This villain spit milk [Quick Transmigration]

Zhou Xiaomiao got up with a grunt, raised the curtain of the bed and looked at it for a while, then put it down again with some headaches, when did she get swapped, and did she really sleep so dead?Don't you know that someone carried you away?

Zhou Xiaomiao turned around and jumped on the excrement shovel officer and pinched his neck: "Do you know that my disappearance is a big event, it will cause panic, and someone will fish in troubled waters and completely mess up my fief!"

Shen Xinzhi sat up and hugged him, and patted him reassuringly: "Don't be afraid, I have already arranged everything. Naturally, someone will help you deal with the matter, and you will not be discovered. Even if it is a rebellious matter, as long as you want to , he can also do it for you."

Zhou Xiaomiao: "...You mean, you found a puppet to replace me?"

Shen Xinzhi: "He is just playing you, no one can replace you."

"It's all the same thing!" Zhou Xiaomiao felt aggrieved: "Why should I give someone else the position of my lord? If he eats all the fish I have worked so hard to accumulate, I will never end with you!"

"He didn't dare, I told you, don't do anything to touch the fish, let him take good care of it for you." Shen Xinzhi wanted to laugh inexplicably, he loved and pitied the little prince who was so obsessed with seafood.It's like a greedy cat, but it still protects food very much.

It would be great if he was as clingy as a cat... It's a pity that he is always indifferent, turning his face in the next second, which really makes him feel insecure. In this case, he has no choice but to be impulsive , It's better than being hung like this and unable to get up or down.

Sure enough, I still prefer this, the feeling of being able to completely hold him in my arms...

Zhou Xiaomiao could feel the ups and downs of the shit-shoveling officer, and immediately hugged the shit-shoveling officer's neck coquettishly: "Are you still angry? I just changed the subject because I was afraid that someone would hear us talking, look at me I even told you about the rebellion, I trust you so much and like you so much, and you still imprison me, is it wrong for you to do this?"

Shen Xinzhi touched the clothes beside the bed and put them on carefully for him.

"Don't keep talking. I didn't do anything other than that sentence that day. I apologized to you. You see that you still treat me like this. Should I be angry?" Zhou Xiaomiao Unrelentingly hanging on to the shit shovel officer.

Shen Xinzhi hugged him tightly, in fact, he enjoyed the feeling that the other person was acting like a baby to him and relying on him.

"You talk, let you talk!" Zhou Xiaomiao bit his chin and left a tooth mark: "I have explained to you and apologized, if you don't forgive me, send me back and don't meet gone."

"I'm not angry." Shen Xinzhi put him on the bed and wanted to put on his clothes. Zhou Xiaomiao wrapped his legs around his waist, unwilling to get down, and his arms deliberately strangled his neck and hung on his body .

Shen Xinzhi was helpless, hugged the person and patted him: "Didn't you say that the life I want is to sleep in and eat fish at will, and have someone to take care of you and raise you? I can do all of these, you Just enjoy it, so stay here obediently and don't run away, okay?"

Zhou Xiaomiao: "..."

It turns out that there is still such a layer of relationship in it. If I complete the plot point by myself, it definitely means nodding and agreeing, but what should I do now that I nod the plot point?According to the shit-shoveling officer, let alone a heroine, even a woman will not even want to see her in the future, and the plot point will not be completed at all!

Zhou Xiaomiao had a headache. I must have been drunk yesterday. Sure enough, don’t make any decisions when you’re in a daze. It’s like digging a hole for yourself. If you don't come, there are still pits connected to each other, it's terrible!

After talking earnestly to the shit shovel officer all afternoon, Shen Xinzhi still didn't let go of letting him go. Looking at Zhou Xiaomiao's eyes, Zhou Xiaomiao felt in a daze that he probably lied to his feelings in the legend. The scumbag who wants to escape...

Zhou Xiaomiaozai thought carefully about that day, except for a sudden change, he didn't do anything at all. Has the shit-shoveling officer's heart become so fragile?Or is it that the shit shovel officer simply wants to lock himself up and doesn't want to let himself run around?

It must be the domineering shit-shoveling officer who started to make trouble!

After waiting for a few days, no one came to find me. According to the shit-shoveling officer, he probably has everything, so there is no need to worry about it. Zhou Xiaomiao became anxious, for fear that the shit-shoveling officer would really lock herself here forever .

[System: Don't worry, how can your shit-shoveling officer be willing to let you be locked up here alone, he will definitely bring you when he arrives! 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: ...Don't talk to me, I was in a daze that day and you insisted on making me complete the plot points, now it's all your fault!

