This villain spit milk [Quick Transmigration]

In this way, Zhou Xiaomiao lived every day: resolutely not seeing the shit-shoveling officer--the soft-heartedness seduced by the shit-shoveling officer-began to slap the shit-shoveling officer again--living a dark life under the sight of Jiao's father.

Papa Jiao didn't know that his son was stealing lovers all day long behind his back, and felt that his son was becoming more and more honest, but he couldn't do it all the time at home, so he took him to work in the company.

Zhou Xiaomiao: QAQ

So every night, Xu Yuan could hear Zhou Xiaomiao's soft complaints that he didn't want to go to work from five to nine at all.He wants to sleep late, wants to become a cat and basks in the hair, anyway, he just doesn’t want to go to work QAQ

Xu Yuan was very distressed, knowing that Zhou Xiaomiao would definitely be more exhausted after tossing and tossing every day, but he really couldn't say anything to tell him not to come, he knew how possessive he was, and followed With the strengthening of time and feelings, he felt that his possessiveness was faintly enhanced.

He can only train harder and harder, lead the team, and strive to win the championship in one fell swoop.

Fortunately, he had no hope, and he did not disappoint Zhou Xiaomiao, he did not disappoint any fans who were expecting them to win the championship.

Three months later, the team led by Xu Yuan successfully won the championship. Just like what was expressed in the plot, the fierce battle can even more reflect the cooperation and tacit understanding of the whole team.And how calm is the captain of the team, the center point!What a great ability!

The prize money was not what Xu Yuan wanted. He stood on the stage of chasing light with the trophy and said word by word: "Here, I want to announce one thing. From today onwards, I will quit the e-sports circle and never Come back again!"

The fans in the audience were in an uproar instantly, and even the organizers and hosts on the stage did not respond for a while. Everyone didn't understand why this happened so suddenly, especially how much it would take to quit at the peak of his life courage!

But the man standing at the focal point of everyone just lowered his head and caressed the trophy, and said softly: "Because I have a higher pursuit, and I just want my lover to relax and live his life in the way he likes."

Not only the fans at the scene screamed, but even the fans on the live barrage were blown up.

"Damn it, did I hear you right? Did he mean lover? This captain actually found a girlfriend behind our backs?"

"It has been rumored before that the captain and the only girl in the team are a bit ambiguous, but now it's over, it's actually true!"

"Oh my god, I'm broken in love. The captain is responsible for the beauty in the e-sports circle. How can you say that if you have a lover, you will have a lover. If you say you are in love, you are in love [big cry.jpg]"

"Fortunately, when I became a fan of him, I was already prepared for him to quit the circle. After all, he is the real young master, and he entered the circle just for interest."

"Then Guan Lin has become a winner in life? Entered the e-sports circle for interest, but met Gao Fushuai and married into a wealthy family. Damn, this is simply the protagonist of Mary Su!"

"To be honest, Guan Lin is not worthy of the captain, no matter in terms of appearance, ability or family background! Haha, yes, I am a girlfriend fan!"

Guan Lin really looked aggrieved. She didn't marry into a wealthy family, and she didn't find a rich and handsome boyfriend. Although she liked the captain very much, she was careful not to be discovered by the other party. Maybe the other party just found out and didn't want to talk to her. Just myself.

Xu Yuan felt that he should take an oath of sovereignty, so he took the initiative to say: "I think everyone should know my lover, his name is Jiao Jiarui!"

"!!!!!!"

"I-I-I-I am incoherent! It's so fucking exciting ahhhhhh"

"Sure enough, such a good-looking boy must find another better-looking boy. I support you!"

"I knew that a few days ago, the affairs of the Jiao family and the Xu family were not simple, so it was because of this, hahahaha"

"Yes, yes, I remembered what you said. The Jiao family unilaterally declared a break with the Xu family. They must have discovered that the other party has plans for their son!"

