This villain spit milk [Quick Transmigration]

Zhou Xiaomiao opened his eyes, looked at the white ceiling, felt the sore waist and the little butt that was about to break, and only the four words "life without love" could ease his mood.

21 days! 21 days!What the hell, it's only nine days away!

If it wasn't for the fact that she was not feeling well, Zhou Xiaomiao would have wanted to roll around on the bed, so she said that she had escaped from the country and tried her best to cover up her whereabouts. What the hell are other electronics for! ! !

Why is the shit shovel officer so annoying, won't you wait another nine days to come back? I have endured it for 21 days, what can I not bear for these nine days! ! !

In the end, it was still a waste of time to fetch water from a bamboo basket. Now he believed the system's complaints before. Sure enough, none of the things he planned could be completed! ! !

[System: The battle is very intense :)]

Zhou Xiaomiao: Well, butt hurts QAQ

[System: Hee hee hee hee, the problem is that the plot points have not been completed yet, so please do your best. 】

Zhou Xiaomiao was dissatisfied: I had a fight with the shit shoveler just now, why the plot is not finished yet!

[System: When did you fight? 】

Zhou Xiaomiao is confident: Goblins are fighting!

[System: ... Get rolling! 】

Next to the plot point, the reason why the hero and the big villain fight is because the big villain can't do it because of love. He once wanted to molest the heroine, that is, he wanted to forcibly possess her.Although the matter was revealed and the villain was beaten up by the heroine, the hero was still so angry that he came to beat up the villain himself.

Therefore, the big villain must bleed to truly complete the first plot point.

Zhou Xiaomiao: ...

It is impossible to fight with the shit shovel officer, and it is even more impossible for the shit shovel officer to beat him to blood.So I still have to ignore the shit shovel officer for a month, but how can I ignore him... Other than running away from him, Zhou Xiaomiao really can't find any way to keep himself ignoring him for a month.

So why on earth is the shit shovel officer unable to bear it for nine days!Just wanted to cry him out.

The door was gently pushed open, and Xu Yuan walked in lightly, probably disturbing the person sleeping inside, but he didn't expect that when he closed the door and turned around, the other person was lying on the bed, looking at him with wide-open eyes, full of eyes. sad.

Xu Yuan walked over with some guilt, touched his little face, and asked in a low voice, "Are you woken up by me? Do you still want to sleep? Do you want to get up and eat before going to sleep?"

Zhou Xiaomiao: "Go away, I will be angry when I see you QAQ"

Xu Yuan smiled lightly, pretending that he didn't hear what he said, hugged him so that he could lean comfortably in his arms, and rubbed his waist, "Is this comfortable? I'll rub it for you, and get up to eat later OK?"

Zhou Xiaomiao: "..."

It's really comfortable to rub it, and he can't resist now that he is about to be crippled. He groaned, and obviously wanted to drive him out, but in the end he said: "Left, left, right here, ah, it's comfortable !"

Xu Yuan wanted to rub his waist seriously, but he was always disturbed by the murmuring and chirping voices expressing comfort in his arms. As he rubbed, his hands slipped dishonestly into his clothes.She moved her head closer and closer, kissing his neck.

Zhou Xiaomiao avoided her head and said aggrievedly: "Don't come, my ass hurts QAQ"

Xu Yuan couldn't help laughing, "Okay, I won't come, don't be afraid."

Zhou Xiaomiao muttered in dissatisfaction: "I'm not afraid~(︵`)~"

"I said the wrong thing, I'm sorry." Xu Yuan didn't intend to argue with him about this matter. After skipping a sentence, he began to change the subject and asked: "Are you hungry? Auntie has already cooked dinner below. Your favorite seafood porridge, shall we go eat first?"

Zhou Xiaomiao immediately asked nervously: "I told my aunt yesterday that I want to eat fish, did she buy any fish?"

"I bought it, I bought it for you, or you go down to eat it?" Xu Yuan said while dressing him.

Zhou Xiaomiao tried it, and fell back into Xu Yuan's arms to support the corpse, "Forget it, bring it to me, I don't want to get up."

