minister, don't worry, the emperor just fell into a coma, and he will wake up soon after the toxin is cleared." The imperial physician next to him carefully reminded, seeing the sudden gaze of the other party, he was so scared that he took three steps back, it was too terrifying !

Shen Xinzhi only reacted now, and quickly felt his pulse and breathed again. The joy of the rest of his life instantly filled his heart, making him wish he could hug someone and never separate again!

The imperial doctor said beside him: "The emperor seems to have taken detoxification pills, so no matter how strong the poison is, with the detoxification pills to protect the heart and lungs, people can be rescued. The emperor is really blessed!"

"Eat in advance?" Shen Xinzhi's brain, which started to function again, keenly noticed something was wrong, in advance...Eat?That is, he knows?

When Zhou Xiaomiao woke up, it was the afternoon of the second day. He was so hungry that his stomach was growling. He opened his eyes desperately and finally saw a glimmer of light.

Shen Xinzhi immediately came over and hugged the man half-supported in his arms, "Are you awake? Come and drink some water."

Zhou Xiaomiao lowered her head and drank a few sips, she was so wronged that she almost cried: "You lied, this is obviously medicine, it's so bitter that I won't drink it..."

"Just a few sips, just finish drinking, otherwise you are not in good health and can't eat seafood all the time. The imperial doctor just told you specifically." Shen Xinzhi coaxed and fed a few more sips, and finally fed the medicine into it.

Not to mention the seafood is okay, Zhou Xiaomiao's stomach immediately started singing: "I'm hungry, so hungry QAQ"

Shen Xinzhi hugged him and asked him to rinse his mouth to relieve his pain, and the maid had already brought over the warm porridge.Shen Xinzhi let the person in his arms lean on his chest, circled the person himself, bowed his head and fed the porridge spoonful by spoonful.

Although the clear porridge didn't taste bad, Zhou Xiaomiao still drank a big bowl slowly when he was so hungry. When he asked for more, he was rejected by the excrement shovel officer. He shouldn't be too full just after waking up.

Zhou Xiaomiao was wronged: "You don't love me anymore, the old you wouldn't treat me like this."

"Nonsense, the former me would never promise to add three more seafood dishes to your meal!" Shen Xinzhi rubbed his stomach to help digestion, while talking chillily above his head.

Zhou Xiaomiao: "...You, have you recovered your memory?"

"Scared by you, the childhood memories of peeing pants came out!"

Zhou Xiaomiao chuckled, not daring to start a conversation.The excrement shovel officer wanted to help monitor the heroine before, but Zhou Xiaomiao was afraid that if he found out that the heroine was about to drug her, he would not be able to complete the plot points, so he refused to allow him to intervene. This is their brother and sister's business, it seems certain The shit shovel officer is terrified!

Zhou Xiaomiao raised her face and pouted: "Kiss!"

"No kiss." Shen Xinzhi refused indifferently: "The imperial doctor told me that you took the detoxification pill in advance, did you know that she would poison you?"

Zhou Xiaomiao hesitated instantly: "I know a little bit..."

"Knowing that you still drink?" Shen Xinzhi became angry instantly, and almost confronted him face to face.

"I thought they were all brothers and sisters, maybe she would stop... But in fact, I was overthinking." Zhou Xiaomiao immediately played the emotional card, lest the shit shovel officer beat her ass, so she could only pretend to be affectionate look.

Sure enough, most of Shen Xinzhi's anger subsided, but he still tugged at his ear, and told him: "Even if this is the case, you are not allowed to treat yourself like this in the future, do you hear me?"

"I heard you, I heard you." Zhou Xiaomiao started acting coquettishly again, raised her head and kissed the shit shovel officer's chin, biting once in a while was still crispy and numb, and didn't hurt at all.

Shen Xinzhi lost his temper after being kissed, bowed his head and kissed the person in his arms tenderly, fearing that he would be out of breath and only stayed for a short moment, then straightened up.

The second plot point dragged on for half a year, and it was finally completed. When Zhou Xiaomiao drank the poisonous tea, she actually deliberately didn't want to make the heroine happy, so she frightened her and made her think that she had already prepared for it. It was justifiable to kill her, the direct sister, and the Hubu Shangshu.

But in fact, apart from stealing a detoxification pill, he drank a large cup of poisonous tea without any protection. He was indeed pulled back from the life and death line. Even if he woke up, because the toxins were not cleaned up, his body was still weak He is ruthless and needs to be recuperated slowly.