[System: You are really quick enough to evade the crime. 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: It’s you, it’s you QAQ

[System: Okay, okay, it's me, I'm afraid of you. 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: T^T

[System: I just want to tell you that the heroine has already met the male supporting role! 】

Zhou Xiaomiao:? ? ?

In the plot, Yu Le'an, as a princess of the generation, is born with beauty and good looks, and has many admirers. In addition, the heroine has traveled through time, and the halo of Mary Su and the heroine have been added invisibly, which is simply all her advantages. It is all reflected, whether it is the prime minister in the palace or the leader in the rivers and lakes, they are all overwhelmed by it.

And this alliance leader is probably a key male supporting role, because the poisoned medicine was obtained by the heroine from the male supporting role.

Zhou Xiaomiao couldn't understand it: You said that the heroine asked the male supporting role for poison to kill her brother, and the male supporting role didn't feel scared?Is this poisoning relatives?

[System: Because people in the martial arts are all people who lick blood on the edge of their swords, they won't care much about these things after seeing them too much. On the contrary, the man who meets the heroine, a pampered little girl, has such great determination. The hostess appreciated it very much, and gave her friendly support :)]

Zhou Xiaomiao: ...It's simply poisonous!

[System: Sometimes the aura of the hero and heroine is like this. You should be thankful that you are a villain and can hurt them casually. The damage value will be superimposed and fed back to you, and it will even be ejected from the world if it is serious. 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: ...

Simply horrible.

But since the male supporting role and the female lead are in contact, it means that the second plot point can basically start, what should I do to return to the palace...

Zhou Xiaomiao: System! ! !

[System: Huh? 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: The world used to have three plot points, so I can turn into a cat when I complete two, but now there are only two in this world, which means that if I complete one, it is 50.00%, which means that I can return to my original body, right?

【system:……】

Zhou Xiaomiao: That's it, I found a way to return to the palace! ! !

[System: ...] So how did you remember that you can transform -_-||

The next day, when the excrement shoveler went out, Zhou Xiaomiao drove everyone out under the pretext of taking a nap. She lay on the bed and turned into a little white cat with a bang, rolling around in the messy clothes After a long meeting, it can be regarded as struggling out of this pair of ancient clothes.

[System: You will die, you will definitely die, hehehehe you will die in the future! 】

Under the nagging of the system like chanting a mantra, Zhou Xiaomiao managed to run to the roof with his own skills, and walked out of the small courtyard where he had been locked up for several days in front of the squatting guards.

The outside is not a particularly remote place in the wilderness as imagined, Zhou Xiaomiao finally figured it out after a long circle, it turned out to be a post station only three streets away from the palace!

The shit-shoveling officer is really powerful, he just swapped himself out under everyone's noses, and put him in an unsafe place just like that.Is this the legendary 'the most dangerous place is the safest place'?

Zhou Xiaomiao flicked her little tail angrily, went back to the palace while no one was paying attention, sneaked into the closet under the cover of the system, changed into clothes as an adult, and then walked into the inner room openly.

In the inner room, the person who was arranged by the excrement shoveler to replace the lord was lying on the bed resting alone. He heard footsteps and his ears moved, but he didn't open his eyes immediately. The dagger under the quilt slowly came out of his sleeve, waiting for someone to come close.

Under the reminder of the system, Zhou Xiaomiao did not approach, and directly revealed her identity: "It's me, you are no longer needed here, you can go back and ask the prime minister to return."

The person on the bed opened his eyes calmly, and glanced at the person standing in front of him. Since he was sent by the prime minister to replace him, he naturally had a few brushes, so he could tell at a glance whether the other party was pretending or not. When he was assigned a task, he even specially observed the little prince for a whole afternoon. He knew all the details by heart. At this moment, with a glance, he knew that the person in front of him was a genuine little prince.

He hurriedly got up and saluted, "Refer to the prince, I don't know if the prime minister has other orders, but the subordinates have not received any orders from the prime minister!"

"Just get dressed and leave quickly. You'll know what's going on when you go back. I don't know what your master is thinking!" Zhou Xiaomiao hid her guilt with impatience, and added later: "I'm in the kitchen. Did you eat the live fish left in the fish?"

"No, my subordinates have been eating vegetarian food for the past few days." The man kneeling on the ground quickly explained: "The prime minister has specially instructed me, and I have always kept it in mind, so I dare not mess around."

"That's good." Zhou Xiaomiao breathed a sigh of relief, and then urged: "Then you go, I don't need you here, don't be found out."

The man looked down at his clothes, and said cautiously: "Where are the clothes that the prince changed?"