Xu Yuan smiled contentedly, "Okay, then lie down obediently, and I'll bring it to you."

"Ah."

After settling Zhou Xiaomiao first, Xu Yuan turned and left the room. The moment the door closed, he felt his heart was put back in place

When Zhou Xiaomiao woke up, he was panicked for a moment, afraid that he would see colors in the other person's eyes that he didn't want to see, such as fear, disgust, anger, and nausea...

But fortunately, he didn't mention it on purpose, and Zhou Xiaomiao seemed to have forgotten about it. He didn't react as violently as he imagined.

He is still trusting and dependent on himself, not as bad as he imagined.In fact, he had already thought about it when Zhou Xiaomiao was asleep. If the other party really hated and disgusted him, and even wanted to run away from him, Xu Yuan didn't mind being rude.

He even thought about how to tie the other party by his side all the time.I also thought about how I could force the other party to beg for mercy.

But luckily all is not so bad.Maybe at this time the relationship between the two people is not as good as he wants, but after this kind of thing happened, the other party can still treat him like this, he is already very satisfied, and the rest will slowly come to an end. Come on, he's in no hurry.

As long as the other party doesn't think about running away from him...anything is fine.

"Where's Young Master Jiao?" Auntie saw that only Xu Yuan had come down, and her heart skipped a beat, feeling a little bad.

The plot of the movie suddenly appeared in his mind, such as a certain bodyguard kidnapping the young master, locking him in the room, and pretending that the other party is not feeling well.

As soon as the idea in his mind was formed, the man in front of him said indifferently: "Master Jiao is not feeling well, I'll bring it up."

Aunt:"!!!"

The aunt-like shock from watching many popular French dramas, the aunt felt that she must have guessed right. The person in front of him must have done something to Master Jiao, such as kidnapping Master Jiao and asking for money. It was a coincidence that he came by himself. Said, that's why I said that I was a friend of Young Master Jiao, so I will hold myself back by the way!

That's why the current him keeps trying to shirk himself so that he doesn't see Young Master Jiao!

The auntie said anxiously: "I cook what the young master likes to eat, or I will take it with you. The young master is thin, so he should eat more good things to make up for it."

Xu Yuan thought about it, he had been messing around in bed all afternoon, the other party must be starving, and he was asking too much, the other party kept yelling that his ass hurts, so he should make up more.

So Xu Yuan nodded without thinking too much and said, "Then I will trouble you."

"You're welcome." Auntie quickly waved her hand and put the things into the dining car neatly.Followed Xu Yuan upstairs, ready to see what happened to his Young Master Jiao

At this moment, Young Master Jiao, who was suspected of being kidnapped, was also groggy and trying to sleep.Xu Yuan went over and gently held up his little face, trying to wake him up: "Ruirui wake up, I'll give you some medicine after eating, and we go to bed again, okay?"

Zhou Xiaomiao mumbled a few words vaguely, buried her face in his big hands, and avoided opening her eyes.

Xu Yuan supported Zhou Xiaomiao's head with one hand, took a peeled shrimp from the dining car next to him, and touched Zhou Xiaomiao's mouth lightly.It was funny to see the other party chasing after smelling the smell, and finally ate the shrimp, chewed it twice before opening his eyes, "I'm so hungry, eat fish, eat fish!"

"Okay, eat fish." Xu Yuan smiled dotingly, and first sent the warm seafood porridge to Zhou Xiaomiao's hands, then continued to peel the shrimp and feed it to Zhou Xiaomiao.

"Eat fish, eat fish, I said I want to eat fish!" Zhou Xiaomiao instructed the other party anxiously. Yesterday, the family ran out of fish, and he didn't eat it, so today he was greedy and was very anxious.

"Okay, okay, don't worry." Xu Yuan fed the shrimp into his mouth, then took off his gloves and took the chopsticks to feed him the fish one bite at a time.