"It's okay, it's okay, this couple can't spray, I can only bless you 666"

Zhou Xiaomiao's Weibo was instantly down an hour later, and all the fans frantically came to bless them, especially the previous cp who was so happy that he wished them all kinds of blessings.

Papa Jiao was sulking at home alone, and was about to be pissed to death by the brat of the Xu family.The Xu family's parents personally called to express condolences, saying all kinds of good things to calm old man Jiao, and even Jiao's mother softened. She was really touched by the announcement of her retirement at the most glorious time of the day.

Papa Jiao: "No, I firmly disagree!"

"You're the kind of old-fashioned thing called on Weibo. It's none of your business if someone's child falls in love." The balance in Jiao's mother's heart began to tilt.

"What do you mean it's none of my business? I'm his real father!" Jiao's father poked the ground with his cane: "Before Xu Yuan gave up our Rarity for e-sports, but now he thinks that Rarity will wait for him when he gives up e-sports Does he think he is someone who is willing to wait for him, doesn't he?"

After all, Papa Jiao still broods over the previous incident.Thinking that since the other party gave up their son, they, as Jiao's family, must not put on it with shamelessness.So Papa Jiao still pays attention to face.

Zhou Xiaomiao felt that he should save the shit shovel officer, so as to save him any trouble.

"Dad, I have to tell you something in a low voice." Zhou Xiaomiao said: "When you asked him to choose between me and the e-sports circle, he actually chose me, but I bet so much in the early stage I still want to share the money, I can’t waste it in vain, so let him come to me after he gets the trophy.”

Papa Jiao: "What did you say???"

Zhou Xiaomiao immediately flattered and said: "It's not that you always teach me not to trade at a loss. Anyway, for a few days, I just thought that I might make a little extra money. It will be your wedding anniversary soon, and I want to invest in it for you." You go on a trip!"

Jiao's mother was immediately overwhelmed with emotion: "My dear son, you are still caring. Your father has not even farted until now. I guess he has forgotten it. I didn't expect you to remember it very well. Ouch, mother's good son!"

Papa Jiao: "... Who, who said I forgot, I've been buying gifts for you before, but I haven't picked the right one yet!"

"Come on, I don't know you yet? I have hinted several times that you don't know, and you are still here to support me." Jiao's mother glared, and Jiao's father was scared. He is really unreasonable about such things. .

So Zhou Xiaomiao succeeded in flattering Jiao's mother and was successfully protected behind him. Even though Jiao's father stared blankly, he didn't dare to say anything because he was wronged.

When Xu Yuan and Xu's parents came to visit, Jiao's father could only make a face, but the others didn't dare to say a word. He was really scared by Jiao's mother.

The meeting between the parents of the two parties went smoothly. Xu Yuan grabbed Zhou Xiaomiao's hand and said softly: "I have already told my family that I will quit the e-sports circle and take over the company in advance. I will support you in the future, so you don't need to go The company is at work."

Zhou Xiaomiao nodded, and said in a low voice, "I said good things for you before you came."

"It's so good." Xu Yuan said softly amid the bright eyes of the other party: "I will take you to eat seafood tomorrow. Our chef is specially invited. It is said that he is especially good at cooking seafood. Do you want to try it?"

"Okay, okay~" Zhou Xiaomiao was instantly happy. In fact, he was only greedy for this kind of blessing in asking for credit.

Zhou Xiaomiao said: "I want to eat a lot of seafood!"

"Well, good, I'll feed you for a lifetime."

"~(≧▽≦)/~"

Now that the parents have gone so smoothly, then going abroad to get a marriage certificate is basically a process. In addition, Xu Yuan was anxious to take Zhou Xiaomiao back to his home and hide it, so naturally his actions were more intense. fast.

No matter how angry Father Jiao was, his son was still abducted by others.Even going on a honeymoon trip!This is simply poking Mom Jiao's heart, criticizing Dad Jiao, and then pulling Dad Jiao to go on a trip.