Zhou Xiaomiao: "..."

"No, you find it yourself!"

"……Yes!"

Zhou Xiaomiao groaned, and waited for the other party to leave in obscene clothes, then pushed open the door, and led the people to walk around in front of the heroine.

Although she has become friends with the super powerful martial arts lord these days, Yu Le'an is still not very happy, because these nuns are really annoying, they always press her down by the rules, not to walk quickly, not to speak loudly, to eat You can't make a sound, your clothes can't be revealing, anyway, you can't do this or that, and the rules are strict.

Yu Le'an really wanted to resist, but the other party couldn't beat the big and three rough, and kept using the prince to suppress others to prevent others from helping her. Thinking about how a generation of princesses were bullied like this, it is really pitiful. I'm afraid the original owner had a high fever because of this. Only when you die, you have your own arrival.

Since I came here, I naturally wanted to avenge her, so I should live a new life for her!

Yu Le'an took a deep breath, suppressed all the emotions, and continued to copy the scriptures. What a beautiful name, it can exercise the state of mind and sharpen one's character. Isn't it just watching her upset and punishing her deliberately? The eight old witches... they are all Seven dwarfs and a Snow White, but she is a Princess Lean and eight old witches!

Yu Le'an was indignant, and gradually lost strength in her hands, and immediately drew long ink marks on the scriptures that had just been copied, wasting her hard work for a long time.

The nanny who had been standing behind her staring at her immediately frowned, and stretched out her hand to pull out this page of paper: "Princess, I still can't calm down. The most important thing in copying scriptures is concentration and peace of mind. If you copy with complaints, you may be afraid of something." It's useless."

Yu Le'an wanted to roll her eyes, but she was afraid that this nanny would think of some way to punish herself, so she could only endure and silently curse these old witches in her heart, that she can't get married, ah, ah, curse that you can't get married! ! !

Just as Yu Le'an was struggling to pull out a piece of paper again, she heard the voices of the servant girl and the nanny suddenly coming from outside: "Join the prince."

Prince?Thighs!Yu Le'an immediately regained his spirits and got up to meet him.

As soon as Zhou Xiaomiao entered the door, she saw the heroine saluting obediently, and said softly: "See you, brother."

"Le'an has made great progress." Zhou Xiaomiao calmly nodded and praised, and said to the mothers who were saluting: "Thank you for your hard work."

"My lord, you're being polite. This is also because Princess Le'an has roots of wisdom. She just needs to be supervised." Mammy didn't mean to complain, but just followed the lord's words to praise her a few times.

Zhou Xiaomiao pretended that she didn't see the heroine's Yin Yin eyes, nodded and said: "Le'an was originally like this, but he just got a little out of touch recently, and I have to trouble the nanny to continue to supervise."

"My lord, you are being polite. As long as your lord doesn't dislike her, this old slave will definitely teach Princess Le'an well."

"En." Zhou Xiaomiao didn't bother with this topic too much. After caring about the heroine for a few words, she became a big brother and ignored Yu Le'an's various hints, and got up and left directly.

Sensing the resentful gaze behind her, Zhou Xiaomiao wondered if the progress would be a bit slow...

It was already past noon, Zhou Xiaomiao sent people around to tell the kitchen that she wanted to eat fish again today, and asked them to make some delicious food for delivery, and she walked slowly in the palace.

Zhou Xiaomiao: System, system, the shit shovel officer hasn’t noticed that I’m missing yet?

[System: Originally, he may have known about it later when he was dealing with affairs outside, but the person who was driven away by you went to the shit shovel officer to return, so... you turn around! 】

Zhou Xiaomiao was nervous: The shit shovel officer won't be behind me, right?

[System: You will know when you look back. 】

Zhou Xiaomiao became even more nervous, and when he was nervous, he wanted to gnaw his claws. He bit his head slowly and saw - there was no one behind him, nothing!

Zhou Xiaomiao: System [○｀Д○]

【System: Hahahahahahahaha】

Zhou Xiaomiao was so angry that she wanted to change back to her real body and run into the pure white space, and caught the system that was teasing her for a while, scratching him to death could relieve his tension just now!

[System: You believe everything I say, then look back now, look back! 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: See what you can find, I really believe you——

"Ah ah ah ah ah--"

Zhou Xiaomiao's hair exploded, and she lost her soul from being frightened by the excrement shovel officer who didn't know when she was standing in front of her.