Because the excrement shovelers always pick the fishbone, Zhou Xiaomiao can eat it with confidence.Counting that there was no fish at home yesterday, plus the poop officer caught him messing around today, he hasn't eaten fish for two days.

At this moment, a mouthful of delicious fish filled his mouth, and the feeling of eating it made Zhou Xiaomiao so happy that he wanted to put on his wings and fly around the room twice.

Xu Yuan waited until he finished feeding Zhou Xiaomiao, and seeing him satiated and satisfied, he felt relieved and ate some quickly.

Auntie cleaned up the dining table and left. Since Young Master Jiao is not in any danger and dares to instigate others so boldly, it means that she must be thinking too much.

Although there was no danger, as a person from the older generation, Auntie could vaguely see the unusual relationship between the two.For example, the hickey on Young Master Jiao's neck that cannot be hidden, and the loving eyes that this young master looked at Young Master Jiao.

It's going to happen, Young Master Jiao, isn't it because he came out of the closet and found a boyfriend?The Jiao family has only one seedling, if this person also comes out, then the incense will really be cut off in the future.

no!I don't know where my husband and wife are now, so I have to call to inform that Young Master Jiao... has a problem!

The two people in the room didn't know it at all, and someone directly notified the parents out of unfounded worry.Still struggling with the drug application.

Zhou Xiaomiao wrapped up the quilt vigilantly, and hugged herself: "I don't want to apply medicine, you go away!"

"Didn't you keep crying about the pain? It won't hurt after you apply it. Be good, I promise I will never do anything." Xu Yuan took the medicine in one hand and grabbed the quilt roll that was about to roll away with the other.

"Even if you promise not to do anything to me, I won't take medicine. Wow, in broad daylight, you actually look at my chrysanthemum, you are shameless." Zhou Xiaomiao struggled very little, because the waist and the butt are so real. It hurts QAQ

Seeing this, Xu Yuan felt even more worried. He felt that applying medicine was a matter of principle, just like going to a doctor to take medicine when he was injured or sick. As long as it was good for Zhou Xiaomiao, he couldn't continue to spoil him.

No matter how much Zhou Xiaomiao resisted and struggled, she was unable to withstand the forceful suppression of the excrement shovel officer. In the end, the quilt was rolled up cruelly, her trousers and underwear were taken off, and a wave of lightly cooling potion was applied.

Zhou Xiaomiao's head was huddled in the quilt, it was so red that it was almost smoking.Ah ah ah ah ah ah lost people.How embarrassed is the shit shovel officer in broad daylight!

Xu Yuan... is not feeling well right now.He was smoking too, smoking all over his body.He felt that this kind of drug application was a cruel and beautiful torture for himself.It's more about exercising your willpower and self-control.It's like being able to break through your own limits.

After the two of them took the medicine, the atmosphere became weird, and the feelings of the two were completely different, one was ashamed and ashamed to see others.One is that you feel that you cannot see this person for a while.

But soon, Zhou Xiaomiao became sleepy again in the quiet environment, and huddled in her quilt roll for a long while without making any sound or moving.

Xu Yuan was startled, and quickly opened the quilt, only to see the sleeping face of the other party.He laughed, put him in a good position, and covered him with a quilt so that he could sleep more comfortably.Only then did I have time to turn on my phone and start dealing with things.

At the moment when there is no season, he has enough time.Occasionally the team will be pulled to do some show games, but he is not required to play or lead the team.

After all, the difference between him leading the team is that if he is on the scene, he will train whoever plays the dish on the stage on the spot, but if he is not there, he will go home and train him to death if he plays the dish.

Feel like the players should enjoy it more without him :)

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After waking up from sleep, Zhou Xiaomiao, who was refreshed, sat up from the bed and stretched. Immediately, a big hand appeared behind him, wrapped his arms around his shoulders, pulled him back into his arms, bowed his head and kissed him. forehead.

Zhou Xiaomiao: "Why are you here!!!"

"Huh? Where am I going if I'm not here?" Xu Yuan's face was still a little sleepy, but his arms were tightly wrapped around him, unwilling to let go.