Zhou Xiaomiao and the excrement shoveler stopped and went all the way, and came back after playing for more than half a year. Xu Yuan officially took over the family business, and Zhou Xiaomiao can stay at home as a kitten without worrying about anything, just eat, drink, sleep Just sleep and play well.

So Zhou Xiaomiao can stay at home happily every day, bask in the sun, and sleep late.After a few days, the shit shovel officer couldn't hold back anymore.

Xu Yuan began to think about bringing the kitten with him, or let Zhou Xiaomiao stay with him, anyway, as long as it was in his sight and he could see it.

It doesn't matter to Zhou Xiaomiao, it's the same wherever he goes to bask in the sun and sleep late.Occasionally, on a whim, I would turn into a human and go around the office. Occasionally, when I was lazy, I would turn into a kitten, which was put in the pocket of the shit shovel officer, and played everywhere.

Sometimes the shit-shoveling officer would go to a meeting, or go to work to comment. Zhou Xiaomiao was really bored, so he picked up his old job again and continued to broadcast the game live.

He didn't go to Weibo to shout, but directly opened the live broadcast room, and some fans discovered him.He smiled and waved his hand: "I didn't expect that there are still people standing guard. It's very hard for you. Come and send a big red envelope as a breakup fee. Don't stay guarding in the future. I may not be able to broadcast live."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

"Little Jiaojiao, isn't that how you treat us? We love you so much, crying."

"Break up if you say break up, do you think we will bow our heads if there is a breakup fee... Wow, the red envelope is so big!"

Zhou Xiaomiao smiled happily, because few fans are also bored, and started chatting with fans while looking for games: "I started broadcasting recently when I was bored, and if I have a chance in the future, I will come to live broadcast again, but it may not be when."

"Then can you go to Weibo and shout out during the next live broadcast?"

"That's right, Xiao Jiaojiao, you don't know, since you announced your relationship, you haven't lost any of your fans, and they have doubled."

"Hey? Really!" Zhou Xiaomiao was curious: "I haven't been on Weibo for a long time, Xu Yuan won't let me go to QAQ"

"Just shout it during the live broadcast. In fact, some people's remarks are really ugly. You don't have to worry about it. We will always support you."

"Wooooow, my little Jiaojiao has started to show affection, sad. But who told us to spoil you, we also recognize the show affection, dog food, if you eat too much, you will get used to it [big cry.jpg]"

"Is Captain Xu here? Can you let him show up? The next time you play a game, we just noticed a little bit of trickery, but we didn't expect to broadcast live next time. You are all married. Time is not forgiving." .”

"Where is the trick, your eyes are really sharp." Zhou Xiaomiao was amused, looked up at the people who were working, and took off the earphones: "Xu Yuan!"

"Here baby." Almost without hesitation, Xu Yuan immediately put down the pen in his hand, got up and walked to Zhou Xiaomiao's side.Leaning over to surround him from behind, he glanced at the computer.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....

Zhou Xiaomiao couldn't help but smile, thinking that these fans were so cute, Xu Yuan looked at him dotingly, and gently rubbed his head.

Then Zhou Xiaomiao played the game for a while, and saw that there were more and more fans in the live broadcast room, and he wondered: "Why do you all seem to know that I am live broadcasting?"

Fan: "Because a little sister called Xiao Jiaojiao on Weibo just now to give him a breakup fee, she decided not to broadcast live often in the future, crying very sadly, so we decided to see if you are really live broadcast? No Thinking of being caught by us!"

Zhou Xiaomiao: "Hey? Is that right, then I'll send you a post too, don't be partial."

Fan: "You really decided not to live broadcast in the future [big cry.jpg]"

"Yeah, I don't know if I will live broadcast in the future, so I will give you a breakup fee, so don't wait for me all the time." Zhou Xiaomiao looked at her balance while talking: "Xu Yuan Xu Yuan, I'm out of money!"