So the prime minister took up the position of the regent, and usually helped to manage the government, but he also liked to stick together with Zhou Xiaomiao, so he always hugged Xiaobai Tuanzi to approve the memorials, and occasionally when the mood came, he pushed the papers and used his Press a few plum blossom marks on the meat pad, and add a few strokes by yourself to make a plum blossom picture.

At this moment, Zhou Xiaomiao became excited. She started to smear ink, danced randomly on the paper, and finally jumped into the arms of the excrement shovel officer. Seeing his clothes being messed up by herself, she laughed even happier. up.

"Naughty." Shen Xinzhi was helpless but pampered, allowing him to mess around with him, while he carefully put away the messy paw prints.

But as long as Zhou Xiaomiao is naughty, he will be punished twice by the shit-shoveling officer. One is to explain to him such complicated things as these important national events, memorials to the court, and the other is... on the bed!

After a year like this, Zhou Xiaomiao's body was almost taken care of, and Shen Xinzhi began to think about other things. He felt that it was time to announce the relationship between the two, so he began to discuss the matter of getting married.

Zhou Xiaomiao only has one request, and that is—"I want to be the groom's official!"

Shen Xinzhi rubbed his head: "There was no Fengguan Xiapei that day, it doesn't matter."

Zhou Xiaomiao immediately felt aggrieved: "But I want to be the bridegroom officer QAQ"

Shen Xinzhi: "..."

Zhou Xiaomiao: "I want to be one. If you don't let me be, I won't marry you. Go get married yourself, hum!"

Shen Xinzhi was angry and funny: "Do you want to see me in a bridal outfit so much?"

"Look!" Zhou Xiaomiao was so excited, he had never seen it before!

Shen Xin knew: "I can wear it, but you have to promise me that you are not allowed to turn into a cat to escape sex at night!"

"That's not because you are too much!"

"Nonsense, you obviously like it too!"

"QAQ"

In the end, after much deliberation, Zhou Xiaomiao still wanted to see the shit-shoveling officer marrying herself as the upper hand, so she could only pout and agree: "Okay, deal!"

The two of them had made an agreement, and things could continue to unfold. Zhou Xiaomiao's enthusiastic elder brother chose the bridal gown, and when he watched him get it tailored, he was also surprised, so he just waited to see the result.

Shen Xinzhi hid it all the time until he took the bridal gown back to the prime minister's mansion on the day of his marriage, and waited for the next day to change into it when he got married.

The next day, Zhou Xiaomiao came to see his bride in high spirits, and looked at the shit-shoveling officer in a red dress with long hair pulled up for a long time. It looks good, but the shit-shoveling officer is tall, with slender limbs and strong eyebrows. How awkward Yingting looked, Zhou Xiaomiao almost fell off the horse laughing, she was so happy.

Shen Xinzhi is very calm, after all, thinking about tonight makes him happy :)

The marriage of the emperor is a big event, let alone the marriage of the prime minister and the emperor... let alone the marriage of two men!All the way from the prime minister's mansion to the imperial palace, the streets were full of people who came to see the excitement. The unprecedented excitement almost reached the point where the alleys were empty.

Zhou Xiaomiao and the excrement shoveler saluted at the church, bowed at the same time as they worshiped the heaven and the earth, and Shen Xinzhi was accidentally slapped on the cheek by a tassel, and immediately heard the puffing laughter from the opposite side, and immediately remembered it again in his heart Pen, no hurry no hurry, he waits for the evening :)

After worshiping their ancestors, the two worshiped their ancestors and engraved Shen Xinzhi's name on the genealogy. No matter what the world said, the two of them became husband and wife even in ancient times. Zhou Xiaomiao canonized Shen Xinzhi as queen, becoming the first in history. A male queen opened up a new path for later development.

It's just that Zhou Xiaomiao, who had been having fun all day, couldn't laugh anymore at night. It was useless to beg all night. The shit shovel officer began to settle the bills that had been kept for a day, and finally let it go until dawn. Naughty people.

The system went to sleep again, leaving Zhou Xiaomiao and his shit-shoveling officer to live a shameless life, rolling on the bed or rolling on the bed all day long, and Shen Xinzhi still remembered that the other party lied to him about the things above him, So I bought a erotic picture on purpose, and found a lot of poses to unlock one by one. Naturally, there are poses that can let Zhou Xiaomiao on it :)

Zhou Xiaomiao: QAQ

He really shouldn't challenge the majesty of the shit shovel officer...