Zhou Xiaomiao said, "This, this is my room. It stands to reason that you should go to the guest room."

"I've done everything, but I'm starting to pay attention to where I sleep!" Xu Yuan gently rubbed his cheek, "It's still early, baby, sleep with me for a while, I'm too late to deal with things last night It’s been a long time since I went to bed, I’m so sleepy.”

Zhou Xiaomiao felt distressed, and said, "Then I will reluctantly sleep with you for a while, but after you wake up, you have to cook something delicious for me!"

"Well, good." Xu Yuan took the whole person into his arms and hugged him tightly.Once again fell into a deep sleep.

Zhou Xiaomiao slept so full that she didn't feel sleepy at all.So he nestled obediently in the shit shovel officer's arms and played with the buttons on his pajamas.

[System: What?Did you lose your mind about your shit-shoveling officer? 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: Can you not come out recently, I get a headache when I see you.

[System: I can only tell you that you have only completed one plot point, and there are two more waiting for you, come on :)]

Zhou Xiaomiao: Seeing your attitude of watching the excitement without taking too much trouble, I am really unhappy~(︵`)~

[System: I used to feel this way when I ate your dog food :)]

Zhou Xiaomiao: ...

[System: Let’s not talk about anything else, it’s better for you to complete the plot points first, and the ready-made opportunity is coming :)]

Zhou Xiaomiao: Huh huh?There is still a chance!

[System: Guess, this is all a surprise, I can't tell you, you will know when the time comes. 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: ...

He couldn't help but think of the lieutenant general from the previous world.Call it a surprise or an opportunity, but in fact it will still make the shit-shoveling officer angry.It would even annoy the shit-shoveling officer even more, because the system's attitude of watching the excitement makes him a little bit hesitant to believe him.

Garbage system, if only I could manage his machine oil, if you don’t listen to me, you will be deducted from the machine oil, if you talk nonsense, you will be deducted from the machine oil, if you bully Meow, you will be deducted from the machine oil, hum!

[System: ... Bah! 】

Zhou Xiaomiao has lived under the care and supervision of the shit-shoveling officer for the past two days. Although she knows that the opportunity the system says is coming soon, Zhou Xiaomiao still can't help testing the shit-shoveling officer. Every time he sees him, his face suddenly changes. , will not continue to say.

The result is that the other party's supervision of him is getting stricter, lest he suddenly disappear again.He even felt that every temptation he made had a purpose.Every time he found something, he would carry him back to the room, close the door, and give him a good lesson.

Then Zhou Xiaomiao didn't dare.Can you understand the feeling of living in bed for two and a half days in four days?He doesn’t want to recall the fear of being dominated by the bed QAQ

This day Zhou Xiaomiao begged the shit-shoveling officer to take him out for a walk. He hadn't gone out for a long time. He used to be afraid that the shit-shoveling officer would find him, but now he was locked up by the shit-shoveling officer. He also wanted to go out to play.

Xu Yuan didn't agree to it at first, but Zhou Xiaomiao has been probing and bringing up various topics in recent days, which made him a little vigilant, and now that he brought up the news of going out to play, he was even more worried.

But all doubts, all vigilance, and all reluctance were defeated by an active kiss.

Rarity took the initiative to kiss himself... Although it was just a superficial kiss, what he saw was that Rarity started to take the initiative.This surprised him a little.He knew that as long as he persisted and did not give up, the other party would definitely reward him.

He said that no matter what, he would never let the other party regret it.And now an active kiss may represent the beginning of everything.

Xu Yuan was so happy that he couldn't bear to refuse any proposal from Zhou Xiaomiao.I forgot all doubts and vigilance, just nodded and said: "Go out to play? Good! You can play anywhere!"

While Zhou Xiaomiao was happy, she was also inexplicably sad. How hard is it for the shit shovel officer to be so pleasantly surprised after a kiss from her.The plot point is really a tormenting little goblin.Still the same sentence, after he finishes, he must treat the shit shoveler well.he swears.