"It will be credited immediately." Xu Yuan was so quarreled by the rambunctious kitty that he couldn't work at all, but he was flattered, so he simply sat next to Zhou Xiaomiao and played with his hand: "Just now I saw you typing on the keyboard. A little hard, does your hand hurt?"

"It's okay." Zhou Xiaomiao waved her hand as usual, and then waited for the balance to increase.

The fans howled and howled. They didn't expect Captain Xu, who was cold and ruthless in the past, to be so tender and tender to Xiao Jiaojiao. He loved Xiao Jiaojiao so much that he was afraid of hurting his hand when typing on the keyboard. how much love

Fans said one after another that this dog food is a bit sloppy, and they must take it easy.

The amount that Xu Yuan transferred to Zhou Xiaomiao was a bit large, and when Zhou Xiaomiao gave out the red envelopes, he simply showed up and said, "These red envelopes are just for inviting everyone to eat the wedding candy of me and Rarity, thank you for liking Rarity, but I just want Express one sentence: He is mine, and has always been mine, so stop talking nonsense about being your little Jiaojiao."

Fan: "Wow, you kidnapped our little Jiaojiao, you are still so arrogant!"

Xu Yuan has never been gentle with other people: "I can be so arrogant that he has no time to live broadcast. Believe it or not? If you don't listen to me, you will never see Rarity in the future!"

fan:"……"

"Yes, this operation is very 6, convinced!"

"Okay, this bowl of dog food, I'll do it first as a respect!"

"I'm really going to be sweeted by you, why are you so affectionate, you must be good, our fans have always supported you!"

Zhou Xiaomiao poked him: "What are you doing? Why are you bullying my fans?"

Xu Yuan paused, looked back at Zhou Xiaomiao and said aggrievedly: "You are not towards the fans but not towards me, that means you like them more than me, right?"

Zhou Xiaomiao: "...you are making trouble for no reason!"

Xu Yuan stretched out his hand and clasped him in his arms: "Well, then I'll show you the trouble!"

Zhou Xiaomiao: "..." Actually, I just want it, just find a name.Garbage shovel officer, I really believe your evil ╭(╯^╰)╮

But seeing the other party kiss like this, Zhou Xiaomiao quickly retreated: "Hey, wait, camera camera!"

So, the fans who were squatting in the live broadcast room waiting for Captain Wolf to take the next step were full of enthusiasm when they heard a slap and their eyes went black, and the live broadcast room was shut down.

Fan: "You show me these when you take off your pants???"

The fans were very angry. After all, they had already prepared tissues and other things, and they were just waiting to watch a big movie. They didn't expect the other party to be so defensive about themselves.They also wanted to see if Little Banana had abdominal muscles, and what was the figure of the captain?Who is going up and who is going down between the two?

The result is nothing ▼_▼

In the middle of the first live broadcast, fans still felt aggrieved because they didn't see anything.Later, the second time and the third time, every time Zhou Xiaomiao managed to broadcast live, he would be interrupted by the jealous Xu Yuan, who would forcibly shut down the live broadcast room, and then carried Zhou Xiaomiao to Jiang Jiang Niang Niang.

All the fans are calm: it’s good that you are in love, don’t care about our life or death :)

In this world, Zhou Xiaomiao and the poop shoveler still end up loving each other under the witness of all the fans.

After they enjoyed their old age, the shit-shoveling officer left the world where Zhou Xiaomiao was ejected immediately, and returned to the pure white space.

[System: Welcome back. 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: Why are you so polite?Don't scare me!

[System: ... Bah, if it weren't for the fact that you have helped me in this world, I wouldn't be bothered to welcome you. 】

Zhou Xiaomiao's eyes lit up: Then what gift are you going to give me as a thank you gift?

[System: You don't even have any points, what gift do you want?Don't you know that our system will only be upgraded if the host earns points?Your poor jingle still expects me to be rich]

Zhou Xiaomiao: ...

[System: Stop talking nonsense and continue to the next world, I just can't be too gentle with you▼_▼]

Zhou Xiaomiao: Oh QAQ