【System: Hahahahahaha】

Aggrieved, Zhou Xiaomiao threw herself into the shit-shoveling officer's arms, choked on him and said, "You scared me to death T^T"

Shen Xinzhi paused slightly, the original anger was gone, he just subconsciously hugged him and coaxed softly: "It's okay, it's okay, were you scared just now? It's my fault, be good and don't be afraid."

Zhou Xiaomiao groaned and buried her head in his neck, and didn't speak for a while.Shen Xinzhi was even more distressed, feeling that no matter what, it was his fault for scaring the person in his arms just now, and he had to apologize, so he hugged him and coaxed him, and said all kind words and soft words.

There were footsteps approaching in the corner, Shen Xinzhi's eyes were slightly cold, and he frowned slightly after seeing who the other party was, but he just walked away with the person in his arms, covering the person in his arms tightly.

Yu Le'an opened his mouth wide and looked at the two people who disappeared in an instant. Although he was a little annoyed that he came too late and didn't see anything, he was sure that this was definitely the prime minister and the prince... Oh my god, it turns out that there are homosexuals in this era .

Yu Le'an was very surprised. She felt that she had discovered something important. She even felt that she had a chance to stand up. Would she use this news to exchange those eight old hags... What a good deal , Let's discuss it with the leader in the evening!

"Who was it just now?" Yu Le'an didn't know martial arts, and his feet were neither light nor heavy, even if he tried to cover up, the cat's ears could hear some movement.

"It seems to be Princess Le'an." Shen Xinzhi carried the man all the way back to the prince's bedroom, looking at the person who was hanging on his skin, his heart was sweet and he wanted to spank his ass.It's like this every time, after throwing myself away, I wait for myself to find it and hang it on my skin, but in this way, I just can't bear to ask him what he is doing to him, so I can't help but feel soft-hearted.

"Le'an..." Zhou Xiaomiao frowned slightly, and temporarily put the heroine behind her head. He really didn't have the energy to think about anything else. stay a while.

Zhou Xiaomiao was put on the bed by the shit-shoveling officer, and she pouted a little aggrievedly. She probably knew that this person had coaxed her and that she was about to start a serious conversation with him, but he didn't want to talk about other things now... Zhou Xiaomiao Nest into the shit shovel officer's arms again, let him hold her, and feel at ease when the whole body lies in the shit shovel officer's arms.

Shen Xinzhi felt distressed again, and completely forgot what his original intention of chasing him was, hugged him gently in his arms, apologized repeatedly, and promised again and again that he would not do this again, and finally returned to a smiling face.

He really didn't expect that the person in his arms would be so timid.Just like before, he told himself that he wanted to rebel, and even dared to say whether you like me, and said that these things may turn around, and even things that are not allowed by the world are not afraid at all, but just such a brave person , it is really impossible to connect with this frightened person...

Patting him on the back comfortingly along the back, Shen Xinzhi leaned into his ear and whispered: "Are you still afraid?"

"En." Zhou Xiaomiao hummed, and buried her head on his shoulder again.

"If you are so timid, how dare you run out of the inn alone? You ran out alone with so many hidden guards on your back." Shen Xin Zhiwen said: "I just pretend that you like to have fun and don't care about anything, but Qingran You have to tell me how you got out, I remember you don't know martial arts."

Zhou Xiaomiao: "...I don't want to say it."

"Do you still want to keep a secret from me?" Shen Xinzhi pretended to push the person away: "Then do it yourself and don't cling to me."

"Don't, don't, don't..." Zhou Xiaomiao was able to grab the shit-shoveling officer and didn't let go. She was so wronged that she almost cried: "You don't want me anymore, do you, you bastard...you bully me..."

Shen Xinzhi: "..."

"I was wrong, I was just scaring you, I didn't want you, be good, don't cry, it's all my fault, I'm actually afraid that you don't want me, how could I not want you... Be good, don't cry, don't cry cry."

He made me cry, so I had to coax him while kneeling. Shen Xinzhi knew that this interrogation would be fruitless, so he could only temporarily give up the answer, hugging the person in his arms for a while, sweet and helpless, like hugging a baby. Patting his back again and again, kissing his forehead tenderly, trying to comfort his emotions as much as possible.

It took Zhou Xiaomiao a long time to calm down, and asked in a low voice: "Then you still drive me away?"

"Don't dare again." Shen Xinzhi hugged him tightly and explained: "Okay, I won't force you to ask these things anymore, as long as you are by my side, it will be fine, don't cry, my heart is broken when I cry gone."

"You really don't want to ask?"

"kindness."

After getting an affirmative reply, Zhou Xiaomiao thought she had escaped a catastrophe, and then she became happy, mua gave the shit shovel officer a slap: "I know you are the best for me~"