The two of them went out for a crazy meal, ate and drank outside, and bought a lot of fun things back.

After opening the door and seeing Jiao's father and Jiao's mother, the happy mood began to sink.Xu Yuan subconsciously looked up at Zhou Xiaomiao, and was slightly relieved when he found that he was also surprised.I hope it's not the situation I imagined...

Jiao's father and mother Jiao looked at the two people holding hands together, and frowned slightly, but fortunately, the two of them did not directly attack, and motioned: "You two sit down, I want to talk to you."

Zhou Xiaomiao felt that this was probably an accident, so she couldn't help but tilt her head and look at the shit-shoveling officer, thinking that this time it had nothing to do with me.Could it be that the opportunity the system said is now?With the help of parents to complete plot point three, take advantage of the opportunity to separate the two?

A good thing that kills two birds with one stone, Zhou Xiaomiao's eyes lit up slightly, a little tempted.But he was a little worried about the shit shovel officer...

Although the shit shovel officer usually doesn't express it, this time he secretly left still caused him a certain amount of harm, which made him extremely uneasy and easily panicked. Zhou Xiaomiao really didn't want to hurt the shit shovel officer, but in fact the plot point That's it, if he is ruthless, he may be able to complete it, if he is soft-hearted...

Reincarnation over and over again, isn't the injury more painful than now?

This is probably the legendary long-term pain is worse than short-term pain... The human world is so complicated QAQ

When Zhou Xiaomiao was in a daze, Xu Yuan had already begun to confess to his parents, including his own confession that he liked Zhou Xiaomiao, and that he would never let go.

The two didn't sit down, but just put the things in their hands on the ground, and stood there waiting for the parents' judgment.

Jiao's mother became angry when she saw her son's stupid look. If she didn't pay attention, this kid was coaxed to bend him. Now she still looks dazed, as if she doesn't understand why they are so angry!Really mad at her forget it.

But mother Jiao is angry again, because she loves her son, and she has been abroad all these years, and she has a high acceptance of homosexuality. Most of them are angry because they don't know who they are and put their son in the wolf's den .

When she wanted to persuade her, Papa Jiao choked her back with a teacup. Seeing Papa Jiao's furious face, she paused slightly. Forget it, let's wait until the old man's anger subsides, or we will fight against him , It is estimated that cerebral hemorrhage will be gasped out.

Zhou Xiaomiao was almost collapsed by the shattered porcelain, Xu Yuan frowned slightly, and pulled the person behind him indiscriminately.Zhou Xiaomiao immediately hid behind the shit shovel officer.

Papa Jiao really got even more angry: "You still have the face to hide behind, you get out! Are you worthy of my training all these years? I'm waiting for you to get married, start a business and have grandchildren. Is this how you repay me?"

Zhou Xiaomiao yelled: "You and your mother gave birth to me just to carry on the family, didn't you? You want to have the ability to carry on the family and you are giving birth!"

"Jiao Jiarui! What are you talking about, brat!" Jiao's mother interrupted him, her face almost tensed, and she really deserved a beating when she said something incoherent in front of outsiders.

Zhou Xiaomiao wanted to provoke Jiao's father, and refused to accept it: "I'm already an adult at this age, can you leave me alone, I can do whatever I want, can you give me some freedom!"

"Your freedom is messing around with others, isn't it!" Papa Jiao was about to die of anger, and stood up to slap Zhou Xiaomiao.

Zhou Xiaomiao was so scared that she kept pulling the shit shovel officer to dodge.

Xu Yuan did not live up to Zhou Xiaomiao's expectations, he stood in front of him and took a few hits, and only when the crutch almost hit Zhou Xiaomiao, he reached out to stop him: "Uncle Jiao, no matter what else, Rarity and I are not Hu Come on, I'm serious, you can almost be regarded as watching me grow up, you should know what kind of person I am, I can promise to treat Rarity well, and if you really want to pass on the incense, you can work harder!"

The scene was quiet.

A few seconds later, the villa suddenly burst into a roar: "Get out!!!"